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==Nevada-tan and her [[Serious Business]]== | ==Nevada-tan and her [[Serious Business]]== | ||
Nevada-Tan was simply a regular [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese Schoolgirl]], with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of [[the internet|the interwebs]]. The internet being a [[series of tubes]], she like so many other discovered the endless possibilities here. It was only a matter of time before she (like so many other [[newfag|newfags]]) discovered [[*chan|forums/blogging]]. Eventually she became a [[sick fuck]], developing a healthy interest for [[guro]] (Japanese for [[you|gross]]) and suchlike. She had her own website (Note: Not your typical [[16 year old girl]] [[myspace]] shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley/4358/red_room1.html The Red Room] on which she would post a diary for her friends to read. She continued to gain more and more [[basement dwellers|friends]], the more she posted. These friends however were only [[anonymous|digital]]. She became another [[ronery]] [[neckbeard]] on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious [[loli]]. | Nevada-Tan was simply a regular [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl|Japanese Schoolgirl]], with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of [[the internet|the interwebs]]. The internet being a [[series of tubes]], she like so many other discovered the endless possibilities here. It was only a matter of time before she (like so many other [[newfag|newfags]]) discovered [[*chan|forums/blogging]]. Eventually she became a [[sick fuck]], developing a healthy interest for [[guro]] (Japanese for [[you|gross]]) and suchlike. She had her own website (Note: Not your typical [[16 year old girl]] [[myspace]] shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called [http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley/4358/red_room1.html The Red Room] on which she would post a diary for her friends to read. She continued to gain more and more [[basement dwellers|friends]], the more she posted. These friends however were only [[anonymous|digital]]. She became another [[ronery]] [[neckbeard]] on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious [[loli]]. | ||
Nevada became changed by the internet. Beginning to [[emo|lock herself away]], spending [[you|all of her time on the internet]]. She began to visit websites such as "The Red Room". The ''Red Room'' was a fairly straight forward flash animation in which two friends are talking about a "Killer" web page at school. One of the two boys goes home, still slightly interested, and looks up "The Red Room". He can't find anything about it, so decides to dismiss it a bogus. He continues to surf around on the web, going to his favorite sites, when all of the sudden, a pop-up appears. It simply reads, "Do you like me?” The boy closes it. And again it pops up; "Do you like me?” Closing it again, it says, "Do you like The Red Room?” The pop-up begins opening and closing on its own, each time telling a different part of a story. The boy gets scared and tries to call his friend. No answer. The box is now listing names. He notices that at the very end, his friends name is there, followed by his. The boy is then slashed to death. To you or me this sounds like generic bullshit, but bear in mind Nevada was an impressionable [[loli]]. Not only did she [[sick fuck|like]] this flash animation, she developed a further lust for other urban myths. Finally a girl from her school (Satomi Miratai) found Nevada-tan's online presence and they became [[IRL]] friends. Too bad for Satomi, as it was [[death|The beginning of the end]]. | |||
Out of the blue, Satomi posted either on a forum or on Nevada's page, a remark about Nevada being "heavy" (Cite from [[wikipedia]], basically she called her a giant [[fatass]]. This rustled Nevada's jimmies ([[Loli|Loli's]] aren't [[troll]] resistant), as she was trying to keep an internet image for herself for all her [[neckbeard]] fans. Nevada requested and pressed for Satomi to "take it back" ([[STFU]] and possibly [[GTFO]]). Satomi refused, calling Nevada [[Steve Jobs|"pretentious"]]. Nevada was now getting in trouble at school for [[IRL Pwnage|punching and kicking people, as well as pushing them up against walls]]. With her [[Disgusting|lovely]] interests, Nevada would watch a television show entitled; "Monday Mystery Theatre", a Japanese [[sick fuck]] show where people were being killed quickly and effectively with a retractable box cutter knife. Then came a day, when Nevada threatened a boy at school with a box knife. Her teachers dismissed the threat. Unfortunately, for Nevada and Satomi, their families and their friends, six days later, plans started to form in Nevada's head. | |||
==E-fame== | ==E-fame== | ||
Revision as of 15:13, 10 August 2011
Nevada-tan, also known as Natsumi Tsuji and Girl A, was a crazy 11-year-old bitch who killed one of her classmates with a retractable blade for calling her fat over the interwebs. While the murder of children by adults is usually found to be horrifying and disturbing (See; Anders Breivik), the murder of a kid by another kid was lulzy enough to become another b-tarded meme. Nevada-tan slit the throat and wrists of her classmate Satomi Mitarai (Incidentally also her best friend) who was too retarded to fight back, in what later became known as the Sasebo Slashing.
Nevada-tan and her Serious Business
Nevada-Tan was simply a regular Japanese Schoolgirl, with the major difference of having abandoned all attempts at being cute leading to her discovery of the interwebs. The internet being a series of tubes, she like so many other discovered the endless possibilities here. It was only a matter of time before she (like so many other newfags) discovered forums/blogging. Eventually she became a sick fuck, developing a healthy interest for guro (Japanese for gross) and suchlike. She had her own website (Note: Not your typical 16 year old girl myspace shit), creatively and originally based completely on a flash horror game called The Red Room on which she would post a diary for her friends to read. She continued to gain more and more friends, the more she posted. These friends however were only digital. She became another ronery neckbeard on the internet, except for the fact she was a delicious loli.
Nevada became changed by the internet. Beginning to lock herself away, spending all of her time on the internet. She began to visit websites such as "The Red Room". The Red Room was a fairly straight forward flash animation in which two friends are talking about a "Killer" web page at school. One of the two boys goes home, still slightly interested, and looks up "The Red Room". He can't find anything about it, so decides to dismiss it a bogus. He continues to surf around on the web, going to his favorite sites, when all of the sudden, a pop-up appears. It simply reads, "Do you like me?” The boy closes it. And again it pops up; "Do you like me?” Closing it again, it says, "Do you like The Red Room?” The pop-up begins opening and closing on its own, each time telling a different part of a story. The boy gets scared and tries to call his friend. No answer. The box is now listing names. He notices that at the very end, his friends name is there, followed by his. The boy is then slashed to death. To you or me this sounds like generic bullshit, but bear in mind Nevada was an impressionable loli. Not only did she like this flash animation, she developed a further lust for other urban myths. Finally a girl from her school (Satomi Miratai) found Nevada-tan's online presence and they became IRL friends. Too bad for Satomi, as it was The beginning of the end.
Out of the blue, Satomi posted either on a forum or on Nevada's page, a remark about Nevada being "heavy" (Cite from wikipedia, basically she called her a giant fatass. This rustled Nevada's jimmies (Loli's aren't troll resistant), as she was trying to keep an internet image for herself for all her neckbeard fans. Nevada requested and pressed for Satomi to "take it back" (STFU and possibly GTFO). Satomi refused, calling Nevada "pretentious". Nevada was now getting in trouble at school for punching and kicking people, as well as pushing them up against walls. With her lovely interests, Nevada would watch a television show entitled; "Monday Mystery Theatre", a Japanese sick fuck show where people were being killed quickly and effectively with a retractable box cutter knife. Then came a day, when Nevada threatened a boy at school with a box knife. Her teachers dismissed the threat. Unfortunately, for Nevada and Satomi, their families and their friends, six days later, plans started to form in Nevada's head.
E-fame
Nevada-tan's antics made her an internet celebrity for taking the Internet too seriously. She helped make The Red Room popular, even though it was in Wapanese. She also inspired a wave of "fan" art about her, mostly from otaku losers who just drew her like they draw any other character, except wearing a bloody "NEVADA" sweatshirt and carrying a box-cutter. To this day, fat balding lusers and over-caffeinated /b/-tards still crank out the same "lol she killed her classmate" drawings. However, Nevada-tan's e-fame spread far beyond imageboards and crappy fan art - she caused all sorts of Jap Court Drama by making them all get into debates about lowering the age of adult responsibility so psychos like Girl A could be tried as adults. This is a common subject to bring up in threads involving Girl A because it makes the poster look intelligent and concerned about political issues - in reality, they just want the age lowered so they have more access to lolicon.
How you too can make your very own Nevada-tan fanart!
- Draw a girl, any girl, doing absolutely anything. Hair color, age, clothing are all irrelevant.
- Preferably, but not mandatory, you should draw blood and/or a box-cutter somewhere in the picture.
- IMPORTANT! DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP: Label it Nevada-tan fanart.
- ????
- PROFIT
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