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[[File:EqG.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The abomination that is this.]]
[[File:EqG.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The [[horror|movie]] that started the whole thing.]]
{{spoilers|DERPY IS IN THE CREDITS!!!1 BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS REJOICE!}}
'''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''' is a cartoon movie of the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] series that was [[lie|not made]] by the [[Jew|Jewish]] to get money. This movie takes place [[shit nobody cares about|after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became a alicorn and princess]]. The presence in the [[brony]] fandom proves that they will [[Fact|pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related]].


''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' is [[lie|a cartoon movie that was not made to get money at all.]] This movies presence in the [[brony]] fandumb proves that they will [[Fact|eat any shit served to them.]]


 
== The Plot ==
== The "best not-reused-at-all" plot ==


[[hell|IN A MAGICAL WORLD OF RAINBOWS AND FAGGOTRY AND SHIT]], the new [[mary-sue|Marvelous Princess Twilight Sparkle]] was headed to her [[box|magical new home in the Canterlot place]] and did some shit. [[stupid|WHEN WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING SOME1 STOLE HER KROWN O NO]] and the bitch that stole the crown goes through a [[lol|magic portal to the human dimension]]. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and [[LOL WUT|gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the theif about the le epic friendships!!!!!!!!]]  
[[hell|IN A MAGICAL WORLD OF RAINBOWS AND FAGGOTRY AND SHIT]], the new [[mary-sue|Marvelous Princess Twilight Sparkle]] was headed to her [[box|magical new home in the Canterlot place]] and did some shit. [[stupid|WHEN WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING SOME1 STOLE HER KROWN O NO]] and the bitch that stole the crown goes through a [[lol|magic portal to the human dimension]]. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and [[LOL WUT|gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the theif about the le epic friendships!!!!!!!!]]  
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== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[fag]]
*[[Bronies|brony]]
*[[brony]]
*[[furfag]]
*[[furfag]]
*[[autism]]
*[[autism]]
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*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[pedophilia]]
*[[pedophilia]]
{{memes}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{movies}}
{{whores}}
{{mlp}}

Revision as of 02:35, 29 August 2013

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The movie that started the whole thing.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a cartoon movie of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series that was not made by the Jewish to get money. This movie takes place after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became a alicorn and princess. The presence in the brony fandom proves that they will pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related.


The Plot

IN A MAGICAL WORLD OF RAINBOWS AND FAGGOTRY AND SHIT, the new Marvelous Princess Twilight Sparkle was headed to her magical new home in the Canterlot place and did some shit. WHEN WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING SOME1 STOLE HER KROWN O NO and the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the theif about the le epic friendships!!!!!!!!

ABOUT 100 MILLISECONDS LATER they land in the MAGIC HUMAN WORLD and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along the journey Twilight reunites old friends and they team up to get the crown. The theif turns into a succubus at the last minute and the human mane 6 beat her with friendship powers (srsly)

And nothing of value was lost.


Reception

While the movie was a shit, many bronies believe that it is the best movie of all time. Of course, as with every movie like this, soccer moms were pissed, this time because their design was "Too revealing". The enlightened people of /mlp/ even like this pile of crap, proving once and for all that the bronies are worse than the sonic fandom.


How to troll EqG fans

  • Say EqG was shit
  • Ask them how Flash Sentry was
  • Mention the credits and how this will be the last appearance of the retard Derpy Hooves
  • Post EqG porn
  • Compare EqG to Monster High
  • Devastate their hopes of a series by mentioning its non-canon

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