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Anti-Vaxxers

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Anti-Vaxxers have the education level of pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.
They are to be treated accordingly.

The Anti Vaccination Movement is a group of concerned individuals dedicated to spreading the righteous word of Doctor Andrew Wakefield, who exposed the NWO conspiracy to poison our bodies with toxic vaccines in order to deliberately cause children to develop immunity against dormant diseases. The main argument that Anti-Vaxxers have against the vaccines is the scientifically founded theory that vaccines cause certain behavior and developmental issues, which leads to the conclusion that people hate developmentally challenged people so much that they'd rather take their chances with Polio.

The main proponents of anti-vaccination movements are homeopathic healers and believers in home-brewed medicine, actors such as Alicia Silverstone (but they already have other problems), and those who take up the torch to work in the toughest, most influential and important role in modern society, stay-at-home mothers. Modern moms have taken to the blogosphere to challenge the scientific status quo, spreading their highly-informed personal stories that are backed up by extensive research and testing to definitively say: Vaccines kill children. They hold 'pox parties' to purposely spread these beneficial diseases among their children, who then go on to give this precious gift to other children at their schools, daycare centers, and pediatric wards, and even people at their local supermarket. If God allows them to survive the diseases without too many complications, they are then blessed with lifetime immunity, only at the cost of a few weeks or months being out of school and isolated from other children while in complete agony.

Even though poor dirty people in Africa have no ability to receive medical care when they catch these diseases, and the cheapest method to avoid them is vaccination, a viable alternative to the NWO government control vials has been developed. Homeopaths without Boarders lovingly allow the diseases to spread even further by giving them Homeopathic vaccines. This helps reduce the African population substantially to make the world a better place.


Deadly Vaccine Ingredients



MERCURY


DEADLY NEUROTOXINS


CARCINOGENS


THINGS YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!


STEM CELLS

Selfless Heroes Who Have Saved Their Children From Vaccines

A set of unnamed parents in Olot, Spain who contributed to creating the first case of diphteria in over 28 years, effectively ending their son's life. Great job! That will show those stupid vaccination advocates!

Shannon Duffy Peterson, who selflessly saved her kid from the Chicken Pox vaccine.

Linda Dahlstrom Anderson, who didn't vaccinate one child, and then selfishly changed her mind about the second child just because the first one died.

Most parents deny being named in articles or census data, probably for several reasons related to their feelings of bravery.

There have been over 1.5 million documented cases of preventable deaths by diseases for which vaccinations exist, but there are almost 7 billion people on the planet, so that's a pretty good survival rate. Checkmate, vaccine advocates!

Canadians Turn To Maple Syrup To Save Their Child

Possibly the most famous case of toddler death (that is currently ongoing) is the case of Ezekial Stephan, who, instead of being taken to the emergency room when he had irregular breathing problems, was given homeopathic medicine in the form of maple syrup.

His parents, Collet and David Stephan, are homeopathic experts who have been swindling thousands of Canadians into buying their snake oil, which has been proven by the Canadian Health Organization to be simply a concoction of vitamins and minerals, giving false hope to the parents of children with autism who hoped to cure their children's symptoms.

The Joys Of Curable Disease!

This is an actual book you can buy


Unlike what most major health agencies say around the world, measles is a completely benign and regular disease that only has a mortality rate of one person per minute in developing countries, where people don't really matter anyway. As more and more diseases become harder to catch, the anti vaccination movement is actively trying to bring them back by going to poor countries and bringing them back to the Jewnited States of Americunts.

It is a well known fact that if you can not survive a simple curable disease like Measles, Meningococcal Meningitis, Polio, AIDS or Whooping cough, God clearly does not want you in his perfect vision of a world, and your death and agony is simply a part of his amazing plan for your life and soul. Vaccines are the Devil's work in trying to keep useless niggers alive, and giving into these wonderful diseases are a great way to show your dedication to the glory of God.

Internet bullies against Dr Tenpenny

But she lived. Checkmate, vaccers.
Vaccines have side effects like mass murder

When upstanding citizen Dr Tenpenny started to spread her collective wisdom gathered from middle aged house wives and Herbalife supplement goons, she set her sights on Australia, as the country seemed awash with cashed up bogans so uneducated that they literally can only make a living breaking up expensive rocks.

However, when smart people found out she was planning a series of talks to expose the truth about vaccines and the dangers of injecting almost pure mercury into your veins, they collectively shat themselves, from the fear of being exposed as the shills they really are.

Eventually, after a massively successful petition circulated and her supporters made bomb threats against the venues that cancelled her talks, she called off the entire thing, blaming "pro vaccine" extremists.

   
 
I have also cancelled my planned vacation in Australia
 

 
 

— Dr Tenpenny realizing how terrible Australia really is


Vaccine Detox Remedy And Autism Cure


If you're like most sane thinking Americans you know full well about the dangers of the police state we now live in. Where children are now forced against their will to be injected with deadly vaccine toxins and parents are powerless to try and stop these deranged doctors. Thankfully there is now a cure! Developed by Jim Humble of Miracle Mineral Solution you can now purchase specially formulated chlorine dioxide drops which can be administered orally or via an enema. Originally developed for bleaching wood pulp these all natural, organic compounds can now be used to leech away harmful toxins in the bodies such as those contained in vaccines. As a result this miracle of modern science not only reverses the damage caused by vaccines but also CURES malaria, HIV, hepatitis, autism, acne AND cancer! WOW!

Of course, greedy big pharma doesn't like this of course and has put in considerable efforts to try and hinder sales of this suppressed miracle cure. Even going so far as to call it “dangerous” and “potentially life threatening,” advising “drinking the amount recommended on product labels can cause nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and symptoms of severe dehydration.” This is because they don't want this miracle cure cutting into their profit margins and as such are doing everything they can to try and silence Jim Humble and his miracle bleach enema cure.

Some parents have reported that their children have experienced extreme vomiting, kicking and hysterics when enemas are being administered, however this is just the autism fighting for control. It knows it's being excised and like other viral forms such as rabies it can take control of the mind and cause adverse behavior. These symptoms should be ignored and you should continue treatment in order to fully cleanse the body of the autism and vaccine toxins.

Facebook groups

Local doctors help expose the truth through the power of Facebook

In this world controlled by lizard governments who want to take away your Liberty, one of the few last bastions of truth hold out against the shills; Facebook groups.

In order to make sure lonely mothers are kept awake enough through their vallium addled days, these Facebook groups post important information to help the general populace make informed choices about their health and well being. On these pages, you can see personal tales of how they treat infections with the well known practice of bloodletting , rubbing crude oil on their children, and how they avoid vaccinations every time they take their precious Timmy to the doctor.

However, Mark Zuckerberg, known Jew ready to line his pockets with the profits of vaccines, has been encouraged to delete these pages by media shills. More proof of his toxic encouragement of the mass steralisation of the populace include his reading choice for his 'bookclub', "On Immunity". Many experts have criticised this book, giving valuable insight into how flawed the science behind germ theory and inoculations really is.

   
 
I'm not a prostitute or an intravenous drug user, so why would I get a Hep B vaccine? It makes no sense.
 

 
 

—Kurt in Seattle

   
 
There are many, many reasons that vaccines are not safe. One of the most obvious reasons is that the basic formula of vaccines is pre 1950s medical science and hasn't changed one freaking whit even with today's super nano computers.
 

 
 

— HLWCMencken of New Jersey

Pro-vaccinaters

Sheeple blindly supporting the NWO

There are large groups of lizard controlled government shills constantly perpetuating the idea that you need to protect yourself from catching diseases that make your own colon fall our of your asshole, in order to keep their pockets lined with the massive profits of vaccine dispensing. These groups are insidious, and use their powers and cash to try and convince you that vaccines are one of the safest and most rigorously tested medicines in the world, when in actual fact, they give babies lovely physical defects.

Some of these vaccine pushers include...

And just like every other back alley drug pusher, they try their hardest in order to get everyone hooked and asking for more and more vaccines, by developing more diseases like Ebola and AIDS in their secret CDC laboratories. They even encourage the general public with campaigns to hand over their hard earned cash to donate vaccines to help keep more useless people alive.

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