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Up until October 2016, Jon Sudano{{Atheist}} was just another generic [[Millennial]] neckbeard. He would browse MLP boards on 8chan or some shit and lurk shitty sites | Up until October [[2016]], Jon Sudano {{Atheist}} was just another generic [[Millennial]] neckbeard and [[fat]] [[dumbass]]. He would browse [[MLP]] boards on [[8chan]] or some shit and lurk on shitty sites like [[Facebook]]- what the fuck ever. Anyways, this motherfucker decided to make a [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYmBRsXr995owHHryHYPzFQ YouTube channel] with the revolutionary idea that he should take the lyrics from the god-awful song {{ytlink|L_jWHffIx5E|All Star}} by [[blowjob|Smash Mouth]], and sing them over the instrumentals from other songs. This ingeniously perfect combination resulted in one of the most powerful memes of the year. The result: his channel became an overnight internet sensation with 10x the ferocity of [[Evalion]]s uprising. Within days of starting his channel, he went from a nobody to amassing well [[OVER 9000|over 300,000]] subscribers & cheeseburgers- and counting. 2016 was a shitty, divisive year. However, this son of a bitch has managed to unite millions of random fucks through the power of music. | ||
==Background== | |||
Jon Sudano grew up in the [[90s]] and early [[2000s]], so songs like All Star and [[Evanescene]]'s emo bullshit were huge sensations in his day. Jon was a drummer and he played in a few bands in his youth but was never able to make a career out of this, despite stringent attempts at networking. Jon and his friends used to sing All Star's lyrics at karaoke events, and it was an inside joke for them to cover other songs with the lyrics of All Star. The idea was insanely popular in his circle, which likely led to him posting his (fateful) first video. From there, it somehow spread like [[STD|wildfire]]- going from a few dozen views to a million- seemingly overnight. The rest, as they say, is history. Jon Sudano is now a living meme! Some motherfuckers have proposed creating a new cult religion based on him. It's a fucked up world where parody religions like [[Satanism]], [[Jedi]] and (soon), '''Sudanism''' are radically superior alternatives to the mainstream death cults that are ((([[Christianity]]))), ((([[Judaism]]))), and ((([[Islam]]))). | |||
==Vocal Covers== | ==Vocal Covers== | ||
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|{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: # | |{{frame|{{videoframe|RYTP|background-color: #BA976F;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>EhcpoXqT86A</youtube> <br> <center>'''JOHN LENNON - IMAGINE'''</center> | |<youtube>EhcpoXqT86A</youtube> <br> <center>'''JOHN LENNON - IMAGINE'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>QbgGIy3kKiM</youtube> <br> <center>'''EVANESCENCE - BRING ME TO LIFE'''</center> | |<youtube>QbgGIy3kKiM</youtube> <br> <center>'''EVANESCENCE - BRING ME TO LIFE'''</center> | ||
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|<youtube>Uef0Qr56mKo</youtube> <br> <center>'''ADELE - HELLO VOCAL'''</center> | |<youtube>Uef0Qr56mKo</youtube> <br> <center>'''ADELE - HELLO VOCAL'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>gTwxtYin1p0</youtube> <br> <center>'''VILLAGE PEOPLE - Y.M.C.A.'''</center> | |<youtube>gTwxtYin1p0</youtube> <br> <center>'''VILLAGE PEOPLE - Y.M.C.A.'''</center> | ||
|<youtube>lJMUurymcHI</youtube> <br> <center>'''BASTILLE - POMPEII'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>zQzMB8x59jo</youtube> <br> <center>'''RADIOHEAD - CREEP'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>a96N8W8uCX0</youtube> <br> <center>'''TAYLOR SWIFT - 22'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>pBcqxijlbMg</youtube> <br> <center>'''BLINK 182 - FEELING THIS'''</center> | |||
}}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}} | }}|border=#000000|background=#FFFFFF}} | ||
|} | |} | ||
[[Last Thursday]], Jon was contacted from the depths of his grandmother's cum-stained basement, by some skinhead by the name of Brian Storm. [[Unrealistic expectations|Brian is urging Jon to get on stage with All-Star IRL]], that is, if they can successfully knock down a wall in his home, and fit him into the ambulance vehicle without causing a fucking cardiac arrest. | |||
<center><youtube>ZkFS__iT5Us</youtube></center> | |||
<center>'''Is that a bottle of bleach behind you Jon?'''</center> | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<center><gallery> | <center><gallery> | ||
File:JonSudanolel.png | File:JonSudanolel.png | ||
File:Jon Sudano Exercising.jpg|Jon getting his only exercise. | |||
File:Jon Sudano Is Shrek.jpg | |||
File:Jon Sudano Stare.jpg|ey bby~ | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Trigglypuff]] | |||
*[[Neckbeard]] | *[[Neckbeard]] | ||
*[[Beta male]] | *[[Beta male]] | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYmBRsXr995owHHryHYPzFQ His channel] {{Archive|A0Y0u}} | *[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYmBRsXr995owHHryHYPzFQ His channel] {{Archive|A0Y0u}} | ||
*[https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4272658 His Patreon]{{Jew}} - Please support him to the fullest extent of your financial capabilities. | |||
*[http://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCYmBRsXr995owHHryHYPzFQ SocialBlade] - Youtube statistics and rankings. | |||
===News=== | |||
*{{Archive|ttWSm|Whoever Says Never Meet Your Heroes Has Never Interviewed Jon Sudano}} | |||
*[http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/smashmouth-all-star-mashups-jon-sudano/ The mystery man who turns every song into Smash Mouth's 'All Star'] {{Archive|tNEkV}} | *[http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/smashmouth-all-star-mashups-jon-sudano/ The mystery man who turns every song into Smash Mouth's 'All Star'] {{Archive|tNEkV}} | ||
*[https://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/article/2016-is-trash-but-this-dude-singing-smash-mouth-over-evanescence-may-save-us-all 2016 is Trash But This Dude Singing Smash Mouth Over Evanescence May Save Us All] {{Archive|DCOi9}} | *[https://noisey.vice.com/en_uk/article/2016-is-trash-but-this-dude-singing-smash-mouth-over-evanescence-may-save-us-all 2016 is Trash But This Dude Singing Smash Mouth Over Evanescence May Save Us All] {{Archive|DCOi9}} | ||
*[http://www.gq.com/story/jon-sudano-smash-mouth-all-star-covers Man Proves All Songs Are 98 Percent Better When You Replace the Lyrics with Smash Mouth's "All Star"] {{Archive|tDo4c}} | *[http://www.gq.com/story/jon-sudano-smash-mouth-all-star-covers Man Proves All Songs Are 98 Percent Better When You Replace the Lyrics with Smash Mouth's "All Star"] {{Archive|tDo4c}} | ||
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{{Memes}} | {{Memes}} | ||
{{8chan}} | |||
{{timeline|Featured article November 6 & 7, [[2016]]|[[Wage Gap]]|{{PAGENAME}}|TBD}} | |||
[[Category:2016]] | [[Category:2016]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:33, 7 November 2021
Up until October 2016, Jon Sudano 
was just another generic Millennial neckbeard and fat dumbass. He would browse MLP boards on 8chan or some shit and lurk on shitty sites like Facebook- what the fuck ever. Anyways, this motherfucker decided to make a YouTube channel with the revolutionary idea that he should take the lyrics from the god-awful song 
All Star by Smash Mouth, and sing them over the instrumentals from other songs. This ingeniously perfect combination resulted in one of the most powerful memes of the year. The result: his channel became an overnight internet sensation with 10x the ferocity of Evalions uprising. Within days of starting his channel, he went from a nobody to amassing well over 300,000 subscribers & cheeseburgers- and counting. 2016 was a shitty, divisive year. However, this son of a bitch has managed to unite millions of random fucks through the power of music.
Background
Jon Sudano grew up in the 90s and early 2000s, so songs like All Star and Evanescene's emo bullshit were huge sensations in his day. Jon was a drummer and he played in a few bands in his youth but was never able to make a career out of this, despite stringent attempts at networking. Jon and his friends used to sing All Star's lyrics at karaoke events, and it was an inside joke for them to cover other songs with the lyrics of All Star. The idea was insanely popular in his circle, which likely led to him posting his (fateful) first video. From there, it somehow spread like wildfire- going from a few dozen views to a million- seemingly overnight. The rest, as they say, is history. Jon Sudano is now a living meme! Some motherfuckers have proposed creating a new cult religion based on him. It's a fucked up world where parody religions like Satanism, Jedi and (soon), Sudanism are radically superior alternatives to the mainstream death cults that are (((Christianity))), (((Judaism))), and (((Islam))).
Vocal Covers
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Last Thursday, Jon was contacted from the depths of his grandmother's cum-stained basement, by some skinhead by the name of Brian Storm. Brian is urging Jon to get on stage with All-Star IRL, that is, if they can successfully knock down a wall in his home, and fit him into the ambulance vehicle without causing a fucking cardiac arrest.
Gallery
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Jon getting his only exercise. -
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ey bby~
See Also
External Links
- His channel
(archive) - His Patreon✡ - Please support him to the fullest extent of your financial capabilities.
- SocialBlade - Youtube statistics and rankings.
News
- Whoever Says Never Meet Your Heroes Has Never Interviewed Jon Sudano
- The mystery man who turns every song into Smash Mouth's 'All Star' (archive)
- 2016 is Trash But This Dude Singing Smash Mouth Over Evanescence May Save Us All (archive)
- Man Proves All Songs Are 98 Percent Better When You Replace the Lyrics with Smash Mouth's "All Star" (archive)
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