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The PPPPproject, otherwise known as The Pony Plot Perfection Project, is a basement dweller group made by some sick fuck furfags on deviantart who plan on altering all of the original episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to make it so male and female genitalia are visible. These sickfucks claim that a fantasy cartoon children's show needs to be anatomically correct and that the project is totally not sexual. This is obviously won't be the last clop-trot from the gutter of humanity.
The original members of this monstrosity, ThePPPP are Cloperella and iBrony, but they both left, Cloperella because she realized her reputation would be tarnished, and iBrony because he was too much of a little bitch to handle the criticism from rational people. They have created another outlet where you can get more in-depth information on their important project. Some may argue that this is just someone trolling the Bronies, but who knows. This is the MLP community, after all.
Their Call to Faggotry
"Ponies in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic reproduce sexually, so where are their genitalia? Pound and Pumpkin Cake were born, but through where? From what's shown you'd think they were like Barbie dolls, but we know for a fact that that's not the case. But why? Where are their vulvae? Their penises? How do they poop? How do they suckle? If these questions keep you up at night like they do me, join the Pony Plot Perfection Project. Our stated mission is to edit the episodes so that the characters are more anatomically complete, with their genitalia, anuses, and teats all right where they belong. This is not a sexual project, but anyone who wants to is free to become a Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant. Even if you lack artistic skills, you can still help on the artistic or management sides, or even just with recruitment through the Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant Pursuit. Progress updates will mainly be taking place at our blog, the Pony Plot Perfection Project Periodical: [link] This is where we will be posting updates, as well as imbedding the official Perfect Plot Productions. As of 04/27/2012, we are still in the Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant Pursuit phase, but once we have enough Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participants, we can move on to the Pony Plot Perfection Project Planning Process and start assigning roles, developing a strategy, scheduling, and so on. After we have completed the Pony Plot Perfection Project Planning Process, we will start work on our Primary Product, a short proof-of-concept clip to show people we mean business and give us momentum going into creating the full Perfect Plot Productions. Anyone who is interested in helping us with our Perfection (the act of perfecting, not the state of being perfect) and becoming a Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant can contact us here, on the Pony Plot Perfection Project Periodical, or through our email at ponyplotperfectionproject[at]gmail[dot]com."
The PPPProject Forums
Believe it or not, the PPPProject made their own forum last Thursday to discuss their project of sickfuckery. The forum is expected to die, as the activity on the boards is grinding to a halt because the previous users realised this project was doomed to fail. The forum consists of only four boards; the topics are as follows:
General
The General board is for discussing the PPPProject and nothing else. The first post was made by iBrony and was entitled: 'Just a few words of encouragement or something.' In it, he attempted to address the hate from people who aren't sick fucks and are actually capable of rational thought.
—iBrony |
The next notable post is, again, made by iBrony, because he can't stop being a butthurt faggot. He talks about getting a new logo because, in their extreme retardation, they failed to realize that the logo resembles a swastika. Ironically, he's convinced that replacing their logo will result in more people taking them seriously, and that their being ostracized from the community of furry rejects is in no way related to their quest to modify a children's cartoon to include depictions of genitalia.
—ibrony being a delusional fuck |
Perfectly Proud Pony Plot Perfection Project Participant Pursuit
The board was designed to introduce new members to the PPPProject, but the introductory thread mostly caters to the production of PPPProject itself. It states that they need a group of artists to work on the project, even though anyone with artistic talent won't waste their time on this truck load of bullshit. The project will most likely die out soon, unless some ambitious artist decides to step up to the challenge. Any artist that applies must alter a clip of the show to prove that they are just as sick as the project organizers themselves.
— PPPP aka the administrator. |
Perfect Plot Production
The board focuses on the production of this abomination. It remains almost completely empty at the moment, much to the dismay of it organizers, with only one courageous individual stepping up to the task of drawing genitalia on pony characters meant for little girls, though he is expected leave after he realises the project is dead.
Haters gonna hate
This isn't a joke if that's what you were thinking, this is an actual board which focuses on the people who hate PPPProject or just plain disagree with it. But surprisingly, no one has actually posted on it, as people who aren't sickfucks realise that this project will fail.
—Hmmm, I wonder why? |
Production Halts
Unsurprisingly the project is currently dead in the water, and the future of this faggotry remains in question. Only their most dedicated members remain and claim that they will continue to seek others to assist them. You can help by continuing to remind them what sick fucks they are, and reminding the Bronies that it still exists.
Update
The creator of the project, armed with his thesaurus, made a blog post in October 2014 clarifying the status of this abomination.
—The sick fuck in charge, via their blog |
Quotes of Sickfuckery
— iBrony |
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Gallery
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Undeniable proof that this group was made by sickfucks.
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Evidence that the PPPProject was made by a secret Nazi.
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Unsurprisingly, no one has used this.
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iBrony, not realising why everyone hates him.
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The creator of the PPPP, not seeing the difference between the PPPProject and Equestria After Dark.
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See Also
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