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'''''Azumanga Daioh''''' is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, and he is a raging pedophile. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one [[pantyshot]], yet [[otaku]]s still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious [[masturbation]]. | '''''Azumanga Daioh''''' is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, and he is a raging pedophile. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one [[pantyshot]], yet [[otaku]]s still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious [[masturbation]]. | ||
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
[[File:Chiyo_Azumanga_Diaoh.jpg|right|thumb|100px|D'awww, [[sick fuck|doesn't it make your dick wet?]]]] | |||
[[File:Osaka_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|100px|[[Batshit insane|Osaka's reaction to anyone who makes Rule 34 of her.]]]] | |||
[[File:Tomo_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Tomo the annoying [[fake bisexual|dyke, craving some cock.]]]] | |||
[[File:Yomu_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|100px|Chow down, tubby.]] | |||
[[File:Sakaki_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Sakaki has [[fap|tasty fingers]].]] | |||
[[File:Kagura_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|Kagura, being fucking clueless.]] | |||
[[File:Kaorin.jpg|right|right|thumb|150px|[[Asking for it]] from Sakaki, [[Cock block|never gets it]].]] | |||
[[File:Chihiro_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|frame|right|Behold! [[Trap|The boy with tits]] who was forgotten after the third episode.]] | |||
[[File:Yukari&Nyamo_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|thumb|right|One's a [[slut]] and the other's an [[Drunk|alchy]]. Try to guess which is which.]] | |||
[[File:Cat_Azumanga_Daioh.jpg|right|thumb|A typical scene involving the yellow cat; totally [[batshit insane]].]] | |||
[[File:Kimura Mah Boi.jpg|thumb|right|thumb|[[A challenger appears]]!]] | |||
==='''[[Loli|Chiyo]]'''=== | |||
The token loli of the series, being about 8 years old, and direct opposite of Osaka in that she's the [[mega ultra super genius]] and a transfer student, hence why she's in the same year as teenagers. You can't have an anime without [[at least 100|at least one]] loli character. [http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/3/36/AnimePoeticIrony.jpg She owns a dog]. | |||
==='''[[Osaka]]'''=== | |||
The dumbshit character who is nicknamed for the place she came from, also a transfer student. She's dumber than a bag full of bricks, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches ''Azumanga Daioh'' will always erotically fantasize about Osaka [[at least 100]] times in every episode. In the English dub she was given a Southern accent to reflect the fact that she's an in-bred. | |||
==='''[[Annoying Facebook Girl|Tomo]]'''=== | |||
Hyperactive whore with [[unwarranted self importance]] and is almost as thick as Osaka. Best friend and total [[bitch]] to Yomi. She [[dyke|cuts her hair]] late into the series. | |||
==='''[[Fat|Yomi]]'''=== | |||
Token <s>anorexic</s> [[fatass]] through Tomo's eyes, just to be a complete bitch. [[BBW|Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic]]. Self-proclaimed "adult" of the group. [[Lie|She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.]] | |||
==='''[[Kawaii|Sakaki]]'''=== | |||
Tallest girl of the gang who rarely speaks, has never worked out a day in her life but is the most athletic girl in the school. Later revealed to have an obsession with cats and other [[pain series|cute]] things, including Chiyo, resulting in her keen interest in [[bestiality]] and being a [[lolicon]], while being a lesbian at the same time. Despite the fact that she loves cats, cats hate her with a passion. [[Some argue]] that her obsession with cats is the true reason for [[Caturday]], but people still [[shit nobody cares about|don't give a shit]]. | |||
==='''[[Jock|Kagura]]'''=== | |||
Stereotypical ''female'' jock with a passion for sports who is also a thick shit. She is only second best to Sakaki in sports, because Sakaki is better than Kagura without even having to try, so sees her as a rival or some shit. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to [[Cockmongler]]. | |||
==='''[[Dyke|Kaori]]'''=== | |||
Annoying [[dyke]] who's gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to [[rape]] Sakaki but whenever she's around her she gets too nervous to actually do it. As a big "fuck you", the next in-series year she changes to Kimura's class and is split up from the main cast, and has very little screentime after that. She is constantly stalked and [[almost raped]] multiple times by Kimura. | |||
==='''[[Nothing|Chihiro]]'''=== | |||
Kaorin's friend who was [[Poland|forgotten]] after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a [[lesbian|dyke]] and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits. | |||
==='''[[Drunk|Yukari]]'''=== | |||
[[Lie|The best teacher in the world.]] Known to be almost always [[drunk]], a horrible driver, can speak Engrish, doesn't shut up and often competitive towards Nyamo, but [[I did it for the lulz|she does it for the lulz]]. | |||
==='''[[Slut|Nyamo]]'''=== | |||
A popular P.E teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem for some reason. She was a total whore when she was younger and revealed everything she'd done, while drunk, to the girls while mentally scarring them in the process. | |||
==='''[[Furry|Chiyo's father]]'''=== | |||
Mascot of the show. It's a levitating yellow cat which speaks [[Engrish]] and Japanese (English and Spanish in the English dub), who makes cameos throughout the series and only majorly appears twice, once in Sakaki's dream, where he claims to be Chiyo's father, so by that logic [[bestiality|her mother fucked a cat]], and another in Osaka's dream. Both times he seems to possess fucking ''huge'' moodswings, similar to The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken. | |||
==='''[[Pedobear|Kimura]]'''=== | |||
Pedobear in human form. He likes schoolgirls and doesn't keep that fact to himself, in fact he was heiled as a God by generic male characters for admitting that fact. Throughout the series, he tries any way he can to get the girls to dress up in tight swimsuits, because swimsuits are a Jap's fetish, apparently. Although the only girl he wants to fuck senseless is Kaori. Later in the series it's revealed [[shit nobody cares about|he has a dumbshit wife who doesn't seem to care that he likes the loli]]. | |||
[[image:Azumanga_characters.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Off for a gang bang.]] | [[image:Azumanga_characters.jpg|thumb|center|300px|Off for a gang bang.]] | ||
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Azumanga Daioh is a manga-turned-anime featuring schoolgirls, lolis, pedophiles, and a hell of alot of shit. The series notable in that it features only one male character, and he is a raging pedophile. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one pantyshot, yet otakus still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious masturbation.
To make up for the lack of breast groping gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a lesbian, a roaring drunkard, a raging lolicon magnet, a plushie, or just plain batshit crazy.
Although the manga and anime have ended several years ago, series creator Kiyohiko Azuma decided to revive the series after working on Yotsubato! the whole time.
Plot
The entire series follows a small handful of schoolgirls over 3 years. Nothing really interesting happens and it ends with them leaving school, that's about it.
This video sums up the whole series: [1]
Characters
Chiyo
The token loli of the series, being about 8 years old, and direct opposite of Osaka in that she's the mega ultra super genius and a transfer student, hence why she's in the same year as teenagers. You can't have an anime without at least one loli character. She owns a dog.
Osaka
The dumbshit character who is nicknamed for the place she came from, also a transfer student. She's dumber than a bag full of bricks, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches Azumanga Daioh will always erotically fantasize about Osaka at least 100 times in every episode. In the English dub she was given a Southern accent to reflect the fact that she's an in-bred.
Tomo
Hyperactive whore with unwarranted self importance and is almost as thick as Osaka. Best friend and total bitch to Yomi. She cuts her hair late into the series.
Yomi
Token anorexic fatass through Tomo's eyes, just to be a complete bitch. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. Self-proclaimed "adult" of the group. She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.
Sakaki
Tallest girl of the gang who rarely speaks, has never worked out a day in her life but is the most athletic girl in the school. Later revealed to have an obsession with cats and other cute things, including Chiyo, resulting in her keen interest in bestiality and being a lolicon, while being a lesbian at the same time. Despite the fact that she loves cats, cats hate her with a passion. Some argue that her obsession with cats is the true reason for Caturday, but people still don't give a shit.
Kagura
Stereotypical female jock with a passion for sports who is also a thick shit. She is only second best to Sakaki in sports, because Sakaki is better than Kagura without even having to try, so sees her as a rival or some shit. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to Cockmongler.
Kaori
Annoying dyke who's gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to rape Sakaki but whenever she's around her she gets too nervous to actually do it. As a big "fuck you", the next in-series year she changes to Kimura's class and is split up from the main cast, and has very little screentime after that. She is constantly stalked and almost raped multiple times by Kimura.
Chihiro
Kaorin's friend who was forgotten after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a dyke and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits.
Yukari
The best teacher in the world. Known to be almost always drunk, a horrible driver, can speak Engrish, doesn't shut up and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she does it for the lulz.
Nyamo
A popular P.E teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem for some reason. She was a total whore when she was younger and revealed everything she'd done, while drunk, to the girls while mentally scarring them in the process.
Chiyo's father
Mascot of the show. It's a levitating yellow cat which speaks Engrish and Japanese (English and Spanish in the English dub), who makes cameos throughout the series and only majorly appears twice, once in Sakaki's dream, where he claims to be Chiyo's father, so by that logic her mother fucked a cat, and another in Osaka's dream. Both times he seems to possess fucking huge moodswings, similar to The Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.
Kimura
Pedobear in human form. He likes schoolgirls and doesn't keep that fact to himself, in fact he was heiled as a God by generic male characters for admitting that fact. Throughout the series, he tries any way he can to get the girls to dress up in tight swimsuits, because swimsuits are a Jap's fetish, apparently. Although the only girl he wants to fuck senseless is Kaori. Later in the series it's revealed he has a dumbshit wife who doesn't seem to care that he likes the loli.
Internets Relevance
Azumanga Daioh launched a hundred memes that were old before they were invented. Seriously, places like 4chan practically hemorrhage shopped Osaka and Chiyo pics.
Jewtube
Gallery
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Indeed. -
Not batshit crazy at all. -
Let's play pick the dyke... -
Lolicon alert. Neck already pre-broken for your convenience.
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Apparently being 8 years old is old enough to work at McDonalds.
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Osaka's ready for you.
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Sakaki's an anal slut.
Rating
- Action: Can't you fucking read? Nothing happens!
- Lulz: Over 9000 if you're a fangirl. About .35 if you're a Homer Simpson to anime.
- Pedophilia: Why don't you take a seat over there...
- Morals: At least there's no violence or suggested slavery themes.
- Overall: It's better than Lucky Star, so it's got that going for it
See Also
- Daniel Benfield- avid fan of the series
External Links
- Kimura sings "Little Girls"
- TOW Page on the Anime. Vandalize for great justice!
- Chiyo on Rule 34.Paheal.net
Uncyc
- Also is the Uncyclopedian take on the Anime. Vandalize this, too!
And finally, the Uncyclopedian page dedicated to the loli character of Azumanga Daioh, Chiyo Mihama. Get to vandalizing!They huffed the article.
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