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'''Brett Michael Kavanaugh''' is a [[Jewnited States]] [[Supreme Court]] [[judge|Justice]] who is most notable for looking like a [[gay]]er and [[Tranny|more effeminate]] version of [[Firefly|Nathan Fillion]] and for the unrivaled [[feminist]] [[SJW]] [[shitstorm|meltdown]] that occurred after [[President]] [[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] nominated him to fill the recently vacated seat of former [[Supreme|{{supreme|Supreme}}]] Court Justice and [[Skeleton|Immortal Dark Lich, Lord of the Nether Realm,]] '''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''. | '''Brett Michael Kavanaugh''' is a [[Jewnited States]] [[Supreme Court]] [[judge|Justice]] who is most notable for looking like a [[gay]]er and [[Tranny|more effeminate]] version of [[Firefly|Nathan Fillion]] and for the unrivaled [[feminist]] [[SJW]] [[shitstorm|meltdown]] that occurred after [[President]] [[The Donald|Donald J. Trump]] nominated him to fill the recently vacated seat of former [[Supreme|{{supreme|Supreme}}]] Court Justice and [[Skeleton|Immortal Dark Lich, Lord of the Nether Realm,]] '''[[Anthony Kennedy]]'''. | ||
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{{quote|Christine Middle NameBlasey Last NameFord Birth Information Age51 Birth Date November 28, 1966 Astrological SignSagittarius Known Aliases Christine Margaret Blasey Christine B Ford Christine Margaret Ford Christine M Blasey|drbrijo {{archive|GH4bR}}}} | {{quote|Christine Middle NameBlasey Last NameFord Birth Information Age51 Birth Date November 28, 1966 Astrological SignSagittarius Known Aliases Christine Margaret Blasey Christine B Ford Christine Margaret Ford Christine M Blasey|drbrijo {{archive|GH4bR}}}} | ||
==Fake rape accuser #2== | |||
The second accusation was made in the form of an anonymous letter, posted with no return address, accusing Kavanaugh of having raped her on numerous occasions. The letter was [[Porn|full of explicit details,]] and greatly excited its Congressional recipients. Naturally, since the [[Lie|accusation]] is the important thing these days, rather than [[Rape Culture|the truth,]] this [[So-called|"evidence"]] was deployed against Kavanaugh who ridiculed it as [[Correct|"a crock".]] | |||
[[Insanity|For some reason,]] the anonymous poison-pen letter-writer then decided to identify herself. She is '''[[Powerword|Judy Monro-Leighton]]''' of Oceanside. [[California|California.]] She went on to repeat exactly what was in the anonymous letter, but also [[Imaginary Friend|denied writing it.]] [[Bureaucratic fucks|The Department of Justice]] spent about three minutes [[Doxing|on Google]] and [[Duh|discovered]] that Monroe-Leighton was a committed [[Antifa|leftwing]] [[Attention Whore|activist]] who was [[Old|several decades older than Kavanaugh]] and therefore not likely to have been at college with him anyway. | |||
{{quote|'''I was angry'''|The lying whore explains her motive | |||
(Archived: {{archive|jfbQ1|1}} {{wayback|https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/i-was-angry-woman-referred-to-doj-and-fbi-for-making-false-rape-allegation-against-kavanaugh/|title=2}})}} | |||
The lying whore has now been referred to the [[FBI|FBI,]] which will no doubt cause [[SJW|more]] [[Oh noes|bullshit]] about teh poor persecuted wimminz who are so [[In the kitchen|downtrodden]] by [[Patriarchy|the Patriarchy]] that they are even denied access to real rapists. | |||
==The Situation In a Nutshell== | ==The Situation In a Nutshell== | ||
The Senate went ahead and nominated a gang rapist to the highest court in the land. Making sure that no female is safe from being ass raped anywhere in the jewnited states. | |||
Because Kavanaugh is a Justice now all females should arm themselves, until Congress takes away their guns. Then they will finally have to start putting out. | |||
[[File:Kavanaugh Pepe 1538870838705.jpg|center|800px]] | [[File:Kavanaugh Pepe 1538870838705.jpg|center|800px]] | ||
Revision as of 22:41, 7 January 2019
Brett Michael Kavanaugh is a Jewnited States Supreme Court Justice who is most notable for looking like a gayer and more effeminate version of Nathan Fillion and for the unrivaled feminist SJW meltdown that occurred after President Donald J. Trump nominated him to fill the recently vacated seat of former Supreme Court Justice and Immortal Dark Lich, Lord of the Nether Realm, Anthony Kennedy.
Not even five seconds after his nomination was announced by Drumpf, the usual suspects had already begun freaking out on Twitter: SJWs, Planned Parenthood TERFs, Feminists, Fake News and other facets of the mainstream media, despite Kavanaugh being a milquetoast centre (FUCK OFF, BRITFAGS) CENTER-right justice corporate-state-buttboy who would have been considered centre left 9 years ago. There were also protests going on in Washington DC because of Kavanaugh's nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.
Kavanaugh is also known for organizing weekend gang rape parties in high school that were so fucking awesome that college-age women would keep coming back every week so they could experience moar brutal rape at the hands of a bunch of drunken frat boys who were too fucking wasted to even be able to stick it in the right hole.
Kavanaugh Fake Rape Accuser
—BillyBrawler, doxing a man to help in the fight against doxing (archive) |
—Helly_283 (archive) |
—drbrijo (archive) |
Fake rape accuser #2
The second accusation was made in the form of an anonymous letter, posted with no return address, accusing Kavanaugh of having raped her on numerous occasions. The letter was full of explicit details, and greatly excited its Congressional recipients. Naturally, since the accusation is the important thing these days, rather than the truth, this "evidence" was deployed against Kavanaugh who ridiculed it as "a crock".
For some reason, the anonymous poison-pen letter-writer then decided to identify herself. She is Judy Monro-Leighton of Oceanside. California. She went on to repeat exactly what was in the anonymous letter, but also denied writing it. The Department of Justice spent about three minutes on Google and discovered that Monroe-Leighton was a committed leftwing activist who was several decades older than Kavanaugh and therefore not likely to have been at college with him anyway.
The lying whore has now been referred to the FBI, which will no doubt cause more bullshit about teh poor persecuted wimminz who are so downtrodden by the Patriarchy that they are even denied access to real rapists.
The Situation In a Nutshell
The Senate went ahead and nominated a gang rapist to the highest court in the land. Making sure that no female is safe from being ass raped anywhere in the jewnited states. Because Kavanaugh is a Justice now all females should arm themselves, until Congress takes away their guns. Then they will finally have to start putting out.
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