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This little faggot was the cringiest copycat of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the [[SCMRPG]] OST like the autistic nerd he was. | This little faggot was the cringiest copycat of them all. He wore a [[Marilyn Manson]] shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully [[in the ass]]. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the [[SCMRPG]] OST like the autistic nerd he was. | ||
===Anthony "T.J." Solomon=== | |||
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15 year old girl, wast listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver, but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness. | |||
===Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson === | ===Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson === |
Revision as of 20:31, 13 September 2016
This is a comprehensive list of every known copycat of the Columbine killers, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold. The two shooters warned of a revolution of violence caused by the creepy autistic admirers they would have after their NBK. Their predictions came true, as over 75 fanboys (and rarely, girls) have actually committed to their own attacks, or made serious plans for violence. Most notably, these include the mass murderers Cho Seung Hui, Adam Lanza, and Pekka-Eric Auvinen. Eric and Dylan have also inspired thousands of outcast Loners, and have countless obsessed fans from the cesspit that is Tumblr; these freaks are called Columbiners, and we have a page covering them as well.
This list is desperately needing names. Please fill in whatever details you can find, along with a brief description of the suspects. |
The following people are sorted by first name; Pairs and Groups too.
A, B, C
Alvaro Rafael Castillo
Alvaro was another disturbed teenager obsessed with Columbine. He even went as far as to buy the same type of guns that Eric Harris had, namely the Hi-Point 995 Carbine. He also made a pilgrimage to Columbine High School and the Memorial nearby. He made videos demonstrating his guns and trenchcoat. He killed his father at home, to "Put him out of his misery." Alvaro sent his creepy videos and letters to the news, warning about his imminent attack in the same way that Cho Seung Hui did.
He then shot up his old high school on August 30th, 2006. He set off 3 smoke grenades, damaged some windows (which injured two students), before getting v&. While being dragged into the partyvan, he screamed "Columbine, remember Columbine!" He was eventually sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole. Good riddance.
Videos relating to the court case can be found here. These are very educational and strongly recommended for view.
Adam Lanza
Adam extensively researched Columbine, along with every other mass murder in history. He had various files relating to the killers on his computer and cited them as a major inspiration / topic to research.
Alex Hribal
Alex is a pimple-faced little dweeb who sliced up his school and stabbed a few dozen kids before getting tackled and v&. He was known to have been an admirer of the shooters.
Asa Coon
This little faggot was the cringiest copycat of them all. He wore a Marilyn Manson shirt during the shooting. He got punched in the face and peed his pants, before retaliating by shooting the nigger bully in the ass. He shot a few others but failed to pwn anyone except himself. He also wore a trenchcoat and probably listened to the SCMRPG OST like the autistic nerd he was.
Anthony "T.J." Solomon
On May 20th, 1999 (1 month after Columbine), Anthony smuggled a 22lr rifle onto campus and shot 6 students. One of the victims, a 15 year old girl, wast listed in critical condition but all students recovered from their wounds. Solomon attempted to an hero with a revolver, but was talked out of it. He called himself a member of the Trenchcoat Mafia and stated that he was inspired by the events in CHS. Originally planned to be sentenced to 300+ years, he had his sentence reduced down to 20 years by a successful plea blaming his mental illness.
Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson
Two hot 16 year old girls who lived 10 miles from Columbine, who wanted to go postal at Mountain Vista High School. They got caught after vandalizing some bathroom wall and leaving death threats, and will now likely be v& for life. Good job, dumbfucks. These girls wanted to be one of the first female mass shooters, much like Lindsay. However, the female brain isn't smart enough to pull off a crime as great as this.
Sienna had a Weebly page, which you can View here. ( Home, About, Poetry, Art, Journal)
Charles Andrew Williams
Charles was a 15 year old boy who shot up Santana High School on March 5th, 2001. Two students were pwn'd, whilst 13 were injured. An impressive feat, considering he was using a weak ass .22lr revolver. Growing up, he suffered extreme bullying. He hung out with skater kids, where he was accepted for the most part, although did suffer a lot of bullying from these 'friends' too. A few weeks before school, he sought out a school counselor, but was told to fuck off. I bet that broad felt real sick after the shooting spree, huh? As time went on, his mental state deteriorated, became suicidal and his wrath at these douchebags was accelerating. A few days before his shooting spree, he was made a laughing stock in his drama class by the teacher. He stated twice about "pulling a columbine." He told his friends the classic "Don't go to school tomorrow". He stated that he did the shooting spree because he was dared to by his friends.
The monkey in charge of Dumbfuckistan, W, gave a speech for the community. He called the shooting "a disgraceful act of cowardice," while bombing the shit out of innocent sandmonkeys who's country did nothing to the USA. He stated, "When America teaches our children right from wrong and teaches values that respect life in our country, we'll be better off." while snorting a line of cocaine off a 14 year old arab boy's erect penis.
Charles plead guilty to all of his charges on June 20th, 2002. He was sentenced to 50 years to life, and ordered to serve time in Juvi until he was 18. He apologized for his actions, even though those fags all got what was coming to them. His life was shit; a divorce, moving across the country, a death of his friend, being suicidal, drug use, extreme bullying, etc. He stated that he wanted to commit suicide by cop during his rampage, but surrendered at the last minute. His case has attracted a small following who seek to reduce his prison sentence. He will be eligible for parole in 2052, when he'll be 66 fucking years old. In 2013, he is now a tall man, standing at 6'4. He has found peace through time and has accepted his fate.
Cho Seung Hui
Cho was a batshit insane gook from Virginia who shot up Virginia Tech back in April 16th, 2007. He brutally murdered 32 people, and still holds the American High Score Omar Mateen holds the American High Score with 49 kills. Anders Breivik is the current world champion.
Cho was obsessed with Columbine as soon as it happened when he was 12. He directly mentioned "Eric and Dylan" as "Martyrs", and wrote poems and reports on them during his time in school. His manifesto sent to NBC, that has yet to be released to the public, is rumored to mention Eric and Dylan on a consistent basis.
D, E, F
Daniel Hawke Fears
A teenager from Oklahoma who conducted a shooting spree that killed 2 and injured 8 others, in the year 2002. He used a 20-gauge shotgun for a driveby massacre. He got arrested after he crashed his pickup truck near a police roadblock. Is believed to have been inspired by the columbine massacre.
Dimitris Patmanidis
Alias: Death_Salvation
Dimitris was a 19 year old student at OAED Vocational College, located in Athens, Greece. On April 10th, 2009, he shot up his college armed with a Tomb Raider arsenal; two pistols and a knife. Despite this handsome loadout, he only managed to score a single frag- himself. He injured 3 others. The motive is due to bullying, like 85% of other shootings. It was the first school shooting in Greece. He was frequently bullied, probably for still using Myspace in 2009. TOW's article
Dominick Sergio Maldonado
On November 20th, 2005, Dominick shot up the Tacoma Mall, located in Washington. He attempted to get the high score but managed 0 deaths and only 6 injuries, despite using a Chinese AK-47 and pistol. Maybe it's the fact that the gun was Chinese and probably shit. He took several people hostage, who lived to tell about it on the TV show "I survived...", a decade after the attack. The shooter was a 20 year old guy who had a tl;dr rapsheet. Shortly before the shooting, he broke up with his girlfriend and was fucked up on a lot of Meth. He got sentenced to 163 years in prison, and unsuccessfully attempted to escape on June 29th, 2011. During this escape, he took another fucker hostage- a corrections officer. He managed this feat using nothing but scissors. Another inmate was murdered by the pigs after he drove a forklift through some doors and crashed it into a fence. The shooter had a connection to Columbine through great personal interest in the story.
Eric McKeehan
Eric and two other students were arrested in November 2001, for plotting a Columbine-esque assault on New Bedford High School. Two were too young to be legally identified. A janitor found a letter detailing a plot to set us up the bomb and sh0t sk0l n0w. The loser sent the letter to the authorities. Somehow, (probably some dumb whore ratting them out) the teenagers were quickly apprehended and v&. This incident occurred just two years after the Columbine massacre, which is still fresh in americans minds a generation after it happened. In the immediate years following the bloodbath in littleton, there have been countless copycats.
Farda Gadirov
G, H, I
Georg.R
(Apocalypse Now only wrote articles about mass murderes on wikipedia played no games and barely saw movies absolutly obsessed with other murderes)
Hans Van Themsche
(Neo Nazi)
H, Misc
3 kids arrested for planned attack on their high school in Hoyt, Kansas. Each possessed a black trench coat.
J, K, L
Jacob D. Robida
(Neo Nazi)
Jeff Weise
Jeff Weise was a fat injun goth outcast from some shitty rez in Minnesota. He copied columbine extensively; He researched the shooters, wore a Trenchcoat 24/7, watched the same movies and listened to the same music, and during his school shooting, even asked a victim "Do you believe in god?" the same line that Dylan Klebold spoke to one of the students during the Columbine Massacre.
Johnny Lee Wicks
John Odgren
John Zawahri
Joseph Hunter Parker
Josh Magee
Kali Jade Bookey
Columbine massacre obsessed Kali Jade Bookey (aged 15), of Wisconsin slashed the throat of her brother’s girlfriend. During the attack, Bookey referred to herself as a ‘psycho’ who was looking for her ‘first kill’. Bookey’s Facebook page “Laudy Love Kvety” posted a picture of Eric Harris, one of the Columbine shooters on his birthday. Bookey told police she didn’t want to kill her bother’s girlfriend; just scare her enough to make her move away. Bookey had become jealous of how happy her brother was with his girlfriend.
Kim de Gelder
Kimveer Gill
This guy was another loser who failed to get the High Score. He shot up his school, Dawson College, and killed only 1 person, injuring 20 others, before becoming an hero. He was known to have been obsessed with Columbine, 9/11 and other tragedies along with conspiracies. He wore Trenchcoats, obsessed over Goth culture, and made various posts / rants relating to or mentioning Columbine.
Kyle Huff
Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, Randall Shepherd, and James Gamble
A trio of tumblrinas who were obsessed with Columbine, gore, BDSM porn, and other degeneracy. They planned to slaughter a mall in Canada, but were stopped by a snitch as they made threats directly hinting at their intentions. One of them (the one with the guns) became an hero, while the others were quickly v&. James was the ultimate fanboy of Eric as he wore KMFDM shirts, dressed the same, listened to the same music and made the same retarded rants on his shitty site.
M, N, O
Matthew Murray
(Satanist)
O, Misc
- Oaklyn Public School, Camden, NJ 3 boys were arrested after they attempted to carjack a vehicle on their way to attack a school. They were wearing black trench coats.
P, Q, R
Pekka-Eric Auvinen
Pekka was the Finnish school shooter who murdered 8 noobs back in 2007. He idolized the killers and made dozens of videos about them. He even plagiarized their manifesto (specifically, Eric Harris') and words on his channel & manifesto. He considered himself another Eric Harris, who would inspire his very own followers. Only his friend, Mr. Saari, took him up on the offer, killing a few more with a similar shitty .22 that he purchased from the same gun store. He snuck the shotgun into the cafeteria, shot a 17 year old guy in the back. He was quickly rushed and subdued by a teacher. More people detained him, but he fired off a shot which struck the cieling. Several people suffered minor injuries in the chaos that ensued. He was sentenced in February 2013 to 35 years in prison. During police interviews, he revealed that he had an interest in Columbine and an admiration for the killers.
Robert Gladden Jr.
Bobby was a 15 year old boy who conducted a school shooting at Perry Hall High School, on August 27th, 2012. He attended the first two classes of school, went to the restroom during break, reassembled a 12 gauge shotgun, and loaded it with live ammo.
[3] [4] [5] Police interview video part 2 part 3
S, T, U, V
Scott Dyleski
Seth Trickey
He was a 13 year old boy from Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, who shot up his rural middle school and injured 5 students a few months after Columbine. The police recovered a 9mm handgun and found no motives for the attack. The gun was owned by his father, purchased 6 years prior to the attack. He conducted his shooting spree with just one 15-round magazine; he waited for the bell to ring and then picked off students as they entered the school. After unloading all the bullets, he was quickly tackled and shackled. In 2002, he apologized for his actions;
In 2005, 5 years, 3 months, and 23 days after his shooting spree, he was released from prison, due to being a juvenile (13) when he was arrested, and now hitting the age of 18.
Classmate, 13, held in shootings of Oklahoma students, 5 hurt in Fort Gibson school shooting, Gun in School Shooting Was Father's, Police Say, School shooter says he's sorry, Seth Trickey's release final, judge declares.
Sebastian Bosse
Sebastian Bosse was another pissed off 18 year old virgin. He tried to shoot up his school using Flintlock pistols and a shitty single-shot rifle. These are the types of weapons from the 16th ~ 18th centuries, that required you to take half a minute to carefully load, and were usually as accurate as a sawed-off shotgun. Impressively, he injured 20 people total, but sadly the only fatality was himself. He also wore trenchcoats.
Stephen Kazmierczak
(Satanist)
Sulejman Talovic
They planned to steal his guns afterwards and shoot up their school, the plot failed because the man had stored his guns in a safe.
Tim Kretschmer
Victor Cordova Jr
A middle-school aged mexican who shot up his school in Deming, New Mexico in late 1999, just months after the Columbine massacre. He boasted to his classmates about his ammo and stated he would kill them all. He stated "Watch, I'm going to make history blasting this school".
Girl dies from school shooting, 13-year-old New Mexico student kills girl in school shooting, Deming classmate: Accused shooter brandished bullets
W, X, Y, Z
Miscellaneous
These people weren't criminals or were John/Jane Does.
- Five kids from New Bedford, Massachusetts were arrested for planning an attack on a High School, wearing black trench coats.
- Four young people are arrested in Loudown County, Virginia for the stabbing/slashing death of one of their fathers, wearing black trench coats.
- A letter sent to the parents of Dylan Klebold by the Jane Doe; An unidentified Jane Doe was a 17 year old girl from Pennsylvania who was planning a massacre, and wanted to be the "first female shooter". She was charged as a juvenile, so her identity remains unknown. She sent letters to Susan and Tom Klebold, the parents of one of the Columbine killers.
See Also
- Columbine - In case you haven't read it.
- Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
- Columbiners - The next inevitable shooter lies within this fandom.
- School Shooting - the plan.
- High Score - the goal.
- Mental illness - what they have. Obviously.
- Internet Tough Guy - what they act like.
- Teenager - What they are.
- School - Cause of their angst
- Autism - Their disease
- Tumblr - Their hideout
- Faggotry - The essence of their soul.