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{{Quote|I’ll go down in history, better than [[Hitler]].|Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.}}
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{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibhead|<big>'''Hugo Jackson'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Swedish Spic]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|May 12, [[2006]] ({{age|2006|5|12}} years old)}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|1 injured}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Sweden|Mixed Breed Swede]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagSweden.png]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagColombia.png|23px]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:Miniflag_Sri_Lanka.jpg]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Fuck no}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Injured 1}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|London}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|Not even a chance}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Not even close.}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Hack'N'Slash, Single player}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|No lol}}
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In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Jackson, a 15-year-old autist decided to try to set a new high-score at a local school. Being a 5'6 mexican who took /pol/ memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher.
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in [[Sweden]], '''Hugo Ahlfors Jackson'''{{nazi}}, a [[13-year-old boys|{{age|2006|5|12}}-year-old]] [[autism|autist]] who decided to try to set a new [[high score]] at his [[school]]. Being a [[short man syndrome|5'6]]  [[Sri Lanka|Hindi]] [[Colombia|spic]] who thought he was [[white devil|white]] and eligible as a [[Nazi]] after taking [[Pol/|/pol/]] [[memes]] too seriously, he went to the [[school]] and tried to become [[an hero]] in the name of le white race, but [[fail|failed miserably]] and was only able to [[London|stab]] one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got [[v&]] for not having a [[Immigration|green card]] while he was playing [[Queen|Don’t Stop Me Now]] in the background. [[Faggot|What an absolute failure]].
 
He livestreamed the “attack” like [[Brenton Tarrant]] but never realized that a [[knife]] won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another [[retard]] who also stabbed people at a school, [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]], a [[schizophrenic]] who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting [[Faggot|Queen]] on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the [[internet|the web]] who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.
 
After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. Be sure to welcome him back.
 
==Background==
 
The spic originally was just like all the other millions of [[immigrants]] living in [[Europe]] until he met a certain [[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] on [[ROBLOX]], the two became friends likely due to a [[homosexual]] connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.


He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was and got booked at the local detention center for 26 months. Also got fined 52k in money he doesn’t have. What an absolute failure.
=== Plan ===


[[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of special education.]]
Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, [[puberty|his balls haven’t dropped yet]] and would [[loser|pussy out anyway]].


==The retard==
<center><gallery>
File:Hugojacksonplan1.jpeg
File:Hugojacksonplan2.jpeg
file:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg
</gallery></center>


[[File:Hugojacksondrawings.jpeg|thumb|Savior of Evropa.]]
==== Hugo the Artist ====


Hugo Jackson is a dirty spic who resides in the “white” nation of Sweden. Being a complete autistic retard, he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not Mexican. Hugo made tons of fan art of Brenton Tarrant despite not knowing he would probably kill him if he got the chance to. The fag found home on Discord and joined some FBI-sponsored groups to learn how to save the white race by hating his own people and preparing to be an hero.
If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more [[sick fuck|twisted]] this little fucker can be. Here's some of the [[rule34|"artwork"]] that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.


==Eslöv Spergout==
<center><gallery>
File:HugoJacksonWTF1.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF2.jpg
File:HugoJacksonWTF3.jpg
</gallery></center>


[[File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg]]


Around 8:00am at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t apart of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try to scare them away, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being booked.
== Stabbing ==
 
{{cg|Livestream|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonlivestream.jpeg|Screencap of the stream
File:Hugojacksonstream.jpeg|👍🏽👍🏽
File:Hugojacksonmap.jpeg|Map: CS_Eslöv
File:Hugojacksonstream2023leak.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher.jpg|Photo of the P.E. teacher
File:Hugojacksonstreamstabbedteacher02.jpg|PWNED
File:HugoJacksonGunPointing.png
File:HugoJacksonAttemptedPoliceSuicide.png|Hugo trying to become [[an hero]]
</gallery>|}}
</center>
 
Around 8:30 a.m. at some [[shit nobody cares about|random town]] in [[Sweden]], Hugo decided that [[postal|he would save the white race]] and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a [[zoomer|skull mask]], he told [[police|his buddies]] on [[Discord]] who definitely aren’t a part of the [[FBI]] that he would take action. [[twitch|Live-streaming]] his [[autism|spergout]], he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a [[Pussy|complete pussy]], he couldn’t even [[Mortal Kombat|finish him]] off and just talked to him about how he is saving the [[whites|white race]] . Everyone fled the school and in no time [[immigrants|ICE agents]] came to bring him back to [[Mexico]]. Pointing his [[lulz|fake gun]] at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and [[mistake|unfortunately missed him]]. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local [[jail|Nigger College]].


==Loadout==
==Loadout==
<center>
{|class="wikitable" width="45%" style="text-align:left"
!colspan="2"|Class Setup
|-<!--Welcum 2 nigga dongs-->
!Item
!Accessories/Bonus
|-
|
*'''Primary''': Knife
[[Image:GTA4IconsKnife.png|center|100px]]
|
*Carried 4 but only used one. <br> '''Does 10-15 damage.'''
|-
|
*'''Perk''': Ghost Pro
[[Image:ATS_Ghost_Pro.png|center|70px]]
|
*Took forever for police to arrive. <br> '''Invisible to police helicopters.'''
|-
|
*'''Spell''': Nazi
<center>[[File:Swastika_Alpha.png|80px]]</center>
|
*/pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him. <br> '''<s>Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews</s>.'''
|}
</center>


==Graded Score==
==Graded Score==
{{GradedScore|0|1 injured.|1|Couldn’t even finish him off.|5|Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.|1|NO KILLS LOLL|0|Not even this can save him.|7|F- -|Fail Of The Year (FOTY)}}
{{WantedLevel|level=custom|customstars=[[File:Quarter-Star.png|40px]]|custompic=[[File:WantedKaren.jpg|128px]]|customdesc=Karen}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|cg2|center|<gallery>
File:Hugojacksonselfie.jpeg|Whitest Swede
File:Hugojacksonrarephoto.jpg|ARYAN GOD
File:HugojacksonHelloLads.mov|Video of the spic
File:Hugojacksonknifes.jpeg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Hugojacksonwall.jpeg|Totally sane and healthy.
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|border=#000000|color=white}}
==See Also==
*[[Anders Breivik]] - A better example of what wider Scandinavia has to offer.
*[[Anton Lundin Pettersson]] - A better example of what Sweden has to offer.
*[[Autism]] - What he has.
*[[Brenton Tarrant]] - His hero.
*[[Stephan Balliet]] - Another hero of his.
*[[Laaiti Ekenstéen]] - Jew IRL friend of Hugo, injured 2 at his school.
*[[Spics]]
*[[Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage]] - Another good example of Scandinavian power.
*[[Pol/|/pol/]]
== External links ==
*{{wikilink|Eslov_school_stabbing|Wikipedia Article}}
*[https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tdmvaoyupnzbf/Mordf%C3%B6rs%C3%B6k+Skola+Esl%C3%B6v#tdmvaoyupnzbf Police Files]
*[https://www.flashback.org/t3349507 Discussion On A Swedish Forum]
*[https://old.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/p7xypf/i_am_a_friend_of_solvent_the_man_who_committed/ Reddit thread by an alleged friend]
*[https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/t10611-friends-with-a-guy-who-is-a-closer-friend-of-the-eslov-stabber-ama-or-aha Q&A with his friend Philly]
*[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/tf4yvhdr.txt Manifesto - manifest.txt]
*Other files found in the [https://pomf2.lain.la/f/353m9b6b.pdf police document] (Copied and pasted, may be inaccurate)
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/g5wurp9.txt What i want.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/nmrzc25f.txt schema.txt]
**[https://pomf2.lain.la/f/wiv2q1zd.txt manifest(2).txt]
=== Accounts ===
*{{instagram|sephtisx}} - [[Instagram]] account of the [[autism|sperg]].
*{{steam|76561198979199757|Solvent yeye}} - Notice the [[Stephan Balliet|Balliet]] PFP.
{{High Scores}}
{{Brenton Tarrant}}
[[Category:2021]]

Latest revision as of 01:30, 17 November 2024

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

This page is about an attempted an hero.

WARNING:

With Spics,
Do not mix!


   
“ 		 
I’ll go down in history, better than Hitler.
  		„
  		 

—Hugo in a note he wrote before the attack, in the business we call this foreshadowing.

Hugo Jackson
Born May 12, 2006 (18 years old)
Nationality: Mixed Breed Swede      
Highscore Injured 1
Top 50? Not even a chance
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No lol


In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Ahlfors Jackson卐, a 18-year-old autist who decided to try to set a new high score at his school. Being a 5'6 Hindi spic who thought he was white and eligible as a Nazi after taking /pol/ memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to become an hero in the name of le white race, but failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher who he didn’t even have the guts to finish off before failing to commit suicide by cop as intended and got v& for not having a green card while he was playing Don’t Stop Me Now in the background. What an absolute failure.

He livestreamed the “attack” like Brenton Tarrant but never realized that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. He was friends with another retard who also stabbed people at a school, Laaiti Ekenstéen, a schizophrenic who did (slightly) better than him and injured 2 people while blasting Queen on a speaker before getting v&. Laaiti was actually white and radicalized the spic this page is about. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, but there is a niche group on the the web who are obsessed with autists like these for some reason.

After 2.5 years since his sentencing in December 2021, Hugo should have been freed from his mandatory vacation from society. Be sure to welcome him back.

Background

The spic originally was just like all the other millions of immigrants living in Europe until he met a certain Laaiti Ekenstéen on ROBLOX, the two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized Hugo to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. 5 months after Hugo’s spergout, Laaiti attacked his school, probably in hopes to beat Hugo which he succeeded in injuring 2 people.

Plan

Like all retards of his creed, he made a plan on how he would execute his attack. Little does he know, his balls haven’t dropped yet and would pussy out anyway.

Hugo the Artist

If you thought that plan was fucked up, see how even more twisted this little fucker can be. Here's some of the "artwork" that he made in jail while awaiting trial. I'd rather be the guy he stabbed than have to look at this sick shit.


Stabbing

  • Screencap of the stream
    Screencap of the stream
  • 👍🏽👍🏽
    👍🏽👍🏽
  • Map: CS_Eslöv
    Map: CS_Eslöv
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Photo of the P.E. teacher
    Photo of the P.E. teacher
  • PWNED
    PWNED
  • Hugo trying to become an hero
    Hugo trying to become an hero

Around 8:30 a.m. at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only 4 knives and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t a part of the FBI that he would take action. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race . Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try and get them to kill him, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being enrolled at the local Nigger College.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Primary: Knife
  • Carried 4 but only used one.
    Does 10-15 damage.
  • Perk: Ghost Pro
  • Took forever for police to arrive.
    Invisible to police helicopters.
  • Spell: Nazi
  • /pol/ memes and Discord propaganda got to him.
    Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans and Jews.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 1 injured.
Accuracy: 1/20 Couldn’t even finish him off.
Style: 5/20 Went for a school but couldn’t even pull it off like others did.
Butthurt: 1/20 NO KILLS LOLL
Bonus: 0/20 Not even this can save him.
Total Score: 7/100 (F- -)
Fail Of The Year (FOTY)
See full ranking


Wanted Level:

Karen


Gallery

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Totally sane and healthy.
    Totally sane and healthy.

See Also

External links

Accounts


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Hugo Jackson
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