Server Maintenance

Hey, shit happens. And to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on ED, we employ some of the best computer specialists that a McDonalds Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.

To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work, like the EMP from the World-wide Nuclear Symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, rocks and dead squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.

Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your Dog. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online.

If you don't want to see us going offline again, you could always donate a few Shekels to us, so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.

See Also

• Computer Science III

• NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS

• Server

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