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The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | |||
'''''The nonprofit Wikimedia Foundation provides the essential infrastructure for free knowledge they invent. WMF hosts Wikipedia, the censored, messed up online "free encyclopedia". It is created, edited and verified by wikipsycho volunteers around the world, as well as many other vital community BS Projects. All of which is made possible thanks to donations from individuals they screw. They welcome anyone who shares their [[wikipedo]] visions to join them in collecting and sharing knowledge that fully represents wikiscum<ref> senior administrator encyclopetey confirmed: en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=9196051&oldid=5153613!</ref> diversity but zero human dignity<ref>https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2595420&diff=prev&oldid=2196966846 https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history</ref>. THE WIKIMOTTO: FUCK YOU, THANX & COME AGAIN!!! WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, BITCH! | |||
The '''Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.''' ('''WMF = Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure<ref>https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,</ref>''') is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, [[Nazi]] sauerkraut factory located in [[San Francisco]], [[California]], at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global [[terrorist]] [[conspiracy]] rivaling Islamic State, [[Al-Qaeda]], [[Scientology]], and the [[Furluminati]]. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of [[Florida]] for the purpose of [[tax]] fraud and [[Centipede filled vagina|vaginal grip-strength testing]]. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. | |||
According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]]. | According to the [[Internet Watch Foundation]], the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across [[Web 2.0]]. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his [[Wikipedia Admin Gallery|fanatical followers]] as "[[Jimbo]]," or "[[Jewbo]]" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "[[The child in Africa|child in Africa]]." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly [[Russian]] hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and [[your mom]] lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in [[penises]]. | ||
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==Fundraising== | ==Fundraising== | ||
[[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb| | [[File:Sue and WMF staffers drink champagne with dollar bills.jpg|thumb|The usual day at the WMFOffice/wikioffice... getting wikidrunk and celebrating stolen money from fooled donors<ref>https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/annualreport/2022-annual-report/donors/</ref>...]] | ||
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen. | The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed <s>$42 million</s> <s>$55 million</s> '''$75 million''' in donations[https://donate.wikimedia.org/wiki/Ways_to_Give] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going'''{{wikilink|Wikipedia:Contact_us/Donors|}}''' and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the [[gendergap]]. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:Kalliope_%28WMF%29 Kalliope Tsouroupidou]. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![https://www.dailydot.com/irl/wikipedia-gender-gap-discussion/] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen. | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
[[wikimania]] | |||
*[[Angela Beesley]] | *[[Angela Beesley]] | ||
*[[Tentacle rape]] | *[[Tentacle rape]] | ||
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*[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate] | *[https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/jobs/ They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate] | ||
* [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!] | * [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Stewards#List_of_current_stewards List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!] | ||
[https://www.theregister.com/2007/03/06/wikipedia_crisis/ WIKIMEDIA FOUNDATION MISINFORMATION WHERE BLIND LEAD THE BLIND NO MATTER HOW WRONG THEY ARE ADMIT THEY ARE BOGUS!!!] | |||
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Wikimedia Foundation
مؤسسة ويكيميديا | |
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Operational | 2003-present |
Address | 149 New Montgomery Street San Francisco, CA 94105 |
Led by | Chief Turd Jimbo Wales, Special Needs Kammendatessa Lila Tretikov (lol [1]), Master of Bratwurst Shits Erik Möller (lol canned) |
Active region(s) | Internet
Global |
Ideology | Open source, The Internet is serious business |
Status | Fraudulent charity |
Website | wikimediafoundation.org |
The nonprofit Wikimedia Foundation provides the essential infrastructure for free knowledge they invent. WMF hosts Wikipedia, the censored, messed up online "free encyclopedia". It is created, edited and verified by wikipsycho volunteers around the world, as well as many other vital community BS Projects. All of which is made possible thanks to donations from individuals they screw. They welcome anyone who shares their wikipedo visions to join them in collecting and sharing knowledge that fully represents wikiscum[1] diversity but zero human dignity[2]. THE WIKIMOTTO: FUCK YOU, THANX & COME AGAIN!!! WE JUST WANT YOUR MONEY, BITCH!
The Wikimedia Foundation, Inc. (WMF = Wikimedia Foundation Misinformation Disinformation... 21st century greatest "intelligence" failure[3]) is an alleged charity, neo Nazi, Nazi sauerkraut factory located in San Francisco, California, at the corner of Turd and Taylor. But it is in fact a criminal front organization for a global terrorist conspiracy rivaling Islamic State, Al-Qaeda, Scientology, and the Furluminati. Although it is physically located in California, it is chartered under the laws of Florida for the purpose of tax fraud and vaginal grip-strength testing. The Wikimedia Foundation is the tax-exempt cover agency for Wikipedia. The Wikimedia Foundation thinks they are the center of worldwide knowledge on the internet, which we all know is untrue because that position has been filled by Encyclopedia Dramatica.
According to the Internet Watch Foundation, the WMF has waged a campaign of terror across Web 2.0. Its leader, the outlaw war-pussy Jimmy Wales, known to his fanatical followers as "Jimbo," or "Jewbo" have defrauded gullible donors for billions of dollars under the guise of helping a mysterious and likely fake "child in Africa." They never stop begging for money. To cover up their illegal activities Wikimedia now has a special post office box in Washington DC to collect money from perverted Wikipedos. Other purposes for the WMF include sausage manufacturing and insertion, plus the smuggling of fat ugly Russian hookers into the Tenderloin. Many slorgs are kept in vats of puke in the basement, and your mom lives in the penthouse with a baby elephant covered in penises.
Overview
As shown below, WMF is the mother of everything related to Jimbo Wales' cash cows and diaper laundromats spawning a number of greasy lard-ass tentacles, such as:
- Wikimedia Commons: created by micro-Hitler Erik Möller in 2004, where wikipedos keep all the multimedia files they have stolen from the internets throughout the years, which they call "free content" material. Not to mention thousands of photos of their own tiny little genitals.
- Wiktionary: betcha didn't know they had a dictionary. Neither do they.
- Wikiquote: full of material stolen directly from Bartlett's and other websites. Loves Douglas Adams.
- Wikiversity: Jimbo's attempt to infest academia, dying since 2011.
- Wikinews: just like Faux News but dumber and screamier, completely incompetent management, and dying since 2011. It's main editor, uhhh... I mean, it's only contributor is a loser with no life PI Zero.
- Wikibooks: allegedly a collection of free textbooks, available under the GFDL license. Wikibooks includes Wikijunior and piles of utter trivial shit material no one in their right mind would put on paper. Also dying since 2011.
- Uncyclopedia: the magnum opus of boredom, stupidity and everything unfunny. People will claim that Uncyclopedia, the most tedious "comedy site" in history, has no connection to Wikipedia. That would be wrong: Uncyclopedia is hosted by Jimbo's company Wikia and is infested with Wikipedians.
- Simple Wikipedia: a special place for special ESL morons.
- And other shit. Including Wikipedias in 288 languages, most of which are basically "dead" projects. It costs almost nothing to host these minor projects, because English Wikipedia (and Commons, as the image repository) gets the greatest share of traffic. Everything else the WMF does is an afterthought, usually created to make them look "more important" and more "charity-ish".
Diagram
Fundraising
The Wikimedia Foundation has amassed $42 million $55 million $75 million in donations[2] from pimply nerds who believe their donations go towards keeping the servers going [3] and regular maintenance stuff. But the fact is, these donations are wasted on horribly mismanaged software development initiatives and outreach work, much of it designed to close the gendergap. Apparently, someone counted how many chicks there are in the Wikipedia community, despite the fact that the Wikipedia community is obsessed with gender anonymity and riddled with trannies and intersex people like Wikimedia's pothead Kalliope Tsouroupidou. The result of this totally accurate scientific study was that the Wikipedia community is full of sexually disoriented men![4] Because women can not wrap their delicate little womanheads around wiki-markup, Wikipedia has condescendingly awarded them the gift of the VisualEditurd... their punishment for not being in the kitchen.
Why do people keep on giving, even though the Wikimedia Foundation has too much money already? Simple, really. Participants in this scam claim that the Wikimedia Foundation is poor.
—The BBC, who are easily fooled |
— Jorm, lying through his teeth about why the Wikipedia app for iOS devices is so bad |
Thank goodness these donors are getting their money's worth:
FAQ on WMF
- What is the mission of the Foundation ?
The mission of the WMF is to empower Jimbo Wales and his henchmen (particularly the Wikipedia Jews and oddly the Mormons), by collecting carefully chosen information under a free content license, and to disseminate it globally, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
- Is WMF a charity?
Sorta. In the same way that the Church of Scientology could be considered a charity.
- Which projects do they support?
- Jimbo Wales' washing machine [5].
- Role-playing games
- General racketeering
- Shitty broken extensions like MoodBar, VisualEditor and Flow
- Where does the money come from?
Through donations of retarded philanthropists, who have no clue that Jimbo spends their money on whores and Mad Dog 20/20. [6] Oh, and also from, er, "private benefactors". [7] Some of whom are allowed to edit their own Wikipedia articles, because Jimbo wuv them.
- Does WMF have audited financial statements?
Yes. Their auditor is KPMG. KPMG is the premier accounting firm when it comes to creating tax shelters and inventing the newest tax evasion schemes. They are currently facing thousands of lawsuits from investors, bankrupt corporations and state and local governments, not to mention huge bills for meth and Ecstasy. Plus, Wikipedia being as corrupt as it is, KPMG is allowed to edit their own Wikipedia article. Badly. [8]
- Does WMF files a tax return?
Yes. KPMG prepares it. You can access their tax return for free at guidestar.org - just register and a minute later you will have a template to create a non-profit scam. To create a bank holding company and apply for TARP funding - visit fdic.gov - detailed instructions provided. If you are too lazy to register and see Wikimedia foundation's tax return - here is a summary of the most important details, processed for extra lulz and accuracy:
- Revenue:
$6,500,000 (donations and the like)$42 million in 2012 and $55 mill in 2014
- Expenses: $~2,500,000 (actual hosting costs)
- Scam fees: $1,500,000 (auditors fee to keep the scam going)
- Profit for
ownersembezzlers and parasites: $FUCKTON
- Lila's salary: $ 280,000
- Möller's butt plugs $ 180,000
- Wikipedia's Admins: $ 0
- You: $ 0
- Jimbo's salary: $ Jimbo is paid in Russian hookers and glow-in-the-dark broken condoms
Some of the butt-faces and former butt-faces at the Wikimedia Foundation
What you might notice about all the following faces is that they are almost all white. What you might not know is that each of these white faces has been replaced with H1B visa holders of varying shades of brown. The toppest positions are still held by whitey, but the Foundation has followed in the footsteps of many in the Silicon Valley and dumped these struggling honkeys.
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Jimmy Wales, Con Man, Sole Founder of TOW.
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Philippe Beaudette, resigned for unstated health reasons
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Mako when he was still sexy
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New Chairman Grorious Hi Supreme Reader Ting Chen (lol quit)
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Stu West, underpants gnome, installed by Marc Andreessen as his spy. Quit in 2015 becuz lulz.
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Samuel Klein, whore wrangler
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Jan-Bart de Vreede, batshit insane, runs hosting company in Netherlands that WMF uses
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Arne Klempert (LOL TOSSED)
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Matt Halprin, spy sent by Pierre Omidyar (Lol gone 2013)
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Bishakha Datta, token Indian
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Phoebe Ayers, BA in Engrish literature, a librarian who wants to destroy libraries and replace them with Wikipedia
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Florence Nibart-Devouard, deposed chair LOL FIRED
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Joady Lohr, the idiot responsible for hiring these people
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Steven, "product manager" LOL FIRED
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Jorm would like your donations plz (LOL HISTORY)
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On second thought, Jorm proposes a vastly superior use of your money. LOL FIRED
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Ironholds, disgraced former Wikipedia sysop, now employed by the WMF (LOL quit in disgust 2016}
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These tattoos might as well say 'I will never meet a woman'
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WMF waves to that African kid Jimbo won't shut up about
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The child in Africa is all grown up and has an unpaid position at the Foundation
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Donkey-dicked Deskana, aka Dan Garry, Master of Pokemons
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Wikipedia tattoos are always an excellent life decision
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Ryan Corbett Smith, aka Kaldari and Ryan Kaldari. The latest in a series of Foundation employees to be desysopped in disgrace. It was discovered he operates
a site dedicated to mocking dead children(site gutted after his faggotry was exposed) after he accused a contributor of making fun of the suicide of a Wikipedian. 1 2 3 -
Sarah Stierch, whose salary from the Foundation was so low that she had to take a paid editing gig, which embarrassed the Jimbo, so she was fired. It turns out that Stierch was making much less than the male employees of the Foundation. LOL FIRED
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Brett Gibbs, aka Pine. BFF with missing-dong collector Dcoetzee, left 2015; after only 3 months in his "job"
See also
External Links
- Jewbo rapes Rachel Marsden hard core style, than he dumps her live on wiki-pedo-ia, then in return she sells his shit he left at her place on shitty ebay!!!
- Wikipedoians surely love to talk to themsleves 24/7.... especially psycho stalker felon antandrus (david, homeless bum from santa monica area, CA) and his retarded bastard son XXBlackburnXx -Approved by Jewbo Wales's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice!!!
- Wikimedia
- WMF goes to Africa
- They're hiring! Now it's your chance to infiltrate
- List of Wasted wikishemales forever pathetic stewards lives!!!
Wikimedia Foundation is part of a series on Visit the Wikipedia Portal for complete coverage. |
- ↑ senior administrator encyclopetey confirmed: en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Antandrus&diff=9196051&oldid=5153613!
- ↑ https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q2595420&diff=prev&oldid=2196966846 https://www.wikidata.org/w/index.php?title=Q9358758&action=history
- ↑ https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Homosexuality&diff=prev&oldid=3070401,
- ↑ https://wikimediafoundation.org/about/annualreport/2022-annual-report/donors/