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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Jackson''', a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at a local [[school]]. Being a 5'6 [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] and [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher. | In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Jackson''', a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at a local [[school]]. Being a 5'6 [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] and [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher. | ||
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by [[Salvador Ramos|ICE]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]]. This faggot tried to [[Brenton Tarrant|live-stream the attack]] but forgot that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “[[fail|attack]]” was, and got enrolled at [[jail|Nigger University]] for 26 months. Also got fined [[jew gold|52k]] that he doesn’t have for his attendance. [[ | He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by [[Salvador Ramos|ICE]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]]. This faggot tried to [[Brenton Tarrant|live-stream the attack]] but forgot that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “[[fail|attack]]” was, and got enrolled at [[jail|Nigger University]] for 26 months. Also got fined [[jew gold|52k]] that he doesn’t have for his attendance. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]]. | ||
[[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of [[special education]].]] | [[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of [[special education]].]] | ||
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[[File:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg|thumb|Saviour of Evropa.]] | [[File:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg|thumb|Saviour of Evropa.]] | ||
'''Hugo Jackson''' is a [[spics|dirty spic]] who resides in the “[[muslims|white]]” nation of [[Sweden]]. Being a complete [[ | '''Hugo Jackson''' is a [[spics|dirty spic]] who resides in the “[[muslims|white]]” nation of [[Sweden]]. Being a complete [[Aspie|autistic retard]], he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not [[Mexican]]. Hugo made tons of fan art of [[Brenton Tarrant]] despite Brenton probably killing him if he got the chance to. The fag found a home on [[Discord]] and joined some [[fbi|FBI-sponsored groups]] to learn how to save the [[whites|white race]] by hating his own people and preparing to be [[an hero]]. | ||
===Plan=== | ===Plan=== | ||
Revision as of 18:47, 14 November 2023
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| Nationality: | Swedish Races Mix   
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| High score | 1 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even a chance. |
| Style | London |
| An Hero? | No lol |
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Jackson, a 15-year-old autist decided to try to set a new high score at a local school. Being a 5'6 Hindi and Mexican who took pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher.
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was, and got enrolled at Nigger University for 26 months. Also got fined 52k that he doesn’t have for his attendance. What an absolute failure.
The retard
Hugo Jackson is a dirty spic who resides in the “white” nation of Sweden. Being a complete autistic retard, he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not Mexican. Hugo made tons of fan art of Brenton Tarrant despite Brenton probably killing him if he got the chance to. The fag found a home on Discord and joined some FBI-sponsored groups to learn how to save the white race by hating his own people and preparing to be an hero.
Plan
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.
Eslöv Spergout
Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try to scare them away, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off. |
| Style: | 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Not even this can save him. |
Wanted Level:
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Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Gallery
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Whitest swede -
ARYAN GOD -
Video of spic
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Totally sane and healthy. -
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Map: CS_Eslöv -
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Photo of the real Stabbed teacher. Probably a P.E teacher -
PWNED (notice the COVID-19 social distance tape there) -
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Hugo trying to become anhero
See Also
- Laaiti Ekenstéen - Jewish IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school
- Brenton Tarrant
- Stephan Balliet
- Patrick Crusius
- Autism
- An hero
- Spics
- London
- pol
External links
Accounts
sephtisx - Instagram account of the sperg.
Solvent yeye - Balliet pfp lmao
