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<center><big>'''{{colortext|orange|Depression Quest Simulator}}'''</big></center><br /><br />
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__NOTOC__<center><big>'''{{colortext|orange|Depression Quest Simulator}}'''</big></center><br /><br />
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +. <br />
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +. <br />
Start by going to [[#1|1]] and click your answer.<br />
Start by going to [[#1|1]] and click your answer.<br />


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You decide to make a game, what do you do?
You jump another career into the gaming industry. You decide to make a game. What do you do?
#[[#2|Meet up with a game "journalist" as get him to boink you]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D2|Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you]]
#[[#5|Learn actual coding]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D5|Learn actual coding]]
#[[#4|Go to Tumblr]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D4|Go to Tumblr]]
#[[#3|Color your hair]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D3|Dye your hair]]
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That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS
That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl. You later died from AIDS. Try again.
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You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step.
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call! What is your next step?
#[[#6|Go to Tumblr]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D6|Go to Tumblr]]
#[[#7|Have sex with your boyfriend]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D7|Have sex with your boyfriend]]
#[[#8|Show your ugly cunt to the world]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D8|Show your ugly cunt to the world]]
#[[#9|Dox people]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D9|Dox people]]
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You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever.  
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. And ever, and ever.  Try again.
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Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord.  
Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.
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Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat.  
Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.
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You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole.  
You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.  
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#[[#10|Hit on a guy at a wedding]]
You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?
#[[#11|Make a decent game]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D13|Hit on a guy at a wedding]]
#[[#12|Color hair again]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D11|Make a decent game]]
#[[#13|Dox people]]  
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D12|Color hair again]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D10|Dox people]]  
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Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever.  
[[Doxxing]] is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.  
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#[[#14|Hit on a guy at a wedding]]
After [[doxxing]] people you ponder your next step.
#[[#15|Make a decent game]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D14|Hit on a guy at a wedding]]
#[[#16|Color hair again]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D15|Make a decent game]]
#[[#17|Dox people]]  
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D16|Color hair again]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D17|Dox people]]  
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Games are for boys.
Games are for boys, fake girl gamer. Try again.
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Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost.
Color it even uglier granny blue? Nope. You lost. Try again.
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Dox who? Nobody even cares about you.
Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.
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You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?
You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?
#[[#15|Finish the game]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D15|Finish the game]]
#[[#16|Put the game on Steam Greenlight]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D16|Put the game on Steam Greenlight]]
#[[#17|Watch some Anita Sarkeesian]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D17|Watch some Anita Sarkeesian]]
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It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost.
It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.
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Correct. Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?
Correct! Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?
#[[#18|Time to spread the legs for game "journalists" to get positive reviews]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D18|Time to spread the legs for game "journalists" to get positive reviews]]
#[[#19|Actually fix the game]]
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#[[#20|Censor people]]
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#[[#21|Eat ice-cream and color hair]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D21|Eat ice-cream and color hair]]
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You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games.
You and [[Anita Sarkeesian|Anita]] fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch about video games in the name of [[Feminazi|feminism]] and [[social justice]]. Try again.
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Your game is now popular. People call you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity
Your game is now popular! You later find out people are calling you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity. Now what?
#[[Depression quest simulator#22|Suck off those people as well]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D22|Suck off those people as well]]
#[[Depression quest simulator#23|Try to ban those people from internets]]
#[[#.5B-.2B.5D23|Try to ban those people from the internets]]
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LOL NO.  
LOL! NO! Try again.  
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Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam.  
Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.  
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That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty.
That was the final nail in the coffin for your butterface. You are unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. Lardbutt.
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They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Start over
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dicks to fund the bus ticket. Try again.
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Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women.
Congratulations!! You've successfully fucked your way to fame! {{RainbowSlant|'''You sure are a strong voice for women.'''}}
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== See also ==
* [[Zoe Quinn]]
* [[Editthis.info/create_your_own_story]]


==See Also==
{{GamerGate}}
*[[Zoe Quinn]]
{{gaming}}

Latest revision as of 20:13, 6 January 2023

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Depression Quest Simulator



Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +.
Start by going to 1 and click your answer.

1

You jump another career into the gaming industry. You decide to make a game. What do you do?

  1. Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
  2. Learn actual coding
  3. Go to Tumblr
  4. Dye your hair



























[-+]2

That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl. You later died from AIDS. Try again.



























[-+]3

You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call! What is your next step?

  1. Go to Tumblr
  2. Have sex with your boyfriend
  3. Show your ugly cunt to the world
  4. Dox people



























[-+]4

You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. And ever, and ever. Try again.



























[-+]5

Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.



























[-+]6

Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.



























[-+]7

You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.



























[-+]8

You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?

  1. Hit on a guy at a wedding
  2. Make a decent game
  3. Color hair again
  4. Dox people



























[-+]9

Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.



























[-+]10



























[-+]11

Games are for boys, fake girl gamer. Try again.



























[-+]12

Color it even uglier granny blue? Nope. You lost. Try again.



























[-+]13

Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.



























[-+]14

You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?

  1. Finish the game
  2. Put the game on Steam Greenlight
  3. Watch some Anita Sarkeesian



























[-+]15

It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.



























[-+]16



























[-+]17

You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch about video games in the name of feminism and social justice. Try again.



























[-+]18

Your game is now popular! You later find out people are calling you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity. Now what?

  1. Suck off those people as well
  2. Try to ban those people from the internets



























[-+]19

LOL! NO! Try again.



























[-+]20

Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.



























[-+]21

That was the final nail in the coffin for your butterface. You are unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. Lardbutt.



























[-+]22

They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dicks to fund the bus ticket. Try again.



























[-+]23

Congratulations!! You've successfully fucked your way to fame!
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.
You sure are a strong voice for women.



























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Congratulations! You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats, you cheater.



























See also

#GamerGate Series

[RagequitPress Start]



GamerGate

Zoe Quinn
 

IGN

Destructoid

Mighty No. 9

Gone Home

Ian Miles Cheong

Phil Fish

m00t sells out

EviLORE

8chan

Wizardchan

Cracked

NeoGAF

Jimbo Wales

Ryulong

Ben Kuchera

Jonathan McIntosh

Randi Harper

Shanley Kane

Leigh Alexander

FemFreq

Sarah Butts

Laurelai

Brianna Wu

Chloe Sagal

Arthur Chu

Milo Yiannopoulos ✡

Peter Coffin

Tim Schafer

Kotaku

Sarkeesian Effect

Vivian James

Gawker

GG Faggots

*Nods Respectfully*

Moviebob

Tom Preston

DQ Sim

Cathedral of Misogyny

Law & Order

Kung Fu Guy


Other People and Sites That Got Involved:


People:
Anti-GG Faggots: Videogame "Journalists" ◈ Videogame Reviewers ◈ Cameron Baker ◈ Joss Whedon ◈ Egoraptor ◈ Chris Chan ◈ Ahuviya Harel/ADF-Fuensalida ◈ m00t ◈ A Man in Black ◈ Nick Denton ◈ Ellen Pao ◈ DarksydePhil ◈ Adam Sessler ◈ Jed Whitaker ◈ Alison Rapp ◈ Nolongersilenced ◈ Tony Sidaway ◈ Alex Wuori ◈ Andrew Hussie ◈ TransFrequency ◈ Wil Wheaton ◈ Asalieri ◈ Jerry Peet ◈ Angry Joe ◈ Maxofs2d ◈ Chris Kluwe ◈ Tauriq Moosa ◈ Todd in the Shadows ◈ Maddox ◈ Faggot Who Started OWS ◈ Sceptre‎ ◈ NorthBySouthBaranof ◈ Ironholds ◈ George R.R Martin ◈ Stephen Colbert ◈ Jim Sterling ◈ ValisHD ◈ Nerdcubed ◈ Joshua Idehen ◈ Vordrak ◈ Rian Johnson◈ Julia Alexander


Pro-GG Faggots: Adam Baldwin ◈ Anne Rice ◈ William Shatner ◈ Hideki Kamiya ◈ Boogie2988 ◈ JonTron ◈ Derek Smart ◈ MrRepzion ◈ Suey Park‎ ◈ Richard Dawkins ◈ Richard Stallman ◈ Filthy Frank ◈ Shoe0nHead ◈ TotalBiscuit ◈ Theamazingatheist ◈ Thunderf00t ◈ Julian Assange ◈ Weev ◈ Icze4r ◈ Roosh V ◈ Gabe and Tycho ◈ TheRalphRetort ◈ ParkourDude91 ◈ The Wannabe Dickriders ◈ JewWario ◈ LordKat ◈ Cowkitty ◈ Craig Brittain ◈ Sir Wulfington ◈ Sargon of Akkad ◈ Lane Davis (Seattle4Truth) ◈ Carly Fiorina ◈ AlisonPrime ◈ Zoe Askalon ◈ DJBPlaythroughs ◈ Mister Metokur ◈ Armored Skeptic ◈ MundaneMatt.


Sites: Reddit ◈ Voat ◈ RationalWiki ◈ SJWiki ◈ 76chan ◈ Twitter ◈ Wikipedia ◈ TGWTG ◈ BoingBoing ◈ VICE ◈ GOG ◈ TheMarySue ◈ Stormfront ◈ ScrewAttack ◈ The Escapist ◈ Buzzfeed ◈ Salon ◈ Patreon ◈ Jezebel ◈ Something Awful ◈ TV Tropes ◈ 4chan ◈ EDF 2: Electric Boogaloo ◈ Encyclopedia Dramatica ◈ We Hunted The Mammoth ◈ Mic ◈ Vox Media ◈ ResetERA.

Others: 2064: Read Only Memories ◈ Facade ◈ Fire Emblem ◈ FleetCOMM ◈ Dead or Alive ◈ Cards Against Humanity ◈ GNAA ◈ Bill Waggoner Crew ◈ MSNBC/CNN/BBC etc ◈ The Guardian ◈ Electronic Arts ◈ Intel ◈ Adobe ◈ Google ◈ Shirtgate ◈ Million Dollar Extreme ◈ Hatred ◈ Postal 2 ◈ Baphomet ◈ Anonymous ◈ Gamers ◈ Everybody else on the internet and their dog.

Minor Related Pages: Censored article about Brianna Wu ◈ Sarah Butts FFshrine chatlogs ◈ List of people defending Butts' pedophilia ◈ The DMCA Butts sent us ◈ Milo Yiannopoulos ✡ The feminist version ◈ Shanley Kane's butthurt rant ◈ The Great Gawker Implosion of 2015 ◈ Skype Con Leak ◈ Ralph's retarded group to monitor people trolling him.



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