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{{quote|Duuuuude... This is some really good whip!! We gotta finish this before your mom gets back!!! Then we can listen to that new Green Day CD and go on Newgrounds!! We're totally such stoners!!!|-'''Typical User ([[13 year old boy|13 year old suburban boys]])}} | {{quote|Duuuuude... This is some really good whip!! We gotta finish this before your mom gets back!!! Then we can listen to that new Green Day CD and go on Newgrounds!! We're totally such stoners!!!|-'''Typical User ([[13 year old boy|13 year old suburban boys]])}} | ||
'''Inhalants''' are a [[drug]] for when you're too [[poor]] to even be able to afford real drugs or too [[retarded]] to know [[Mexicans|who to get them from]]. This is a category that pretty much covers any chemical shit that you can sniff. Glue? Obviously! Gasoline? Hell yes! Spraypaint? It's like candy! [[Jenkem|Shit?]] You better believe it! The panties of [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl]]s? Sure, but only if they [[piss]] pure methylated spirits (and they always do!). | '''Inhalants''' are a [[drug]] for when you're too [[poor]] to even be able to afford real drugs or too [[retarded]] to know [[Mexicans|who to get them from]]. This is a category that pretty much covers any chemical shit that you can sniff. Glue? Obviously! [[abbo|Gasoline]]? Hell yes! Spraypaint? It's like candy! [[Jenkem|Shit?]] You better believe it! The panties of [[16 year old Japanese schoolgirl]]s? Sure, but only if they [[piss]] pure methylated spirits (and they always do!). | ||
People who work in the education sector are particularly susceptible to getting hooked on solvent abuse. It's all about stress and proximity. Look out for the tell-tale circle of blue or black ink around your teacher's nostril. If you notice this, shout, "For shame, you solvent snorting bitch!" at the top of your voice. You have a moral obligation to do this. Think of the children. | People who work in the education sector are particularly susceptible to getting hooked on solvent abuse. It's all about stress and proximity. Look out for the tell-tale circle of blue or black ink around your teacher's nostril. If you notice this, shout, "For shame, you solvent snorting bitch!" at the top of your voice. You have a moral obligation to do this. Think of the children. | ||
== Poppers == | == Poppers == | ||
'''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[ | '''Poppers''' (also known as '''the [[goatse]] drug''') is used exclusively by [[faggots]] during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their [[ass]]. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will [[goatse|magically expand]] and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and [[sex|orgasm potency]] so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out. | ||
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—-Typical User (13 year old suburban boys) | ||
Inhalants are a drug for when you're too poor to even be able to afford real drugs or too retarded to know who to get them from. This is a category that pretty much covers any chemical shit that you can sniff. Glue? Obviously! Gasoline? Hell yes! Spraypaint? It's like candy! Shit? You better believe it! The panties of 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls? Sure, but only if they piss pure methylated spirits (and they always do!).
People who work in the education sector are particularly susceptible to getting hooked on solvent abuse. It's all about stress and proximity. Look out for the tell-tale circle of blue or black ink around your teacher's nostril. If you notice this, shout, "For shame, you solvent snorting bitch!" at the top of your voice. You have a moral obligation to do this. Think of the children.
Poppers
Poppers (also known as the goatse drug) is used exclusively by faggots during episodes of partying and playing (PNP) who want to be able to fit huge cocks in their ass. All you have to do is pop off the cap, sniff the aromatic contents of the bottle, and your anus will magically expand and be able to stretch to lengths never before thought possible! This is accompanied by a brief high (a minute or two) and increased libido and orgasm potency so you and your gay friends can have a massive gay orgy together! Poppers, sold in porn shops, usually are administered using a cloth soaked in the bottle's aromatic contents and then inhaled. Spilling the bottle is embarrassing and smelly and irritates the skin. Poppers are often part of the PNP practice, used conjunctively with amphetamines and ecstasy-type chemicals with one drug enhancing the other. Persons on viagra to overcome the erectile dysfunction (e.g. crystal dick) that sometimes occurs need to avoid poppers. They can cause a sudden drop in blood pressure that can be fatal if taken to extremes. Viagra + amphetamines + Poppers = a real black out.
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