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{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]]. |Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}
{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}


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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
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{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance.}}
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Almost 2 years after the last [[Tarrant]]-inspired [[Mass murder|lulzfest]] ([[Halle synagogue shooting|that was a failure BTW]]), In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a 5'6  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took [[/pol/]] memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be [[an hero]] in the name of [[white devils|le white race]], though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to [[an hero]] by suicide by cop and got [[v&]] for not having a [[mexico|green card]] whilst he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].  
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|15-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]] [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Mexico|Mexican]] who took thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, though [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[london|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] whilst he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].  


He livestreamed the “[[fail|attack]]” like [[Brenton]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a schizo who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but radicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.
He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but rsadicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obssessed with autists like these for some reason.


==Background==
==Background==


The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in Europe until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on the video game [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason.
The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.


Oh yeah, 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.
=== Plan ===


===Plan===
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[13-year-old boys|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].


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File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
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==Stabbing==
==== Hugo the Artist ====
 
If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.
 
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File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg
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== Stabbing ==


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File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[anhero]]
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
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Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become [[an hero]]. Armed with only a [[knife]] and a skull mask, he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would [[high score|go postal]]. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]]. Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill hom, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].
Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].


==Loadout==
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*Took forever for police to arrive.'''
*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
''Invisible to police helicopters.''
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*'''Spell''': Nazi
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|*'''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
|*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. <br> '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
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==Hugo the Artist==
Wanna know how [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be? Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.
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File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg
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==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
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File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
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==See Also==
==See Also==


* [[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Spics]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
*[[/pol/]]


* [[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
== External links ==


* [[Autism]]
*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia article}}
 
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
* [[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
 
* [[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.  
 
* [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
 
* [[Spics]]
 
* [[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian Power
 
* [[/pol/]]
 
==External links==


*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
=== Accounts ===


===Accounts===
*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] pfp lmao
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] pfp


{{High Scores}}
{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2021]]
[[Category:2021]]

Revision as of 18:41, 19 March 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!


   
 
I’ll go down in history, better than Hitler.
 

 
 

—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.

Hugo Jackson
Nationality: Mixed Breed Swede      
Born May 12, 2006
Highscore 1 injured
Top 50? Not even a chance.
Style London
An Hero? No lol


In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson, a 15-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi Mexican who took thought he was white and eligible as a Nazi after taking pol memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to become an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to suicide by cop as intended and got v& for not having a green card whilst he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.

He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton Tarrant but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another retard who also stabbed people at a school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizophrenic who did better than him and injured 2 people whilst blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white but rsadicalized his spic friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the the web who are obssessed with autists like these for some reason.

Background

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

Plan

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.

Hugo the Artist

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more twisted this little fucker can be. Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.


Stabbing

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Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would take action. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race . Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Carried 4 but only used one.
    Does 10-15 damage
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Took forever for police to arrive.
    Invisible to police helicopters.
  • Spell: Nazi
*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him.
Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off.
Style: 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.
Butthurt: 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL
Bonus: 0/20 Not even this can save him.
Total Score: 7/100 (F- -)
Fail Of The Year (FOTY)
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Karen


Gallery

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See Also

External links

Accounts


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