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[[File:Tumblr nm3mugbueL1un2ck1o1 540.jpg|thumb|right|360px|[[I'm 12 years old and what is this?|What is this??????????]]]]


{{spoilers|It was all a dream}}
[http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ '''TestChamberStuck'''] is a tumblr-bait [[Homestuck]] rip-off co-created by a [[Steven Universe]] staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable. It's filled with more cliches than any other thing seen this side of the universe, and generates large amounts of [[anti-lulz]], killing many in the process.
[[File:Tumblr nm3mugbueL1un2ck1o1 540.jpg|thumb|right|360px]]


[http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ '''TestChamberStuck'''] is a tumblr-bait Homestuck rip-off co-created by a [[Steven Universe]] staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable.
A SU/HS fan or a [[SJW]], dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and/or shitty webcomic formatting, and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else including how much [[faggotry]] they are radiating. Eventually, they'll wise up to it and do one of two things; if they're a Social Justice Wanker then they'll stick around for the pandering. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and [[fuck off]] back to their [[Rule 34]] of their other beloved trash (see: [http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Steven_Universe/1 Steven Universe] at your own risk, seriously, it's pretty fucking gross).
 
[[File:Thisisnotokay.png|thumb|left|360px|The same people who enjoy this comic made THIS]]
This webcomic's style is a rip-off of Steven Universe and Homestuck and owes its entire fanbase to them. A SU/HS fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style(If they like SU) and/or webcomic formatting(If they like HS) and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off.


== Story ==
== Story ==
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[[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]]
[[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]]


Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels(like Homestuck), This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "'''HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM'''" but there is at least background stuff to talk about.
Due to the ludicrous count of filler panels to make the "comic" seem larger than it is (like any other terrible trash emerged from Tumblr), Neo-Cuckmos has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 pages. Right now the entire story is only "'''HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM'''" but there is at least a minimal amount background stuff to talk about.


The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met(like Homestuck).
The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met, [[Homestuck|I wonder what they ripped this "plot point" from]].


The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason.
The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason.
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Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.
Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.
[[File:Neo-Kosmosfaggotry.png|thumb|left|Average Wikipedia writer and/or character, complete with porno magazines]]


== Characters ==
== Characters (with very little development) ==


[[John Egbert|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has ADHD.
[[John Egbert|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has [[Ass Burgers|ADHD]].


[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years(like that 3-year trip the Homestuck kids took on that meteor), rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible.  
[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's <s>senpai</s> love interest and the load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the [[autism|fandom]] won't, ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering [[rape|Tye's sexual fantasies]] unfeasible, leaving him to be a [[virgin]] who should become [[an hero]].


C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character.
C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character, but according to Tumblr's standards it's good enough.


'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.
'''Dr. Xavier''' - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.


'''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly.
'''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other scientist. [[Cliche|She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly]].


[[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' scientist.
[[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' scientist.


[[Jack Noir|'''Triss''']] - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.
[[Jack Noir|'''Triss''']] - The amputee pirate that [[rape|kills Xavier]].


'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien.
'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground, because [[Cliche|she's an alien]].


[[schizophrenic|'''Seven''']] - A test subject with magic dreams(Like Jade from Homestuck).
[[schizophrenic|'''Seven''']] - A test subject with magic dreams.


[[Tits|'''9''']] - Seven's Doctor.
[[Tits|'''9''']] - Seven's Doctor.
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* [http://neo-kosmos.tumblr.com/ The Tumblr]
* [http://neo-kosmos.tumblr.com/ The Tumblr]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/neokosmos/ The Reddit]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/neokosmos/ The Reddit]
* [https://www.patreon.com/shelbycragg?ty=h The Patreon] - If you donate, you can view spoilers of the comic and then leak them all.
* [https://www.patreon.com/shelbycragg?ty=h The Patreon] - If you donate, you can view spoilers of the comic and then leak them all like a [[jew]].


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Revision as of 20:22, 14 May 2016

This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT HAHHAHAHA PLOT TWIST IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!1
What is this??????????

TestChamberStuck is a tumblr-bait Homestuck rip-off co-created by a Steven Universe staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable. It's filled with more cliches than any other thing seen this side of the universe, and generates large amounts of anti-lulz, killing many in the process.

A SU/HS fan or a SJW, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style and/or shitty webcomic formatting, and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else including how much faggotry they are radiating. Eventually, they'll wise up to it and do one of two things; if they're a Social Justice Wanker then they'll stick around for the pandering. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off back to their Rule 34 of their other beloved trash (see: Steven Universe at your own risk, seriously, it's pretty fucking gross).

The same people who enjoy this comic made THIS

Story

ow the cringe
OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!

Due to the ludicrous count of filler panels to make the "comic" seem larger than it is (like any other terrible trash emerged from Tumblr), Neo-Cuckmos has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 pages. Right now the entire story is only "HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM" but there is at least a minimal amount background stuff to talk about.

The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was destroyed by the cluster. The main character is a test subject named Tye who has 2 OL friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met, I wonder what they ripped this "plot point" from.

The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason.

At this point the doors to all the test chambers open and Tye is free to to find a series of discoveries that break her heart until she finds Xavier. Shortly following is the appearance of Jack Noir Triss - one of the pirates. Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xavier tries to reason with him - but is killed.

Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.

Average Wikipedia writer and/or character, complete with porno magazines

Characters (with very little development)

Tye - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). Actually has ADHD.

Iris - Tye's senpai love interest and the load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't, ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible, leaving him to be a virgin who should become an hero.

C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ Z - Tye's uke who took Computer Science III and as of now has no other character, but according to Tumblr's standards it's good enough.

Dr. Xavier - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.

Dr. Zehra - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly.

Dr. Qurti - Iris' scientist.

Triss - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier.

Scree - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground, because she's an alien.

Seven - A test subject with magic dreams.

9 - Seven's Doctor.

Negrococksuck

Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "Neo-KosmoStuck"?

TYETYE - xXx Tye's trollsona xXx, THE pAGE OF bREATH,(lIKE tAVROS, WHO'S A FUCKING PUSSY,),

ZEEEEE - Z's trollzona, the 2ollux fangiirl.

YIVRIS - I-I-Iris' trollsona.

ZEHRAVERIASPRITE - Zehra and Xavier in a sprite.

  • They all died Just deaths at the hands of Lrd English.

See Also

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