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{{quote|I never knew (whoever) but my heart goes out to (him/her)/(his/her parents)...|A handy opening phrase for memorial page tourists}} | {{quote|I never knew (whoever) but my heart goes out to (him/her)/(his/her parents)...|A handy opening phrase for memorial page tourists}} | ||
'''Memorial page tourism''' is a popular [[fun|recreational activity]] on the internet most popular and accessible on [[Facebook]]. When a newly deceased and [[No one likes you|much loved]] dear friend/relative/celebrity/stranger’s memorial page arrives on the newsfeed most [[fags|Facebook users]] can’t help but to click and [[perv|gawp]] as one might at the sight of a [[Brian Peppers|train wreck]] or | '''Memorial page tourism''' is a popular [[fun|recreational activity]] on the internet most popular and accessible on [[Facebook]]. When a newly deceased and [[No one likes you|much loved]] dear friend/relative/celebrity/stranger’s memorial page arrives on the newsfeed most [[fags|Facebook users]] can’t help but to click and [[perv|gawp]] as one might at the sight of a [[Brian Peppers|train wreck]] or mangled car. These beacons of [[baw]] inevitably draw the [[Infantilism|cry babies]], [[sluts|moral fags]], [[Westboro Baptist Church|trolls]] and [[Virgins|white knights]] of teh internetz together... [[Deadpool|I SMELL A SITCOM!]] | ||
<blockquote>[[some argue|Everyone knows]] [[shit nobody cares about|what’s-their-name]] was a [[emo|beacon of hope in an otherwise unbearable existence]], an [[failure|A grade]] student who [[fucked|respected]] their teachers and was [[lie|loved by everyone]]. Thankfully some [[attention whore]] has set up a page in memorandum which will let [[you]], [[unwarranted self-importance|YES YOU]], [[live journal|tell everyone]] how you felt about this [[No one likes you|friend of a friend of a friend]] that was in a similar sounding network as you. For whoring purposes they leave these groups open to all-commers so we can [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|share they love]], which only serves to generously [[Don't feed the trolls|feed the trolls]] which -in turn- leads to even more [[butthurt]] which leads to [[old media]] attention, accusations of [[Troll|cyber bullying]], [[Kim Jong Il|expert]] analysis, threats of [[lolsuits]] and, eventually, an [[ED]] [[internet fame|page]] and perhaps even another [[an hero]]. It's the [[lulz|circle of life]]!</blockquote> | <blockquote>[[some argue|Everyone knows]] [[shit nobody cares about|what’s-their-name]] was a [[emo|beacon of hope in an otherwise unbearable existence]], an [[failure|A grade]] student who [[fucked|respected]] their teachers and was [[lie|loved by everyone]]. Thankfully some [[attention whore]] has set up a page in memorandum which will let [[you]], [[unwarranted self-importance|YES YOU]], [[live journal|tell everyone]] how you felt about this [[No one likes you|friend of a friend of a friend]] that was in a similar sounding network as you. For whoring purposes they leave these groups open to all-commers so we can [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|share they love]], which only serves to generously [[Don't feed the trolls|feed the trolls]] which -in turn- leads to even more [[butthurt]] which leads to [[old media]] attention, accusations of [[Troll|cyber bullying]], [[Kim Jong Il|expert]] analysis, threats of [[lolsuits]] and, eventually, an [[ED]] [[internet fame|page]] and perhaps even another [[an hero]]. It's the [[lulz|circle of life]]!</blockquote> | ||
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===White Knights=== | ===White Knights=== | ||
[[File:Memorial_tourism2.png|thumb|right|500px|Facebook Memorial Page [[White Knight]].]] | [[File:Memorial_tourism2.png|thumb|right|500px|Facebook Memorial Page [[White Knight]].]] | ||
Like in days of [[web 1.0|old]], White Knights defend the | Like in days of [[web 1.0|old]], White Knights defend the honor of their [[Oprah|Queens]] against the attack of pipe lurking creatures such as [[trolls]]. These fag enablers were born [[unfunny|without funny bones]] and [[lurk]] in memorial pages waiting to unleash a [[fail|jihad]] on all who dare speak [[truth|ill]] of the dead. White Knights don't care how minor the criticism is because [[objection|YOU ARE WRONG!]] crashing into a tow truck in a stolen car with a heroin needle sticking out your arm is [[Serious business|SRS BSNS]] and in no way the [[rofl|'victims']] fault. White Knights are self righteous anti-trolls but often use the same tactics so god forbid you mizspell or bad grammar use. | ||
lol fags | lol fags | ||
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—A handy opening phrase for memorial page tourists | ||
Memorial page tourism is a popular recreational activity on the internet most popular and accessible on Facebook. When a newly deceased and much loved dear friend/relative/celebrity/stranger’s memorial page arrives on the newsfeed most Facebook users can’t help but to click and gawp as one might at the sight of a train wreck or mangled car. These beacons of baw inevitably draw the cry babies, moral fags, trolls and white knights of teh internetz together... I SMELL A SITCOM!
Everyone knows what’s-their-name was a beacon of hope in an otherwise unbearable existence, an A grade student who respected their teachers and was loved by everyone. Thankfully some attention whore has set up a page in memorandum which will let you, YES YOU, tell everyone how you felt about this friend of a friend of a friend that was in a similar sounding network as you. For whoring purposes they leave these groups open to all-commers so we can share they love, which only serves to generously feed the trolls which -in turn- leads to even more butthurt which leads to old media attention, accusations of cyber bullying, expert analysis, threats of lolsuits and, eventually, an ED page and perhaps even another an hero. It's the circle of life!
—Aki Mutsumi, Alexis Pilkington's memorial page | ||
TOP TIP: Check out the memorials related links and groups for moar lulz.
Tourists
Tenderhearted Tourists
These tenderhearted trauma tourists keep a pen and paper ready at all times to note down names they might see on flowers by the road side, news reports and freshly dug graves, so they can be found later on Facebook. They never knew the dead but they know in their hearts of hearts they would have been BFF's with them if they actually ever met them in real life, (an impossibility as memorial tourism is a harsh mistress).
White Knights
Like in days of old, White Knights defend the honor of their Queens against the attack of pipe lurking creatures such as trolls. These fag enablers were born without funny bones and lurk in memorial pages waiting to unleash a jihad on all who dare speak ill of the dead. White Knights don't care how minor the criticism is because YOU ARE WRONG! crashing into a tow truck in a stolen car with a heroin needle sticking out your arm is SRS BSNS and in no way the 'victims' fault. White Knights are self righteous anti-trolls but often use the same tactics so god forbid you mizspell or bad grammar use.
lol fags
Famous stops on the tourist trail
- Alexis Pilkington an hero who can be reached beyond the grave here.
- Raoul Moat an legendary hero who runs top tourist attraction Raoul Moat's Northumbrian Camping Holidays, a much under appreciated site.
- Gizgiz
See Also
- Alexis Pilkington
- Find a Grave
- Mydeathspace
- MySpace Trolls - they've moved on to these endeavors
- Streisand Effect
- Suicide
- Troll bait
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