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Instead of being an actual ''GTA'' game, '''''Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas''''' is just an [[emo|angsty]] nigger Tamagotchi. You play as a nigger called [[BJ|CJ]] who [[Pussy|chickens out]] after one of his brothers got killed, then has his mom killed by a rival gang. Long story short, he eats fried chicken, fucks [[insane]] women, eats fried chicken, [[gay|gets a pink Mohawk]], eats fried chicken, blows up police cars with a M4, eat fried chicken, help Eazy E steal boxes from the [[Army|National Guard]] and has [[Buttsecks|hot coffee]] with [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Samuel Jackson]], [[Fail|never actually becomes a rapper]] (but other [[racist|people]] insist he did), and did we mention eat fried chicken (srsly)? | |||
This game also contains the failed meme known as [[OG Loc]], who is to CJ what [[Weegee]] is to Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing, and [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about him]]. Copying Weegeee even further, you go-kart race [[azn|Oriental]] [[Gentlemen|gentleman]] Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he [[Facepalm|takes his rhyme book and his record company]]. Anyway, as the story develops, you go to Las Vegas, shoot some azns, rob a bank with some azns, get [[rich and beautiful]], however your crackhead nigger wants to stay at the hood and C-[[Gay|Jay]] is forced to go back to his dump and kill [[cops|Jerkops]]. The game ends when <s>you</s> CJ finally kills [[Biggie Smalls]] and [[Troll|Officer Tenpenny]]. That didn't solve anything though, because CJ's mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up. | |||
This game also contains the failed meme known as [[OG Loc]], who is to CJ what [[Weegee]] is to Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing, and [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody cares about him]]. Copying Weegeee even further, you go-kart race [[azn|Oriental]] [[Gentlemen|gentleman]] Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he [[Facepalm|takes his rhyme book and his record company]]. Anyway, as the story develops, you go to Las Vegas, shoot some azns, rob a bank with some azns, get [[rich and beautiful]], however your crackhead nigger wants to stay at the hood and C-[[Gay|Jay]] is forced to go back to his dump. The game ends when <s>you</s> CJ finally kills [[Biggie Smalls]] and [[Troll|Officer Tenpenny]]. That didn't solve anything though, because CJ's mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up. | |||
Also, you can get fat and [[steal|ride]] bicycles to Liberty City. | Also, you can get fat and [[steal|ride]] bicycles to Liberty City. | ||
== [[Controversy]] == | |||
''San Andreas'' generated a lot of [[lulz]] after a couple of [[13 year old boys]] found ways to make the lead playa [[fuck]] his [[Slut|girlfriend]]. Rockstar [[fangirl]] [[Jack Thompson]] became wet at the possibility of new lawsuits over the game enabling events such as [[fap]]ping over pixelated sex. Rockstar pwned the prick's ass in ''GTA IV''; he gets shot in the head whilst screaming "Guns don't kill people, video games do!...BANG!" | ''San Andreas'' generated a lot of [[lulz]] after a couple of [[13-year-old boys]] found ways to make the lead playa [[fuck]] his [[Slut|girlfriend]]. Rockstar [[fangirl]] [[Jack Thompson]] became wet at the possibility of new lawsuits over the game enabling events such as [[fap]]ping over pixelated sex. Rockstar pwned the prick's ass in ''GTA IV''; he gets shot in the head whilst screaming "Guns don't kill people, video games do!...BANG!" | ||
[[Hilary Clinton]] soiled her panties after seeing this, pulled out her tampon, and called for [[jihad]] against Rockstar. | [[Hilary Clinton]] soiled her panties after seeing this, pulled out her tampon, and called for [[jihad]] against Rockstar. | ||
To make it even more lulzy, Carl’s model and his TXD textures show that he doesn’t have a penis. | |||
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|I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number nine large with extra dip, A number six large, Two number nines large, one with cheese with extra dip, A number six large, one with cheese, two number forty fives with extra dip, a number seven large, a number six, two number nines ones with cheese, and a large soda. | |I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number nine large with extra dip, A number six large, Two number nines large, one with cheese with extra dip, A number six large, one with cheese, two number forty fives with extra dip, a number seven large, a number six, two number nines ones with cheese, and a large soda. | ||
|Big Smoke | |Big Smoke | ||
|Does the Pope shit in the woods? | |||
|Carl | |||
|Yeah, can I fuck your sister? | |||
|Dying words of a cuck narc (Pulaski) | |||
|Man, that's some good shit | |||
|Big Smoke, embracing his crack ass junkie side like the druggie fuck he is deep down after being absent for most of the game | |||
|What the cock-a-doodle fuck? | |||
|Many of people's reactions after this hogwash | |||
|Shit, glad I don't pay no taxes. | |||
|Not even going there | |||
|I don't want a nightstick up the ass. | |||
|CJ, being tough shit with the jerkops | |||
|Can I interest you in some religion? | |||
|When you ask a Christian if they'd wanna play this fuck fest | |||
|Who let you out of the mental home? | |||
|Also what a Christian would ask you if you offer them to play this | |||
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==Gallery== | |||
{{Collapsegallery|San Andreas gallery|cg1|center|<gallery> | |||
File:Gtasacum.jpg | File:Gtasacum.jpg | ||
Image:GTAHooker.jpg|Niggers love the white meat: from a much later take | Image:GTAHooker.jpg|Niggers love the white meat: from a much later take | ||
Image:Hot coffee.png|Needless to say... [[Fap]] [[fap]] [[fap]] | Image:Hot coffee.png|Needless to say... [[Fap]] [[fap]] [[fap]] | ||
File:GTASASexWithDeadProstitute.jpg|Also, necrophilia is accepted | File:GTASASexWithDeadProstitute.jpg|Also, necrophilia is accepted | ||
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File:Tastethecock.jpg|Taste the cock | File:Tastethecock.jpg|Taste the cock | ||
File:MoonmanGTASA.jpg | |||
File:GTA SA KKKill.gif | |||
File:GTASAfatass.jpg | |||
File:GTASA040021312.jpg | File:GTASA040021312.jpg | ||
File:GTASA183128312.jpg | File:GTASA183128312.jpg | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery>|border=black|color=white}} | ||
==See also== | |||
*''[[Grand Theft Auto: The Trilogy - The Definitive Edition]]'' | |||
*''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]'' | |||
*''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]'' | |||
*''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]'' | |||
*''[[Grand Theft Auto V]]'' | |||
{{GTA}} | {{GTA}} | ||
{{timeline|Article of the Now November 18 & 19, [[2021]]|[[dropdatwat]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[The Great Meme War]]}} | |||
Latest revision as of 08:21, 2 January 2022
Instead of being an actual GTA game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is just an angsty nigger Tamagotchi. You play as a nigger called CJ who chickens out after one of his brothers got killed, then has his mom killed by a rival gang. Long story short, he eats fried chicken, fucks insane women, eats fried chicken, gets a pink Mohawk, eats fried chicken, blows up police cars with a M4, eat fried chicken, help Eazy E steal boxes from the National Guard and has hot coffee with Samuel Jackson, never actually becomes a rapper (but other people insist he did), and did we mention eat fried chicken (srsly)?
This game also contains the failed meme known as OG Loc, who is to CJ what Weegee is to Mario. He makes no sense, is kinda disturbing, and nobody cares about him. Copying Weegeee even further, you go-kart race Oriental gentleman Loc and near the end, CJ gets to shoot him, but instead he takes his rhyme book and his record company. Anyway, as the story develops, you go to Las Vegas, shoot some azns, rob a bank with some azns, get rich and beautiful, however your crackhead nigger wants to stay at the hood and C-Jay is forced to go back to his dump and kill Jerkops. The game ends when you CJ finally kills Biggie Smalls and Officer Tenpenny. That didn't solve anything though, because CJ's mom is still dead and everything is still fucked up.
Also, you can get fat and ride bicycles to Liberty City.
Controversy
San Andreas generated a lot of lulz after a couple of 13-year-old boys found ways to make the lead playa fuck his girlfriend. Rockstar fangirl Jack Thompson became wet at the possibility of new lawsuits over the game enabling events such as fapping over pixelated sex. Rockstar pwned the prick's ass in GTA IV; he gets shot in the head whilst screaming "Guns don't kill people, video games do!...BANG!"
Hilary Clinton soiled her panties after seeing this, pulled out her tampon, and called for jihad against Rockstar.
To make it even more lulzy, Carl’s model and his TXD textures show that he doesn’t have a penis.
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