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'''David "Avocado" Wolfe''' is an American "[[Faggot|health]]" guru who's a proponent of [[The raw food movement|raw food]] [[Fat|diet]] and all sorts of [[batshit crazy]] [[Pseudoscience|pseudoscientific]] ideas. He believes that, obviously, [[Buttsecks|natural]] is better and that eating [[Shit|organic]] is good for you.
'''David "Avocado" Wolfe''' is an American "[[Faggot|health]]" guru who's a proponent of [[The raw food movement|raw food]] [[Fat|diet]] and all sorts of [[batshit crazy]] [[Pseudoscience|pseudoscientific]] ideas. He believes that, obviously, [[Buttsecks|natural]] is better and that eating [[Shit|organic]] is good for you.
Mr. Avocado believes that evolution is a lie and that people should favour [[alternative medicine]] over scientifically established medical treatments for [[cancer]] in favor of [[alternative medicine]]. He posts a lot of shitty inspirational quotes on his Facebook page, probably in order to attract more [[retards]] who might buy into his bullshit.
Mr. Avocado believes that evolution is a lie and that people should favour [[alternative medicine]] over scientifically established medical treatments for [[cancer]] in favor of [[alternative medicine]]. He posts a lot of shitty inspirational quotes on his Facebook page, probably in order to attract more [[retards]] who might buy into his bullshit.
He's also been accused of {{sexually harrasing|Sexual harassment]] women who attend his shitty weekend getaways.
He's also been accused of [[Sexual harassment|sexually harassing]] women who attend his shitty weekend getaways.


== Beliefs ==
== Beliefs ==
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*Disgusting [[hippies]]
*Disgusting [[hippies]]
*[[New Age]] loving [[hipsters]]
*[[New Age]] loving [[hipsters]]
*[[faggots]]
*[[Faggots]]
*[[You]]


== See Also ==
== See Also ==

Latest revision as of 14:53, 8 September 2018

David "Avocado" Wolfe is an American "health" guru who's a proponent of raw food diet and all sorts of batshit crazy pseudoscientific ideas. He believes that, obviously, natural is better and that eating organic is good for you. Mr. Avocado believes that evolution is a lie and that people should favour alternative medicine over scientifically established medical treatments for cancer in favor of alternative medicine. He posts a lot of shitty inspirational quotes on his Facebook page, probably in order to attract more retards who might buy into his bullshit. He's also been accused of sexually harassing women who attend his shitty weekend getaways.

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