Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Jack Kevorkian

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
(Redirected from Euthanasia)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Good for one visit.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian was doubtlessly the greatest idol that old people and heroic individuals have ever known. His tireless and expert circumvention of law, combined with his wholesale dedication to the swift termination of human flesh, resulted in the early expiration of 130 broken husks of what may have at one point been people. He bore the burden of executing a task which most could only envy: scourging the earth of dried up, dilapidated, broken, Medicare leeching "people." A (perhaps unintended) consequence of his bold slaying of bedridden losers was a significant reduction in the occurrences of angry shouts of "CALL YOUR GRANDMOTHER!"

He sure is a looker!
..Now, is it just me, or does he look an awful lot like Mister Rogers here?

Ever since he died, the number of Emos and Goths living in the USA has risen in triplicate, perhaps in mourning of their fallen god. They'd be a lot less sad if they knew that Dr. Kevorkian, Esquire, did not accept unstable tweens as clients.

Dr. Kevorkian's methods can be used to cure many common ailments such as:

Related Articles

External Links

Jack Kevorkian is part of a series on

Trolls

Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage.