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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabe Parker'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Gabe Parker'''</big>}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even goddamn close}}
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{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No}}
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The '''Marshall Country High School shooting''' is a common school shooting that nobody really gives a shit about. The shooting took place on January 23, 2018 at 7:57am, just when school is about to start. 2 Students died in the shooting and 18 others were injured. Weeks before, Gabe Parker (who he's also a musician) was thinking about shooting up that school and on the day of the attack he took he emerged from his basement taking his step father's 9mm semi-automatic pistol along with a knife just in case he ran out of bullets just so he could have a better chance to overthrow the heroes at [[Columbine]] in the ranking which he's failed miserably.
The '''Marshall Country High School shooting''' is a common school shooting that nobody really gives a shit about, and was a month later dethroned by [[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting|Nikolas Cruz's escapades in good ol' Florida]]. The shooting took place on January 23, 2018 at 7:57am, just when school is about to start. 2 Students died in the shooting and 18 others were injured. Weeks before, Gabe Parker (who he's also a musician) was thinking about shooting up that school, and on the day of the attack, he emerged from his basement taking his step father's 9mm semi-automatic pistol along with a knife just in case he ran out of bullets just so he could have a better chance to overthrow the heroes at [[Columbine]] in the ranking which he's failed miserably.


==Videos==
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==Graded Score==


==Score==
{{GradedScore|2|18 others injured|5|Apprentice Shooter|9|Stalinist communist|2|One of his victims actually feel for him.|3|One of the victims is [[Special Education|special needs]]|21|F-|Not impressive enough. Still yet a common school shooting.}}
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|2/20 ''18 others injured''
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|9/20 ''Stalinist communist''
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! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
|2/20 ''One of his victims actually feel for him.''
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<center>'''Not impressive enough. Still yet a common school shooting.'''</center>
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== See also ==
*[[2018]]
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Gabe Parker
Born March 3, 2002 (22 years old)
Nationality: Americunt  
Highscore 2 killed, 18 injured
Top 50? Not even goddamn close
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Atheist with Assburgers
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The Marshall Country High School shooting is a common school shooting that nobody really gives a shit about, and was a month later dethroned by Nikolas Cruz's escapades in good ol' Florida. The shooting took place on January 23, 2018 at 7:57am, just when school is about to start. 2 Students died in the shooting and 18 others were injured. Weeks before, Gabe Parker (who he's also a musician) was thinking about shooting up that school, and on the day of the attack, he emerged from his basement taking his step father's 9mm semi-automatic pistol along with a knife just in case he ran out of bullets just so he could have a better chance to overthrow the heroes at Columbine in the ranking which he's failed miserably.

Videos

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 2/20 18 others injured
Accuracy: 5/20 Apprentice Shooter
Style: 9/20 Stalinist communist
Butthurt: 2/20 One of his victims actually feel for him.
Bonus: 3/20 One of the victims is special needs
Total Score: 21/100 (F-)
Not impressive enough. Still yet a common school shooting.
See full ranking


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