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Iron Penis training is serious fucking business

Master Tu loves to get kicked in the crotch.

Iron Penis (i.e. Iron Crotch) is an extreme form of kung fu training. Only the baddest-assed motherfuckers can endure the demands of Iron Penis Qigong. Master Tu Jin-Sheng has been practicing Iron Penis Qigong for over 25 years, and is the foremost expert on asian cock training.

Due to unexplained reasons, this Iron Crotch has never been introduced into the Western world with its full length English version until last year by many Chinese Qigong masters. Naturally, it soon captured the West's attention, because it works to strengthen their body and mind, in addition to their sexuality.

It's called Shaolin Kidney-strengthening Exercise, which is more accessible, and has been taken as a smooth prerequisite of the Iron Crotch(Iron penis, balls, or Penis qikong).

“	Penis training is often ridiculed in the martial arts, perhaps out of envy, perhaps because it seems so absurd. Bring it up around the most macho martial arts men, and they will be crossing their legs and giggling like schoolgirls. But as Tu sees it, people train every other part of their body except their sexual organs. He considers his method as the only way to correct this oversight. While most people think the only exercise a penis gets is ejaculation, Tu's method treats the penis like an arm, a leg or any other part of the body. Tu comments "People compete will all their four limbs, why not this?	„

Benefits Of Iron Penis

"With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results. After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time. Eventually, you won't feel the need to go the bathroom as often and any plaguing maladies will vanish. And what about sex? Master Tu says "Of course! This is really great for sex!" One of his students fathered a new baby at age 82. Another student fathered a son 20 years after the birth of his daughter. Master's Tu's most incredible claim is that the highest masters of penis qigong can use it to pull cars, break ice blocks and even cut coconuts." (Ha ha ha, the Indian masters can suck liquids up the cock, like sucking mercury up the cock and sweating it out from their chests. That's fucking metal, man, liquid metal)

The penis Qigong can increase the local blood circulation and promote the endocrine function of the testicles. In addition to the function of advancing sex, this Iron Penis Crotch also helps strengthen and keep the male hormone —which thus also contributes to protein synthesis, supply energy, resist fatigue, prevent con-senescence, tone up physical force, strengthen immunity, and beautify skin.

Physically speaking, Iron Crotch can make one's private part become hit-resistive and capable of loading heavy stuff.

Healthily speaking, Iron Penis is able to cure the most cases of premature ejaculation, impotence and erectile dysfunction.

Sexually speaking, Iron Penis makes your sexuality immensely enhanced, and in addition to your bettering sexual performance and less-exhasuting capability, your desire for the intimacy will be elevated.

Mentally speaking, you will feel much refreshed and relief from the high tension of life, believing your Qi in the very center of your body is gathered.

Chicks Dig The Iron Penis

“ I have read the ebook of Iron Crotch from qigongpenis.com，and really enjoyed the information that they provide. I'm no victim to impotence or erectile dysfunction, but I from time to time feel tired of sexual exhasution due to the excessive love-makings those days. I only followed the info about the "Chi" cautiously, and gradually felt the all-rounded benefits of it.I feel much more refreshed and relieved from the rountine work,and the sexual performance becomes more of a mental pleasure than a toiling work. It seems that the Yin and Yang in Chinese medicine reach their harmony inside me. Anyway, I feel more like myself now, and I know I've got so lot with the least price what it takes, and I believe any weired disease will leave me far alone in the future.

"Surprisingly, women can actually practice Jiu Yang Shen Gong too. Female students can train by inserting a special ping pong-like ball in their vagina. This ball is attached to a rod, and then hung with heavy weights just like a man's penis. While a man can begin studying this qigong at any age, a woman can only practice it before she reaches menopause."

Incredible Feats of The Iron Penis

Iron Penis Training Video

• Perhaps the most amazing feat of Iron Penis training is that it is the only viable offense known to counter the dreaded Iron Hymen

• Master Tu has another extraordinary stunt in the works. He is in the process of getting clearance from the Taiwanese government to borrow a 747 jet airplane. Tu figures 20 to 24 of his top students, by strapping their penises, 6 to 8 men per wheel, can generate combined penis pulling power to move the 18,000-kilogram (39,780 lbs!) 747. That's over a ton and a half per penis.

See Also

• Penis
• Lol dongs
• Kung Fu
• Meatspin

External Links

• Qigong to Protect Kidney
• Howto Practice without getting Hurt
• Qigong Instructables
• Sacred Journal article on Iron Penis
• The Ironcrotch website
• Iron Penis Products
• The 99 Power Qigong Store
• Iron Crotch Truck Pull 2005

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