David Wolfe

David "Avocado" Wolfe is an American "health" guru who's a proponent of raw food diet and all sorts of batshit crazy pseudoscientific ideas. He believes that, obviously, natural is better and that eating organic is good for you. Mr. Avocado believes that evolution is a lie and that people should favour alternative medicine over scientifically established medical treatments for cancer in favor of alternative medicine. He posts a lot of shitty inspirational quotes on his Facebook page, probably in order to attract more retards who might buy into his bullshit. He's also been accused of {{sexually harrasing|Sexual harassment]] women who attend his shitty weekend getaways.

Beliefs

• Chocolate is an octave of sun energy.
• Vaccines cause autism.
• The earth is flat.
• Gravity is a lie.
• Mushrooms may originate from outer space.

Videos

David Wolfe describing chocolate

People who follow David "Avocado" Wolfe

• Disgusting hippies
• New Age loving hipsters
• You
• Your mom

See Also

• The raw food movement
• Anti-Vaxxers
• Hippies
• USI

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