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[[File:Immelmann Fursona.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Immy's [[fursona]]. How much you wanna bet he's a fat asshole [[IRL]]?]]
'''Immelmann''' is a 28-year-old professional [[furfag]], [[shitty art|artist]], [[Vaporwave|musician]] and [[webcomic|writer]] of such utter [[shit|masterpieces]] such as ''Concession'', ''Ballerina Mafia'' and ''The Order of the Black Dog''. Only such [[HA HA HA, OH WOW|quality]] work could have been made by a [[No|master]] [[Retard|genius]], [[Amirite|for sure]]? By the way, ''Concession'' actually won an award for best anthropomorphic graphic story in 2009. For those not in the know, Concession is a comic full of little else than furry porn, rape, ''horrible'' jokes (if you can even call tying someone to a chair and making them watch the [[unfunny|DEE DEE DEE]] clip on loop a fucking joke),
rape, pedophilia, pedophilic rape, torture porn, [http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Dominic_Deegan Dominic Deegan] references, a demonic wolf fucking a lizard, brain cancer subplots, bad gay jokes, and oh, that's right. '''''{{bigred|RAPE!!!}}''''' that's it. It went on for two years and won an award in the furry community. How does that even happen?! Oh right. Because the furries are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feck fecking] dickheads. I'm sorry, I forgot for a moment that there was no such thing as a sane furry. Side note: somehow, this asshole happens to have an IRL girlfriend. I'm not kidding.
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Immelmann (born April 13, 1987) is a bellow average furfag artist located somewhere in [[Massachusetts]], the gay heart of USA. He spends his time in his basement, masturbating, like most furries do. Not much else is known about Immelmann because nobody cares about him. His ED page is the result of countless requests from [[TheDOSFag|his lunatic fangirl]].
==Concession==
[[File:http://d.facdn.net/art/immelmann/1404751484/1404751484.immelmann_20140707.jpg|thumb|right|300px|So funny! So random!]]


==Ongoing Series==
Started as a movie theather comic, then turned into furry drama half porn and ended up into a fucked up storyline. Immelmann himself said that he made so many changes to the plot that he fucked it up entirely so he gave up on it completely.
 
===The [[abortions|cast]] of Concession===
*'''Joel''' - Some [[emo]] wolf with unexplained magic powers that got raped by his psychotic brother as a pup and tries to make a group of nobodies working at a movie theater his [[X is not your personal army|personal army]] of...whatever.
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*'''Matt''' - A gay [[manchild|"childlike"]] cat who [[wat|gets skinned by the wolf and somehow regenerates it back]]. because science.
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*'''Artie''' - A mouse with brain cancer caused by the wolf's demonic powers, [[lolwut|which causes him to want to rape little girls]]. Because fuck you that's why.
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*'''Aaron''' - The world's gayest skunk who refuses to wear pants or anything other than a girl's sweater. Somehow was always popular in school, even though he's a drag queen. [[Shit nobody cares about|Is the heir to a wealthy business corporation.]]
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*'''Roland''' - A bisexual, snobby, [[Shitty art|artsy]] pangolin. Loves to [[incest|fuck his cousin]].
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*'''Rick''' - A greasy, [[fat]], lazy ring-tailed lemur. Had a boo-hoo childhood and went into [[drugs|drug use]].
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*'''Angela''' - A slutty [[wtf|dinosaur]] whose only goals in life are to fuck anything that moves and never wear any undergarments. [[wat|Her family somehow breeds a cutthroat personality, according to the cast description.]]
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*'''Dave''' - A midget panda who runs the movie theater that everybody works at and [[pretty cool guy|doesn't afraid of anything]].
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*'''Mel''' - A dolphin that contributes [[shit nobody cares about|nothing important or interesting to the plot]].
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*'''Kelly''' - A lesbian zebra who was rightfully kicked out of her mother's house and went to live with her funny uncle. She likes to dabble in the stock market, since her shitty theater job doesn't pay much.
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*'''Thonnen''' - An artsy dinosaur who likes to fuck the pangolin character. Not much else.
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*'''Valae''' - Yet ANOTHER dinosaur character, one who is forced to rape his cousin, Thonnen.
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*'''Chelsie''' - The trannie cheep that gets raped by the mouse.
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*'''[[Monty Python|Tim]]''' - A random raccoon character who is a priest for the "Church of the Shepherd."
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*'''Lorelei''' The wolf's mom who has no problems with hear son being satanic or gay. Obviously Mother-of-the-Year material. [[wtf|Also has a history of hitting on her son's friends]].
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*'''Franz''' - Yet another tranny character, this time a bilby. Are we seeing a trend here? Was almost named after [[Hitler]] by its parents. Became a tranny because of a dare that ended up with it getting raped. Is part of a [[punk]] rock band.
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*'''Katie''' - A pedophile lemur and sister to Rick. [[Srs|Tempts the mouse to raep moar children!]]
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*'''Millicent''' - A squirrel who is vice president of the theater business. She causes the employees to go on strike after she fires the midget panda and slutty dinosaur-lizard-thing. [[Wat|The wolf bastard wanted to skill-fuck the squirrel with his spooky voodoo magic in order to get back at his brother.]]
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*'''Cecil''' - A gay cheetah (geez, another gay character? why are there so many of them in this comic?) who is bestest friends with Aaron (already for got who that was, seriously) and also a [[lolwut|nudist]]. Likes [[vidya]]s and cars.
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*'''Clive''' - A deranged MPD okapi (what the fuck ''is'' that?) whose other personality is gay (ugh. yet another gay we can add to the list of infinite amount of characters in this shitheap). A pretty [[boring]] character.
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*'''Claire''' - A hamster with a [[WTF|shaving fetish]]. I'm not kidding. Fortunately there is nothing else important about this character.
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*'''Tom''' - Finally, the last character. This one happens to be a skink who comes from a [[jew]]ish family! Great. Also is submissive to his wife, as he changed his last name to hers, instead of vice-versa. Used to be a [[wtf|super-villain]].
===Concession's "story"===
Please add text to this section.
 
No, do it yourself furnigger.


===Concession===
==Ballerina Mafia==


Started as a movie theather comic, then turned into furry drama half porn and ended up into a fucked up storyline. Immelmann himself said that he made so many changes to the plot that he fucked it up entirely so he gave up on it completely.
[[File:Immelmann3.jpg|thumb|right|300px|As funny as it gets]]


===Ballerina Mafia===
[[bullshit|Ballerina Mafia]] is Immelmann's second attempt at a web comic. Seeing that the first one sucked, and the plot was so messed up and needlessly complicated that even Immelmann himself forgot what he wanted to do with it, his next series does not have a plot at all, and follows the life of random characters.


Immelmann's second attempt at a comic series. Seeing that his first one, where he tried to make a complicated plot, failed so hard due to his terrible writing skills, he decided to make a comic with no plot at all. Eventually, he turned this comic as sort of funny take on his life, hence all the events take place indoors and in video games.
Eventually the series evolved in a comic about Immelmann's personal life, with scenes taking place in indoor spaces or in video games.
[[File:http://www.ballerinamafia.net/comics/20141222.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Ballerina Mafia... As funny as it gets.]]


===The Order of the Black Dog===
==Order of the Black Wolf==


A sci-fi/lovecraftian comic. The Order of the Black Dog is basically Immelmann's excuse to draw tentacle/furry porn.
A sci-fi/lovecraftian comic. The Order of the Black Dog is basically Immelmann's excuse to draw tentacle/furry porn.


==Awards==
==Awards==
In 2009, Ursa Major Award awarded Immelmann the Best Anthropomorphic Graphic Story Award. Keep in mind that Ursa Major Award is a Hipster Furry's Award Site and, being hipster and all, Ursa Major Awards only gives awards to bullshit art nobody has heard/cares about. Even so, Immelmann waves this 'award' around like it's a badge of honor.
No other awards have been given to this faggot (take a hint, asshole), even though he has been making art for a living ever since.
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In 2009, Ursa Major Award awarded Immelmann the Best Anthropomorphic Graphic Story Award. Keep in mind that Ursa Major Award is a Hipster Furry's Award Site and, being hipster and all, Ursa Major Awards only gives awards to bullshit art nobody has heard/cares about. Even so, Immelmann waves this 'award' around like it's a badge of honor.


No other awards have been given to this faggot (take a hint, asshole), even though he has been making art for a living ever since.
==External Links==
*[http://immelmann.net/ Immelmann's website]
*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Concession The BWW's review of the shit-tastic comic]
*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Concession_fan_reply Reaction to the review from his insane fans]
*[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Concession_fan_reply Webcomic Relief review]
*{{furaffinity|immelmann|FA account}}
*{{dauser|sonofnothing|DA account}}
*{{twitter|Immelmann42|Twitter account}}
*{{yt|u|Immelmann42|YT account}}
*{{Livestream|Immelmann|Livestream account}}
*[http://anonym.to/http://forum.concessioncomic.com/viewtopic.php?t=2505&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 The concession comic's forums]
*[http://www.cracked.com/article_17607_the-5-circles-baffling-web-comic-hell_p4.html Cracked's take on the subject at hand]
*[http://orderoftheblackdog.com/ The Order of the Black Dog]
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Immelmann His WikiFur page]
*[https://inkbunny.net/Immelmann InkBunny account]
*[https://immelmann.sofurry.com/ Sofurfag account]


==Websites==


*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Immelmann/ Furry DeviantArt Clone]
{{Furfaggotry}}
*[https://www.patreon.com/Immelmann?ty=h/ His shitty Patreon]
{{Webcomics}}
*[http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Immelmann His Wikifur Page]

Latest revision as of 06:43, 13 January 2023

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Immy's fursona. How much you wanna bet he's a fat asshole IRL?

Immelmann is a 28-year-old professional furfag, artist, musician and writer of such utter masterpieces such as Concession, Ballerina Mafia and The Order of the Black Dog. Only such quality work could have been made by a master genius, for sure? By the way, Concession actually won an award for best anthropomorphic graphic story in 2009. For those not in the know, Concession is a comic full of little else than furry porn, rape, horrible jokes (if you can even call tying someone to a chair and making them watch the DEE DEE DEE clip on loop a fucking joke), rape, pedophilia, pedophilic rape, torture porn, Dominic Deegan references, a demonic wolf fucking a lizard, brain cancer subplots, bad gay jokes, and oh, that's right. RAPE!!! that's it. It went on for two years and won an award in the furry community. How does that even happen?! Oh right. Because the furries are fecking dickheads. I'm sorry, I forgot for a moment that there was no such thing as a sane furry. Side note: somehow, this asshole happens to have an IRL girlfriend. I'm not kidding.

Concession

Started as a movie theather comic, then turned into furry drama half porn and ended up into a fucked up storyline. Immelmann himself said that he made so many changes to the plot that he fucked it up entirely so he gave up on it completely.

The cast of Concession

  • Joel - Some emo wolf with unexplained magic powers that got raped by his psychotic brother as a pup and tries to make a group of nobodies working at a movie theater his personal army of...whatever.
  • Rick - A greasy, fat, lazy ring-tailed lemur. Had a boo-hoo childhood and went into drug use.
  • Kelly - A lesbian zebra who was rightfully kicked out of her mother's house and went to live with her funny uncle. She likes to dabble in the stock market, since her shitty theater job doesn't pay much.
  • Thonnen - An artsy dinosaur who likes to fuck the pangolin character. Not much else.
  • Valae - Yet ANOTHER dinosaur character, one who is forced to rape his cousin, Thonnen.
  • Chelsie - The trannie cheep that gets raped by the mouse.
  • Tim - A random raccoon character who is a priest for the "Church of the Shepherd."
  • Franz - Yet another tranny character, this time a bilby. Are we seeing a trend here? Was almost named after Hitler by its parents. Became a tranny because of a dare that ended up with it getting raped. Is part of a punk rock band.
  • Cecil - A gay cheetah (geez, another gay character? why are there so many of them in this comic?) who is bestest friends with Aaron (already for got who that was, seriously) and also a nudist. Likes vidyas and cars.
  • Clive - A deranged MPD okapi (what the fuck is that?) whose other personality is gay (ugh. yet another gay we can add to the list of infinite amount of characters in this shitheap). A pretty boring character.
  • Claire - A hamster with a shaving fetish. I'm not kidding. Fortunately there is nothing else important about this character.
  • Tom - Finally, the last character. This one happens to be a skink who comes from a jewish family! Great. Also is submissive to his wife, as he changed his last name to hers, instead of vice-versa. Used to be a super-villain.

Concession's "story"

Please add text to this section.

No, do it yourself furnigger.

Ballerina Mafia

As funny as it gets

Ballerina Mafia is Immelmann's second attempt at a web comic. Seeing that the first one sucked, and the plot was so messed up and needlessly complicated that even Immelmann himself forgot what he wanted to do with it, his next series does not have a plot at all, and follows the life of random characters.

Eventually the series evolved in a comic about Immelmann's personal life, with scenes taking place in indoor spaces or in video games.

Order of the Black Wolf

A sci-fi/lovecraftian comic. The Order of the Black Dog is basically Immelmann's excuse to draw tentacle/furry porn.

Awards

In 2009, Ursa Major Award awarded Immelmann the Best Anthropomorphic Graphic Story Award. Keep in mind that Ursa Major Award is a Hipster Furry's Award Site and, being hipster and all, Ursa Major Awards only gives awards to bullshit art nobody has heard/cares about. Even so, Immelmann waves this 'award' around like it's a badge of honor.

No other awards have been given to this faggot (take a hint, asshole), even though he has been making art for a living ever since.

Gallery



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