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'''Far Cry 5: Cry Fartherer''' is a [[sandbox]] [[FPS|first person shooter]] [[Videogame|game]] that is scheduled to be released on March 27, [[2018]], for the [[PC]], [[PlayStation 4|PlagueStation 4]] and [[Xbox One|X-Bone]]. The game is the eleventeenth entry in [[Ubisoft]]'s [[Far Cry]] franchise and only the fifth entry in the notoriously [[CoD|shovelware-filled]] series that Ubisoft felt was good enough to [[Dubs|actually deserve a number]]. | '''Far Cry 5: Cry Fartherer''' is a [[sandbox]] [[FPS|first person shooter]] [[Videogame|game]] that is scheduled to be released on March 27, [[2018]], for the [[PC]], [[PlayStation 4|PlagueStation 4]] and [[Xbox One|X-Bone]]. The game is the eleventeenth entry in [[Ubisoft]]'s [[Far Cry]] franchise and only the fifth entry in the notoriously [[CoD|shovelware-filled]] series that Ubisoft felt was good enough to [[Dubs|actually deserve a number]]. Unlike previous installments in the series which all revolved around shooting up [[niggers|savage islanders]] or [[Azn]]s, this time you finally get to hunt down good ol' [[American|Muricans]]. | ||
Far Cry 5's plot revolves around a [[Christianity|religious cult]] called '''[[Heaven's Gate|Eden's Gate]]''' taking over [[Montana]] and murdering anyone who doesn't accept [[Jesus|JAAAAAYSUS]] into their hearts or who defies the will of Eden's Gate's leader, a [[batshit crazy]] [[redneck]] who calls himself "'''[[David Koresh|The Father]]'''" ([[Powerword]]: '''Joseph Seed'''). You play as | Far Cry 5's plot revolves around a [[Christianity|religious cult]] called '''[[Heaven's Gate|The Project at Eden's Gate]]''' taking over [[Montana]] and murdering anyone who doesn't accept [[Jesus|JAAAAAYSUS]] into their hearts or who defies the will of Eden's Gate's leader, a [[batshit crazy]] [[redneck]] who calls himself "'''[[David Koresh|The Father]]'''" ([[Powerword]]: '''Joseph Seed'''). You play as a [[police|deputy]] who is tasked with [[Mass shooting|killing the fuck out of]] Eden's Gate because [[President]] [[Donald Trump]] didn't think that it would be worth it to send in the goddamn [[Doom|U.S. Space Marines]] to save the people of Montana from being murdered and enslaved by a single family of [[inbred]] [[Antifa|militant crackers]]. | ||
Immediately following the release of the game's original reveal trailer in [[2017]], the internets' usual anti-gamer [[SJW]] scum praised the game for finally including the option to play as either of the two existing [[gender]]s and [[No|because they believed that the game's plot was going to be pure, unadulterated, Anti-Trump propaganda that would let them take out their seething inner-rage on white people that they disagree with politically]]. Upon learning that the game is actually based more on [[Waco]] than on the election of [[Hitler|Führer]] [[Drumpf]], however, they quickly [[Hypocrite|changed their tune]] and went back to bashing the game for being too [[violent]], not being [[liberal]] [[propaganda]] | Immediately following the release of the game's original reveal trailer in [[2017]], the internets' usual anti-gamer [[SJW]] scum praised the game for finally including the option to play as either of the two existing [[gender]]s and [[No|because they believed that the game's plot was going to be pure, unadulterated, Anti-Trump propaganda that would let them take out their seething inner-rage on white people that they disagree with politically]]. Upon learning that the game is actually based more on [[Waco]] than on the election of [[Hitler|Führer]] [[Drumpf]], however, they quickly [[Hypocrite|changed their tune]] and went back to bashing the game for being too [[violent]], not being [[liberal]] [[propaganda]], [[Tumblr|only including two gender options]] and not featuring enough [[Black people|racial diversity]] to use as [[Dylann Storm Roof|target practice]]. | ||
Revision as of 03:26, 25 March 2018
Far Cry 5: Cry Fartherer is a sandbox first person shooter game that is scheduled to be released on March 27, 2018, for the PC, PlagueStation 4 and X-Bone. The game is the eleventeenth entry in Ubisoft's Far Cry franchise and only the fifth entry in the notoriously shovelware-filled series that Ubisoft felt was good enough to actually deserve a number. Unlike previous installments in the series which all revolved around shooting up savage islanders or Azns, this time you finally get to hunt down good ol' Muricans.
Far Cry 5's plot revolves around a religious cult called The Project at Eden's Gate taking over Montana and murdering anyone who doesn't accept JAAAAAYSUS into their hearts or who defies the will of Eden's Gate's leader, a batshit crazy redneck who calls himself "The Father" (Powerword: Joseph Seed). You play as a deputy who is tasked with killing the fuck out of Eden's Gate because President Donald Trump didn't think that it would be worth it to send in the goddamn U.S. Space Marines to save the people of Montana from being murdered and enslaved by a single family of inbred militant crackers.
Immediately following the release of the game's original reveal trailer in 2017, the internets' usual anti-gamer SJW scum praised the game for finally including the option to play as either of the two existing genders and because they believed that the game's plot was going to be pure, unadulterated, Anti-Trump propaganda that would let them take out their seething inner-rage on white people that they disagree with politically. Upon learning that the game is actually based more on Waco than on the election of Führer Drumpf, however, they quickly changed their tune and went back to bashing the game for being too violent, not being liberal propaganda, only including two gender options and not featuring enough racial diversity to use as target practice.
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