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'''Guy Fawkes Day''' | [[File:GayFawkesProtesters BasementDwellers.jpg|245px|right]] | ||
'''Guy Fawkes Day''' aka '''Gay Fawkes Day''' is a [[Dental_Plan|British]] holiday celebrating Guy Fawkes, a man who is noteworthy only for [[fail|failing]] to blow up the king of England. His relevance today stems primarily from [[13_year_old_boy|Anonymous']] keen ability to co-opt [[V_for_vendetta|pop cultural]] images for their own [[bullshit|meaningful]] [[chanology|causes]]. As far as holidays go, [[America|the rest of the world]] doesn't really give a shit about Guy Fawkes day. | |||
On that day each year, the oh-so-edgy "members" of moralfag hacktivist "collective" Anonymous don their fedoras and [[9fag]] masks and leave their houses for the [[basement dweller|first time in months]] in order to protest the Government, among other things. Despite the '''[[fact]]''' that protests haven't done shit since the 1960s, (and even for the '60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/[[old Media|the media]]'s attention, and miserably fail each time. | |||
==But why?== | ==But why?== | ||
In order for these internet armchair activists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like they've done something so revolutionary that they will be hailed as e-saviors by not just the regulars (the media and their | In order for these internet armchair activists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like they've done something so revolutionary that they will be hailed as [[White Knights|e-saviors]] by not just the [[normies|regulars]] (the media and their [[Twitter]] e-pals,) but the world one day. Another factor of course, is to feel [[USI|a sense of self-worth]], and make themselves think that the government has given a fuck about them since [[2007|'07]]. As such, they feel the need to try to fulfill these motivations by dressing up in cheap $5 Guy Fawkes masks, (purchased from their local [[Hot Topic]]s,) and going out in public to commemorate the anniversary of a known [[religious]] extremist and [[ISIS|terrorist]] who tried bombing buildings as well as attempting to assassinate folks. | ||
==[[EFG|Epic Fail Gallery]]== | ==[[EFG|Epic Fail Gallery]]== | ||
<gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
File:Anon Protest.jpg|What they actually believe. | File:Anon Protest.jpg|What they actually believe. | ||
File:1337 haxxor 2013 anon-u-moose lel.jpg|The Reality. | File:1337 haxxor 2013 anon-u-moose lel.jpg|The Reality. | ||
File:Ponynonimous.jpg | File:badassanon.jpg|The end result. | ||
</gallery> | File:Ponynonimous.jpg|[[Brony|Behind the mask]] | ||
File:GayFawkesProtesters ElectronicPrivacyHypocrites.jpg | |||
File:GayFawkesProtesters Standwith9gag.jpg | |||
File:GayFawkesDayprotestorsHipstersConversion.png | |||
File:GayFawkesDayprotestorsRedditMeetupDay.png | |||
File:GayFawkesDayprotestorsExploitable.png|[[Exploitable]] | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Epic Fail Guy]] | *[[Epic Fail Guy]] | ||
*[[V for Vendetta]] | *[[V for Vendetta]] | ||
*[[Moralfag]] | |||
*[[Raidfag Wench]] | |||
*[[Protest]] | |||
*[[Whining]] | |||
[[Category:Anonymous]] | |||
{{anonymous}} | {{anonymous}} | ||
{{Indie}} | |||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]][[category:Hipster Shit]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:07, 15 September 2023
Guy Fawkes Day aka Gay Fawkes Day is a British holiday celebrating Guy Fawkes, a man who is noteworthy only for failing to blow up the king of England. His relevance today stems primarily from Anonymous' keen ability to co-opt pop cultural images for their own meaningful causes. As far as holidays go, the rest of the world doesn't really give a shit about Guy Fawkes day.
On that day each year, the oh-so-edgy "members" of moralfag hacktivist "collective" Anonymous don their fedoras and 9fag masks and leave their houses for the first time in months in order to protest the Government, among other things. Despite the fact that protests haven't done shit since the 1960s, (and even for the '60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/the media's attention, and miserably fail each time.
But why?
In order for these internet armchair activists to feel any sense of self-worth, they must feel like they've done something so revolutionary that they will be hailed as e-saviors by not just the regulars (the media and their Twitter e-pals,) but the world one day. Another factor of course, is to feel a sense of self-worth, and make themselves think that the government has given a fuck about them since '07. As such, they feel the need to try to fulfill these motivations by dressing up in cheap $5 Guy Fawkes masks, (purchased from their local Hot Topics,) and going out in public to commemorate the anniversary of a known religious extremist and terrorist who tried bombing buildings as well as attempting to assassinate folks.
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