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[[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]]
[[Image:Viva open source.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The official Microsoft salute.]]
 
[[Image:Ceos_gone_wild_by_rware-d3af4f1.jpg|thumb|right|Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft]]
'''Microsoft''' can refer to:
'''Microsoft''' can refer to:
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*[[Bing]], the [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]] created by Microsoft.
*[[Bing]], the [[shitty]] clone of [[Google]] created by Microsoft.
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox360]] and [[Xbox One]], shitty gaming systems made by Microsoft
*[[Xbox]], [[Xbox360]] and [[Xbox One]], shitty gaming systems made by Microsoft
 
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Revision as of 21:39, 12 September 2013

The official Microsoft salute.
Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer, CEO of Microshaft

Microsoft can refer to:


It should be noted that Microsoft is a fair adjective for your penis.

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