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[[File:EqG.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The abomination that is this.]]
[[File:EqG.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The [[horror|movie]] that started the whole thing.]]
{{spoilers|DERPY IS IN THE END CREDITS!!!1 BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS REJOICE!}}
'''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''' is a cartoon movie of the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] series that was [[lie|not made]] by the [[Jew|Jewish]] to get money. This movie takes place [[shit nobody cares about|after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn and princess]]. The presence in the [[brony]] fandom proves that they will [[Fact|pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related]].


''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls'' is [[lie|a cartoon movie that was not made to get money at all.]] This movies presence in the [[brony]] fandumb proves that they will [[Fact|eat any shit served to them.]]


== The [[Ass|Plot]] ==


== The "best not-reused-at-all" plot ==
In a magical world of [[hell|rainbows and faggotry]] known as Equestria, the new [[mary-sue|Princess Twilight Sparkle]] was headed to her [[box|magical new home in the Canterlot place]] and did some shit nobody cares about. While she was sleeping, all of a sudden a thief stolen her crown! And the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the thief about the magic of [[buttsex|friendship]]. [[About 100|About 100 milliseconds later]] they landed in the [[high school|human world]] and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along [[the]] journey Twilight reunites with her [[whores|old friends]] and they team up to get the crown. [[cunt|The thief Sunset Shimmer]] turns into [[succubus]] at the last minute and the [[girls|human mane 6]] beat her with [[lesbian|friendship]] powers.


[[hell|IN A MAGICAL WORLD OF RAINBOWS AND FAGGOTRY AND SHIT]], the new [[mary-sue|Marvelous Princess Twilight Sparkle]] was headed to her [[box|magical new home in the Canterlot place]] and did some shit. [[stupid|WHEN WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING SOME1 STOLE HER KROWN O NO]] and the bitch that stole the crown goes through a [[lol|magic portal to the human dimension]]. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and [[LOL WUT|gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the theif about the le epic friendships!!!!!!!!]]  
[[And nothing of value was lost|And Twilight got the crown back]]. The end.


[[About 100|ABOUT 100 MILLISECONDS LATER]] they land in the [[high school|MAGIC HUMAN WORLD]] and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along [[the]] journey Twilight reunites [[fag|old friends]] and they team up to get the crown. The theif turns into a succubus at the last minute and the [[girls|human mane 6]] beat her with friendship powers ([[srsly]])
== Reception ==
[[File:Hulk_Faust.png|thumb|left|Someone actually drew [[lolwhut|Faust becoming the Hulk]] upon seeing what was done with her characters.]]
 
While the movie was [[shit|made]], many [[brony|bronies]] and [[srsly|pegasisters]] believe that it is the [[no|best movie of all time]]. Of course, as with every movie like this, [[dykes|soccer moms]] were pissed, this time because their design was [[lel|"Too revealing"]]. The [[idiots|enlightened people of /mlp/]] from [[4chan]] even like this [[crap|movie]], proving once and for all that the bronies can be a lot worse and more autistic than [[Chris Chan|the Sonic fandom]].
 
In the other hand, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic creator [[Lauren Faust]] was less than pleased with the movie, as she could notice that it was a blatant attempt to cash out in the franchise while not caring for the quality of the products. A good number of bronies, as alienated and gullible as they are, sided with her as they believe that any word by Faust on the show is the genuine thing, given she co-created it.
 
== DERPY!!!1 ==
[[File:Twilight sparkle pantyshot.jpg|thumb|The main reason bronies chose to watch this [[doug]] ripoff.]]
After the movie is over, bronies would stay for the credits and the [[gay|girly]] pop music because they've been told that there's a surprise [[Easter Egg]] in the end credits. And it's none other than a humanized version of [[Derpy Hooves]] dancing and holding a muffin, [[facepalm|causing the fans to scream in joy]].


[[And nothing of value was lost]].


== [[Electric Boogaloo|Equestria Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo]] ==


== Reception ==
[[File:Equestria girls 2 poster.jpg|thumb|The poster that lead to the suicide of multiple bronies.]]
[[File:Equestria girls 2 reactions.png|thumb|Typical brony reaction on Equestria Girls 2]]


While the movie was [[shit|a shit]], many [[brony|bronies]] believe that it is the [[lie|best movie of all time]]. Of course, as with every movie like this, soccer moms were pissed, this time because their design was [[lel|"Too revealing"]]. The [[idiots|enlightened people of /mlp/]] even like this pile of crap, proving once and for all that the bronies are worse than [[sonic|the sonic fandom]].
[[Last thursday]], a poster of ''Equestria Girls 2: Rainbow Rocks'' emerged on the web. At first, every bronies taught it was just a fake, but after further investigation: '''Equestria Girls 2 is hapenning'''. [[And nothing of value was lost|Which lead to the suicide of some of these horsefuckers]]


'''If you want to stay up to date, go to /mlp/. Shit's going down over there'''
<center>
{{videoframe|EquestriaGirlsDerpy|background-color: #FFFFFF;|font-weight: bold;
|<center><youtube>mGMXteP_v-s</youtube></center>
<center><big>What they're cheering at.</big></center>
|<center><youtube>ZmVQjj8dtxo</youtube></center>
<center><big>You're [[doing it wrong|recording it wrong]].</big></center>
|<center><youtube>NxL-Wlw7P7I</youtube></center>
<center><big>Derpy! LOL! ...and she's got a muffin!</big></center>
|<center><youtube>re7fbI9HhXo</youtube></center>
<center><big>Yeeeeeah! Woo!</big></center>
|<center><youtube>U75vsMCLCYE</youtube></center>
<center><big>Doipy!</big></center>
|<center><youtube>BzuJbUS-mQI</youtube></center>
<center><big>Woo! Derpy!</big></center>
|<center><youtube>aCEFaRJz4Ho</youtube></center>
<center><big>There she is! Yeeeah! LOL!</big></center>
|<center><youtube>oeFbxP8cZhA</youtube></center>
<center><big>There she is. Thank you DHX, that is awesome.</big></center>
|<center><youtube>5_wQpVIne_Y</youtube></center>
<center><big>[[Mexican|Derpy! Woo!]]</big></center>}}
</center>
===My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Friendship Games===
There's a third movie coming out called Friendship Games.


== How to troll EqG fans ==
== People Who Like The Movie ==
[[File:Equestria_girls_dolls.JPG|thumb|right|The horror.]]


* Say EqG was shit
*[[mlp/|/mlp/]]
* Ask them how Flash Sentry was
*[[Chris-chan]]
* Mention the credits and how this will be the last appearance of the retard [[Derpy Hooves]]
*[[Adam Sandler]]
* Post EqG porn
*[[Neckbeards]]
* Compare EqG to Monster High
*[[Brony|Bronies]]
* Devastate their hopes of a series by mentioning its [[truth|non-canon]]
*[[Attention Whores|Pegasisters]]
*[[Baby Furs]]
*[[Manchildren]]
*[[Peanuts|Lucy Van Pelt]]
*[[Pedophile]]s
*[[Zoophile]]s
*[[Niggers]]
*People with <s>[[Autism]]</s> even a low-functioner knows better than to watch this ass mustard.
*[[Retard]]s
*Cloppers
*Other sick fucks
*[[Benthelooney]]
*The Watership Down rabbits that aren't from Efera.
*Little Girls
*[[Sethisto]] - Watches it to see his waifu Trixie.


== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[fag]]
*[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]
*[[brony]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[furfag]]
*[[Derpy]]
*[[autism]]
*[[Doug]]
*[[aspergers]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[pedophilia]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Manchildren]]
 
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Latest revision as of 02:20, 4 December 2021

Puzzle globe logo
The movie that started the whole thing.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is a cartoon movie of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series that was not made by the Jewish to get money. This movie takes place after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn and princess. The presence in the brony fandom proves that they will pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related.


The Plot

In a magical world of rainbows and faggotry known as Equestria, the new Princess Twilight Sparkle was headed to her magical new home in the Canterlot place and did some shit nobody cares about. While she was sleeping, all of a sudden a thief stolen her crown! And the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the thief about the magic of friendship. About 100 milliseconds later they landed in the human world and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along the journey Twilight reunites with her old friends and they team up to get the crown. The thief Sunset Shimmer turns into succubus at the last minute and the human mane 6 beat her with friendship powers.

And Twilight got the crown back. The end.

Reception

Someone actually drew Faust becoming the Hulk upon seeing what was done with her characters.

While the movie was made, many bronies and pegasisters believe that it is the best movie of all time. Of course, as with every movie like this, soccer moms were pissed, this time because their design was "Too revealing". The enlightened people of /mlp/ from 4chan even like this movie, proving once and for all that the bronies can be a lot worse and more autistic than the Sonic fandom.

In the other hand, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic creator Lauren Faust was less than pleased with the movie, as she could notice that it was a blatant attempt to cash out in the franchise while not caring for the quality of the products. A good number of bronies, as alienated and gullible as they are, sided with her as they believe that any word by Faust on the show is the genuine thing, given she co-created it.

DERPY!!!1

The main reason bronies chose to watch this doug ripoff.

After the movie is over, bronies would stay for the credits and the girly pop music because they've been told that there's a surprise Easter Egg in the end credits. And it's none other than a humanized version of Derpy Hooves dancing and holding a muffin, causing the fans to scream in joy.


Equestria Girls 2: Electric Boogaloo

The poster that lead to the suicide of multiple bronies.
Typical brony reaction on Equestria Girls 2

Last thursday, a poster of Equestria Girls 2: Rainbow Rocks emerged on the web. At first, every bronies taught it was just a fake, but after further investigation: Equestria Girls 2 is hapenning. Which lead to the suicide of some of these horsefuckers

If you want to stay up to date, go to /mlp/. Shit's going down over there

What they're cheering at.

Derpy! LOL! ...and she's got a muffin!

Yeeeeeah! Woo!

Doipy!

Woo! Derpy!

There she is! Yeeeah! LOL!

There she is. Thank you DHX, that is awesome.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Friendship Games

There's a third movie coming out called Friendship Games.

People Who Like The Movie

The horror.

See also

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Media

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