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Article of the Now Abortion Abortion is what your Mom should have done. In other words, if you had a parasite by accident because you got so drunk you were Asking for it, or was Raped by a disgusting animal, or if your baby had a severe and devastating genetic disorder, then you can have it put out of its misery before the second trimester so that it cannot have the chance to develop a brain and soul, and therefore grow up a tormented bullied Emo sociopath who will start about two hundred Tumblr blogs, inevitably shoot up a school and finally wreak havoc on the world. A sure-fire subject to send any politically minded community into a 400 comment flame war. There are two schools of thought regarding abortion: anti-choice (aka anti-woman) and anti-life (aka anti-human). Both of them are characterized by producing extreme portions of drama and nearly no logical points whatsoever. However, everyone knows that neither of these two parties are correct, and that the only sensible stance is for killing fetuses and not letting women have the right to choose. When a cunt vacuuming is performed on a nigger, spic, Arab and/or Retard, it is considered a crime stopper, and encouraged by some of the world's leading prostitutes such as Donald Trump. Jews have been known to eat fetuses to help them gain god-like powers, this is a powerful technique but only fetuses harvested from the correct source. Abortion is also a useful way to control the redneck/ugly/uneducated population, as the majority of people getting abortions are stupid white trash teenage girl whores who are too dumb to use a condom, and if were allowed to spawn would in turn create even more stupid hillbilly whores eventually taking over the world, very much like the movie Idiocracy. Most women report abortion to be a kinky, empowering, and a hilarious experience. In short: Abortions are good and should be performed as often as possible, to help aid Stem Cell Research, to troll redneck Christfags, and to serve the leftover body parts to needy school cafeterias. All pro-lifers are all baby-fucking pedophiles and all pro-choicers are genocidal maniacs. NO EXCEPTIONS. (( Screw Medicine, Just Use A Coat Hanger )) What have I missed? Averi Fiddleafox 2 days ago Pickles 4 days ago Trump 6 days ago Suggest a Featured Article • View the AOTN Archives Did You Know... From Encyclopedia Dramatica's endless supply of factoids: ... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!) ... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas? ... that the 2024 USA Presidential Elections are now in full swing? Feel free to document teh election dramaz accordingly, as it is dished out! ... that Doge has died? ... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash? ... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com ... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail? ... that encyclopediadramatica.win died (FOR REAL THIS TIME AS OF OCTOBER 4, 2024, PUT ON CLIENTHOLD BY CLOUDFLARE), all .win refugees are welcome to join the REAL ED ... that Liam Payne ( The One Direction Faggot) died in Argentina after falling from a balcony; If it was an attempt at being an hero is unknown. Suggest a Did You Know Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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