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[http://youtube.com/user/BenTheLooney BenTheLooney] ([[Powerword | [http://youtube.com/user/BenTheLooney BenTheLooney] ([[Powerword]] Ben Tannehill) is a nineteen year-old [[Retard | nostalgic]] [[Richard Dawkins | commentator]] who has generated an enormous amount of [[Lulz | lulz]]. His [[Shit | contributions]] to the [[YouTube]] commentary community has gained him [[At least 100 | at least 100]] subscribers, and thousands of [[Haters]]. His love for [[My Little Pony | ponies]] and [[Tara Strong]] has led him to create a [[Over 9000 | shitload]] of videos defending [[Lauren Faust]]'s lesbian ass. Despite [[Butthurt | not caring about teh trolls who plague his comments section]], he made [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6pX9dK8ook a video] bitching about the those evil [[Bully | cyberbullies]] who make funny ass videos about him jerking to Pinkie Pie and ponified Tara Strong. | ||
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* and many moar that's just [[TL;DW | too long to list]] | * and many moar that's just [[TL;DW | too long to list]] | ||
[[Some argue]] that Ben might be a [[Pedophile]] on [[Chris Hansen]]'s list because of the underage girls in the video. He received so much hate from this upload, that it makes even [[HBGary Federal | Aaron Barr]]'s pwnage look like a walk in the park by comparison. | [[Some argue]] that Ben might be a [[Pedophile | pedophile]] on [[Chris Hansen]]'s list because of the underage girls in the video. He received so much hate from this upload, that it makes even [[HBGary Federal | Aaron Barr]]'s pwnage look like a walk in the park by comparison. | ||
<center>'''This is what Ben masturbates to: <br> <youtube>hA2_asKeVJg</youtube></center> | <center>'''This is what Ben masturbates to: <br> <youtube>hA2_asKeVJg</youtube></center> | ||
===Other Women That Ben | ===Other "Women" That Ben Faps To=== | ||
*The Ponies (Especially Pinkie Pie) | *The Ponies (Especially [[ADHD | Pinkie Pie]]) | ||
*The | *The [[Loli | Powerpuff]] Girls | ||
*Blair from Soul Eater | *Blair from [[Satanism | Soul Eater]] | ||
*Kagome from Inuyasha | *Kagome from Inuyasha | ||
*Blythe Baxter and the Pets from [[Littlest Pet Shop]] | *Blythe Baxter and the [[Furry | Pets]] from [[Littlest Pet Shop]] | ||
*Ami and Yumi | *[[Japs | Ami and Yumi]] | ||
*Nicole Watterson | *[[Cat | Nicole Watterson]] | ||
*[[Your Mom]] | |||
== The Birth of BenThe[[Luser]]== | == The Birth of BenThe[[Luser]]== | ||
Because of all the [[Troll | hate]] that Ben received from the Top 10 Hottest Animated Women [[Fail | fiasco]] video, Ben had to switch accounts to heal from the stings of [[Anonymous | beez]]. He made up the [[Bullshit | brilliant]] excuse of losing his password, unfortunately, [[You | nobody's buying it]]. I wonder [[Smart | why]]? Back to the drama, Ben uses this new account to make his [[Stupid | rants]]. His first rant is, oh [[Sarcasm | what a surprise]], a rant on [[Pointless | Cartoon Network]]. He uses his brand new 2011 drawing, which is pretty much like his [[Crap | original work]], but with [[42 | 42%]] more detail. So basically, Ben just bitches about CN not airing PPG and [[Boring | Ed Edd n Eddy]] anymore. My | Because of all the [[Troll | hate]] that Ben received from the Top 10 Hottest Animated Women [[Fail | fiasco]] video, Ben had to switch accounts to heal from the stings of [[Anonymous | beez]]. He made up the [[Bullshit | brilliant]] excuse of losing his password, unfortunately, [[You | nobody's buying it]]. I wonder [[Smart | why]]? Back to the drama, Ben uses this new account to make his [[Stupid | rants]]. His first rant is, oh [[Sarcasm | what a surprise]], a rant on [[Pointless | Cartoon Network]]. He uses his brand new 2011 drawing, which is pretty much like his [[Crap | original work]], but with [[42 | 42%]] more detail. So basically, Ben just bitches about CN not airing PPG and [[Boring | Ed Edd n Eddy]] (a show about three [[Dick | dorks]] who do random stupid shit with no [[TVTropes| coherent, tangible plot]]) anymore. My [[Allah | god]], even a [[13 year old boy | second grader]] could do better than him. | ||
===Ben vs. [[Family Guy | Family Gay]]=== | ===Ben vs. [[Family Guy | Family Gay]]=== | ||
Ben has [[DO IT FAGGOT | crossed the line now]]. He decided to rant on [[Family Guy]] and [[Seth MacFarlane]]. So basically, here's how it goes: Ben gives an [[Wrong | unbiased]] description of Family Guy, bitches about why it sucks, then calls | Ben has [[DO IT FAGGOT | crossed the line now]]. He decided to rant on [[Family Guy]] and [[Seth MacFarlane]]. So basically, here's how it goes: Ben gives an [[Wrong | unbiased]] description of Family Guy, bitches about why it sucks, then calls MacFarlane a [[Irony | talentless hack]].<br> | ||
<center><b>Ben's [[Retard | insight]] into Family Guy</b><br><youtube>9JVFXS60sSg</youtube></center><br> | <center><b>Ben's [[Retard | insight]] into Family Guy</b><br><youtube>9JVFXS60sSg</youtube></center><br> | ||
Some [[Mario | mariofag]] realized Ben's latest [[Faggotry | bullshitery]] and decided to put a stop to it, with a [[Boring | critical analysis]].<br> | Some [[Mario | mariofag]] realized Ben's latest [[Faggotry | bullshitery]] and decided to put a stop to it, with a [[Boring | critical analysis]].<br> | ||
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<center><youtube>zeBs6XnCOl8</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>zeBs6XnCOl8</youtube></center> | ||
===BenThePussyLicker Voices His [[Shit Nobody Cares About | Opinion On Anime]]=== | ===BenThePussyLicker Voices His [[Shit Nobody Cares About | Opinion On Anime]]=== | ||
Apparently, Ben haz knowledge about the intriguing culture of [[Japan]]. He made an upload about his perspective on [[Animu]] and how the fast pace that his [[Stupid | feeble]] [[Brain]] simply cannot handle. Unlike most of his other videos, he actually doesn't bitch about something. Instead, he's [[Ron Paul | neutral]] on the topic. Nevertheless, Ben manages to fuck up his position because he has [[Truth | absolutely no insight to animu whatsoever]]. | Apparently, Ben haz knowledge about the intriguing culture of [[Japan]]. He made an upload about his perspective on [[Animu]] and how the fast pace that his [[Stupid | feeble]] [[Brain]] simply cannot handle. Unlike most of his other videos, he actually doesn't bitch about something. Instead, he's [[Ron Paul | neutral]] on the topic. Nevertheless, Ben manages to fuck up his position because he has [[Truth | absolutely no insight to animu whatsoever]]. | ||
<center>'''Ben on anime'''</center> | <center>'''Ben on anime'''</center> | ||
<center><youtube>HkUqxmXVEE0</youtube></center><br> | <center><youtube>HkUqxmXVEE0</youtube></center><br> | ||
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== Ben [[Rape | Strikes Back]]!!!!11!11111!!1 == | == Ben [[Rape | Strikes Back]]!!!!11!11111!!1 == | ||
Trolls and haters were just coming too fast for BenTheLesbian to handle. So, in a [[Fail | futile]] attempt, Ben tries to make it seem that [[Yeah right | he doesn't care]]. So he uploads a video on December 19, 2011 trying to make the haters [[Doing it wrong | think he doesn't give a crap]]. | Trolls and haters were just coming too fast for BenTheLesbian to handle. So, in a [[Fail | futile]] attempt, Ben tries to make it seem that [[Yeah right | he doesn't care]]. So he uploads a video on December 19, 2011 trying to make the haters [[Doing it wrong | think he doesn't give a crap]]. I mean dear [[Jesus | god]] what Ben said in that video was just so stupid and so out of line that it'll most likely [[Karma | bite him in the ass later]]. He agrees with the trolls about his old videos sucking, then he addresses his [[Pointless | logos and bumpers rant]], then says he thinks the haters are funny, and finally says they're [[Lie | bullying him]]. This guy really doesn't know how the internet works and really needs to take [[CSIII | Computer Science III]]. <br> | ||
<center>'''Ben, striking back'''</center> | <center>'''Ben, striking back'''</center> | ||
<center><youtube>L6pX9dK8ook</youtube></center><br> | <center><youtube>L6pX9dK8ook</youtube></center><br> | ||
== The [[Anonymous Borg | Empire]] Strikes Back == | == The [[Anonymous Borg | Empire]] Strikes Back == | ||
Ben really fucked up after that [[Shit | shitty]] video he uploaded, you know, about him [[Fail | striking back]]. That video made him a total [[lolcow]] and trolls are milking the [[Drama]] right out of him. For starters, they were now able to expose him for the [[Butthurt]] [[Pedophile]] that he was. Ben also told his [[Haters | detractors]] that he couldn't stand it if his [[Moe | poor, defenseless]] fans were trolled to death. | Ben really fucked up after that [[Shit | shitty]] video he uploaded, you know, about him [[Fail | striking back]]. That video made him a total [[lolcow]] and trolls are milking the [[Drama | drama]] right out of him. For starters, they were now able to expose him for the [[Butthurt | butthurt]] [[Pedophile | pedophile]] that he was. Ben also told his [[Haters | detractors]] that he couldn't stand it if his [[Moe | poor, defenseless]] fans were trolled to death. Thanks Ben, we now know how to [[Fuck | fuck]] with you, all we have to do is find a bunch of Ben T. Lamer [[Fantard | fantards]] and spam their channels to oblivion. A minor points, Ben revealed that he [[Jew | was too fucking cheap to buy a new microphone in order to fix his audioskip problem]]. Ben was also retarded enough to try to deflect the [[Hackers on Steroids | trolls on steroids]] attacks on him for his Top 10 Animated Women video. He said that [[Lie | he was just acting]] and that [[Facepalm | the video was just a joke]]. However, in the very next video he uploaded, he said that [[Disney]] makes the [[Fugly | hottest]] princesses and manliest men. This leaves many to believe that Ben might not only be a pedophile, but also a [[HappyCabbie | raging homo]]. Yes, Ben's attempts at defending himself makes him even more of a lolcow. | ||
<center>'''Ben, featured on Unsolved Mysteries'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>NLYFr5a7u90</youtube></center><br> | |||
<center>'''Ben's [http://www.youtube.com/user/gurigorloX arch nemesis] takes on Ben's bullshit'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>WGYSwhR1CYA</youtube></center><br> | |||
<center>'''A [[Flame War]] in Progress'''</center> | |||
<center><youtube>2OD8O06DJ8c</youtube></center><br> | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[Chris Chan]] | *[[Chris Chan]] | ||
[[Pedophile]] | *[[Pedophile]] | ||
[[W | BenTheLoco's long lost brother]] | *[[W | BenTheLoco's long lost brother]] | ||
[[Tara Strong]] | *[[Tara Strong]] | ||
[[Glenn Beck]] | *[[Glenn Beck]] | ||
[[Coughlan666]] | *[[Coughlan666]] | ||
[[Spongebob]] | *[[Spongebob]] | ||
[[Asperger's Syndrome]] | *[[Asperger's Syndrome]] | ||
[[Furry]] | *[[Furry]] | ||
[[Newfag]] | *[[Newfag]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney His YouTube page] | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney His YouTube page] | ||
[http://www.youtube.com/user/PuffyZillaman4 His old YouTube page] | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/PuffyZillaman4 His old YouTube page] | ||
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BenTheLooney (Powerword Ben Tannehill) is a nineteen year-old nostalgic commentator who has generated an enormous amount of lulz. His contributions to the YouTube commentary community has gained him at least 100 subscribers, and thousands of Haters. His love for ponies and Tara Strong has led him to create a shitload of videos defending Lauren Faust's lesbian ass. Despite not caring about teh trolls who plague his comments section, he made a video bitching about the those evil cyberbullies who make funny ass videos about him jerking to Pinkie Pie and ponified Tara Strong.
Birth of a snake oil salesman
Ben didn't start out as jewtube.com/user/BenTheLooney. He had an account called PuffyZillaman4. He originally exploited it to upload videos talking about his favorite DVDs and tributes to Godzilla. On May 16, 2009 Ben uploaded his first rant. It's pretty much Ben talking about how much he hates Cartoon Network because they don't air The Powerpuff Girls anymore. Noticing his success, he uploaded moar videos to hoard views and subscribers. Ben's videos even has his avatar, which illustrates his artistic talent. He even thinks that, with his skill, he'll become an animator one day.
Previous Video | Next Video
Top 10 Hottest Animated Women
On April 20, 2011 Ben uploaded a countdown video. It was a list of the animated women that he jerks off to. The list included:
- A Robot. NO RLY
- Some chick from Dragon Ball Z
- Some Azn chick
- Some chick from Scooby Doo
- CopperCab's sister
- and many moar that's just too long to list
Some argue that Ben might be a pedophile on Chris Hansen's list because of the underage girls in the video. He received so much hate from this upload, that it makes even Aaron Barr's pwnage look like a walk in the park by comparison.
Other "Women" That Ben Faps To
- The Ponies (Especially Pinkie Pie)
- The Powerpuff Girls
- Blair from Soul Eater
- Kagome from Inuyasha
- Blythe Baxter and the Pets from Littlest Pet Shop
- Ami and Yumi
- Nicole Watterson
- Your Mom
The Birth of BenTheLuser
Because of all the hate that Ben received from the Top 10 Hottest Animated Women fiasco video, Ben had to switch accounts to heal from the stings of beez. He made up the brilliant excuse of losing his password, unfortunately, nobody's buying it. I wonder why? Back to the drama, Ben uses this new account to make his rants. His first rant is, oh what a surprise, a rant on Cartoon Network. He uses his brand new 2011 drawing, which is pretty much like his original work, but with 42% more detail. So basically, Ben just bitches about CN not airing PPG and Ed Edd n Eddy (a show about three dorks who do random stupid shit with no coherent, tangible plot) anymore. My god, even a second grader could do better than him.
Ben vs. Family Gay
Ben has crossed the line now. He decided to rant on Family Guy and Seth MacFarlane. So basically, here's how it goes: Ben gives an unbiased description of Family Guy, bitches about why it sucks, then calls MacFarlane a talentless hack.
Some mariofag realized Ben's latest bullshitery and decided to put a stop to it, with a critical analysis.
BenThePussyLicker Voices His Opinion On Anime
Apparently, Ben haz knowledge about the intriguing culture of Japan. He made an upload about his perspective on Animu and how the fast pace that his feeble Brain simply cannot handle. Unlike most of his other videos, he actually doesn't bitch about something. Instead, he's neutral on the topic. Nevertheless, Ben manages to fuck up his position because he has absolutely no insight to animu whatsoever.
Ben Strikes Back!!!!11!11111!!1
Trolls and haters were just coming too fast for BenTheLesbian to handle. So, in a futile attempt, Ben tries to make it seem that he doesn't care. So he uploads a video on December 19, 2011 trying to make the haters think he doesn't give a crap. I mean dear god what Ben said in that video was just so stupid and so out of line that it'll most likely bite him in the ass later. He agrees with the trolls about his old videos sucking, then he addresses his logos and bumpers rant, then says he thinks the haters are funny, and finally says they're bullying him. This guy really doesn't know how the internet works and really needs to take Computer Science III.
The Empire Strikes Back
Ben really fucked up after that shitty video he uploaded, you know, about him striking back. That video made him a total lolcow and trolls are milking the drama right out of him. For starters, they were now able to expose him for the butthurt pedophile that he was. Ben also told his detractors that he couldn't stand it if his poor, defenseless fans were trolled to death. Thanks Ben, we now know how to fuck with you, all we have to do is find a bunch of Ben T. Lamer fantards and spam their channels to oblivion. A minor points, Ben revealed that he was too fucking cheap to buy a new microphone in order to fix his audioskip problem. Ben was also retarded enough to try to deflect the trolls on steroids attacks on him for his Top 10 Animated Women video. He said that he was just acting and that the video was just a joke. However, in the very next video he uploaded, he said that Disney makes the hottest princesses and manliest men. This leaves many to believe that Ben might not only be a pedophile, but also a raging homo. Yes, Ben's attempts at defending himself makes him even more of a lolcow.
See Also
- Chris Chan
- Pedophile
- BenTheLoco's long lost brother
- Tara Strong
- Glenn Beck
- Coughlan666
- Spongebob
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Furry
- Newfag
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