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The '''Macbook Air ''' is the most [[hipster|minimalistic]] laptop released by [[hipster]] super giant, [[Apple]]. It has a thickness of only 0.76 inches at its thickest part, much like that of an [[asian]] [[penis]], with a brushed aluminum case to draw the [[hipsters]] in. The laptop itself has proved itself to be near impractical, as it lacks many of the features that actual laptops have. However, because it has brushed metal, and was released by [[apple]], [[hipsters]] and yuppies alike wet their panties and coughed up the cash.
The '''Macbook Air ''' is the [[Gay|minimalist]] laptop produced by [[hipster]] computer super giant, [[Apple]]. It's named after what it becomes if you accidentally drop it about [[Fail|2 feet off the floor]]. It's primary selling point is that It has a thickness of only 0.68 inches, much like that of an [[asian]] [[penis]]. It of course also has a shiny brushed aluminum case to draw [[hipsters]] and [[Macfags]] in. Despite having these [[Crap|impressive]] [[Is not a bug, it's a feature|features]], the laptop has proved to be totally impractical, as it lacks many of the features that real laptops have. However, because it has brushed metal, and was released by [[Apple]], [[Hipsters|hipsters]], [[Art|artists]], and [[Macfags]] alike wet their pants and cough up the cash for it.


== Steve Jobs Speaks==
== Features ==
[[Image:Macbook hur.PNG|right|thumb|[[Apple|Fapple's]] MacBook Air ad]]
[[Image:Macbook hur.PNG|right|thumb|[[Apple|Fapple's]] MacBook Air ad]]
But the Macbook Air's best feature by far is its lack of a pesky and unimportant firewire port or a disc drive. The Macbook Air only costs a trivial [[over 9000|$1,800]], which is $700 more than a normal Macbook. This cost increase is a very understandable fee to rid yourself of [[faggotry]] such as multiple USB devices, anything requiring a file upload rate of [[at least 100|over 11MB/s]], ethernet, expandable RAM, built-in wireless broadband, a replaceable battery, DVDs, and especially CDs, which are all [[lie|obsolete]].<br>
As aforementioned, the Macbook Air is extremely thin. Unfortunately, in order to achieve this trait, [[Apple]] apparently had to remove many of the key features that define a normal laptop, like a disk drive, Ethernet port, and gigabytes of memory. Instead of actually making an extremely thin laptop, which would have been a triumphing achievement indeed, Apple simply released an $1800 shiny piece of metal. Instead of addressing their lack of true innovation, Apple has chosen to [[Fail|defend the MacBook Air's lack of features by claiming that such features are unnecessary or obsolete]]. Anyone who isn't a [[Macfag]] or [[Hipster|hipster]] will realize that they are simply being baited by Apple into buying an extremely overpriced computer [[Truth|which isn't even a computer!]]. Regarding the high price of the MacBook Air, apparently you have to pay more for less features and the fact that you can have a [[Shit nobody cares about|laptop which fits in a manila folder]]. [[No|Sounds like a good deal, right?]]


==BEST DEAL EVAR!==
[[Image:MacbookairHD.jpg]]


Yes, these are much less important than being able to fit it in your pants, and anybody who claims that Apple just took out parts to make it thinner, and thus a gimmick, are unpatriotic [[moot|faggots]] who will burn in the eternal hellfire that is functionality.<br>
==Macfag Reaction==
[[Image:FagBook_Fail.jpg|thumb|A Macbook Air making itself useful]]
Within seconds of the release of the MacBook Air, [[Macfags]] all of the world collectively pissed themselves and [[Dumb|began buying them]]. Everyone else on the other hand, did not, and instead used their brains and saw that the [[Truth|Macbook Air was an overpriced piece of shit]]. In response to the plethora of criticisms of the MacBook Air that quickly followed its release, Macfags lined up to defend Apple's latest invention:


==BEST DEAL EVAR==
{{quote|I don't see why everyone's in such a tizz. Yeah it's pricey and yeah it's pretty much sealed off, but I think it's great that Apple aren't afraid to take the risk. At the very least what will come out of it will be progress in general division of making laptops smaller, easier to use (mac os...) and a lot better looking. Their design is far superior to that of the competition's and you can't deny that those specs aren't decent. If you can fit leopard in a "manilla envelope", who cares about the price?|Typical MacFag}}
[[Image:Macbookair.jpg]]


==Mac Fag Reaction==
These Macfags truly are [[Retards|geniuses]]
[[Image:FagBook_Fail.jpg|thumb|A macbook air, making itself useful]]
Of course all macfags all over the [[internets]] are buying this [[shit]] in a heart beat.
If they are that anal about [[masturbate|moving parts]] they can get a '''SOLID STATE HD WITH LESS SPACE''' for an extra '''[http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/wa/RSLID?nnmm=browse&node=home/shop_mac/family/macbook_air $1000]!'''
(srsly.)
 
{{quote|who would pay $800 more for a MBA when the regular macbook is faster, has many more features (by my count the MBA has 1 on the macbook, which is the multitouch trackpad), and is only marginally thicker?|some fag on gizmodo}}
 
{{quote|I don't see why everyone's in such a tizz. Yeah it's pricey and yeah it's pretty much sealed off, but I think it's great that Apple aren't afraid to take the risk. At the very least what will come out of it will be progress in general division of making laptops smaller, easier to use (mac os...) and a lot better looking. Their design is far superior to that of the competition's and you can't deny that those specs aren't decent. If you can fit leopard in a "manilla envelope", who cares about the price?
 
Also, you guys are such [[apple]] [[fanboys]].|Some other fag on gizmodo with lots of money who wants to swallow [[Steve Jobs|Steve Jobs']] [[cum]], and don't afraid of nothing}}


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Apple]]
*[[Apple]]
*[[Mac OS]]
*[[Steve Jobs]]
*[[Steve Jobs]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[iPod]]
*[[Iphone|iPhone]]
*[[iPhone]]
*[[iPad]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[Fail]]
*[[MacRumors]]
*[[MacRumors]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/217868031/macbook-air-vent-or-praise-in-this-flamewar-thread faggotry on Gizmodo.com]
*{{archive|C2oA|faggotry on Gizmodo.com}}
*[http://blogs.courant.com/connecticut_insurance/2010/12/apple-inc-sued-for-laptop-char.htm Apple Inc. Sued For Laptop Charger That Started Glastonbury House Fire]
*[http://blogs.courant.com/connecticut_insurance/2010/12/apple-inc-sued-for-laptop-char.htm Apple Inc. Sued For Laptop Charger That Started Glastonbury House Fire]


 
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Latest revision as of 08:54, 22 November 2021

Warna Brotha! FACT ALERT:
Just because it fits in a manilla folder doesn't mean it isn't a pile of shit.


The Macbook Air is the minimalist laptop produced by hipster computer super giant, Apple. It's named after what it becomes if you accidentally drop it about 2 feet off the floor. It's primary selling point is that It has a thickness of only 0.68 inches, much like that of an asian penis. It of course also has a shiny brushed aluminum case to draw hipsters and Macfags in. Despite having these impressive features, the laptop has proved to be totally impractical, as it lacks many of the features that real laptops have. However, because it has brushed metal, and was released by Apple, hipsters, artists, and Macfags alike wet their pants and cough up the cash for it.

Features

Fapple's MacBook Air ad

As aforementioned, the Macbook Air is extremely thin. Unfortunately, in order to achieve this trait, Apple apparently had to remove many of the key features that define a normal laptop, like a disk drive, Ethernet port, and gigabytes of memory. Instead of actually making an extremely thin laptop, which would have been a triumphing achievement indeed, Apple simply released an $1800 shiny piece of metal. Instead of addressing their lack of true innovation, Apple has chosen to defend the MacBook Air's lack of features by claiming that such features are unnecessary or obsolete. Anyone who isn't a Macfag or hipster will realize that they are simply being baited by Apple into buying an extremely overpriced computer which isn't even a computer!. Regarding the high price of the MacBook Air, apparently you have to pay more for less features and the fact that you can have a laptop which fits in a manila folder. Sounds like a good deal, right?

BEST DEAL EVAR!

Macfag Reaction

A Macbook Air making itself useful

Within seconds of the release of the MacBook Air, Macfags all of the world collectively pissed themselves and began buying them. Everyone else on the other hand, did not, and instead used their brains and saw that the Macbook Air was an overpriced piece of shit. In response to the plethora of criticisms of the MacBook Air that quickly followed its release, Macfags lined up to defend Apple's latest invention:

   
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I don't see why everyone's in such a tizz. Yeah it's pricey and yeah it's pretty much sealed off, but I think it's great that Apple aren't afraid to take the risk. At the very least what will come out of it will be progress in general division of making laptops smaller, easier to use (mac os...) and a lot better looking. Their design is far superior to that of the competition's and you can't deny that those specs aren't decent. If you can fit leopard in a "manilla envelope", who cares about the price?
  		„
  		 

—Typical MacFag

These Macfags truly are geniuses

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