Herman

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Herman is a prolific Team Fortress 2 player who resides in Valve's official European servers.

Herman's original claim to infamy was through multiple Reddit threads on the absolutely awful r/tf2 sub. Herman is a 1998 born, crayon-drawing, mouth-drooling Italian living in his parents' basement who does not work and has spent his entire life drawing furries; masturbating to fat inflation cartoon porn that he purchases with his dead grandfather's money in commissions; autisticly screeching when he's hungry and needs some pasta to sustain his monstrous body; threatening suicide as well as telling people to commit suicide on the 2007 kids game, Team Fortress 2.

This all started innocently enough when a new top post on r/tf2 appeared for a short while here. From the same game there is a personal recording that was uploaded on YouTube. Others would recognize Herman as the angry pizza man he is, and would contact the uploader in private YouTube messages and share their own videos such as this video.

After this serial faggot continued to screech in many, many more games Team Fortress 2's playerbase started to dwindle, so there's only so many people to match with, people who started to recognize him began to dig. It was pointed out that Herman was begging for attention from his fellow furry fat inflation autists on his profile by threatening suicide. This was early days, so no screenshots exist of it and he has since deleted the comments. Friendships started to form out of the common interest of laughing at these Italian online outbursts and self deflection in multiple forms such as calling people who assist in kills (which is part of the game, and you are awarded for doing so) "autistic" for singling him out. Since Team Fortress 2 has low player numbers, it was quite common to match with Herman and along with r/tf2's work in spreading awareness of this aids infested flabby body floating around the servers, people would start to recognize him more and more increasing the screenshots, videos, quotes and dirt to be dug up.

Twitter

Herman's personal Twitter, which was linked on his Steam account also had some interesting finds.

Mostly fat fetish cartoon porn and his own poorly drawn cartoon characters. Multiple archives were saved including:

15th of April, 2018

15th of April, 2018 (Part 2)

1st of August, 2018

9th of August, 2018

His live Twitter can be found here.

Steam

There have also been some fantastic finds via Herman's Steam account. One of the more interesting finds, is that he amassed 6,000 HOURS of gameplay in Team Fortress 2 during just the first TWO YEARS of creating his account, and before privatizing his hours to hide the embarrassment of how bad of a player he is, he was last seen with 13,129 hours. That is nearly 1.5 YEARS of time. You can also view an older snapshot of his depressive state here where he has multiple Emo statements. This is probably caused by lack of sunlight, a sever case of obesity and his realization that his crippling poor social skills and autism won't allow him to progress any further in life, or out of his mother's basement.

Some other interesting finds is that the vanity URL he created in 2011 "http://steamcommunity.com/id/insertnameherman" was taken at some point during 2018 and replaced with an account with Hawaiian Hitler paired with the name "Herman [.m4D™]". It is unknown how this happened or if this is actually an account owned by Herman or not.

An even more amusing fact about this, is that Herman forgot to update his SteamRep link in his profile. Meaning that his SteamRep links to the Hitler profile. You can see this by clicking "View More info" at the top and then clicking SteamRep.

Reddit

The motherload.

Herman's Reddit was discovered on an archived Steam page. It can be seen here. Some posts have been pulled from this account including multiple suicidal posts about being bad at drawing, and pictures of him cosplaying.

"I can't take this anymore..." Original | Mirror

"I'm done. [WARNING - Worst person and artist ever.]" Original | Mirror

Cosplaying: Original | Mirror | Direct link to Imgur cosplay gallery.

Links

Other interesting finds include:

Herman's Deviant Art

Gamebanana

and "Original character writeup"

Quotes

Herman has become a somewhat infamous Lolcow and because of this, some great quotes have appeared during games.

• Herman : fucking dipshit

• *DEAD* Herman : Fuck you too, shitty redfag

• Herman : i wonder when you'll end your life

• *DEAD* Herman : I hope you all suffer a horrible death

• *DEAD* Herman : i hope you die in a car crash

• *DEAD* Herman : fucking sub-human cunt

• Herman : shitty caveman

• *DEAD* Herman : Burn in hell
• *DEAD* Herman : fuckhead

• Herman : I'll give you a heart attack alright

• Herman : How about you get some cardiac attacks

• Herman : fucking cuck

• Herman : reason this game's dying is because of dickheads like you

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