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[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]
[[Image:Scat_Rat_Seal_of_Approval.png|thumb|200px|center|I approve of this article!]]
[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]
[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]


[[Image:HolyFuckingShit.gif|thumb|500px|right|Crap has an active social life.]]


'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].
'''Crap''' or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about f&aelig;ces or figuratively to describe something as being of [[fucktard]] quality. [[Some_argue|Some argue]] that crap is [[M%C3%A4mmi|sexually arousing]], but they are [[Doing it wrong|mistaken]]. Crap also passes for any article found in [[Uncyclopedia]]. Not to be confused with [[crapp]].


== Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang ==


[[Image:Scatman.jpg|thumb|Dont take songs literally]]
[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]


==Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang==
[[Image:Scatcatirl.JPG|thumb|Libraries approve of shit]]
The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself.  
The word crap is the [[retarded]] sibling of [[shit]] which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to [[pwn]] someone or incite [[funny]] [[internet drama]], thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a [[dickhead]] of yourself.  


Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything.  Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following.
Crap also plays an important part in [[teh]] [[English]] language. It can be used for damn near anything.  Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:


*Holy crap!
* Holy crap!
*Hey, you stepped in some crap.
* Hey, you stepped in some crap.
*I ain't puttin' up with your crap.
* I ain't puttin' up with your crap.
*Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)
* Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)
*This is a crap movie
* This is a crap movie
 
== Funny crap ==
 
<center>'''Poop Back and Forth'''</center>
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==Funny crap==
<center><b>Poop Back and Forth</b></center>
<center><youtube>KQoJo81lujk</youtube></center>
Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.
Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage [[sea nigger]] meets a [[Cougar|older white female]] online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young [[sea nigger]] boy then meets the [[Cougar|older white female]] in a park an shares a kiss.


==Uses==
== Uses ==
 
[[Image:Scat-cake.jpg|thumb|right|Tasteful cake decoration]]
 
Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.
Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on [[your mother]]'s chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes [[cum]] as [[you]] are a filthy, dirty [[whore]]. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.


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It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].
It has been common knowledge that if you shove food [[in the ass|up your ass]] you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of [[South Park]].
===revenge===
[[File:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker" ]]
<b>The [[Upper Decker]]</b>: The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions.
*1. Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.
*2. Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.
*3. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.
*4. When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place.
*5. Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.
*6. Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.
*7. For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.


==Types of Crap==
=== Revenge ===
 
[[Image:Upper-decker-300x225.jpg|thumb|right|"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."]]
 
'''The [[Upper Decker]]:''' The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The [[Upper Decker]] is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:
 
# Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.
# Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.
# Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.
# Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.
# When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)
# Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.
# Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.
# ????.
# PROFIT
[[PROTIP]]: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.
 
== Types of Crap ==


[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]]
[[Image:Bristol Stool Chart.png|thumb|200px|The [[England|English]] are experts on Crap.]]  


Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].
Excerpt from [http://coloringwithnelson.blogspot.com/2006/05/my-studies-on-crap.html My Studies on Crap].('''Down''')


<i>“Hard Crap”
<i>"Hard Crap"


This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around" -- Coloring with Nelson</i>
This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"&mdash;Coloring with Nelson</i>


===Floaters===
=== Floaters ===


[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]
[[X? In My Y?|Farts? In my shit?]]


===HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP!===
=== HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP! ===


Stolen from a website [http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php that refers to shit as "poop"]:
Stolen from a website [https://archive.fo/nIYqa that refers to shit as "poop"]:


<span id="exampleLink" class="toggleLink"></span> <span id="exampleCollapseText" style="display: none;">[Clean it up]</span> <span id="exampleExpandText" style="display: none;">[What is this shit?]</span> <span id="exampleInitialState" style="display: none;">0</span> <div id="example" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">
<span id="exampleLink" class="toggleLink"></span> <span id="exampleCollapseText" style="display: none;">[Clean it up]</span> <span id="exampleExpandText" style="display: none;">[What is this shit?]</span> <span id="exampleInitialState" style="display: none;">0</span> <div id="example" style="padding: 5px; border: 1px solid black;">


*<b>GHOST Poop:</b> The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October
* '''GHOST Poop:''' The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October


*<B>CLEAN Poop:</b> The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.  
* '''CLEAN Poop:''' The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.  


*<B>SATISFYING Poop:</b> The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.
* '''SATISFYING Poop:''' The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.


*<B>WET Poop:</b> The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper  
* '''WET Poop:''' The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper  
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.  
between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.  


*<B>DECEPTIVE Poop:</b> The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be <b>CORN</b> poop.
* '''DECEPTIVE Poop:''' The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be '''CORN''' poop.
 
* '''SECOND WAVE Poop:''' This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.  


*<B>SECOND WAVE Poop:</b> This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.  
* '''POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:''' The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.  


*<B>POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop:</B> The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.  
* '''LINCOLN LOG Poop:''' The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.  


*<B>LINCOLN LOG Poop:</b> The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.  
* '''GASSY Poop:''' It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.  


*<B>GASSY Poop:</b> It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.  
* '''BEERIOD Poop:''' The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.  


*<B>DRINKER Poop:</b> The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
* '''CORN Poop:''' (Self-explanatory)


*<B>CORN Poop:</B> (Self-explanatory)
* '''GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:''' The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.


*<B>GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop:</b> The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.  
* '''SPINAL TAP Poop:'' This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.  


*<B>SPINAL TAP Poop:</b> This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.  
* '''WET CHEEKS Poop:''' (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.  


*<B>WET CHEEKS Poop:</b> (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.  
* '''LIQUID Poop:''' The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.  


*<B>LIQUID Poop:</b> The kind where [[Tubgirl|yellowish-brown liquid]] shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.  
* '''Pablo's Revenge:''' (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa.  You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.


*<B>Pablo's Revenge:</B>  (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were [[An hero|an hero]] on the salsa.  You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.
* '''UPPER-CLASS Poop:''' The kind of Poop that has no odor.  


*<B>UPPER-CLASS Poop:</B> The kind of Poop that has no odor.  
* '''THE SURPRISE Poop:''' You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.


*<b>THE SURPRISE Poop:</B> You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.
* '''DANGLING Poop:''' This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.


*<b>DANGLING Poop:</B> This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
* '''YOUTUBE Poop:''' [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div>


*<b>YOUTUBE Poop:</B> [[Youtube Poop|Okay now...]]</div>
=== The Many Colors of Crap ===
 
[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Times Bestseller]]


===The Many Colors of Crap===
[[Image:Crap the book.jpg|thumb|A New York Time's Bestseller]]
Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:
Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the [[Gay hanky code]], the same shit can come in many different colors:


Red: Too much <s>beets</s> [[rape|surprise buttsecks]].  
Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of [[ass rape|surprise buttsecks]].
 
Orange: You're a druggie who steals [[Your mom|ur mom's]] meds.


Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.
Black: A lot of white girls have [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|something black]] in their arseholes. This is not unusual.


Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].
Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? [[Lulz]].


Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients.
Green: You either drank a [[Mcdonalds|shamrock shake]] or ate [[faggot|Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry]] cereal.
 
Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets [[awwright]]!
 
Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably [[shit]] yourself to death. It means you have [[Americunt|too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients]].


Purple: What the Fuck???
Purple: What the Fuck???


White: <del>[[cum|That's not shit]], faggot</del>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.
White: <s>[[Cum|That's not shit]], faggot</s>. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" ([[Rap|Colt 45]]). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.


{{clear}}
{{clear}}


==Scat==
== Scat ==
 
[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]
[[Image:Shit.gif|thumb|150px|[[ZOMG]] I'd hit it!]]
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]
[[Image:Scatfist.jpg|thumb|200px|I'm sorry, that's not okay]]
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]
[[Image:Cathy-eating-shit-pasta.jpg|thumb|[[Your Mom|Cathy]], eating [[Copypasta|shit pasta]], made out of her [[What|husband's shit]].]]


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In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail.   
In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail.   
<center><youtube>6xRm7OKH844</youtube></center>
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<b>Coprophilia</B> - Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].
'''Coprophilia:''' Eating [[crap]]. The main reason [[people]] do this is because they have [[autism]], or are in some way [[retarded]]. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the [[interbutts]].


<b>[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]</b> - As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:
'''[[:File:Shiteater.jpg|Human Toilet]]:''' As part of [[BDSM]] play. Basically you shit on them. [[Lies|They claim not to enjoy it]]. Types of shitplay include:
* [[Cleveland steamer]] - the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.
 
*<i>Dirty Sanchez</I> - smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.
 
*<i>Chili Dog</i> - shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.
 
*<i>Hot Carl</i> - wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.
 
*<i>Rusty Trombone</i> - fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick.  Also know as a <i>Fudgesicle</i> if you do it when they have the runs.


* [[Cleveland steamer]]: the person craps on another person's chest. So called because of the many [[niggers|shit-colored people]] that inhabit Cleveland.
* ''Dirty Sanchez'': smearing crap underneath a person's nose to make it look liek a mustache.
* ''Chili Dog'': shit on her chest, then fuck her shitty tits.
* ''Hot Carl'': wrapping someone's face with Saran wrap and shitting on it, letting them feel the warmth.
* ''Rusty Trombone'': fuck someone's ass, then they suck the chunks off your dick. Also know as a ''Fudgesicle'' if you do it when they have the runs.
* [[Brownpill|The Brownpill]]: A radical new paradigm.
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]
* [http://www.crapperie.com Go on. Click. You're a sick fuck and you want it.]
 
* [http://archive.fo/Y8i1v Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]
* [http://news.scotsman.com/glasgow.cfm?id=1746432007 Wife walks free after feeding husband feces-laced meal.]
 
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]
* [http://women-shitting.net/ Hot chicks do their best, it's unladylike.]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]
* [http://www.slutload.com/watch/zqixu7YrZyR/Scat-Slave-Shitting-Compilaten-dildofuck-and-smearing-with-mail-and-phone-number.html Online humiliation with scat]
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]
* [http://www.slutload.com/u/scatcam/ Amateur webcam scat videos.]
* [[Motherless]] is also overstocked with all the scat you could ever want.




 
=== Risks ===
===Risks===


It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].
It is possible to catch [[AIDS]] from shitplay if teh [[cock]] is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many [[fags]] have [[AIDS]].


==Crap as a Drug==
==Crap as a Drug==
[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]
[[Image:Crap-food.jpg|right|thumb]]
Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.
 
Discovered in [[Africa]] there is a new drug on the streets that is made from ''fermented sewage'' called <big>'''[[Jenkem]]'''</big>. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by [[poor]] people and [[totse]] members.


{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}
{{quote|With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.|[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/406067.stm BBC article: Children high on sewage]}}


==Variations of Crap==
== Variations of Crap ==
 
[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]
[[Image:Scatdonotwant1.jpg|right|thumb|[[At least 100]] percent of people who fap to this shit are [[sick fuck|sick fucks]]. Holy crap! Where is [[Blockatiel]] when you need him?!]]
*[[Answerbag]]
*Crapola
*Craptacular
*Craptastic
*Crapunzel
*[[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]
*[[MCR]]
*IBS
*[http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]
*[[Poop]]
*[[Google]] Chrome
*[[Steve Jobs]]


==Other Noteworthy Crap==
* [[Answerbag]]
*[[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])
* Crapola
*[[Evolution]] Crap
* Craptacular
*[[Homophobic]] Crap
* Craptastic
* Crapunzel
* [[0 pedophiles|Crap-O-Rama]]
* [[MCR]]
* IBS
* [http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302024065&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442133526 C+Rap]
* [[Rap]]
* [[Poop]]
* [[Google]] Chrome
* [[Steve Jobs]]
 
== Other Noteworthy Crap ==
 
* [[Politics]] Crap ([[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]])
* [[Evolution]] Crap
* [[Homophobic]] Crap
 
== Buttsecks Fail ==


==Buttsecks Fail==
The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?
The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?


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== Gallery of Crap ==


==Gallery of Crap==
<!--
{{cg|Shit Gallery|shitgallery|center|<gallery>
Missing:
Image:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.
Image:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!
Image:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.
Image:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.
Image:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]
Image:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.
Image:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.
Image:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!
Image:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D
Image:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!
[[Image:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|thumb|He wants to suck your shit.]]
Image:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!
Image:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.
Image:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.
Image:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.
image:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)
Image:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.
Image:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.
Image:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop
Image:Shit_Bar.png|
Image:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!
Image:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!
Image:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.
Image:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.
Image:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]
Image:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg‎|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''
Image:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?
Image:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!
Image:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!
Image:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.
Image:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]
Image:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this  didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].
Image:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]
Image:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]
File:Shitbackupasscomic.jpg|What you should do after having a good shit.
File:Shitbackupasscomic.jpg|What you should do after having a good shit.
-->
{{cg|Shit Gallery|shitgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Human_Feces.jpg|If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.
File:Scatbear1.jpg|I iz Scatbear, hug me!
File:Scatplush.jpg|A challenger appears.
File:poop.jpg|What passes for poop in diaper.
File:Chilicrappers.jpg|Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:LOLSCATZOMG.jpg|[[MOAR]] CRAP [[PLZ]]!!![[Oneoneone|111]]
File:dumb_jew_sluts.jpg|Even [[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]] like having shit smeared on their faces, too.
File:poopdildo.jpg|A [[blonde]] has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.
File:Hangingyellowpoopoutofass.jpg|It's a tail!
File:Shitty panties.jpg|Oooo!!! You filthy [[Whore|whore]]! :D
File:Scat_Rat.jpg|Why hello there!
File:Ainsley_Chocolate_by_doopdedoop.jpg|Babies love it!
File:Winnie.jpg|An early Crap prototype.
File:Poop cake.jpg|A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.
File:Poo.jpg|Crap as a fashion statement.
File:chunks.jpg|I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)
File:Vampire_don_henrie.jpg|He wants to suck your shit.
File:Don Henrie Shitfiend.jpg|Fantasy realized.
File:landofchocolate.jpg|The American Dream.
File:PoopThumbsUp.JPG| Heck yeah, poop
File:Great mighty poo.png|[[Nintendo]] made some memorable characters [[Conker's Bad Fur Day|back in the day]].
File:Shit_Bar.png|
File:Pokemon comic shit.jpg|Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!
File:TURD FUCK!.jpg|HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!
File:Guh.jpg|At least she can't miss.
File:Jesus shit.jpg|Jesus was a coprophile.
File:Bikinicaca.jpg|and so are the [[Japan|Crapanese]]
File:Horse_droppings_cake.jpg‎|''[[Mämmi]] (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.''
File:Reverse_cowgirl_pooping.jpg|Isn't love great?
File:Okejsex_2girls1cup.png|Fight the power!
File:Elefantbajs2000_by_efterblivetfetto.jpg|'Nuff said!
File:04 Isaacs big shit R.jpg|Imagine all the [[jenkem]] you could make out of that.
File:TroopCrap.jpg|[[Military|Support our Troops!]]
File:Brockwatchesjessetakeashit.jpg|Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this  didnt you,you [[sick fuck]].
File:Lotsashit.jpg| That's a lot of [[shit]]
File:WeWillRequireMoreMinerals.jpg
File:The Scatsons.GIF|[[The Simpsons|The Scatsons]]
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]
File:Shitface.jpg|Face in the [[shit]]
Image:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good
File:oohshiit.jpg|Tastes Good
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom|condoms]].
File:Condomsfilledwithshit.jpg|Some [[sick fuck|people]] like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom.  
File:Shitfilledcondom.jpg|The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom.  
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
File:Guyeatingshitoutofacondom.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM NOM]]
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.
File:Scat_smurfs.png|Smurfs also are scats.
File:Crap_-_Turdris.jpg
File:Poopytime.jpg
File:Mlp scat.gif|[[Brony|Bronies]] love scat.
File:Keke_Poopie.jpg
File:Fayeshit.jpg
File:Crap_-_Unpleasant_Surprise.jpg
File:Crap_-_Crapstone_UK.jpg
File:Crap_-_How_Do_I_Shit_Deer.jpg
File:Crap_-_I_Shat_In_The_Hat.jpg|[[Dr. Seuss]]'s best-selling book.
File:Crap_-_Thirteen_Incher.jpg|13 Incher
File:Dolezalterribleart.png|[[Rachel Dolezal]]'s art
File:Shitpit (Wikipedia).jpg|[[Wikipedia Porn|Wikipedia scat porn]]
File:Offended11.jpg|[[OM NOM NOM]]
File:Offended30.jpg
File:freakgirlscat.jpg|Okay, now this shit is [[fucked up]].
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</gallery>}}


==See Also==
== See Also ==
*[[Shit]] Of course
 
*[[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]
[[Image:Poop love.jpg|thumb|right|400px|Think about it.]]
*[[Dianne Thorley]]
 
*[[Jenkem]]
* [[Shit]] Of course
*[[Upper Decker]]
* [[{{SITENAME}}:When is it crap?|When is it crap?]]
*[[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.
* [[Dianne Thorley]]
*[[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]
* [[Jenkem]]
*[[Eproctophilia]]
* [[Motherless]]
*[[Dorian Thorn]]
* [[Upper Decker]]
*[[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Chowder]])
* [[Shay]] When crap goes wrong. So very, very wrong.
*[[Domo-kun]]
* [[2girls1cup|2 Girls 1 Cup]]
*[[China]] -Where poorly made crap is made.
* [[Eproctophilia]]
*[[Germany]] -Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].
* [[Dorian Thorn]]
*[[Parakeet]] - A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]
* [[Mung]] (no, not the blue guy from [[Cartoon Network|Chowder]])
*[[Linkin Park]]
* [[Domo-kun]]
*[[Funnelgirl]]
* [[China]]: Where poorly made crap is made.
*[[Tubgirl]]
* [[Andouillette]]
*[[2girls1cup]]
* [[Germany]]: Where crap is [[scat|eaten]] as [[food]].
*[[Swap.avi]]
* [[Haribo® Sugarless Gummy Bears]]
*[[Epic Toilet Story]]
* [[Parakeet]]: A bird that refuses to [[Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea|eat my diarrhea]]
*[[Germany]] -Shit is an important part of their nutritional values.
* [[Linkin Park]]
*[[Cakefarts]]
* [[Funnelgirl]]
*[[Bob Rehahn]]
* [[Sittin On Tha Toilet]]: One of the "funniest" and most popular Youtube potty humor memes ever!
*[[Nick Bate]]
* [[Tubgirl]]
* [[2girls1cup]]
* [[Swap.avi]]
* [[Epic Toilet Story]]
* [[Cakefarts]]
* [[Bob Rehahn]]
* [[Nick Bate]]
 
== External Links ==
 
* [http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]
* [http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information] ('''Down''')
* [http://motherless.com/18689FA Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]
* [https://archive.fo/nIYqa Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]
* [http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]
* [http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRLYOGZRU2Q John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]
* [http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]


==External Links==
*[http://www.antiupperdeck.com Fight upperdecking!]
*[http://discharges.org/h/0205 Crap Information]
*[http://motherless.com/18689FA Dorian Thorn grows a brown tail]
*[http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php Includes a handy guide on how to take a dump at work]
*[http://www.ratemypoo.com/ rate my poo]
*[http://www.poopreport.com/ Poop War Stories]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2wMsnE2cvI John Larkin singing about his like for scat and how it changed his life]
*[http://www.poopsenders.com/ Send a gift to your girlfriend]


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Crap has an active social life.
Dont take songs literally


Crap or "brown gold" can either be used literally when talking about fæces or figuratively to describe something as being of fucktard quality. Some argue that crap is sexually arousing, but they are mistaken. Crap also passes for any article found in Uncyclopedia. Not to be confused with crapp.

Ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Libraries approve of shit

The word crap is the retarded sibling of shit which is much more offensive and entertaining. If wanting to pwn someone or incite funny internet drama, thus increasing the lulz, don’t use this word, you’ll just make a dickhead of yourself.

Crap also plays an important part in teh English language. It can be used for damn near anything. Examples include, but are not limited to, teh following:

  • Holy crap!
  • Hey, you stepped in some crap.
  • I ain't puttin' up with your crap.
  • Bullcrap! (Used in objection.)
  • This is a crap movie

Funny crap

Poop Back and Forth

Scene from the movie: "Me and You and Everyone We Know", in this amazing scene a underage sea nigger meets a older white female online and engages in cyber scat sex. The young sea nigger boy then meets the older white female in a park an shares a kiss.

Uses

Tasteful cake decoration

Literal crap can be located in a toilet, up your nose or on your mother's chest. It is made when your body rejects the disgusting junk you ate which probably includes cum as you are a filthy, dirty whore. It usually comes in solid form but is known to liquefy if your stomach has a moment of clarity where it realises just how pathetic a loser you are and decides to make you constantly shit yourself in front of everyone. It smells terrible so if you plan to put it in someone’s food you’ll need to disguise this.

The toilet is generally regarded as the best place to crap but other options include on a lawn, on a car, in someone's mouth, or Gaiaonline. These options are even more fun if you don’t have permission to do them but will need planning to avoid inevitable prison where you will be gang raped by Bubba, making Goatse look like a virgin.

It has been common knowledge that if you shove food up your ass you will crap out your mouth. This is in fact a healthier crapping option and is recommended based on extensive research done on an episode of South Park.

Revenge

"Man, this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker."

The Upper Decker: The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew or a top tank clogged with a log. The Upper Decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it. Below are step by step instructions:

  1. Turn on the sink if possible to help mask the sounds of the dirty deed.
  2. Stealthily remove the lid from the back tank of the toilet.
  3. Stand on the toilet seat and steady your cheeks directly above the back tank.
  4. Begin defecating while trying to keep as quiet as possible.
  5. When finished wipe all remaining fecal spatter from your anus and hide the used toilet paper. Between the pages of a magazine or under the bathroom sink is a good hiding place. (or just leave it in the top tank.)
  6. Quietly replace the lid to the back tank of the toilet.
  7. Casually exit the bathroom and perhaps even the premises.
  8. ????.
  9. PROFIT

PROTIP: For extra points and many lulz, remove the chain from the flush handle so they have to reach into the shit-water to get the toilet to work.

Types of Crap

The English are experts on Crap.

Excerpt from My Studies on Crap.(Down)

"Hard Crap"

This is usually the first crap that comes out of your rectum. It is hard, yet supple, and has a nice texture and consistency. Unless you're constipated, this crap feels lovely when it slowly leaves your bowels. Usually, the color is a nice dark brown. And, if you haven't had enough fiber in the day, there should be some chunks of last night's tuna or cabbage floating around"—Coloring with Nelson

Floaters

Farts? In my shit?

HOLY SHIT! MOAR POOP!

Stolen from a website that refers to shit as "poop":

  • GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. aka the Brown October
  • CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
  • SATISFYING Poop: The kind where once you're done, you feel as though you've lost fifty pounds. You leave with a sense of accomplishment.
  • WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper

between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

  • DECEPTIVE Poop: The kind where you feel like you're about to shit a torpedo, but it turns out to be CORN poop.
  • SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
  • POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
  • LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
  • GASSY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
  • BEERIOD Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
  • CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
  • GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
  • 'SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
  • WET CHEEKS Poop: (Also known as "The Power Dump", or "The Cannonball"). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
  • LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
  • Pablo's Revenge: (Also known as "Mexicindigestion") You ate out at a Mexican restaurant and were an hero on the salsa. You may have gained the respect of your amigos, but there's a price to pay: an extremely unsatisfied feeling after pooping , and flaming butt cheeks for a day.
  • UPPER-CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
  • THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a sneaky Poop flies out.
  • DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

The Many Colors of Crap

A New York Times Bestseller

Crap is usually a dark shade of brown. However, not unliek the Gay hanky code, the same shit can come in many different colors:

Red: Too much beets. Or it could be the result of surprise buttsecks.

Orange: You're a druggie who steals ur mom's meds.

Black: A lot of white girls have something black in their arseholes. This is not unusual.

Blue-green: You've eaten food with too much food coloring, such as Fruit Gushers. Go ahead. Eat 3 bags and see what happens. Hint? Lulz.

Green: You either drank a shamrock shake or ate Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berry cereal.

Greyish-Green: You have a cold. Not uncommom for babies. But it eventually gets awwright!

Yellow: You have a disease. You're going to inevitably shit yourself to death. It means you have too much fat in your poop and you're not absorbing any nutrients.

Purple: What the Fuck???

White: That's not shit, faggot. You can get white shit from eating sufficient amounts of white chocolate, it is literally the funniest shit you've ever seen. It could also mean she sucked your dick "till da shit turn white" (Colt 45). Or it could mean you have renal failure and need to get your ass to the emergency room NAO.

Scat

ZOMG I'd hit it!
I'm sorry, that's not okay
Cathy, eating shit pasta, made out of her husband's shit.

The Scat fetish involves anything involving crap remotely sex related.

In the video below scat queen Veronica Moser discusses the German scat porn industry in vivid detail.

Coprophilia: Eating crap. The main reason people do this is because they have autism, or are in some way retarded. But this goes for the vast majority of people on the interbutts.

Human Toilet: As part of BDSM play. Basically you shit on them. They claim not to enjoy it. Types of shitplay include:


Risks

It is possible to catch AIDS from shitplay if teh cock is yanked out of the asshole and inserted into the mouth without washing. This explains why so many fags have AIDS.

Crap as a Drug

Discovered in Africa there is a new drug on the streets that is made from fermented sewage called Jenkem. Jenkem is huffed giving you an intense high and hallucinations. Used by poor people and totse members.

   
“ 		 
With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.
  		„
  		 

—BBC article: Children high on sewage

Variations of Crap

At least 100 percent of people who fap to this shit are sick fucks. Holy crap! Where is Blockatiel when you need him?!

Other Noteworthy Crap

Buttsecks Fail

The following is a story about failed buttsecks. It's pretty goddamn funny, but very gross. Then again, what on this page isn't?

Gallery of Crap

  • If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.
    If you click to get the bigger picture, you can almost smell the sweet aroma.
  • I iz Scatbear, hug me!
    I iz Scatbear, hug me!
  • A challenger appears.
    A challenger appears.
  • What passes for poop in diaper.
    What passes for poop in diaper.
  • Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.
    Sexy.. I'd scoop that up with a spoon and chow down like it was...grandma.
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • MOAR CRAP PLZ!!!111
    MOAR CRAP PLZ!!!111
  • Even 16 year old girls like having shit smeared on their faces, too.
    Even 16 year old girls like having shit smeared on their faces, too.
  • A blonde has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.
    A blonde has found a brown dildo in her toilet!...Nevermind...it's just a piece of shit.
  • It's a tail!
    It's a tail!
  • Oooo!!! You filthy whore! :D
    Oooo!!! You filthy whore! :D
  • Why hello there!
    Why hello there!
  • Babies love it!
    Babies love it!
  • An early Crap prototype.
    An early Crap prototype.
  • A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.
    A cake made out of shit to give to Jew.
  • Crap as a fashion statement.
    Crap as a fashion statement.
  • I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)
    I don't know what this is. (I do, they also sell hemp)
  • He wants to suck your shit.
    He wants to suck your shit.
  • Fantasy realized.
    Fantasy realized.
  • The American Dream.
    The American Dream.
  • Heck yeah, poop
    Heck yeah, poop
  • Nintendo made some memorable characters back in the day.
    Nintendo made some memorable characters back in the day.
  • Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!
    Ooooooo! The poop is so big! Ugh! Ugh!
  • HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!
    HOLEE SHITTING FUCK!!
  • At least she can't miss.
    At least she can't miss.
  • Jesus was a coprophile.
    Jesus was a coprophile.
  • and so are the Crapanese
    and so are the Crapanese
  • Mämmi (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.
    Mämmi (pronounced ['mæm.mi] in IPA) is a Finnish traditional Easter dessert, a malt porridge which is baked in an oven. It is made of water, malt and rye flour and is dark brown in appearance. The Swedish name for it is memma.
  • Isn't love great?
    Isn't love great?
  • Fight the power!
    Fight the power!
  • 'Nuff said!
    'Nuff said!
  • Imagine all the jenkem you could make out of that.
    Imagine all the jenkem you could make out of that.
  • Support our Troops!
    Support our Troops!
  • Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you sick fuck.
    Brock watches Jesse take a shit. You fapped to this didnt you,you sick fuck.
  • That's a lot of shit
    That's a lot of shit
  • The Scatsons
    The Scatsons
  • Face in the shit
    Face in the shit
  • Tastes Good
    Tastes Good
  • Some people like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.
    Some people like collecting their own shit and storing it in [[condom]s.
  • The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom.
    The corophile himself , holding a shit filled condom.
  • OM NOM NOM NOM
    OM NOM NOM NOM
  • Smurfs also are scats.
    Smurfs also are scats.
  • Bronies love scat.
    Bronies love scat.
  • Dr. Seuss's best-selling book.
    Dr. Seuss's best-selling book.
  • 13 Incher
    13 Incher
  • Rachel Dolezal's art
    Rachel Dolezal's art
  • Wikipedia scat porn
    Wikipedia scat porn
  • OM NOM NOM
    OM NOM NOM
  • Okay, now this shit is fucked up.
    Okay, now this shit is fucked up.

See Also

Think about it.

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