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{{spoiler|Ragyo Kiruin is Ryuuko's actual mother, Satsuki is not evil and wants to pwn Ragyo, and Ruuko is not a human but a fiber monster. And yes, [[Megaman dies in the end|Senketsu dies in the end]]}}
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{{spoiler|HOLY SHIT NUI KILLED RYUKO'S DAD!! OH FUCK MIKISUGI IS ACTUALLY A NAKED ARMY GENERAL!!! OH SHIT REVOCS IS ACTUALLY A COVER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! WOWZERS LIFE FIBERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIEN PARASITES AND CHOSE US HUMANS SO WE COULD BE EVOLVED AND SERVED FOR A BIG FUN ALIEN LUNCH!! HOLY SHIT THERE ARE LIFE FIBERS IN EVERYONE'S CLOTHES!! RAGYO ACTUALLY SERVES A BIG BALL OF ALIEN WOOL AND PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD STARTING WITH A SPORTS AND CULTURE FESTIVAL IN JAPAN!11! OH MAN SATSUKI IMPALES HER OWN MOTHER WITH HER SWORD AND DECLARES WAR ON HER BECAUSE RAGYO FINGERED SATSUKI IN HER PERIOD!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG RYUKO IS SATSUKI'S LITTLE SISTER WHO DIED AFTER A LIFE FIBER EXPERIMENT WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE!!!!!!!! HOLY NIGGER MEAT RYUKO AND RAGYO HAVE BEEN FUSED WITH LIFE FIBERS!!!!!11!|spoiler}}


[[File:Edg, Edge and Edgy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Now starring Ryuuko Matoi!]]
{{quote|How does it feel? The pleasure of being enveloped by Junketsu.|Fuckin' Japan making everything all weird }}
Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru?) is an edgy Animu made by [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Trigger]]. It's basically [[Evangelion]] and [[Dragon Ball Z]] combined. The plot is a prequel to [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]], related to FLCL, complete with [[Goku]] uniforms. It was hailed by [[a/|/a/]] as the saviour of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special.


== Plot ==
[[File:GRRR.jpg|250px|thumb|Kill la Kill is regarded for its ulterior art style.]]


Ryuuko Matoi carries a big weapon around shaped like the half of a pair of scissors. She's looking for the woman with the other half, who killed her father. Satsuki Kiryuuin, student council president of Honnouji Academy, is said to know the woman's identity, but keeps messing with her so, Ryuuko transfers there. Students who arrive at the school and suck the elite's cocks well will receive a special "Goku Uniform" some kind of Power Suit, which Satsuki uses to rule the school with an iron fist.  
'''Kill la Kill''' [[moonspeak|(キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru)]] is an [[edgy]] Magical Girl Animu made by [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Trigger]], who has a [[PMS|period]] fetish (OH GOD WHY?). It's basically [[Gurren Lagann]] and [[Dragon Ball Z]] combined, or what [[Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt]] would look like with a PG13 rating and not a hint of originality. The plot is related to FLCL, complete with [[Goku]] uniforms. It was hailed by [[a/|/a/]] as the savior of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special. Instead we just got more cheap fap material posing as some deep and poetic story that would last the ages.
 
 
== [[Plot]] ==
[[Image:CompellingStory.jpg|thumb|Tasteful female empowerment.]]
A compelling story of [[feminism|empowerment]] and vengeance. Ryuko Matoi is an [[in the kitchen|upstanding girl]] willing to fight in the face of adversity to seek out who [[Star Wars|killed her father]] years ago. She is forced into the [[ass|evil, pitiful bowels]] of Honnouji Academy where she fights off [[rich and beautiful|evil prep students]] while finishing her homework in time for her next class. With her trusty friend Mako Mankanshoku and her [[dog]] Guts, they set off once again to save the world from evil, greed, male homosexuality, the Pokémon League, and [[Bush|conservatives who hate sexy Japanese cartoon boobies]].
 
Nothing to see here. Like every goddamn anime made <s>after 2005</s> ever, Kill la Kill is composed of fanservice, ass shots, BEWBS, a superficial heap of shit plot to make you forget that it's solely fapbait, and moar fanservice. Sex sells, and if it bleeds it leads! Who needs a compelling story anyway? [[fact|It's not like the human race is heading towards a higher plane of existence and reason]].


== Life Fibers ==
== Life Fibers ==


Life Fibers are the main plot device for this action/[[Hentai|ecchi]] [[Lie|work of art]]. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time when they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet (a strange side-effect of being the host of a [[Welfare|PARASITE]]). Unfortunately people like [[Down Syndrome|John Langdon Down]] and [[Aspergers|Hans Asperger]] discovered that these Life Fibers didn't [[Immigrant|leech off of]] all the humans.
[[File:Edg, Edge and Edgy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Proposed crossover with Dork Sanic and other autism-inducing shite.]]
 
Life Fibers are <s>cheap tacky fanservice for 15 year-old basement dwellers to schlock off to</s> the deep and intricate main plot device for this tasteful [[Lie|garbage]]. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time when they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet (a strange side-effect of being the host of a [[Welfare|PARASITE]]). Unfortunately people like [[Down Syndrome|John Langdon Down]] and [[Aspergers|Hans Asperger]] discovered that these Life Fibers didn't [[Immigrant|leech off of]] all the humans. Probably because they don't even exist in this [[autistic|fantastic]] cartoon's universe.


The only people with any clue of these fibers are the [[Wincest|Kiryuin clan]], Isshin Matoi, [[DO WANT|Nudist Beach]], and Ryuko Matoi.
The only people with any clue of these fibers are the [[Wincest|Kiryuin clan]], Isshin Matoi, [[DO WANT|Nudist Beach]], and Ryuko Matoi.


Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:
Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:
* 1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look the same waiting for Ryuko to rape them with her Scissor Blade.
* 1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look like standard mooks despite the fact they're supposed to be fucking students.


* 2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers, all who wear them become [[Justin Bieber|Alfluenzic]] smug retards who secretly want Ryuko and Nui to [[Yuri|Scissor]].
* 2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers, all who wear them become [[Justin Bieber|Alfluenzic]] smug retards who secretly want Ryuko and Nui to [[Scissoring|Scissor]].


* 3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the [[Pokemon|Elite Four]].
* 3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the [[Pokemon|Elite Four]].
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* 10-Star ([[Vampire|Kamui]]) - Sailor Moon suit consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk to only you and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty armour and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs and ass to be the first parts of your body that people see.
* 10-Star ([[Vampire|Kamui]]) - Sailor Moon suit consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk to only you and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty armour and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs and ass to be the first parts of your body that people see.


* 10-Star ([[Unemployed|COVERS]]) - Being born from the [[Original Character|Original Life Fiber]].
* 10-Star (COVERS) - Beings born from the [[Original Character|Original Life Fiber]] that instead [[Soviet Russia|wear humans]].


== Characters ==
== Characters ==


*[[TITS OR GTFO|'''Ryuko Matoi-Kiryuin''']] - A 17-year old-girl and the main protagonist who's also a tomboy that isn't feminine. Wants to find out who killed her daddy by challenging Satsuki, and ends up wearing a latex Power Suit while fighting off hackers, monkeys, [[bitches and whores]], mummies, and cannon fodder. Somehow also knows how to drive motorcycles around like a badass even though she's 17 years old. Ragyo ripped out her heart at one point to reveal that she's her should-be-dead daughter.
<center>[[File:Kill la Kill Orgy Fixed.jpg|700px|center|There is a perfectly logical reason for this.]]<br>
 
'''Kill la Kill gives us a [[naruto|wide and diverse array of characters]] not only oozing in [[lie|originality]] but also in [[cum|many other regards]].'''</center>
*[[Dracula|'''Senketsu:''']] A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien battlesuit made by Ryuuko's dad to fight against REVOCS.
[[File:Ragyo incest1.gif|thumb|220px|[[Wincest|Remember, this is canon]]]]
 
[[File:Mako Mankanshoku.gif|thumb|left|220px|A typical <big><big>'''HAAALLELUJAH'''</big></big> moment]]
*[[Lesbian|'''Mako Mankanshoku''']] - [[Poor|Mako]] is Ryuko's [[only|best]] friend who lives in the ghetto with all the other [[Nobody|No-Stars]]. Her family consists of a perverted botch doctor, a perverted pick-pocket little brother ([[Fact|because all pre-pubescents have sexual drives in anime]]), a [[Bestiality|perverted]] [[Bestiality|pet]] [[Bestiality|dog]], and a female who spends all her time [[in the kitchen]] cooking [[Shit|mystery food]]. Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack, regardless of how serious it is.
[[File:Ragyo incest2.gif|thumb|200px|More incestuous molesting]]
 
[[File:Kaneo Takarada rape.gif|thumb|left|220px|The [[Jew]] gets [[Asking for it|assraped]]]]
*[[Premenstrual Tension|'''Satsuki Kiryuin:''']] She's the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, but also a GOD [[Ass|ASS]]. She generally hangs around with the next four characters. 
[[File:Harime Nui did it all.gif|thumb|220px|She did it for the lulz]]
 
* '''Ira Gamagori''' - Leader of the school's disciplinary committee who's into [[BSDM|bondage]]. His actual size changes time to time, and might be into Mako.
 
* [[Guy Shishioh|'''Uzu Sanageyama''']] - Leader of the school's athletics committee. Fights with a bamboo stick and his Goku uniform is a huge mecha, but he always loses to everyone, so [[retard|he stabbed himself in the eyes to see more and keeps losing anyways]].


* '''Hoka Inumuta''' - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a [[1337]] h4x0rr who finished [[Computer Science III]] cum laude and fucked with stocks [[lulz|for teh lulz]] until the REVOCS [[Party Van]] paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his [[Gameboy]] emulator, and likes to [[gay|probe]] things.


* '''Nonon Jakuzure''' - Leader of the school's non-athletics committee. Controls an entire orchestra, and only plays [[mu/|obviously inferior music]]. Has a voice that makes [[neckbeards]] cream theirselves. One time at band camp, she stuck a flute in her pussy.
*'''[[MATOI RYUUKO!!!|Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin]]''' - [[16 year old girl|17 year-old girl]] and strong independent womyn. Shows up at the Academy, challenges Satsuki to a fight almost immediately and somehow winds up as a student. A perfect female heroine to guide us from the patriarchy.


* '''Aikuro Mikisugi''' - Ryuko's and Honnouji Academy's only teacher, is a [[You|smelly shaggy sleazebag doing jobs for slave wages so he can pay rent and precious anime figurines]] who also [[stalker|observes]] Ryuko's progress and was the one who led her to Senketsu. He's actually a [[faggot|FABULOUS]] nudist army leader. His crotch and nipples emanate purple light, as if he wasn't FABULOUS enough.
*'''[[An Hero|Senketsu]]''' - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she [[rape|passes out]]. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS. Spoiler!


[[File:NO MOM NO alt.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Canon.]]
*'''[[Mute list|Junketsu]]''' - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.


* [[Rarity|'''Ragyo Kiryuin''']] - Satsuki's mom, [[African American|part Life Fiber]], and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now. She looks like [[My Little Pony|Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Lyra]] had a three-way and the middle pony got pregnant from it ([[Seems Legit|They're from a cartoon show so it's Legit]]). She can '[[Brainwashing|Mentally Re-fit]]' people by [[Seems Legit|sewing thread through their brains]](Also Legit), and is [[Seems Legit|immortal so long as a literal thread is connected to her head and body]]. [[Incest|Also fingered Satsuki at one point.]]
*'''[[Lesbian|Mako Mankanshoku]]''' - Ryuko's only friend. Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack and being the most definite example of an airhead known to exist. She owns a dog named Guts who derps around all day, aimlessly hoping to be the next wacky side-kick.


* [[Lucky Star|'''Nui Harime''']] - REVOCS bigshot and overall smug [[cunt]]. She's that kind of person who can kill [[Holocaust|6 gorillion]] [[Jews]] with a purple half of a scissor blade and a smile on her face within 24 minutes. Somehow managed to lose her left eye when killing Ryuko's dad, and keeps fucking with Ryuko because of that. Can destroy Kamui Goku suits in one strike, even Satsuki fears her.
*'''[[KIRYUUIN SATSUKI!!!|Satsuki Kiryuuin]]''' - the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, and a [[DAT ASS|HUGE FUCKING ASS]]. She's actually Ryuuko's sister: spoiler.


* '''Isshin Matoi''' - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as [[Megaman|Dr. Wily]] until he gave up on trying to taking over the world. Discovered that REVOCS was trying to take over the world using alien wires, so he founded his own group of armed [[Hippie|nudists]] and made a slutty sailor uniform for her daughter because she's The One™. Eventually got killed by Nui.
* '''[[Pedobear|Ira Gamagori]]''' (or rather, '''''[[Homo]]'''gori'') - [[Animu Archetypes#The Pissed Off Guy (POG)|He is visibly angry 99% of the time and yells a lot]]. Original as can be.


== YouTube ==
* '''[[King of Braves GaoGaiGar|Uzu Sanageyama]]''' - the guy who voluntarily [[zalgo|blinded]] himself after losing a fight to Ryuuko, which made him super fast and sensitive. Again, no archetypes in this series. None at all.


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* '''[[Nerd|Hooka Inumuta]]''' - Leader of the school's information and strategy committee who used to be a [[1337]] h4x0rr who finished [[Computer Science III]] cum laude and fucked with stocks [[lulz|for teh lulz]] until the REVOCS [[Party Van]] paid a visit. Now spends his days trying to analyze data with his [[Gameboy]] emulator.


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* '''[[Kawaii|Nonon Jakuzure]]''' - A kawaii uguu monkey girl with a disgusting grumpy voice that resembles the sound produced by nails grinding through a chalkboard. She was the school band leader, despite conducting nothing but terrible faggoty trite in every scene she's featured in. Supposed childhood "friend" of Satsuke and totally not a ripoff of anyone in any way, shape, or form.


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* '''[[Tyler Durden|Aikurou Mikisugi]]''' - Honnouji Academy's only teacher, is a [[You|smelly shaggy sleazebag doing jobs for slave wages so he can pay his rent and buy precious anime figurines]] who also [[stalker|observes]] Ryuko's progress and was the one who led her to Senketsu. Every time when Ryuuko gets her ass beaten, she wakes up naked in his basement with cum in her ass. He's actually a [[faggot|FABULOUS]] nudist army leader. His crotch and nipples emanate purple light, as if he wasn't FABULOUS enough.


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* '''[[Sick Fuck|Ragyou Kiryuuin]]''' - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian freak-show.


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* '''[[Troll|Nui Harime]]''' - Adorable flower ribbon girl who is simply perfect in every regard and not a psychopath. She killed Ryuko's dad, spoiler.


==Quotes==
* '''[[Albert Einstein|Isshin Matoi]]''' - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as [[Megaman|Dr. Wily]] until he gave up on trying to taking over the world. Gets KILL LA KILL'D by flower-pants above.


{{quote|[[Fact|...especially with Mako being the worst thing to happen to comic relief characters since Jar Jar Binx.]]|[[Weeaboo|Gigguk]]}}
* '''[[Flying Spaghetti Monster|Shinra-Kouketsu]]''' - [[God]] or something like that. Boring!
{{quote|[[Tits|...EVEN IF IT MEANS BEARING MY BREATS FOR THE WORLD TO SEE!]]|Kiryuin Satsuki}}
{{quote|[[Yuri|Get naked, Ryuko]]|Mako Mankanshoku}}


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==


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File:Kill la kill 2.jpg
File:mightyboobsz.jpg|The savior of cleavage.
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File:KLK1.jpg|Edge skankery at its finest.
File:GODMILF.jpg|[[Robot Unicorn Attack|ALWAAAAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU]]
File:GODMILF.jpg|[[Robot Unicorn Attack|ALWAAAAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU]]
File:GODMILF_Exploitable.jpg|[[Oh exploitable]]
File:Kill la Kill IRL.jpg|[[what is this i dont even]]
File:Kill la Kill IRL.jpg|[[what is this i dont even]]
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File:tumblr_my2yatRqSd1slnf7ro2_500.png|[[Kill it with fire|Also Canon]]
File:tumblr_my2yatRqSd1slnf7ro2_500.png|[[Kill it with fire|Also Canon]]
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File:In Soviet Russia....jpg|[[TITS OR GTFO|Curiously barren.]]
File:Uzu's penis size.jpg|Uzu's [[micropenis|dick]]...
File:PutSomeClothesOn.PNG|...is tiny...
File:Totally Not Counterfeit.jpg|When do you think this currency will be [[Inflation|hyper-inflated]]?
File:Harime Hui PWN'D.png|Do you know how much how her arms are worth!? She's the [[Powerword|Grand Couturier]] damnit!
File:Harime Nui Insane.png|Kawaii uguu.
File:NO MOM NO alt.jpg|Canon spooge material.
File:GrumpyMatoi.jpg|Period la Period.
File:Matoi2.jpg|SHE TRIGGERED ME!
File:MatoiMeme.jpg|[[Gurren Lagann|Close enough.]]
File:MistyRyuuko.jpg|[[Pokémon|Gotta Kill 'em All]]
File:KLKNakey.jpg
File:Ryuuko is edge-volving.gif|Ryuuko has evolved into the Edgequeen.
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This page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example,
HOLY SHIT Ragyo Kiruin is Ryuuko's actual mother, Satsuki is not evil and wants to pwn Ragyo, and Ruuko is not a human but a fiber monster. And yes, Senketsu dies in the end!!!1
   
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How does it feel? The pleasure of being enveloped by Junketsu.
  		„
  		 

—Fuckin' Japan making everything all weird

Kill la Kill is regarded for its ulterior art style.

Kill la Kill (キルラキル Kiru ra Kiru) is an edgy Magical Girl Animu made by Trigger, who has a period fetish (OH GOD WHY?). It's basically Gurren Lagann and Dragon Ball Z combined, or what Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt would look like with a PG13 rating and not a hint of originality. The plot is related to FLCL, complete with Goku uniforms. It was hailed by /a/ as the savior of animu, but it turned out to be nothing special. Instead we just got more cheap fap material posing as some deep and poetic story that would last the ages.


Plot

Tasteful female empowerment.

A compelling story of empowerment and vengeance. Ryuko Matoi is an upstanding girl willing to fight in the face of adversity to seek out who killed her father years ago. She is forced into the evil, pitiful bowels of Honnouji Academy where she fights off evil prep students while finishing her homework in time for her next class. With her trusty friend Mako Mankanshoku and her dog Guts, they set off once again to save the world from evil, greed, male homosexuality, the Pokémon League, and conservatives who hate sexy Japanese cartoon boobies.

Nothing to see here. Like every goddamn anime made after 2005 ever, Kill la Kill is composed of fanservice, ass shots, BEWBS, a superficial heap of shit plot to make you forget that it's solely fapbait, and moar fanservice. Sex sells, and if it bleeds it leads! Who needs a compelling story anyway? It's not like the human race is heading towards a higher plane of existence and reason.

Life Fibers

Proposed crossover with Dork Sanic and other autism-inducing shite.

Life Fibers are cheap tacky fanservice for 15 year-old basement dwellers to schlock off to the deep and intricate main plot device for this tasteful garbage. They are essentially ancient fabric parasites that 'chose' humans for having the best nervous system at the time when they invaded, advancing our evolution to the point of dominating the planet (a strange side-effect of being the host of a PARASITE). Unfortunately people like John Langdon Down and Hans Asperger discovered that these Life Fibers didn't leech off of all the humans. Probably because they don't even exist in this fantastic cartoon's universe.

The only people with any clue of these fibers are the Kiryuin clan, Isshin Matoi, Nudist Beach, and Ryuko Matoi.

Life Fibers are critical in making these originally named Goku Uniforms; these Goku Uniforms have 5 known forms:

  • 1-Star - Uniforms of 10% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Life Fiber Nazis who all look like standard mooks despite the fact they're supposed to be fucking students.
  • 2-Star - Uniforms of 20% Life Fibers, all who wear them become Alfluenzic smug retards who secretly want Ryuko and Nui to Scissor.
  • 3-Star - Uniforms of 30% Life Fibers, only worn by the Elite Four.
  • 10-Star (Kamui) - Sailor Moon suit consisting of 100% Life Fibers, for some reason they talk to only you and don't make you FUCK SHIT UP! They 'awaken' when they drink your blood and turn into slutty armour and you into a sex icon; they only truly work when you want your boobs and ass to be the first parts of your body that people see.

Characters

There is a perfectly logical reason for this.
There is a perfectly logical reason for this.

Kill la Kill gives us a wide and diverse array of characters not only oozing in originality but also in many other regards.
Remember, this is canon
A typical HAAALLELUJAH moment
More incestuous molesting
The Jew gets assraped
She did it for the lulz


  • Ryuuko Matoi-Kiryuuin - 17 year-old girl and strong independent womyn. Shows up at the Academy, challenges Satsuki to a fight almost immediately and somehow winds up as a student. A perfect female heroine to guide us from the patriarchy.
  • Senketsu - A living and breathing Evangelion sailor uniform Ryuko finds beneath her house. It grants her temporary power until she passes out. Is actually an alien made by Ryuuko's dad, Isshin, to fight against REVOCS. Spoiler!
  • Junketsu - Another Sailor Moon suit that NEVER speaks. EVER. Riders of the Kill La Kill Hype Train have speculated that he is a demon pervert. It was supposed to be Satsuki's wedding dress that would enslave her to clothing but instead it was her fanservice battle dress that enslaved Ryuko to clothing while keeping her in a perpetual orgasm.
  • Mako Mankanshoku - Ryuko's only friend. Her power is to put a stop to any fight by smoking crack and being the most definite example of an airhead known to exist. She owns a dog named Guts who derps around all day, aimlessly hoping to be the next wacky side-kick.
  • Satsuki Kiryuuin - the main antagonist, 18 year old and president of the student council at Honnouji Academy. Has bigass eyebrows, a manface, and a HUGE FUCKING ASS. She's actually Ryuuko's sister: spoiler.
  • Uzu Sanageyama - the guy who voluntarily blinded himself after losing a fight to Ryuuko, which made him super fast and sensitive. Again, no archetypes in this series. None at all.
  • Nonon Jakuzure - A kawaii uguu monkey girl with a disgusting grumpy voice that resembles the sound produced by nails grinding through a chalkboard. She was the school band leader, despite conducting nothing but terrible faggoty trite in every scene she's featured in. Supposed childhood "friend" of Satsuke and totally not a ripoff of anyone in any way, shape, or form.
  • Ragyou Kiryuuin - Satsuki's mom, part Life Fiber, and also the head honcho of REVOCS, the company that produced the clothing you are wearing right now and whose employees are fabric fetishists. She's an incestuous lesbian freak-show.
  • Nui Harime - Adorable flower ribbon girl who is simply perfect in every regard and not a psychopath. She killed Ryuko's dad, spoiler.
  • Isshin Matoi - Ryuko's dad, used to be known as Dr. Wily until he gave up on trying to taking over the world. Gets KILL LA KILL'D by flower-pants above.

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