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• A: I'm not exactly sure either, but I made this edit on this article (check the page history for yourself). It provides the entirety of a subpage as a template on the main page. The idea was and still is very useful since the page itself was easier to edit and the "plot" was located on its own subpage. This thing shitted up any ability to edit it from the proper "edit" button, mind you. Imagine if the Chris-chan page had this style or organization...not that it matters these days.

Day 1 - Silent Path

In a park the protagonist, Y/N, sits in a bench complaining to the player about having to move out of her families home due to in fighting and getting an apartment with her unemployed junkie roommate. We learn she works long hours at a low pay grease spoon diner and is seeking a new roommate to replace her currently unemployed one. Peter suddenly sits beside the protagonist, talks with her, and asks her her out, mentioning he's her boyfriend and asking isn't that why she's here.

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Peter feels rejected by the silence but our protagonist feels good that, "He is taking the rejection well. No tantrum or pressure of any sort." After Peter leaves our protagonist feels terrible for how things ended up and that she wants to apologize for the way things happened the way they did when she sees Peter again.

Y/N wanders into a flower shop, picking up a rose, Peter appears out of nowhere picking the same rose, Y/N accuses Peter of stalking her.

(select nothing = Maybe that's not too bad)

Y/N disregards how weird her interactions with Peter have been, Peter asks to see her again. Strangely, Y/N and thus you the player are allowed to name Peter.

(select nothing = I'll be fine)

After being rejected again by the protagonist Peter leaves the shop with you, Peter responds, "Aww dang, rejected twice in one day. Today hasn't been that kind to me... But how about we hang out tomorrow." Y/N leaves the shop without the rose but tells Peter where she works.

Y/N goes home uneventfully and goes to sleep, all the while Peter stalks her just outside her bedroom window.

Day 2 - Silent Path

Y/N wakes up noticing the clock indicates that she's two hours late for work, she confronts her roommate, Lucy, about why she didn't wake her. Lucy says she heard Y/N rummaging around before so didn't bother her, the two have a brief quarrel before Y/N rushes out the door skipping coffee to work on a Sunday. Arriving at the greasy Dad's Damn Diner she notices her punch card has already been used, her coworker TK informs her they have been covering her shift for the past 45 minutes. The protagonist makes an excuse before TK gestures at how much customers are in the diner (apparently from a tour bus full of old people). A still image with text representing a scene plays where Y/N complains about customers while serving them. TK informs Y/N that she missed Peter's table, the player has the opinion to say something to Peter.

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The protagonist justifies the players choice by stating she didn't want to give Peter the satisfaction of the reply and there's silence between the two. Peter says he wants to give Y/N a break from work while the restaurant is busy. Y/N refuses and, "Peter gets up from the booth and makes his way out the diner, not even making eye contact or saying a word as he leaves."

TK asks about Peter, the protagonist says Peter is a guy that wants to ask her out, the protagonist tells the player TK is also a potential love interest. Y/N decides to eat lunch at the restaurant and TK generously gives them extra servings of food more than she paid for. The player notices Peter left behind a paper crane.

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You say nothing to TK and leave the soup untouched, TK frowns at the awkward silence. TK returns to work, Y/N indicates to the player they won't get anymore favors from them today.

As Y/N leaves the diner she indicates it feels as though someone's eyes are on her.

Arriving at her apartment Y/N meets her landlord and he requests getting rent from her, she says she will need to talk to Lucy her roommate about it, he goes into her apartment. The landlord indicates Lucy broke the agreement one too many times and that Y/N should let her go.

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At the silence the landlord says he has a busy schedule and that he expects the protagonists file to be cleared by morning so needs a decision soon. Our protagonist indicates to the player she knows no other roommates other than Lucy and will need a second job to cover Lucy's rent. The landlord leaves and Y/N goes to her room and calls Peter to ask him to be her roommate only to have the phone ring in the apartment.

(select nothing)

The screen goes red for a second. The protagonist asks what happened after an apparent injury to the head. Peter enters the room and pets the protagonist along her back, breathes into her ear, saying, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you..."

Day 3 - Silent Path

The protagonist wakes up in her bedroom, her head pounding, asking what happened last night. Flashbacks of the events and Peter's voice ring through her mind.

"It... it must have been a nightmare."

There's a knock at the door, Y/N answers and the it's the landlord wanting to check if Lucy's in her room, both the landlord and Y/N check, we are informed Lucy is nowhere to be found. The landlord says he'll check his roledex for Lucy's number, we learn the papers on Lucy's floor are four month old resumes and that the landlord may hirer Lucy for a job.

The protagonist goes to work, TK indicates that there's been a break in and that they tried texting Y/N about the news that there's no work that day. "The kitchen is a wreck though. The back door is completely busted in, all cooking equipment banged up, and the Boss's office is completely ruined." There's a scream after police officers find a body in the freezer, afterwards an officer tells the protagonist and TK to wait outside where they're met by Peter. Peter apparently told TK to leave the restaurant after it was closed when TK informs Peter they, "had to be brought in for questioning and to get my alibi straight! Besides, Y/N wasn't answering their phone!"

Peter says he wanted to get Y/N breakfast and glares at TK who responds, "There's been a break-in and a bloody body in the freezer! There's a lot more going on right now besides your damn breakfast date!"

"Both of you, knock it off!"

Both characters apologize to the protagonist.

The protagonist hands Peter enough money to feed the three characters, after Peter leaves TK indicates they don't like Peter. Y/N rushes back into the diner believing that Lucy must be the body in the freezer, but instead it's the Landlord. An officer pulls them back out of the diner. TK walks the protagonist home, without Peter, they offer to check up on the protagonist every day since they don't have work for awhile.

(select silence = "No, I'll be fine. Thanks though.")

TK leaves, indicating they also can't pay rent with no work to go to, and with their head low and hands in their pockets.

Lucy comforts the protagonist, Peter is also in the apartment and nudges the two apart. While Lucy questions the murder of Don William's Peter's unbothered by it. Peter gets into a fight with Lucy.

"You two. Not. Now."

Lucy apologizes, Peter rubs the protagonists thigh while looking at the ground. Lucy reassures the protagonist, "'It's always darkest before the dawn,' like my mom always said. Uhh, before she started eating glass." Peter cuddles the protagonist. After Lucy leaves Peter offers to take the protagonist to his place. "Darling, trust me, the moment you see it, you won't want to leave. And if you try, I'll just have to tie you down and make you stay." "... Are you joking?" "You wanna find out...?"

Of course, the protagonist enters into Peter's beaten up, white van, to a place 3 hours away where Peter lives. Peter confesses to stalking the protagonist for the last several days and assaulting her repeatedly while she was asleep unconscious.

... (silence = "O-okay.")

Peter caresses the protagonists thigh, the protagonist finds a bloody knife is peters glove box which he promptly closes. The protagonist realizes that Peter killed her landlord and is promptly knocked out by Peter.

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Such a way with words.

Stardew Valley: Gentleman's edition!

• Elliott - Not to be confused with Elliot Rodger, the game's Elliott has long ginger hair and prefers writing a novel to posting about his microcock. He also prefers an evening playing the piano in his cabin by the beach to a mass shooting. Stardew Elliott woos players with musings about love and romance like he's a JojaMart-brand Jaden Smith, arguably better than the Supreme Gentleman's strategy of calling women sluts for not screwing him. The game's Elliott will also dedicate one of his books to you if you romance him and beds you during his 10 heart event, but it's his worst book and his first fuck. What gentlemanly Elliot could do remains unknown for obvious reasons.
• Shane - Anti-social retard who lives with his aunt Marnie. When he's not tending his chickens, he's often seen working at the JojaMart in Pelican Town. If you talk to him he'll scold you and tell you to leave him alone like an asshole, though some players claim it's just his autism. People date him for the blue chickens he'll give out when you're close enough friends and after he's done with them. Marry him if you like worrying about what your man wants more, chickens or his wife.
• Sebastian - Emo loner faggot who lives in his mom's basement like most Stardew Valley players. He spends most of his time playing vidya games on his computer and cutting himself offscreen because even his family hates him. When he does go outside, he's usually seen smoking by the mountain lake. Players often marry him out of pity because no one loves him and he'd kill himself otherwise. They stay married because if they leave he'll - surprise - kill himself.
• Sam - Sam is the only reason Sebastian hasn't killed himself yet and, out of all the other male dateables, seems the least insufferable. He spends most of his time either with Sebastian playing guitar or pool at the saloon or playing vidya games on a Gameboy lookalike. With Stardew's lacking selection of single men, the way Sam seems to care for his friend and not fuck chickens will make him look increasingly datable. When you get to know him, you'll find out he only hangs with Sebastian so he can suicide bait him offscreen.

Something Sebastian actually says to you after you marry him.

• Harvey - The town doctor in Pelican Town. He spends most of his time at the clinic doing nothing but waiting for you to pass out on your farm or in the mine so he can charge you out the ass for passing out nowhere close to his clinic, using an advanced form of medical transport known as "dragging your unconscious body by the hair". If you get to know him, you'll find he's like a more autistic Shane but with less bird rape. According to his 8 heart event, Stardew Valley is in Russia.
• Alex - Originally named Josh, Alex spends his time thinking he can go pro in football (which is named Gridball in Stardew Valley) or lifting weights. His ego is bigger than the black hole at the center of our galaxy, but that's just to mask that he's a sad drunk who has Gridball in place of a personality. Right after the wedding he'll actually walk to the saloon to watch Gridball all day and spend YOUR MONEY on beer, refusing to consummate the marriage but still fucking you.

Average Penny dialogue.

• Penny - Probably the worst choice out of all the dateable characters, Penny is a sad tradwife wannabe who lives in a shitty little trailer with her barfly mom. Penny has no ambitions other than having kids with you, so she's in for a wait if your character's female. Saying no to her at some points during the dating process will make her burst into tears and you'll lose most of your friendship points with her. If you don't date her, she'll spend her days reading at the local library and tutoring Vincent and Jas, having nothing else to do while her mom's day drinking at the saloon. Penny claims she tutors them because - with no school in Pelican Town - it's the right thing to do, but everyone knows she does it because it's her only time with people outside of getting slapped around by her alcoholic mom. If you feel bad for her - not Penny, her mom - then marry Alex so he can go to the saloon on your wedding night and keep her company.
• Emily - Blue haired feminazi that works part-time at the saloon and has a pet parrot. She likes making shitty clothes with her sister Haley using the sewing machine in their house - well, their parent's house. After marriage, she'll set up a crystal garden on your farm to meditate in and to remind you she's batshit crazy. She'll babble about horoscopes and spirituality in place of a conversation, but that's because her personality is best described as untreated mental illness.

Mental illness personified.

• Haley - Emily's sister and proof that insanity is genetic, they live together. Their parents have been out traveling the world for the past 2 years to forget the disappointment that is their daughters. Haley's a spoiled rich kid who peaked in high school and stayed a self centered cunt in adulthood, but that's just to cope with her inevitable fate. If you mention she's an aging womanchild who has nothing - not to be confused with an aging manchild who earned his farm by having a dead grandpa - she'll prove you right by getting triggered and calling you "a stupid jerk". While she may seem worlds apart, marry her and you'll find you have this much in common: both your best days are now behind you.

Haley's reaction to you dropping the truth bomb on her. Somebody call a waaaambulance.

• Abigail - Like Sebastian, but female. Abigail lives in the General Store with her parents. She's the archetypal purple haired tumblr feminist who likes being seen at the town graveyard by herself and being shit at the flute she plays. During her two heart event, she'll either comment on how much you jack off if you're male or call you a whore if you're female. She's friends with Sam and Sebastian who use her for a quick fuck, and she'll keep tag teaming them offscreen after she's married. ConcernedApe only added her so losers can finally have a goth girlfriend.
• Maru - The autistic nigger half-sister of Sebastian, Maru sometimes works at Harvey's clinic so she can help steal your heard earned gold. She is obsessed with building machines and in her spare time works with her dad in their laboratory, helping him invent new flavors of Kool-Aid and cook crack. During a cutscene, her dad calls her his "special little girl" meaning she's probably retarded, lol, that's a very gentle way to describe it. Since mental disorders can be genetic, marry her if you want fuckhead kids who will bring in those sweet SSI checks.
• Leah - Leah lives alone in her cottage in the forest outside Pelican Town, spending most of her time outdoors or working on her shitty sculpture art because she has no friends. She moved out to Pelican Town to escape her ex-partner Kel, who eventually finds her and buys her shitty art to try and win her back like a fucking psycho. If you ask her for a kiss during her two heart event, she'll punch you and kick you out of her house, making you to lose all friendship points with her and also breaking your jaw. If you're gentlemanly and go slow, she'll return the favor by avoiding domestic violence until you're married.

Undateable

Pam, totally ready and prepared to perform her duties as a bus driver.

• Pierre - The shopkeep of the General Store in Pelican Town. Pierre is such a stupid fuck he closes his shop on Wednesdays, forcing you to shop at the town's JojaMart every Wednesday and having to deal with the screeching retard Shane.
• Gus - The bartender of the local saloon. Gus fuels Pam and Alex's crippling alcoholism while Alex leeches off you to spend your money on beer and watch Gridball with his friends.
• Robin - Robin is the mother of Sebastian and Maru and is also the town snow bunny. She also runs the Carpenter's shop (which is closed most of the time anyways since Robin cares more about sucking nigger cock than running a business.)
• Demetrius - Demetrius is Robin's husband and is the ONLY black person in the entire game (unless you count his half-breed daughter Maru.) Demetrius is a scientist who studies the Wildlife of Stardew Valley. He sometimes can be seen in the laboratory with his daughter inventing new flavors of Kool-Aid since niggers can't go less than 30 minutes without drinking Kool-Aid. Like the rest of the family, he hates Sebastian too for being such a loser faggot. At one point in the game, he sends you a letter in the mail asking you to bring him a melon.
• Vincent - The child of Jodi and Kent, who is away in the military for the first year of your playthrough. Most of the time Vincent is at the library with Jas being tutored by Penny, who only does it to get away from her sad drunk of a mother. Despite watching Penny spiral out of control in front of him, he mentions that he wants to marry her someday.
• Jas - Friend of Vincent and Shane's goddaughter. She is often found with Vincent either playing at the playground or being tutored by Penny at the library. Both her and Vincent have no real personality because ConcernedApe is a lazy fuck.
• Lewis - The mayor of Pelican Town. You are introduced to him at the beginning of the game along with Robin. You later find out he has a weird relationship with Marnie. He offers you a quest to help him find his purple shorts which he asks that you deliver to him discreetly because he's embarrassed to let the people of Pelican Town - and Marnie - find out he's a closeted homosexual. There's an easter egg in the game where at 12:40 AM in game you can find him and Marnie hiding in a bush.
• Marnie - Marnie is Shane's aunt and Lewis' fucktoy. She lives in the Cindersap Forest outside of town and south of your farm in her ranch. She sells the player animals and animal supplies all while making sure her nephew doesn't tend to more of her chickens. In her (or Lewis') 6 heart event, Marnie confirms that she and Lewis are indeed dating.
• Pam - The town drunk and Penny's godawful mother. She spends most of her time at the saloon drinking to forget her disappointment of a daughter Penny. If you spend all your money restoring the Bus Service to the desert, she sobers up and becomes the town bus driver. Which means the only person who drives you and anyone else in or out of the Valley is a known drunk with more DUIs than stars in the known universe. While it's easy to judge the town for hiring her, this is actually a touching act of kindness: if Penny ever grows a spine and leaves her, this job and her liquid therapy guarantee she won't die alone. If you hate money, you can also spend 300,000 FUCKING GOLD building a new house for her and Penny.
• Linus - No, not Linus Tech Tips or the faggot that created the Linux operating system, Linus is a homeless man who dressed like a caveman and lives in a tent in the mountains and does fuck all except sleep and collect berries. He reveals to you that he's homeless by choice and refuses to rejoin civilization if you ask him to join you on your farm.
• Morris - The game's antagonist and owner of Joja Corporation. You have the option of rebuilding the dilapidated community center in the middle of town or paying him some money to tear it down and let him build a JojaMart Warehouse over it.

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You will need to click [edit] to see the difference between the above, the latter needs a pipe to end the multiquote template, while the former doesnt need an ending pipe.

Chatlog

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[-+]test 1

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[-+]test 2

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Alternatives to Centering

à la <center>, the obvious choice

<center>centered text</center>

à la {{center}} (a different way to access the above <center>)

{{center | centered text}}

à la <table>

<table style="margin: .1em auto .1em auto;"><tr><td>centered text</td><tr></table>

à la wiki-tables

{| style="margin: .1em auto .1em auto;" | centered text |}

à la <div>

<div style="text-align: center;">centered text</div>

à la <pre> (have you read your SICP today? part 1)

position relative

<pre style="position: relative; float: left; left: 22%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left; width: 63%; border: none; background: transparent; word-wrap: break-word;">centered text</pre>

à la <pre> (have you read your SICP today? part 2)

position absolute

<pre style="position: absolute; float: left; left: 22%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left; width: 63%; border: none; background: transparent; word-wrap: break-word;">centered text</pre>

as an extra note, for both parts that require the pre tag you have to sit there and figure out a balance on your own monitor and hope it comes out even for everyone else (even though it wont, change your screen resolution) - this should only be used if you have SJIS that you want to add to an article and also want it centered, youll probably fail with this kind of centering too. use this template as a base for getting most of the concrete work for SJIS prefabbed for you.

the second version (directly above this little bit of commentary) requires oldschool linebreaks. dont ask, i didnt write mediawiki, make the html specification, etc. this may no longer be required BUT if you click "edit" for this section specifically, you will see four line<br />eaks with a comment noting the reason why they exist. go ahead, look for yourself.

Piping to 4chan boards properly

Because there are some issues with piping anything that starts with a forward slash, eg any of 4chans boards, the only workaround is to just drop the first slash while including the second slash. For example:

1. Broken: /v/ (redirects to the V for Vendetta movie article)

   [[v|/v/]]

2. Broken: /v/ (sometimes ends up redirecting to really stupid stuff like http:///v/, never do this plz kthxbai)

   [[/v/|/v/]]

3. Working: /v/ (redirects to the /v/ article like it should)

   [[v/|/v/]]

How to force a linebreak properly

1. DO:

   <br />

2. DO NOT:

   <br>

Fun stuff

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Shh, I'm actually just doing it for the lulz ;)

the challenge here was to:

• make another section to pass time
• dont use textareas (since the wiki doesnt allow them, rightly so)
• center the content without breaking the text
• dont go overboard with the animu shit
• use brain for split second and give myself a default list to start out with
• learn how to make a template

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