Cyberviolence

Typical reaction to this kind of shit

Be sure to wear a mask when committing cyberviolence

CYBERVIOLENCE IN PROGRESS

The "D" is the key to cyberviolence

Cyberviolence is the latest in a series of new Internet crimes, designed to protect special snowflakes from the typed words of Internet critics. Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian have claimed cyberviolence is a "cottage industry", fully aware that they are the only people who profit from Internet harassment. The perpetrators of cyberviolence are only in it for the lulz, meanwhile the Patreon accounts of the tireless defenders of Internet feminism swell with thousands of dollars, keeping them safe from the dangerous typed words of heterosexual CIS shitlords.

Examples

Under the new guidelines, even such things as blasphemy and other things that were perfectly acceptable, are now considered equivalent to IRL violence such as rape and murder. In less enlightened times, the only solution would be to either buy a dog or call the cyberpolice.

	“	Cyber VAWG includes hate speech (publishing a blasphemous libel), hacking (intercepting private communications), identity theft, online stalking (criminal harassment) and uttering threats. It can entail convincing a target to end their lives (counselling suicide or advocating genocide).	„
	—The UN report on Cyber violence, dictating the new definition of violence

	“	cyber touch is recognized as equally as harmful as physical touch	„
	—Time Magazine, on cyber violence

Solutions

• Stop posting
• Buy a dog
• Kill yourself
• Buy a hat
• Censor the Internet

See also

• Cybersex, the opposite of cyberviolence
• First World Problems

External links

• The UN says cyberviolence is equivalent to physical violence
• Cyberviolence in real time
• Censoring the web to save someone's feelings

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