- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
The Ultimate Warrior: Difference between revisions
imported>VX Protected "The Ultimate Warrior": Excessive vandalism ([edit=autoconfirmed] (expires 01:30, 29 August 2014 (UTC)) [move=autoconfirmed] (expires 01:30, 29 August 2014 (UTC))) |
imported>MJ2.0 No edit summary |
||
(3 intermediate revisions by one other user not shown) | |||
Line 24: | Line 24: | ||
==The Death of a Warrior== | ==The Death of a Warrior== | ||
It was reported by colleagues that Warrior appeared frail | It was reported by colleagues that Warrior appeared frail while in attendance at the ''WrestleMania XXX'' weekend and that he was "[[Cocaine|sweating profusely and breathing heavily]]" while backstage. Warrior subsequently [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|clutched his chest and collapsed]] outside of a hotel in Arizona. He was taken to hospital and pronounced dead at the age of 54. | ||
== YouTube == | == YouTube == | ||
Line 51: | Line 51: | ||
*[[Chris Benoit]] | *[[Chris Benoit]] | ||
*[[Hulk Hogan]] | *[[Hulk Hogan]] | ||
*[[Chyna]] | |||
*[[Randy Savage]] | *[[Randy Savage]] | ||
*[[Steroids]] | *[[Steroids]] | ||
Line 65: | Line 66: | ||
{{Sports}} | {{Sports}} | ||
{{Wrestling}} | |||
{{Crapstub}} | {{Crapstub}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article August 22nd & 23rd, [[2014]]|[[Zoe Quinn]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[MysteriousMrEnter]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article August 22nd & 23rd, [[2014]]|[[Zoe Quinn]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[MysteriousMrEnter]]}} |
Latest revision as of 12:15, 30 August 2018
The Ultimate Warrior, aka James Brian Hellwig, was a batshit insane professional maniac who died in 2014, two days after an appearance at Wrestlemania XXX and his induction into the WWF Hall of Fame. The antics of his career as a legendary IRL troll within the sport are well documented but as this isn't Wikipedia, fuck you. In later life after burning pretty much every last bridge back to the big time he legally changed his name to Warrior and embarked upon a career of steroids, coke & USI fuelled IRL motivational speaking and ULTIMATE OTI faggotry; the One Warrior Nation and blog Warrior's Machete both being veritable goldmines for the prospective lulz connoisseur.
— Warrior on being 'Warrior' |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Warrior Facts
- Warrior loved America.
- Warrior loved Freedom.
- Warrior loved typing walls of text as a Free American.
- Warriors paintings were and remain over-priced.
- Warrior didn't hate fags, he just thought they were all pathetic weaklings.
- Warrior raped Santa Claus
The Death of a Warrior
It was reported by colleagues that Warrior appeared frail while in attendance at the WrestleMania XXX weekend and that he was "sweating profusely and breathing heavily" while backstage. Warrior subsequently clutched his chest and collapsed outside of a hotel in Arizona. He was taken to hospital and pronounced dead at the age of 54.
YouTube
- Ultimate Warrior's Confession
Previous Video | Next Video
Gallery
See also
Warrior Links
- O.W.N. - One Warrior Nation
- Warrior's Machete
- The Ultimate Warrior on T.O.W.
- Oppose Homophobic & Racist "Ultimate Warrior" at DePaul April 4th - GayLiberation.net
- Top Six Suspects in The Death of The Ultimate Warrior - TheOuthousers.com
OfficialUltimateWarrior
mrultimatewarrior
The Ultimate Warrior is part of a series on the ED Special Olympics |
Sports
Baseball • Basketball • Buttrape • Cricket • Professional Wrestling • Soccer • Handegg • Hockey • Ghost Riding • Tennis • Vuvuzela • MMA Not Sports
Bulletball • Madden • Paul • Polandball • Sex • /sp/ • Starcraft • Super Smash Bros • Video Games • Golf • Hema Competitions
Olympics • Special Olympics • London 2012 • Olympic Flame • LOLympics • 2010 World Cup Topics
Sport • Team Uruguay • New York Yankees • Red Sox Nation • Chicago Cubs • /sp/ Athletes
Air Bud • Allison Stokke • Barry Bonds • Billy Martin • Brandon Phillips • Brett Favre • Bruce Jenner • Cindy Crosby • Diego Maradona • Gary Lineker • George Steinbrenner • Jim Bunning • John Terry • Klitschko brothers • Lawrence Taylor • Michael Phelps • Mike Tyson • Nodar Kumaritashvili • Rax Grissman • Robert Green • Ron Mexico • Shawn Johnson • Thurman Thomas • Ty Cobb • Zinedine Zidane • |
---|
The Ultimate Warrior |
Andre the Giant • Andy Kaufman • Brian Adams • The Casey • Chris Benoit • Chyna • CodebreakerDX • Doomer3868 • EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN • Boobquake#Feminist Mud Wrestling • Hulk Hogan • Jeff Hardy • John Cena • MMA • Mr. T • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Oddities#List of reportedly haunted locations • Professional Wrestling • Randy Savage • Sgt. Slaughter • Steroids • Tag Team • The Ultimate Warrior • Underground Forum • Undertakerfreak1127 • WrestleCrap • WWEDX2007 |
---|
Featured article August 22nd & 23rd, 2014 | ||
Preceded by Zoe Quinn |
The Ultimate Warrior | Succeeded by MysteriousMrEnter |