User talk:Hipcrime/Archive 4

• JUNE 26, 2010 THROUGH OCTOBER 28, 2010 partial. Archive 0. Dot COM
• APRIL 20, 2011 THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2011 Archive 1
• JANUARY 1, 2012 THROUGH MARCH 27, 2012 Archive 2
• MARCH 27, 2012 THROUGH JUNE 19, 2012 Archive 3
• JUNE 20, 2012 THROUGH NOVEMBER 24, 2012 Archive 4
• NOVEMBER 24, 2012 THROUGH FEBRUARY 8, 2013 Archive 5
• FEBRUARY 8, 2013 THROUGH MAY 1, 2013 Archive 6
• MAY 1, 2013 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 Archive 7
• SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 THROUGH MARCH 1, 2014 Archive 8
• MARCH 1, 2014 THROUGH JANUARY 31, 2015 Archive 9
• JANUARY 31, 2015 THROUGH NOVEMBER 5, 2015 Archive 10
• NOVEMBER 5, 2015 THROUGH NOVEMBER 21, 2016 Archive 11

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• November 21, 2016 through May 26, 2017 remnant of Archive 12, labeled "NOVEMBER 21, 2016 THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2018" (.RS)
• January 1, 2019 through June 26, 2019 ^[1] rich text paste of what would've been Archive 13. from Wayback. (.RS)
• February 22, 2020 through September 5, 2020 partial. Imported to .WIKI from .RS

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• February 7, 2021 through December 31, 2023

so i herd u liek hypocrisy

I was browsing Needed/Proposed the other day, and the one suggestion that piqued my curiosity was your idea for an article on the concept of hypocrisy. Ok, so it's 2 months old, but I think it's a worthwhile goal. At present, Hypocrisy is a redirect to Hypocrite, the wikipedo. I must admit that it would be a refreshing change from the standard fare of attack/people articles. Do you have any input or suggestions? Along with the obligatory diatribe regarding hypocrisy, I thought I would style it as being written by a massive hypocrite in denial. ^{you buying?} 15:11, 22 June 2012 (EDT)

Could you take a quick looksee at the article fragment in my userspace? It's an abstract subject, and I could use some feedback on the direction that I'm taking. ^{you buying?} 18:45, 25 June 2012 (EDT)

The article may or may not be ready. pls2b checking it nao ^{you buying?} 17:19, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

Praise from Caesar. Thank you, good sir. ^{you buying?} 22:15, 26 June 2012 (EDT)

Slut

Meepsheep said it was okay if I merged Slut and Whore. I'm done and all that's needed is for someone to redirect Slut to Whore. I'd do it myself but Zaiger told me that only mods can do that and I haven't heard anything from Meepsheep. May you? -Gray 08:00, 23 June 2012 (EDT)

Both articles are in Whore now. Slut is the useless article. -Gray 10:27, 24 June 2012 (EDT)

i'm gay lol

Maybe net Monday. Get this: the ass hat supposed to come fix the internets called 2 minutes to closing time Friday saying he stopped by and tried to call to get the gate code but couldn't get ahold of us A: neither of the contact numbers they have had anything on caller id (I had verified both numbers over the phone previously) B: we have more than 20 dogs.if you show up in or drive way they let us know. oh ya, and I was outside all day. Nobody stopped by.I'd better get free internet up grade after that shit. Do me afavor and tell irc /ban *!*recon*@*.* and tell oblique that CSS lookee nice on Android :) Mike the Great (talk) 05:37, 24 June 2012 (EDT) 01:37, 24 June 2012 (EDT)

mfw poop

♥♥♥ 22:42, 30 June 2012 (EDT)

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remember hipcrime? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:11, 3 July 2012 (EDT)

Jonah

I emailed the video, if that doesn't work lemme know. The little shit actually had a handful of my youtube channels closed because of mirroring that video, so anything that puts it back where people will see it is great news. --MeetTheMedic 13:48, 5 July 2012 (EDT)

Happy day!--MeetTheMedic 18:58, 8 July 2012 (EDT)

Frame formatting help...

How can I make a box like this appear on the right...

DICK FUCK SHIT CUNT

I've tried a <right> tag and inserting the word into the code {{frame|RIGHT|[[File:Name.jpg|BlahBlahBlah|border=black|background=white}} with no joy.

- Mr Jonzz 11:23, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

• Excellent; cheers for that. - Mr Jonzz 15:47, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

Shredder

Wikipedia:File:TMNT1987 Shredder.png that is him.

Wikipedia:File:Splinter thinking.JPG is Splinter. ^Ty_c 04:07, 8 July 2012 (EDT)

Featured Article rotation...

Hallo, I just attempted to change the Portal:Gaming featured article... the text/image appeared however the 'Title' & link still showed the previous entry. I had a look in the main page's code but couldn't find the Bridget article link; what am I missing? P.S; what's happening with those R34's on the Wario page, you scrubbed but then reploxed. Thanks - Mr Jonzz 06:47, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

• RE: The Wario R34 - I just found this in the article: "A goth loli (technically not a loli since she's fifteen, still looks like a loli though)" - 15 would be a minor. - Mr Jonzz 07:15, 9 July 2012 (EDT)

What do you think of Zaiger deleting all of ED's child pornography?

There's a lot of tension between Zaiger and T, and perhaps there should be a third opinion on the issue. -Gray 05:29, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

I personally couldn't care if Zaiger flushes all of ED's pedo fap-material but I disagree with him deleting the disgusting shockimage-like CP. (On the TJC, he said "This isn't about censorship, it's about cleaning up the unnecessary gigabytes of drawn child porn that are added for no other reason than shock, advertising or some irreverence.") That would be like deleting the gif on top of the Mr. Hands article. Yes it's fucked up, but that's what it's supposed to be. -Gray 05:29, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

Gray is onto something here. ED isn't purely a shock site but obviously a lot of stuff is meant to shock. Even advertising is unavoidable: can we not have an article on Microsoft lest someone buy a computer with Windows on it? "Irreverence" is a wiggle word meant to apply to anything. It's obviously about censorship. As for pedo-fap material, I can honestly tell you I haven't fapped to anything on here, even though some of it is attractive or erotic. The thing is: a lot of people fap to shocking stuff (even that horse sex thing) so there's always going to be overlap between stuff that makes people vomit, stuff that makes people weep in terror, and stuff that gets people wet. I think these could be dealt with on a case by case basis.

Your deleting useful redirect's just damn immature, sorry I didn't fap my dumb balls for you on cam last night, but I do that out of love and this is no way to earn it. As for the OhI bomb: you two and anyone else who goes along with it deserves it. If this were done on a case by case basis of 'this page doesn't need this, that's be one thing, but the fact that a crusade had to be organized is pure shit. May as well shut this down, rehost your censored stuff as "BlowInternet" and let someone else have a go at faithfully hosting content without instating CrimeThink. ^Ty_c 03:25, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

your creation of useless redirects is immature. as for the pedofap shit: i am really not involved. i suggest you bitch about it on TJC, a useful, EXISTING, redirect to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. -hipcrime 03:30, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

All of the redirects that I create are of red links that I find on articles. -Gray 05:17, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

i wasn't directing that at you. :) -hipcrime 09:45, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

Just because...

Stay sexy! <3 - Mr Jonzz 05:39, 10 July 2012 (EDT)

:D -hipcrime 09:46, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

CATS

Think you could rename CATS and redirect CATS to cat then? -Gray 14:33, 11 July 2012 (EDT)

I don't like the CATS article and I don't want to make it more popular with a hatnote, so no. -Gray 18:45, 11 July 2012 (EDT)

Turn Cats to a redirect to Cat. -Gray 02:13, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

Sex portal

It hasn't been updated in a while. Think you could make some changes? I'd do it myself but I don't know how half of that shit works. Some of my suggestions include:

• Change the POTN to one from the forth gallery in the Rule 34 article as the gRAPE one is really stupid
• Change the AOTN to Rule 34, Rule 63, or Whore
• Take out Caretaker:Esther Nguyen from top as she is MIA

By the way, thanks for helping me out with the Cat article. -Gray 02:55, 12 July 2012 (EDT)

Nevermind, I'll do it myself. -Gray 05:18, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

all portals are unprotected for this very reason. :) -hipcrime 09:48, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

You

Don't think that your oppression will go unnoticed for long. There are those of us willing to fight it. We will prevail. Your tyranny's days are numbered. Mike the Great (talk) 06:47, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

My list fantasy diagram

General pros and cons
Pros	cons
bulleted lists are sexy	everybody uses bulleted lists
bullets fit snugly in anus	high risk of AIDS/GRIDS
can be used as a weapon	niggers use them as weapons

Mike the Great (talk) 22:41, 14 July 2012 (EDT)

Hello

I miss you, come to IRC.   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:44, 16 July 2012 (EDT)

Yo, Hipster...

Quick question from a (rather) new user.

Excuse me for my retarded-ness, but there's just this little thing I'm curious about. Am I able to format my signature with an icon and if so, how can I do that? Or is formatting sigs with icons only an admin's privilege? Thanks.

-- Suki 07:52, 18 July 2012 (EDT)

Hey...

Thank you, sweetness!!!!

Suki 08:20, 18 July 2012 (EDT)

well

it's not really convincing if your ED Gov template entry is "Mike's bitch" but okay we'll go with hetero. Mike the Great (talk) 18:57, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

whut are you ded Mike the Great (talk) 19:55, 22 July 2012 (EDT)

:D

hi friend. ED:VOTN is running low. thanks Dancingsandwich 15:27, 23 July 2012 (EDT)

Merge requests

May I merge Stabbington into Professor Edward Stabbington; and Jedi Church into Jedi? -Gray 01:39, 28 July 2012 (EDT)

Done. All that's needed now is for you to turn Stabbington and Jedi Church into redirects. -Gray 21:48, 28 July 2012 (EDT)

Redirect request

T turned vagina into a disambiguation for vagoo and The Vagina Monologues (his article). I say it's pretty obvious that most people who search for "vagina" mean the fucking body-part. May you redirect it to vagoo? -Gray 04:31, 31 July 2012 (EDT)

I already put a link to The Vagina Monologues on vagoo because his article is not half bad. -Gray 04:31, 31 July 2012 (EDT)

Re:Furluminati

If the furluminati are indeed a group worthy of drama and lulz, then their page needs to reflect it by talking more about the sad people trying to cover up the obvious truth instead of being just a silly self-parody that says lame things like "the Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next."

Talking about the edit warriors (linked names) as examples and focusing mostly on their tenancy to cover things up, examples of them doing massive covers, and leaving the links for their main page for further information would be a good idea. It should also focus more on how sad these people really are instead of glorifying them like it's some sort of actual conspiracy. Having pictures that aren't so random and actually related to the people and events in the text would help a ton as well.

If the page is to become lulzy and really worthy of not being in namespace, it needs a massive overhaul from someone who actually cares and wants to save it from being Uncylcopedia bleedover. As it stands right now, it's pretty unfunny and sticks out like a sore thumb. --- 3tails 19:21, 6 August 2012 (EDT)

ThnX

MY NIGGA... Hey, Hipcrime/Archive 4, I saw what you did flushing that POS article. Keep up the good work faggot!

- Mr Jonzz 21:38, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

RE: my QOTN

You the man, hip. In fairness, I wasn't criticizing so much as idly bitching, especially with regard to the current userbase. New ED is best ED; we have higher standards than before, I think. When I began lurking some years ago, I never imagined that such a seemingly hostile place could harbor great and exalted pretty cool guys such as yourself. I think a firm :brofist: is in order. VX BREATHE DEEP 00:50, 10 August 2012 (EDT)

IRC crowd

Yeah that crowd's a little messed, back after ArbCom shut me down on Wikipedia, and when I got the global lock, I tried appealing on IRC and was told a ban-on-sight was issued for me and that they were going to try and get me banned from all of Freenode or something, all for daring to actually discuss the key factors (like never having broken a rule) with people besides the Arbcom'd who'd shush it up. ^Ty_c 22:14, 12 August 2012 (EDT)

RE:Good Job

Glad you lol'd at the Rockosocko article. Combined effort between User:IvoRobotnik and myself.

--User:SWfan 4:32, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Merge request

Kill it with fire into KILL IT WITH FIRE. -Gray 01:30, 16 August 2012 (EDT)

FEEDBACK REQUIRED, DAMNIT

Kaoru Yuuka has been labeled by some as a shitty attack article. While it is pretty bad, I don't think I'd go quite that far. I guess what I'm asking is either flush it or grant me leave to vainly try to fix it. If it needs to go, so do these redirects. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:35, 25 August 2012 (EDT)

Main Page/BNA

I don't know if you're the right guy to ask about this, but, seeing as you're omniscient and all, I thought I'd give it a shot. Do I need to kiss ass to alter the above template, or should I just switch out articles when they are neither bad nor new? I'd have done it already, but anything touching the main page is sacrosanct. I much prefer to fix what's broken than add my own broken shit to the pile. As an aside, it seems like Mike's heedless vandalism of your userpage is keeping n00bs out of your talk. Gg, trap boy. VX BREATHE DEEP 14:55, 28 August 2012 (EDT)

Merge request

May I merge Fat Furries into Fat furry? -Gray 18:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Free speech, Freedom of speech, and First Amendment

Why are they three separate articles? -Gray 00:56, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Done. -Gray 03:40, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Redirect Free speech and First Amendment into Freedom of speech. -Gray 03:45, 4 September 2012 (EDT)

Some cats like to Cosplay...

DEAL WITH IT! - Mr Jonzz 22:51, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

Ain't he a cutie-pie. :D - Mr Jonzz 22:57, 5 September 2012 (EDT)

email

incomin.

A sammich for you

SheepBot^Talk 20:29, 12 September 2012 (EDT)

Work story

>be yesterday, be at work
>nothing going on, better check ED
>oh look hipcrime is editing
>check hipcrime's page
>dicks everywhere
>LOL
>boss coming
>try to close out screen
>dialogue box prevents me from doing so
>boss still coming
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>task manager
>close all programs
>computer is a barren landscape and requires a restart
>MFW it turns out boss was never coming

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 08:50, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

• Isn't it though? I would have LOL'd if you got me fired. <3 TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:25, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
• Yeah he's actually v cool. Pays well, understands the intarweb. If we're still on for October I think I'm gonna get us matching ED shirts. Do you like "ringers" ? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:57, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Do you work in a dildo factory?   Andrés    talk    contribs   16:03, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

• I build websites for schools and children. LOL. Hipcrime, a "ringer" T is a shirt where the collar and sleeves are stylized like so. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 20:24, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

>schools and children

beware.   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:25, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Careful when you use meme arrows. Mike might bitch at you for not using the template. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 20:26, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

• I'm using 'em, fag.   Andrés    talk    contribs   20:28, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

• • • Hipcrime actually made me make the templates. Mike the Great (talk) 20:32, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

this is for you

Warning!		This contributor is a drug fiend you can help by not pissing this person off when he's on a bender...or when they're in withdrawal...in short, NEVAR piss this person off!

  Andrés    talk    contribs   23:03, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

• Watch the fuck out for hipcrime. He'll poison you with crack, rape your corpse, then smoke your dead shit. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:07, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

drunkchats

possibly the most drunkchat evar. i can barely type it out. this took 2 and a half minutes to write. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 06:57, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

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nice drunkchats. how come the last 3 fucking messages on my talkpage are incorrectly formatted? i know you're fucked up but is snape just retarded? TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 12:56, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

• Mike is a faggot. He was showing me some templates and didn't close his nowiki tag.... all the new messages on my talkpage were fucked up because of it. Sorry for thinking you were a saboteur. My head is still foggy. For some reason when I fixed the tag and hit save, all the signatures below it were converted to my signature. lolololol TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:02, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

lol

  Andrés    talk    contribs   21:29, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

-hipcrime 22:06, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

today was a good day

Fucked around and got a triple double. lol TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 22:01, 20 September 2012 (EDT)

plz set AOTN

I'm at work and idk when it updates. Either 6 pm or 9 pm our time? If there's no new good articles try an old meme-favorite like Belair for example. you can use this pic for AOTN. Or whatever you feel like. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 13:00, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

is there no AOTN scheduled? I can put something up I guess. --zaiger (talk) 13:07, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

I don't think Adventure Time has been AOTN yet. --zaiger (talk) 13:08, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

whoops nevermond snape put up some boring old bullshit rather than the new hotness. --zaiger (talk) 13:10, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

I'll schedule Adventure Time after it. :3   Andrés    talk    contribs   13:12, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Done.   Andrés    talk    contribs   13:23, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

Remember

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

• Main Page/GNA and Main Page/BNA should be updated.

• Plz check ED:PM and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- Dumbledore ^(talk) 18:12, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

Remember

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

• Main Page/GNA and Main Page/BNA should be updated.

• Plz check ED:PM and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- Dumbledore ^(talk) 19:42, 22 September 2012 (EDT)

hi

:3   Andrés    talk    contribs   14:47, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

yes hello

thinking you fixing my derp <3

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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~Oblique 18:25, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

A sammich for you

SheepBot^Talk 19:57, 23 September 2012 (EDT)

Lyor

Payback's a bitch - check the edit summary. ODB gets the last word <3 - Alliecat 01:12, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

Cock dockan!

Always gotta keep an eye on your favorite articles. Mike the Great (talk) 12:24, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

Lyor no more

I saw this on Wikipedia moments ago. YAY AOTN TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 18:55, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

• I guess I wasn't around at the time? IDK What's going on, I'm not good at computar. I'll look this evening. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 19:01, 25 September 2012 (EDT)

ohai

Shirts came in bro. They are REALLY good. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 15:54, 26 September 2012 (EDT)

• Hey can you merge the Carlos Ramero with the Carlos Romero, to my utter shame I put an a where there should have been an o. --GSTalbert 12:42, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

• I'm trying to look at your userpage but the dicks get in the way. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º ₡ º ✉ 23:30, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

• You fucking asshole faggot Tyler. Fuck you and your fucking fucktard faggoty fuckary. I checked and there were no cocks, you got my out and proud cock-sucking hopes up for nothing. Crawl back under the bridge that spergged you out, troll. BTW, I'm GST, nice to meet you Tyler.--GSTalbert 14:25, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
• Hi. BTW, I meant on Hipcrime's page - for the longest time it was a wall of cock. You can view the wall of cock by comparing his current page with previous versions. Nice to meet you. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 14:44, 12 October 2012 (EDT)

Remember

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

• Main Page/GNA and Main Page/BNA should be updated.

• Plz check ED:PM and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- Dumbledore ^(talk) 15:18, 30 September 2012 (EDT)

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Bane 06:19, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

Johnny Lewis is more OTN, there's got to be some good 'tourism' out there plus a 'Smiles' article has been proposed and it ties in with that. - Mr Jonzz 16:52, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

Cool, he only has an article because I read a cat was found dead at the scene, the hatred rose within me... after writing what's there I did consider rewriting the 'final curtain' as a straight felicide with the woman being incidental but I wasn't 100% sold and I'm lazy. Luckily there's drugs, $cifaggery and Katy Perry tied in so if a few people get a look lulz may be forthcoming. It definitely needs some of the pics/info from his Co$ days. - Mr Jonzz 17:23, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

thx

for that dongstar. Since I want you to be rewarded asap, I am going to cheat this, here you have the two awards instantly :3

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[[User:hipcrime|hipcrime]] likes this.

User:Lord Tony/monobook.css

What the fuck is that and why is my name on it? Lord Tony 03:09, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

It still seems to be around. Lord Tony 03:17, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

Well the pony ED logo is gone, thank you. I just noticed that. Lord Tony 03:18, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

Tony, lrn2wiki.   Andrés    talk    contribs   18:45, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

RAPE THIS MOTHER FUCKER

User:Jay decided to vandalize Bane. I reverted his faggotry.

-Bystandah2012 10:20, 2 October 2012 (EDT)

Bambifan101

Just wondering, what is your opinion about this user? SWfan 16:59, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

Mike is using sorcery

Don't believe him TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:35, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

test test (is this text big?)

No, mediawiki breaks sections spaced apart for instance, if we never close this span

it's black down here still. Mike the Great (talk) 21:37, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

• So then anybody posting under me shouldn't have their font affected... YOU FAGGOTS ARE TRYING TO FUCK UP. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:41, 4 October 2012 (EDT)

Added a title

Added the #40 title to The 1000 Titles of Hipcrime.

Hope you like it.

DarkLordTR 22:18, 4 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Do my bidding

Revert Jonez all day. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 15:08, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

• THAT IS AN ORDER - YOU HAVE ADMITTED BEFORE THAT YOU WILL DO ANYTHING I SAY NOW DO IT TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 15:12, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
• Yes we all love jonez but this is getting annoying. HE'S WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG! TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 15:17, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

FangKittyArtist

Was the creator of the young article he blanked. Is it still a permban? IMO it's questionable to even have it, it's about an 11 year old girl who didn't bring it upon herself. Moar on its talk page about this. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 18:14, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

• btw unrelated but, how can I block someone on my dildomail? TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 19:17, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

When you said ohshit and aimed your camera at the small fire in the hallway

Everybody in the chat thought we were witnessing your death. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 22:28, 5 October 2012 (EDT)

i can haz moniez?

I stole a template for you

I wanted to incorporate swagcat, but that didn't work out. At any rate, distribute it among the worthy. VX BREATHE DEEP 15:57, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

i am a faggot and can do better

lol I never got a chance to put these in the gallery. I'm @ work right now, could u plz? TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 16:05, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

gallery

its {{cg}} :P I will take care of it when I get home @ 5:30. If you want you can copy code from Name my band which has a similar gallery TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 18:47, 9 October 2012 (EDT)

i can haz tiger-hugz?

How to hug a Tiger...

- Mr Jonzz 18:00, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

[[User:hipcrime|hipcrime]] likes this.

THIS IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE

How many bags of candy corn do you want me to bring on the 27th TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 19:42, 10 October 2012 (EDT)

auto. reminder

Hello, since you are in my subscription list for content reminders, you must know the following:

• Main Page/GNA and Main Page/BNA should be updated.

• Plz check ED:PM and update a portal.

plzkthxbye. -- Dumbledore ^(talk) 00:40, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

snitching

This kid thinks its fun to blank a section of TwoKinds. -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 19:20, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

K, lets watch -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 19:26, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

Lol, you were right, it did bring drama to this lolcow -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 02:14, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

RE:lernin 2 wiki

lolololololololol you raped yourself :D -BystandNiggerTwoZeroOneTree 19:34, 14 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: brb death

I drank some bleach but it didn't work. I don't see what the big deal is. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 11:57, 15 October 2012 (EDT)

• Ya it was truly delicious. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:06, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

Removing the template but keeping the code

I fucking love you TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 17:27, 16 October 2012 (EDT)

	Hipcrime/Archive 4 is part of a series on GAY PORN!
Performers Brandon Hilton • Chris Crocker • Dorian Thorn • Dustin Michaels • Erik Rhodes • Gay God • Harlow Cuadra • Luka Magnotta • Mason Wyler • The Giver • Tumbears Varieties Ass rape • Blowjob • Buttsecks • Fisting • Gay rape • In the ass • Incest • Mantrain • Masturbation • Scat • Watersports • Yaoi Sites BigMuscle • Fitlads • ModelMayhem • RealJock • RedTube • Tumblr • WebCams • YouPorn Shock Sites 1guy1jar • Goatse • Lemonparty • Meatspin

<3

- Mr Jonzz 15:27, 17 October 2012 (EDT)

Bangasm

I see, v informative. Thank you Badmachine. At a glance it looked like TKN went rogue and Andrés replaced him. I need coffee. TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 11:14, 19 October 2012 (EDT)

:3

<3

- Mr Jonzz 16:58, 22 October 2012 (EDT)

RE: Template:Bigpic

Replace "frame" with a number. "Frame" doesn't work. --JuniusThaddeus 08:35, 23 October 2012 (EDT)

I'm in quite the shit pickle.

Could you help me with something? I have a problem with my talk page, for I can't seem to control/edit the title. It currently says: "SWFAN LOVES PONY POONTANG". It says this because Andres knows my dislike for MLP and genitals. That all being said, what should I do? SWfan 19:19, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

• lrn2wiki & remember, instinct is not fact. - Mr Jonzz 19:30, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

Ok stop right there you gigantic faggot.

• Nobody cares about your "hurrr hate" against my little pony.
• the title I set was "go away", there are more than 20 people than can re-set it.
• you are a gigantic lolcow and should stop begging for attention. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 19:36, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

• Holy shit, I'm turning into Lord Tony. I'd better stop. SWfan 19:44, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

- Mr Jonzz 19:26, 26 October 2012 (EDT)

The Human Necropaed...

To Hipcrime, love & hugs... Uncle Jimmy 02:03, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

What do we do with broken user page links?

I did a little cleanup to this page and I'm not sure what to do about the red links to ED accounts that don't exist or were on the .com or .ch versions of ED, so how should I fix this sort of thing? DarkLordTR 02:37, 28 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Just what I needed to know. Thnx dude. DarkLordTR 02:45, 28 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

I restored most of this article from the Wayback Machine, and I had to do it by hand because every time I tried to get the page source it kept redirecting me to an archived page of OhShitternet, and unfortunately I can't get the youtube links or pictures from the article. I also found that trying to get template pages will cause the same redirection bullshit, so got any tips for getting anything I missed? DarkLordTR 20:35, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarklordTR

One question, how did you access the source? I tried adding "&action=edit" and "&action=source" to the end of the Wayback page for the page from the original ED, but I wasn't able to get it to work, so how did you get it to work? Or was the source available from the .ch mirror? DarkLordTR 22:24, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Nevermind, figured out where I fucked up with the Wayback link, forgot the "index.php?title=" part in the address link. DarkLordTR 22:30, 31 October 2012 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Pic of cat from My cousin's house

SWfan 12:10, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

>MFW

>ishygddt

TylerRosenow → ☎ ✉ ✍ 21:20, 28 October 2012 (EDT)

NKO likes this. -NKO

Spaz

15:10, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Adele

Hey, you don't really mind if I "recreate" Adele with my own content right? Cause it was flushed before and the article had all bunch of words, and no pictures in it. -NKO

Spaz

15:09, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Um, done? -NKO 22:40, 31 October 2012 (EDT)

Do you have TC?

If so, do you mind giving me your address? It would be nice to speak with you some time. SWfan 15:43, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

AOTN Image-Swap?

Recognise 'Game', bitch...

I just remembered this pic that I uploaded and never got around to using when I was creating the article; it would save the pic/joke used in the blurb for later if it was to be swapped out.

- Mr.Jonzz 17:45, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

LOL, I realise that I could have changed it myself, I was just being polite seeing as you'd gone to the trouble of sorting it out. - Mr.Jonzz 18:49, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Lol, Jimmy Savile is epic. Thanks for the TC address. Also, would it be alright if I were to say, write an article making fun of Lord Tony? I like him, but he's kind of a lolcow at the same time. SWfan 22:24, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

2012 Elections Blurb

Our elections in a nutshell

Every four two years the race for the President of the United States begins. While each term limit lasts four years, after two years of being in office, Presidential policy is dictated by the needs of getting reelected, not governance. This has resulted in political governance to be more about winning than actually doing what is right anymore. Since corporate media has overlooked this since they want to keep the masses in the dark about how the two mainstream political parties are just the political arm for Wall Street New York whom also own the television networks and newspapers. Given the bullshit and propaganda that is rampant in our information saturated world pushing its own specific bias, Encyclopedia Dramatica has decided to be more biased and spew more bullshit propaganda in the pursuit of being objective with reporting how shit has gone down this election season. For the most part, we have been successful at our attempts to be serious journalists. Here is our completely biased perspective on the 2012 Elections. Me Ne Frego! 22:29, 2 November 2012 (EDT)

Jimmy Savile

Could you check my intro for Jimmy Savile that was reverted by Jonzz, I couldn't see anything wrong with it myself and I didn't get a response from him. Thanks!--Uncle Bastard 22:32, 3 November 2012 (EDT)

Hello fren

I don't know if my brother gave you the message, but I have been in hospital from Thursday until this morning. I am still alive. Plz to update me on website happenings at your earliest convenience kthx <3

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry. You can help by learning from their mistakes. Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

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Guess who's back baby?

It's me. You're all fucked. Pamaderp 06:19, 5 November 2012 (EST)

SANDY DID VX

It stole my internets and there was much weeping. Come daylight I'll check that page that you're so eager to flush. Additionally, I shall resume my prescribed task of fellating you through IRC kthx. VX BREATHE DEEP 00:26, 6 November 2012 (EST)

Too big to upload but...

FUCKING ACES! - Mr.Jonzz 11:03, 7 November 2012 (EST)

ya

I left edit user talk and email privs. So she will reply and make more drama. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 18:33, 8 November 2012 (EST)

That blanker

hey, you think maybe we should have played with him alite more before actually banning him? that could've also added drama to it :D NKO 06:19, 10 November 2012 (EST)

meh, works for me :D NKO 07:05, 10 November 2012 (EST)

hey bb, you might want to change the molestation settings for that loser. kthx -NKO 07:19, 10 November 2012 (EST)

hi

Worse is nothing. --Andrés ^(talkplx) 11:51, 10 November 2012 (EST)

Is there any way...

To embed music in a page, so when you click it, something plays continuously in the background?Dildo Baggins 00:02, 13 November 2012 (EST)

Awesome! Do you know exactly how to do that? I'm still relatively new to the site.Dildo Baggins 00:02, 13 November 2012 (EST)

DON'T YOU TALK @ HIPCRIME YOU PLEB SCUM Mike the Great (talk) 01:03, 13 November 2012 (EDT)  

ignore her^. she's on one tonight. -hipcrime 00:08, 13 November 2012 (EST)

Mike is mean! (;_;) - Mr.Jonzz 00:38, 13 November 2012 (EST)

<3

- Mr.Jonzz 02:06, 15 November 2012 (EST)

- Mr.Jonzz 20:59, 14 November 2012 (EST)

• http://www.catgifpage.com/ :D - Mr.Jonzz 01:29, 16 November 2012 (EST)

Autoplay on YT videos

For some reason, I can't get auto-play to work with YouTube video on my talk page. I asked Mr.Jonzz about it because I couldn't get it to work, and neither could he, so I was wondering if you knew why it wasn't working, or if I did something wrong.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 23:17, 14 November 2012 (EST)

When I recommended asking a sysop about this I should probably have stipulated "ask a sysop who knows how to internet; anyone apart from Hipcrime basically..." - PROVE ME WRONG O BEARDED ONE! :D - Mr.Jonzz 23:39, 14 November 2012 (EST)

i couldn't have said it better myself. Mike is particularly good at this kind of stuff. :P -hipcrime 00:54, 15 November 2012 (EST)

Thanks bro again.

^ Lord Tony 21:21, 15 November 2012 (EST)

Need to replace an image

Found the original version of this picture:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wiipiss.jpg

Needs replaced with this one:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Wiipiss2.jpg

DarkLordTR 13:52, 16 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Thanks! DarkLordTR 14:00, 16 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Found another pic that needs restoring, this time a screencap of some Facebook drama:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:ScumFBdrama.jpg (original)

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:ScumFBdramalarge.jpg (the replacement)

DarkLordTR 21:23, 19 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Found some more pics that need replaced, did ask Mr Jonzz if he wouldn't mind handling it, but he's on his phone right now, so if you have some time, would you mind handling it?

You can find them on his talkpage. DarkLordTR 09:37, 23 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Don't think the 2009 Golden Ipod picture exists anymore

Since it seems my ideas for arranging categories suck (Mike told me they were a bit of a clusterfuck, which after he explained why I have to admit makes a lot of sense), I decided to go see if I couldn't find more wanted pictures ED is missing (and I'll leave the categories to you and the more experienced EDiots since I still seem to be an idiot in that area.).

Unfortunately, I don't think the Internet has a copy of the 2009 Golden iPod picture anymore.

I searched Google, Tineye, and the Wayback Machine for quite awhile, and all the other images can be found in some form or fashion, but the 2009 one seems to be gone from the internet, unless someone saved a private copy they don't mind reuploading.

The only other person who might have a copy would probably be a certain fatass, but given how none of the "offensive" shit is on her coat hangered abortion of a website, she probably deleted all the shit she didn't use for OhShitternet or something, so unless I didn't look hard enough, I wasn't even able to find a low res thumbnail of the 2009 picture.

If you have any leads, I wouldn't mind doing the hard work of tracking it down and adding it back to ED. In the meantime, I'll be searching for other wanted pictures whenever I don't have other shit to do. DarkLordTR 00:12, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

Thanks for the info. The category cleanup seems to be more or less done (you and Andres got the rest Mike didn't get to from what I can tell by checking the recent changes, sorry for the trouble), but speaking of categories, I do think we'll need a category for images that cannot be found and must either be privately donated from personal archives or recreated by hand like that Golden iPod photo, and it should probably be reserved for pictures that have been verified impossible to find using the usual resources. If you and the other sysops think it's a good idea, I wouldn't mind helping put together a list of stuff like that while replacing all the stuff that can otherwise be found. In fact, if I get made EDitor, I plan to spend most of my time finding as many pictures as possible because I remember how nice the original ED looked in the pix department and I want to help restore the current site back to it's former glory.

I also learned that category related crap is something I need to get sysop approval/consensus on before I do anything, so I'll make sure I get sysop approval before shifting that stuff around again so you guys don't have to do anymore cleanup BS than you have to already. DarkLordTR 15:58, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

im srry?

srry for reverting you... didnt know that reverting a sysop can get you raped NKO 10:54, 20 November 2012 (EST)

:D NKO 10:57, 20 November 2012 (EST)

Status quo

You should get your people to automatically ban any user who just made an account within 24-48 hours that just recently edited the Grace Saunders article. No newfag has ever heard of Grace Saunders and I doubt they would randomly search for him and add in information. This kind of sock puppetry should have been easily spotted within minutes but everyone is so fucking blind. Lord Tony 04:43, 23 November 2012 (EST)

BAAW

My entire Talk page. I don't even fucking know. DonutHole created a new page just to tell me some editor who has been sort of but not really contributing to an article I too work on has an ED page. Whoopedy fucking doo. Anyway, I can't seem to find the revert button and get all the shit that was on there before, back onto my talk page. LoveTheLulz is also a massive faggot and I don't want them getting their sticky fingers on my article anyfuckingmore. Any help to be given there? FacePalmVeteran 23:08, 23 November 2012 (EST)

If it's sinks, I drinks...

:D - Mr.Jonzz 06:20, 24 November 2012 (EST)

My bad

I thought Irategenius wanted to archive the page. If it's not too much to ask, may you flush the archive I made? -Gray 09:44, 24 November 2012 (EST)

Thanks. -Gray 09:48, 24 November 2012 (EST)