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Almost 2 years after the last [[Tarrant]]-inspired [[Mass murder|lulzfest]] ([[Halle synagogue shooting|that was a failure BTW]]), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], | Almost 2 years after the last [[Tarrant]]-inspired [[Mass murder|lulzfest]] ([[Halle synagogue shooting|that was a failure BTW]]), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a 5'6 [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to [[an hero]] by suicide by cop and got [[v&]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]] whilst he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]]. | ||
He livestreamed the “[[fail|attack]]” like [[Brenton]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason. | He livestreamed the “[[fail|attack]]” like [[Brenton]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason. | ||
Revision as of 20:18, 28 February 2024
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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With Spics,
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—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing. | ||
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| Nationality: | Mixed Breed Swede   
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| High score | 1 injured |
| Top 50? | Not even a chance. |
| Style | London |
| An Hero? | No lol |
Almost 2 years after the last Tarrant-inspired lulzfest (that was a failure BTW), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson卐, a 15-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi Mexican who took pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to an hero by suicide by cop and got v& for not having a green card whilst he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.
He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.
Background
The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on the video game ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason.
Oh yeah, 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.
Plan
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.
Stabbing
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Screencap of the stream -
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Map: CS_Eslöv -
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Photo of the P.E. teacher -
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Hugo trying to become anhero
Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill hom, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.
Loadout
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Invisible to police helicopters. |
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Hugo the Artist
Wanna know how twisted this little fucker can be? Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 0/20 1 injured. |
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| Accuracy: | 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off. |
| Style: | 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did. |
| Butthurt: | 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL |
| Bonus: | 0/20 Not even this can save him. |
Wanted Level:
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Kindergarten Crossing Guard
Gallery
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Whitest swede -
ARYAN GOD -
Video of the spic
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Totally sane and healthy.
See Also
- Anders Breivik - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
- Brenton Tarrant - His hero.
- Stephan Balliet - Another hero of his.
- Laaiti Ekenstéen - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
- Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
External links
Accounts
sephtisx - Instagram account of the sperg.
Solvent yeye - Balliet pfp lmao
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