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It all started when a Something Awful goon named Dr. Quinn first spotted George Alexander Yarid on public access:
- There's a public/cable access host here in Richmond, VA who calls himself Gorgeous George. He's a big fat son of a bitch with greasy hair, ill-fitting clothes and a heavy dose of self-delusion. And he also looks like L. Ron Hubbard amirite? He's sort of a local celebrity - just about everyone I know has had some sort of real-life encounter with him. He's been hosting his little call-in show for about the past 10 years, I think, although my friends and I only discovered it maybe 3-4 years ago. Anyway, needless to say, we had no choice but to prank-call him relentlessly. Unfortunately, he was only on maybe 12 weeks per year.. but we made those weeks count. During any given episode, we had at least half a dozen cellphones dialing in, the end result being that literally about 90% of the calls he received were us insulting him.
Gorgeous George
—Gorgeous George, gracing us with yet another elusive universal truth | ||
George Alexander Yarid, aka Gorgeous George (born July 16, 1968), is 44 and still lives in a tri-level house with his mother. It is a decent house in a decent neighborhood, but it's not the mansion George likes to say it is on TV. Alimony money pays for it and his mom must be pretty tolerant to let her retard son still live with her after 44 years. Gorgeous George used to deliver food for a living. Now he sells coupons hosts karaoke nights on occasion. Fun facts about GG:
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
- Although he rants against fat chicks, they seem to be the only type of girls who will show up on his show.
- He often claims that his show is getting picked up by UPN. Not surprisingly, though, he's still on public access.
- He often wears a t-shirt with his own picture on it.
- He thinks he's God's gift to women. He also thinks he's an absolutely hilarious sketch-comedian.
- A female Richmonder put up a personals ad on a local phone-based dating service. After a couple days, she received a cocky but friendly message in her inbox from George. The next day, another. A couple days after that, a less friendly, more aggressive message. And it went on and on for two weeks, each message getting more and more angry. "You're lucky I would even lower myself to talk to you, you stupid bitch!" and so on.
- He is, in fact, not particularly gorgeous.
- He is thought to be
a bisexualgay. - He refuses to admit he's a greasy cunt wad.
- He constantly trips on his own fat gut.
- In cockney rhyming slang, any person who exhibits these traits is referred to as a "cheddar" (Cheddar Gorge; Gorgeous George).
- His constant hooting and repetition of verbal diarrhea in the form of swear words and predictable insults is most likely the result of Tourette's Syndrome and/or inbreeding.
- He has spoken about the Church of Sollentolgy and Jehovennis Witness.
- He fucked Rick Derris on a pool table and broke it.
But before you make your judgment about George, check out one of his hilarious skits.
Gorgeous George Plagiarizes The "Herlihy Boy" Skit
Here's a skit of GG ripping off the "Herlihy Boy" that was done on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sandler and Chris Farley. Only to have GG ruin it by his so called "humor"
Thankfully a Goon felt they couldnt just stand back and allow for this "Tradgey" to happen without any consequences. So the goon decided to critque George on his plagiarism of the "Herlihy Boy" skit and rip him a new one. Just like GG rips the Trannies he fucks a new asshole
Some of The Calls
—Gorgeous George, articulate as usual | ||
Gorgeous George is known for DMCAing videos faster than you can upload them
—Gorgeous George | ||
Update – GG Sux fever has spread worldwide and is on every video sharing site through out the world. Recently his videos were uploaded to tudou.com which is based in Taiwan. If you know anything about Taiwan is blatant disregard for copyright laws. There motto in English roughly translates in to “Censorship in any practa… in any, any, any verbiage, in any proximity of the word is is a blatant crime.” Which is where GG got his expression from. Also this the longest running GG channel on the netz (that hasn't been false flagged) and with each day that goes by GG's butthurt deepens. XD
GG on tudou arranged by most views
Gorgeous George Show
—Gorgeous George | ||
—Gorgeous George | ||
The Gorgeous George Show is the television equivalent of AIDS. The show itself is about as comedic as watching your parents die of cancer, and then engaging in unprotected penetrative sex with a putrid dead porcupine with a maggot festering case of hemorrhoids (but at least that would smell better). George and his retarded lap dog, Kevin, both have severe speech impediments. The production values make the average Christmas morning home movie look like Werner Herzog by comparison. The jokes themselves are only funny if you've never been allowed to leave your house in your whole life, and have therefore never been introduced the concept of humour until just seconds prior to seeing it, and the likely result of that would be for you to immediately develop a phobia of anything calling itself comedy or humour for the rest of your sad life. In many respects, the show provides an archetypal example of why cable access television is a gigantic failure, while simultaneously contributing the sole reason to preserve it. In any given episode, you can expect to be treated to any one or more of the following EnGorgeous George trademarks:
- GG yelping like he's being penetrated in the ass with cactus skin condoms.
- His retarded sidekick, Dogfucker Jones, who looks like Squeak from the Academy Award winning film, Baseketball. Apparently he's not allowed to speak much. Doing so causes small children in Africa to catch Syphillis.
- Some random black guy who looks ashamed to be in the studio.
- Some random Asian martial arts instructor who immediately gives up martial arts for life after a Karate demonstration by George, also leaving said Asian with life long night terrors.
- Fat chicks miming Britney Spears. This has negative sexual arousal value (DErections).
- Random female guests (almost exclusively drug addicts or prostitutes or both) who's only purpose is to sit and laugh nervously at GG's jokes while he stares at their breasts.
- The crappy introduction to his show.
- "Gorgeous George's Donkey Penetration Extravaganza".
- GG attempting to do karate and collapsing under his own fat.
- GG being fat.
- A strange white discharge lodged in his hair.
- GG drinking his own urine and fellating a whole circus, while assorted 10 year old boys rub his fat ass down in Crisco.
- GG knowing that 99.9% of his calls are insults and yet he still takes calls.
- George beating Kaye Lazar for talking.
- You know what? Fuck this. Gorgeous George is just a fucking mess. Abandon hope, all ye who enter in. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares also into you. Watching a segment that does not feature him being insulted via phone repeatedly, has no point. You will just come away feeling like you've been hit by a mac truck of pure fucking idiocy (or a pasty moist object of equivalent weight). I remember sitting down to watch it one night; I was left with this feeling I shall never describe. It's worse than disappointment. It is the feeling of your soul slipping away through your hands. Gorgeous George is that stray dog at the pound. You know which one. That 13 year old mangy cobbled together mutt found chained to a post on I-80. Instead of being lovable and friendly though, it's meaner than piss and just sits there all day and pisses and shits itself. For the love of Jesus Fucking Christ on a Stick, I hope nothing good comes of this guy, ever, or that his sphere of influence ever expands outside of a crowd capable of grasping irony.
- Every episode ends with a montage of GG taking an 18 inch dildo from multiple angles. This montage goes on for 25 minutes (metaphorically speaking).
Sue
For two years, Gorgeous George made repeated reference to his girl Sue, who lived in Las Vegas. Many joked that he had created a fantasy relationship with a stripper. In his season finale for 2005 (after returning from a two week absence), he delivered a 45 minute monologue, detailing his trip to Vegas to bail Sue out of jail for a crystal meth addiction. Therein it was revealed that Sue was, in fact, a stripper (and purportedly still is). In Vegas, George proposed to Sue; she accepted his gift of a ring and necklace, hocked them, and fled the scene. She's currently married to "some biker bozo."
Meanwhile, George still hasn't taken that shitty poem about her off his website. Pussy whipped much?
The Prank Calls
As time went on and the prank calls continued they became a Richmond pastime. As more people jumped on the GG insult train it gained critical velocity and turned into an unstoppable lolz-train bound for dramatic trainwreck. There were several GG prank call clips released to record the lolz for those who do not have Richmond public access. These clips became immensely popular on the SA forums.
According to George's website, "These so-called internet geeks obviously have too much time on their hands. Most of them are college drop-outs or science fiction nerd computer game Star Wars goons who are all sons of bitches!!!"
Somehow Gorgeous George found out that his show was being distributed on the Internet without his consent. This led to him going on an insane rant on his show about how he was going to sue everyone involved for copyright infringement, RIAA style. Thankfully GG never figured out how to make a DMCA request!
During this episode George stopped taking phone calls, but in the next episode he states that the public access administrators (who hate the fat fucker just as much as we do) told him that he had to take calls, and the pranks immediately resumed.
Here are some examples of the memorable calls people have made:
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote
The Zopilote Era
When zopilote moved to Richmond, the first thing that popped into his head was to go fuck with Gorgeous George. He took one of his friends with him and visited the studio after GG's show, making his best attempt to make friends with Gorgeous George. He pulls a promise out of Gorgeous George to let him be a guest on the next show. Project Georgehem had begun.
A massive effort began on livejournal, some Richmond forums, and on the VCU campus to organize a mob to flood the public access studio during GG's next show. On the day of GG's next performance, several phone-calls were made by interested parties to ensure that GG would actually be on that night. All responses were positive: Gorgeous George's show would go on. Shortly before the show, the crowd gathered outside Richmond's Siegel Center. A cursory headcount revealed a figure around 50 people.
Upon reaching the TV station, zopilote banged on the door and waited for a representative of rva public access to speak to. No answer. He tried several times. Still nothing. It didn't take long for the mob that followed him to begin assisting, banging on all the doors and windows and screaming a frequent taunt such as "COME ON OUT AND FACE US, YOU FAT FAGGOT!" However, inside the studio Gorgeous George was not there to answer their demands. His show had been spontaneously canceled to make way for an interview with the man running as a Presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party, Michael Badnarik. Given the circumstances, the staff of the public access TV studio came to the only logical conclusion: that a rogue pro-establishment terrorist group had come to assassinate the Libertarian candidate. They called the police, and within minutes there were more flashing lights outside the TV studio than there are at a rave. Faced with armed and angry law enforcement agents, the crowd dispersed.
George Strikes Back
On 30 June 2005, just two days after this article first went live, George sent Weev the following highly erotic e-mail (Note: emails are sic):
That disturbing picture that you sent through e-mail was viewed by others. (SUCH AS AN HENRICO INVESTIGATOR).
Keep the shit up and you will end up in cell with worthless faggots like yourself showing you which way is up. All your other loser friends at VCU can rot in hell . If there are any more disturbing pictures that are sent through my e-mail, there will be problem on your hands. You do not know who your fucking with. Your the new poster child to carry the torch for those losers from the joke of a show Wednesday night crap explosion. Just know any vulgar pictures , such of what you sent this past Monday, is consider a felony. Do your fucking
homework. Keep the shit up and we will see who gets the last laugh.
Within the hour, he sent another one:
I know that a bunch of you assholes get off on somebody else's problems. You all are a bunch of pissants that
are miserable with yourself. Pushing my hot buttons talking about my girl Sue. Sue is doing fine and is getting the help she needs. I talk to her at least once a week and she and I have made peace with one another. She has a support group that help and she knows that I'm only phone call away. It is true that I had some odd jobs here and there, bartending, doing catering events and working as a D,J for private parties that I do. Also have my own personal business that I'm making a lot of lute and enjoy doing. So otherwords my plate is full. It is true that I have a second house windsor farms that I recently purchased over a year ago , plus my house in the west end. I also buy houses , get them fixed up and then resale them. So once again I have hands in different projects. Lastly, I have worked hard in getting my show in other markets . So I do not need bunch (sic) of compulsive
masturbators, such as you turdlings, needing to be concerned with my endeavours. George
Conclusion: (sick)
Gorgeous George and the Denny's Debacle
Rumor has it that sometime in the 90's, George became confrontational with a person who he supposedly overheard talking smack about him and his shitty public access show. This is what allegedly happened The G.A.Y. was eating there and he over heard this guy named Matt talking shit about his FAT ASS from a few booths away. Matt was with his little brother and his girlfriend. Fat G.A.Y. yarid went over and confronted Matt. G.A.Y. then said some SICK SHIT to matt's TEN year old brother and took matts keys! So matt told GG they were? gunna take it outside!
Matt was walking out the door and turned around to clock the 350 pound douche when the fat pig tried to sucker punch him! Too bad when? he did GG tripped on his FAT GUT and matt landed a haymaker and a roundhouse kick to the shit's FAT COCK SUCKING FACE! when GG tried to get up, matts HOT SEXY EROTIC girlfriend rushed outside and pulled out a can of mace from her purse and PWNED him with it! The cops came and took the fat away, George was crying the whole time. George admitted this happened on the hooker vid, he should remember it as he was the only one at Denny's over 350 lbs!
Fat fuck strikes back, again
In late 2008, the Gorgeous George show made a low key return to television. Despite the valiant efforts of ED to stir up potential win, the return apparently went unnoticed. An update on the fat man's site ("To all those people looking for insults from the callers and the prank callers, look again") pretty much confirms a lulz genocide, and can only be attributed to Jew. Hilariously, the pig is also charging money for subscription to his blog, and for DVDs of his failure of a show. Clips from the 2008 season are available his site, and show that his show remains a powerful message, and a shining beacon of hope amongst tumultuous times of shallow, uninspired and unfunny television: as well as the fact that George has lost no weight, Kevin still scares the shit out of me, the production values of the show are still shit, etc etc etc etc etc etc. And ultimately, no-one prank called the fucker. Epic, merciless phail has swept Richmond. In more recent news GG has been commenting on various Youtube videos such as Gorgeous George with Hooker. Although he threatens to take the videos down, it's been several months and nothing has happened proving that even Youtube hates Gorgeous George.
He is still around, voting down comments but he is too chicken shit to say anything. George, why didn't you show up to the bars.. it's just a fight. Now everyone knows that you're a coward, along with the huge list of other things which make you a piece of shit. Now, he has gotten the Gorgeous George with a Hooker video along with a bunch of other videos taken down. They were quickly re-uploaded making the fat fuck's victory short lived. Though apparently, the youtube staff is rubbing George's dong for him and now almost all the Gorgeous George videos have been removed.
The latest activity from The Large One, comes from a prank call made to his personal cell phone where a friendly individual tried to wish him a happy new year and being the fat raging froggy faggot that he is, GG exploded into a flurry of QQing with much lulz to ensue.
Gorgeous George's Pollard Park incident
Sometime in 2009, a bunch of young kids were insulting "The Large One" telling him he's not in shape or fit, but FAT! This caused GG to go Irate and GG proceeded to go on a tirade(shocker)and while he was jumping up and down in a fit of rage, GG's 2 inch dong was exposed to the the young children because his G-Unit shorts didnt properly cover his private area. The cops were called immediately, however it is unknown what happened to GG as a result of this incident. But to be on the safe side, its best that you dont allow your kids to go to Pollard Park so they dont encounter this SICK FUCK!
Fat Fuck goes on a tirade
Recently Mr. No-Sense-Of-Humor decided to whine and bitch to YouTube that his videos from his show are being used without his permission (In other words he pulled a DMCA card from the same pocket he keeps his twinkies in) Being the selfish Mama's boy he says "...and what I have on youtube on GG on DVD account are the ones and only ones related to Gorgeous George that are going to be on there." In the same weezing breath he also admits there is nothing he can do about people making videos with his likeness. So apparently if you want to put GG's head on a turd while he does the Cha Cha that's OK.
While watching the videos you'll notice a couple of things:
- His desk is cluttered with trash.
- He stole a bunch of trophies from Salvation Army.
- He still uses Video Tapes which makes sense because his sense of aesthetics hasn't changed since George Michael was in the closet.
- He got a dirty Sanchez from Kevin.
- He has a mullet.
- He put on another 100 pounds.
Unfortunately, GG took down those videos off of Youtube but thanks to the Taiwanese you can watch GG's butthurt again in it's original glory.
Here's The Truth (Part 1)
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/AOl-F3WntIU/
Here;s The Truth (Part 2)
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/6CjqIkoYOyE/
Lolsuit 2010 edition
As of March 5, 2010, according to Justia, Gorgeous George is filing an internet lawsuit against Jean Jack Gibson, Luis Calex and Harry Benson, three Something Awful Goons in the Federal Court for the Eastern District of Virginia. Serious Business is expected to ensue.
—G.A.Y, written in a childlike scrawl complete with horrible English[2] | ||
in forma pauperis
On the 11th of March 2010, the case was dismissed as George not only filled out the complaint incorrectly [3], but also used the wrong color crayon when doing so. Also of note was that an in forma pauperis (IFP) application was accepted. An IFP is described as a petition filed by a poor person in order to proceed in court without having to pay court costs such as filing fees. [4]. So much for the six income figure.
Streisand'
George, not being content with being a laughing stock on SA, decided that he'd give the court system something to laugh at when he partitioned for the already opened IFP application to be sealed [5]. The honourable Judge, seeing that the bell couldn't be unrung, told George to STFU and start paying for the court costs if he wished to keep his information under wraps when filing frivolous lawsuits[6]. And Again [7]. And again [8]. And again [9]. And again [10]. And again [11] And again, with even more goon names written on a slant.[12][13] Ad infinitum.
A Day In The Life of Gorgeous George
Gorgeous George 2007 Episode (GG likes to be sexually whipped)
In this video GG displays some sexual activities(around the 7:30 mark) by having a woman whipping him and apparently gets turned on by this. This just goes to show that GG has no problem being the bitch!
Note: The title of the video is "2010 Show 2 Part 2: The Gorgeous George Show", The part where GG is being whipped is from a 2007 episode.
Struggles With The English Language
A new video showcasing GG's odd relationship with the English language. http://vimeo.com/15654963
Gorgeous George battles youtube
From time to time George will actually create multiple accounts and argue with other Youtube users on this video. Oh the irony.
Heres a list of usernames he has used
GGonDVDGGshowrules(he actually got this account back. So he now uses "ggshowrules" and "ggshowrules2"GGstrikesbackgorgeousgeorgestrikePlatinumdracula- GGshowrules2 (main YouTube account. Say something witty, especially about Sue, then prepare for a witty retort and expect to get blocked.)
- GorgeousGeorge01
- Sonofatwix
- ReddFoxxReturns
- fishpotpie
- ReddFoxx888
- GEORGEYARID
- GGISSEXY
- marley101999
sandylovelace69Yanksyankshissausage- MrSpamIAm
Nuclearfurnature- poop121
- dtheshank
- ggrespectnow
gorgeousgeorgeshow- ggandklazar
TheMaverick- NotGorgeousGeorge
- GGthaMAN
- GGSmexy
TheKnobnose- GorgeousGeorgeonDVD
- IngloriusBastard11
kelly2086- GeorgeAlexanderYarid
Why not drop the fat fuck an email sometime: [email protected]
There is many more that are unaccounted for as well!
George now plans on suing Youtube!
- "Looks like YOUTUBE IS GOING TO BE SUED. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED." - ggshowrules Epic LULZ will definitely ensue!
link to the page where George writes about being butthurt and confirms he plans on suing youtube
Then, in a shocking turn of events GGonDVD (The fat pig's main base) was taken down completely, most likely for disgusting and VILE content of George DANCING WITH A HOOKER!
George spouted some butthurt threats that were nothing the goons hadn't encountered from the fat before, this time it was more like a death keel, a squealing pig refusing to be put down.
July 20,2010 George made a new account 'GorgeousGeorgeonDVD' reuploading some of his old videos that had got taken down on his GGonDVD account for ToS. Before you know it this account will also get banned as well for ToS
Gorgeous george show 1994-2010
The following message was sent out by the fat tranny at sometime on youtube.
ggshowrules 1 day ago "I've currently have decided with long thought and going back in forth to retire from the Gorgeous George Show. It pains me , but it is no longer fun anymore. I might change my mind about this, but for now, there will not be a 6 week season for the show, due to personal stuff that I'm dealing with. I might change my mind in the future and restart the show, but at this time, there will not be a 2010 season."
He`s pretty much saying that he is too butt hurt to do any of his horrible shitty shows and wants to quit.Which means that the goons have defeated G.A.Y and have ended the fats streak of false copyright flagging.
G.A.Y. followed up with this message.
ggshowrules 1 week ago "Sixteen years worth of priceless memories. I will be back, count on it."
Fat Pig Lied, There WAS a 2010 season!
Photos of G.A.Y. from the 2010 season
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2010 season "BIGGER,FATTER, G.A.Y.ER! -
Still sporting a tire around his neck -
Evidence of GG being a result of inbred
The GAY recently stated he was retiring from his crappy show due to burnout. In all actuality, he only said that to use it as a decoy so none of the prank callers would call into his shitty show and make it worse(better). Therefore this signifies that George will always be stubborn and host his stupid show, and therefore, The Goons all over the internet should always have their phones ready to prank call the FAT! Here are videos of his 2010 season
Previous Video | Next Video
Note: George continues to look unkept and looks like he still needs to bathe. Also no surprise he has gained even more weight(no joke) this
guy is easily weighing 400lbs! FAT FUCKING-
The G.A.Y. Life Since Pubic Access
GG has fallen on fat times and is looking for any kind of entertainment work. He is so desperate that he is signing up at all of these entertainment agencies on the Internet like Voice 123 which is a agency that hires voice talent (Obviously, DUH!). Read some of his “Qualifications”
What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night What The G.A.Y. Dreams About at Night
Apparently he can do impersonations of all the current and great celebrities that all of the kiddies go gaga over these days like Howard Cosell, Ronald Reagan and Walter Cronkite. As you can see GG is up to date with all the happenings in our world.
He also says that he provides adult content which is code for he wants to do a video where he “Rubs dongs with your Daddy.”
If you want to hire GG you can go to The G.A.Y. profile on voice123.com
Recently he got cranked on his youtube. GG actually thought he was going to fly to L.A. and shoot a pilot for a show.
Here's the Truth (about a G.A.Y. man)
Recently, some new intimate details were revealed about GG's DISGUSTING and VILE behavior towards women (As if we needed more proof). Info comes via another poor victim of GG's idiocy, a girl named Sara on Facebook who had a few run ins with the FAT.
This proves without a shadow of a doubt that people like Gorgeous George shouldn't be allowed to exist other than in a circus freak sideshow. Aka, "The Gorgeous George Show".
Space Mountain is banned from Richmond radio
12-21-10
Gorgeous George got over 45 complaints for his radio show and because of that he is now banned from 1450 WCLM. This was mainly due to a perverted “cover” of "Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire" (He also cursed several times during the show which didn’t help either). For example, instead of singing “Merry Christmas” he sung “Merry Clitmas” (Clever, ain’t he?) then there was a part of the song where he talked about molesting women from ages 1-93. Not only is he a pervert and possible rapist but child molester as well. This all happened within the first 15 minutes of the show.
Then for the next 30 minutes Gorgeous George got butthurt and whined and bitched about Sara. Basicaly calling her a lying whore (considering how much he loved Sue, that would still be an upgrade). He then, in a lame attempt, pretended that she called the show. The problem is the pod on her channel was so low that it was inaudible. Just like his Public Access show, he doesn't know how to control the equipment (mainly because his fingers were still sticky from eating Popeye's chicken); however, the last time he played it, the audio sounded suspiciously similar to Brenda. She has neither confirmed or denied this, then the idiot at the end of the show took calls and got pranked (what a fucking surprise). You can listen to the show here (5 parts):
Previous Video | Next Video
Gorgeous George Criminal Record "What's causin' all of this?"
Update: as of 12-30-2010 Gorgeous George criminal record. Behold the immense criminal record (I had no idea they stacked shit that high!)
The 9th one is GG's fathers criminal record, proving that his dad did indeed shoot a dog for crapping on his lawn.
Conclusion
Allies of teh Fat
You may wonder why anyone would defend a fat, gay, talentless, poor, rapist loving, criminal, social retard egomaniac. For teh lulz of course.
These people all have something in common and that's they are essentialy the same as GG and are just as fun to troll.
Brenda Bradshaw
Brenda Bradshaw is a 62-year-old washed-up has been of a psychic who has been wanting to get into GG’s pants for a long time because she can fit in them as well. She appeared on the GG Christmas radio show claiming that in 2011 some production company would pick up his show and syndicate it throughout the country (lol that’s not even in the ballpark of wishful thinking.)
Soon after the GG show was made, a goon made a video response which was lulz. Shortly after that, the double chinned psychic made a video response of her own, which she'd promptly remove due to how butthurt she got over the comments.
Over a week's time, Brenda battled the goons by putting up videos with bad clipart, but the goons persisted and fought the psychic valiantly. As a result, she has closed her main YouTube account.
Vimeo Account
Myspace Page
Prophet Brenda's Youtube Page
Gorgeous George Rules
When you think of GG what is the first thing that you think of? According to Brenda it's Heavy Metal, '90s style head banging, hamburgers and Taco Bell...Well at least shes got the fast food part right.
Here is a example of how insane Brenda is. The first thing you'll notice is that her chins of fat flock together. Also, she is as bloated as Elvis' obese corpse. She's also got a really bad case of clown lip (This was probably due to the fact that Tammy Faye Baker taught her how to put on make-up).
Brenda Bradshaw talks about the shroud of Turin_0002.wmv
Even though they are not related they both look and act alike in alot of ways. For example…
1. They both weigh as much as the average American 2 bedroom home. 2. They both have double chins that weighs as much as a Mack truck. 3. They both have that insane look in their eyes that would make Hannibal Lecter piss his pants. 4. They both think they are apex of beauty even though they are as ugly as Pat from SNL. 5. They both think they are the pinnacle of talent when in reality they are as talented as William Hung (but unlike William Hung they have never had a hit record or their 15 minutes of fame) 6. They both have tits that drag on the ground (likewise they both don’t wear a bra) 7. They both have really big fat hairy and flabby arms. 8. They both went to the Josef Goebbels school of propaganda. 9. They both wonder “What is causin’ all of this?”
rovestyakuto
Rovestyakuto is a obese(He weighs as much as the USS Ronald Regan) furry loser who still lives with his parents in Nebraska that always sticks up for GG. Usually trying to shame the goon loling at GG by saying stuff like “You guys are mean! BAWWW!”, “You guys have no life.”, etc. The problem is rovestyakuto has no life spending most of his time on furry boards. Here is one of his many quotes of fail from his live journal page.
“Hm.... I am not sure what to say or do any more. Between being Bi-polar right now and all "not really got that problem but with all the stress and working just see the money disappear down one drain or another" and just sitting here.... staring at the tv or playing a game i've beaten so many times before. I am not modivated to do anything any more... family is now actualy willing to help me with my fur suit (Sewing singer tat can sew in to thick material .etc).... woo hoo... Still pissed at my sister for her brutal honesty of how much she cares for me after i go broke for her. And mad at my self for not being able to say no to my parents.”
rovestyakuto livejournal page with plenty of lulz
Matt Wilson
Matt Wilson is a pan faced sour Brit who thinks he is judge, jury and executioner + teh biggest hypocrite on teh internet to boot. He'll constantly tell you that he has pwned your ass when in reality everyone is laughing behind his back (especially on the SA forums). He also got fired for raging with his anger management issues as a baggage handler (He basically rages at a drop of a hat). Now he works at "uni" for a whole day a week.
Matt used to hate George with a purple passion now he just want to suck on GG's purple head. Matt used to make multiple videos making fun of him Exhibit A & Exhibit B. Now he claims GG is teh shitz.
In a lame attempt to take down the goons Matt has been making videos under the teller6666 account. He still makes videos using MS Paint & Windows Movie Maker. Even Grandmothers in their final stages of alzheimer's don't use those shitty programs. He made a video trying troll a goon. Matt said he's only going after these goons because only straight people who weigh 100 lbs. should be the only ones to make fun of GG. Not even Hitler's chosen race had such stringent standards. The problem is that goon no longer trolls GG and hasn't in years. Also he claimed that GG through magic got in to a facebook group when in reality he was let in for teh lulz just to see him go ape shit. Matt seeing the derpy mistake false flagged his own video and blamed it on the goons to create drama. He failed though mainly because everyone knows the goons aren't stupid enough to do that. Matt Wilson's lame trolling video
The real reason why Matt flipped was because a goon visited England and said it was a shit hole and the people are rude (If you've been to England you'll agree) this made Matt go in to a fury unlike any seen by a butthurt aspie before. Speaking of aspie someone trolling Matt made a video about our lord and savior. Kneel before your king of teh gods...Matt Wilson super troll
Matt Wilson is such a brave super troll that he set his teller6666 account on youtube private mainly because he knows once it is public butthurt will ensue. One reason it's private is because he favorited this video why diarrhea sucks. Like his idol GG he is obsessed with feces. After reading this Matt made his profile public to avoid teh super butthurtz and what a surprise the whole page has been made squeaky clean. He cleared out his favorites and every other video that would make him look like a hypocritical tool.
Matt Wilson Hall of Fail (temporarily closed due to Matt's butthurt)
#1 Uses Aspie as a excuse to act like a psychotic asshole
#2 BAWWWWWWWWWWS! That he isn't getting accepted by fellow goons.
#4 Matt getting butthurt because of female rejection
#6 According to Matt getting laid only once makes him better than everyone else
#7 Wow he works a whole Saturday a month.
Update - Matt being the raging hypocrite that he is has false flagged some of these screencaps (Like these can't be uploaded here. LOL What a moron!) I guess when you work at the "Uni" cleaning up the rugby team's puke after a long night of binging on cheap Guinness with sawdust I guess you'd feel bitter and angry too.
He also made a another butthurt video calling random people fat & gay. Sort of hard to take him seriously when he is defending GG who is also fat & G.A.Y. When it was uploaded to another channel he raged and took it down. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
He also has been leaving youtube PM's to people who he has blocked. Sort of hard to reply back to someone when that happens. Here is a PM he left to a happysnouthour. After reading this you'll see what a raging hypocritical butthurt maniac he truly is.
...So in conclusion- I am at uni, I have a job, and a girlfriend, and I don't spend so much time on the internet that I know which programs are 'best' to use to make videos about people. I think it's clear who has the best life here, and it isn't you guys. And seeing hows your intelligence requires heavy machinery to dig for, I will also add that if it isn't you that has the best life, then it is me. Non?
So Matt we should be jealous of you because you're a janitor with a girlfriend who has been banned from every mirror shop in the UK due to her fugliness? Oh and don't forget he has been laid once. Let us be in awe of the one who has had the ability to give his sister ruffies. Even GG has been laid more than Matt...yeah it was through the use of Vegas whores, his dog Fontaine and Magic Matt dressing up in his Mom's clothes but has been laid more than Matt nonetheless.
Matt also claimed that he spends no time on the internet which is not true because last week he spent hours arguing with random idiots youtube. You see Matt people with a life don't do stuff like that.
In conclusion Matt wants you to worship a fat sweaty beast (Sort of like Matt's girlfriend) in Richmond because he knows best. He also thinks that since he has a below average job, below average video editing software and below average girlfriend that gives him carte blanche to whine and bitch as to who should be bitching about GG because in his mind having a below average life makes him better than everyone else.
Everyone please relinquish your soul and freedom for you have found true salvation with Matt Wilson.
Gorgeous George is losing his "MANSION"
Recently, the splooge haired pudgey accidently messaged a goon on youtube with some news, thinking they were PsychicBrenda1. It was about how his worthless ass doesn't in fact make a SIX INCOME FIGURE (Big surprise, right?), and is close to losing his "MANSION" that mommy gave him.
"Hey Brenda, my video Addressing this matter will be up by friday. I'm going to rip these a-holes a new one.
My main concern right now is saving my home and there is nothing I can do, just about coming close on having a nervous breakdown. I have to show the mortgage company my income and I have nothing to show them, since what I make is cash in hand with driving the taxi. Though I have to turn around and pay three hundred dollars a week for rental of the cab. Which makes me averaging maybe about 300.00 dollars a week. Even though New's Years eve I made that in one night. Though I can't count on that. So there is no consistency on my income. Plus the internet advertising is a bust. It wasn't as good like what I was doing at Magazine COMPANY I was working for.
I need guarantee income to save my home or if not the writing is on the wall. So as bad as it is in dealing with this internet bullshit from the assholes, it is only a secondary issue. I need to concentrate on keeping my home that I've been living for 38 years of my 42 years of my life. If I lose that house it will devastate me. I'm desperate and I need to make a steady income and average about 1,000 a week. This is ordeal is draining me and zapping my strength. What I'm thinking about is keeping the taxi job, but get something during the day that is steady and get rid of the internet advertising gig.Making the Taxi job nights only.
I need a win fall of dead presidents, or altogether equaling a 1,000 dollars a week to maintain my sanity.
I was going to get Angela to invest in a coffee house and she has been going back in forth with me and now the guy went up on the price. Now she and I just got off the phone with a heavy argument. Throwing her nasty insults at me about me living in poverty and how I can't do it without her help. Another fucking emotional roller coaster in dealing with her bullshit.
So Brenda, my life is little bit more entangle with angst than you thought. Anyway, the moral of this story, I need any help you can offer with this.
G G"
Maybe this will teach GG a little bit of humility. Now that he's soon to be cut from his mother's FAT, putrid, umbilical cord and has to deal with the REAL WORLD. A world where coupon sales and Takeout Taxi don't pay the mortgage. Could this be the end of the road for GG? The final nail in the coffin? Did George's entire existence finally DIE?!? I guess we just have to wait and see!
Fat Fuck Goes On A Tirade....Again!( January 2011 edition)
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!!
On July 2,2011. It was discovered that George's former co-host "Magical Matt" who he mentions on his website, was arrested on July 9,2001 for AGGRAVATED SEXUAL BATTERY ! Seems like GG surrounds himself with self-loathing garbage and social outcasts.(You know like he says that the goons are a bunch of social outcasts) Once again the irony is mindboggling
Here's the link showing the mugshot Matthew Patrick Tatum (Magical Matt, GG's former co-host at the beginning of his show)and his charges!
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You Take The Cake George
Recently "The FAT White Tailed Mullet" observed his 43rd birthday, which to many is a huge shock due to having clogged arteries from always stuffing his fat face with food and still not yet having a stroke because of it.Some of the following photos shows how the Fat Pig prepares himself for eating his meals.
Gorgeous George Show Season 17(and potentially last)
On October 27,2011 the fat came back for a 17th season of his train wreck of a “show” (still on public access only because the people at UPN hadn’t noticed it yet.) In typical fashion GG proceeded to make an ass of out of himself and remind the world why he’s hated so much. Using his single old warty man mask (which now has a bigger cut on the bottom to get gg’s ever increasing chins inside) to make “hilarious skits”, along with Kevin acting as GG’s bitch monkey playing along doing whatever GG said because if he didn’t there’d be spankings after the show (probably would be anyways). George’s quality skits were backed up by a black guy with glasses, nick named “MC Special Ed”, who appears dead behind the eyes.
In the 3rd episode GG was trying to “care okee” What Kind of Love? By Rodney Crowell when his place got lost. Lulz ensued as he went ape shit, started cussing at the people in the back “Don’t like it? Get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit!” and yelling five times in a row to “RAISE IT UP!” in reference to him not being able to hear the song he was ruining.
After the first episode a Goon on YT called “westernestates” decided to make a review of GG’s show. This angered the fatass and he got it taken down. Unable to contain his rage GG then proceeded to use his allotment of snack food money for the week and go to the library to print off black and white copies of several of the goons faces. He then wore them later in the 3rd episode of the season in a segment called “Goon Dating”. After he was done “showing the Goons whose boss” he proceeded to go batshit insane and destroy the pictures with a golf club and pour Pepto-Bismol on them (which was really left over from his earlier 6 hour binge at nacho mamas).
On his 5th episode GG brought in a random cab driver named Bo he worked with (secretly a meth head, Sue’s buddy?) who GG was promoting some music the guy had done. While still lame and stupid the music ability and video Bo made was still over 9000x better than anything GG could ever hope to do. George has since used Bo in skits making fun of the goons (bringing back his black and white goon masks) and ‘giving the goons the spotlight’ even though gg swears he never does this.
GG is returning for an 18th season and GG files another LOLsuit (2012 Edition)
A Goon did some private detective work and found out that GG is still doing his show, despite his atrocious behavior. Also, George still wants to give the Virginia Court Systems something to continue to laugh at by filing yet another frivolous lawsuit, this time with all the names on the doc. being professional athletes, actors, or video game characters. Links to GG's latest court docs and LOLsuit http://ia700200.us.archive.org/18/items/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299/gov.uscourts.vaed.278299.docket.html
Gorgeous George 2012 Radio Show (June 2012)
George apparently had enough money left over from his taxi job that he decided to spend it on another radio show. As usual GG spent the whole time bitching about people on the internet who make fun of him and threatens them with lawsuits because they continue to upload the prank call videos that he says he doesn't need copyright or need to register them to the library of congress to flag them (in reality its just because he doesn't want people to see what a complete jackass he is in those videos, so if you have them upload them and share them with others. And tell others to do the same) All in all the entire 100 minutes GG spent on the airwaves was him just airing his dirty laundry and being butthurt that people continue to make fun of him.
Gorgeous George goes on a tirade against the internet for the 3rd year in a row! (7-23-2012 edition)
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It should be of note that GG uploaded the same videos to three youtube accounts because he's afraid that everyone will false flag them. What GG the false flagging hypocrite doesn't realize is only faggots and cowards do that.
Also GG finally admitted to driving a taxi & and selling coupons for a living. Believe it or not up until this point he actually tried to convience the netz that he was affluent, living in a huge mansion with ties to many celebrities. Sort of hard to claim you're shitting out money when you got a huge mortgage and are selling some elderly lady coupons for White Castle during the day and driving methed out trannys to Fieldens at night.
G.A.Y. the False Flaggot
Recently George claimed that he was too busy to keep track of what the goons do online. After all the G.A.Y. “has a freakin’ life”. Well on August 23, 2012 one goon challenged him by uploading his videos to youtube non-stop. It wasn’t long before the first ones were false flagged. To relieve his butthurt the G.A.Y. went out for a walk and the whole Eastern Seaboard felt it. The result of George's first exercise in years 08-23-12
After GG’s Earth shattering stroll he went and false flagged even more videos. His typical day looks something like this. A day in the life of George
It was the conclusion of the goons that GG sits in front of the computer all day rubbing his dong as he types his name in to jewtube and jewgle. The only time GG really gets off of his duff is when he sticks a whole box of twinkes down his gullet.
Christian Weston Chandler is half brothers with the Gorgeous George
Bob Chandler was living in Richmond Virginia back in 1967, he was working for the Coca-Cola distribution center where one night at a singles bowling league. He met up with Edith Hensley. While they bowled together they drank themselves into oblivion where they spent the night at the blue bird motel off of route 64. Bob stayed with Edith for a few months until he found out she was pregnant with Gorgeous George. He was transfered over too Ruckersville and left without telling Edith and never saw them again. Some years later Bob met Barbara and the rest is history. George never met his father nor his brother Christian even though the two are completely alike.
1. They are both fat.
2. They both have mantits.
3. Women (and people in general) hate them.
4. They're both failures.
5. They live within 50 miles of each other
6. One drinks his own spooge the other has it in his own hair. (meaning they BOTH! recycle their own semen!!!!)
7. Both are Homophobic
8. They both stutter when speaking
9. Both of them live with their moms
10.Both have had a women leave them Chris(Megan) and George(Sue)
11.Both have youtube accounts where they get trolled on ChristianWChandler(Christian) GGshowrules2(George)
12.Neither of them have had a REAL job
13.They fail to realize they have ZERO talent
14.Both of them have made videos where they go on tirades and are batshit crazy
15.They both think they are totally not FAT and have amazing physiques and are strong(note,it seems George also has hygiene problems like chris and stuffs shit in his armpits, already further proving their relation)
16.They both have threatened people over the internet and at the same time both have ironically threatened legal action against internet trolls Virgina's finest showing off their DISGUSTING bodies
August 2012 Exposing Incidents
There have been several reports that George once again exposed himself, this time to a poor unfortunate young lady. Apparently GG walked into the grocery store (So he could continue to STUFF HIS FAT FACE!) to do more grocery shopping after he ate his 6th trips worth of groceries that day, when he went up to the female cash register and tried to hit on her, which she denied him (SHOCKER!) George then unzipped his pants and as he proceeded to whip out his 2inch dong, George shouted at her "You haven't had the opportunity to see Gorgeous George in the RAW BABY!" The girl screamed and called for management to report what just happened. GG, with his pants still halfway down, became startled and ran out the door with his bare ass still showing for everyone to see, quickly got into his car and before he got the chance to shut the door completely, GG floored it, spilling some of his leftover groceries from one of his stops earlier and left a trail of rice krispies and milk in the entire parking lot.
Then to top the cherry on the fail sundae he was caught doing something else earlier in the month. GG was spotted at a little league game. At some point he had to go to the port-o-potty (Probably because him and Matt were getting hot and bothered at the young boys in their uniform). He was masterbauting with a fevered fury when a person who had to actually go opened the door. That's right, GG was too stupid and horny to lock the door. He immediately became embarrassed and ran out with his pants half off. In his hasty exit he wasn't looking and tripped over a rock on the way to the parking lot.
LOLsuit 2013
True to form, GG is back at it again with his frivolous "lolsuits" Also sticking to form, GG has decided to sue more celebrities, athletes, and video game characters. One of the Defendants happens to be the same one from some of his previous "lolsuits" Gordon Freeman from "Half-Life"
http://dockets.justia.com/docket/circuit-courts/ca4/13-1048/
Apparently his taxi gig just isn't paying the mortgage on his "mansion" that mommy and daddy gave to him (that is if it hasn't been foreclosed already) and GG is looking for a way to make easy money by suing people, even if they aren't real. Only in GG's delusional mind does he think he has a legitimate case and that he will finally be making a "six-income figure" he always talks about.
Random videos about GG
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See Also
- Kaye Lazar
- Streisand Effect
- Giant George, no relation
- False flaggot
- Chris-chan
External Links
- Gorgeous George's personal website(He also types with a slant also under the updates section it's 2009 according to GG)
- If you want to have some fun of your own, you can call the fatass on his cell phone
- One of many of GG's Youtube accounts
- Make the slimy fatfuck say what you want, when you want, he loves it!
- Original "Something Awful" soundboard download
- George "Carl Sagan Pastiche"
- The meeting place (on Facebook) for goons, the equivalence of a Nacho Mama's for the fatass
- Facebook: The Gorgeous George Show Fan-page
- Facebook: Gorgeous George Fanclub
SA content
- Gorgeous George's debut music video, Rub Your Dongs With Your Daddy'
- Something Awful's October 2010 thread on GG's return
- Something Awful's 2010 thread on GG
- Something Awful's 2005 thread on GG
- An ex-coworker joins in
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