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{{quote|1=dick after AIDS ridden dick went in and out of your holes, depositing their diseased spooge into each. one particularly sadistic man, who i recall fondly, didn't take kindly to your amateurish attempt at fellatio. "too much teeth" he said, before knocking them all out with a ball pien hammer, at which time you gave him the best bloody gumming he ever felt.|2=Hipcrime|3=dreaming of Wikipedians}}


<center>{{frame|1=<span style="color:red; background-color:black; font-weight:bold;"> /!\ </span><span style="color:black; background-color:red; font-weight:bold;"> WARNING: This page is about a known [[breeder|heterosexual]]. He will fuck your bitches.</span><span style="color:red; background-color:black; font-weight:bold;"> /!\ </span>|border=red|background=black}}</center>
[[File:Hipcrime alt.barefoot 1997.06.14 foot.jpg|thumb|The sexiest feet]]
'''[[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]],''' aka '''poko''' and fka {{wpcl|Badmachine}}, is a current [[Special:ListUsers/sysop|ED SysOp]] and was a reputable [[TOW]] editor until they [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ABadmachine&type=block banned the fuck out of him.] According to his [[Baleeted|extinct]] former user page, after much [[Buttsecks|homosexuality]] in the 80's, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of  [[AIDS|change]] in the 90's, and would eventually lead to the discovery of a love for both [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[Lil B]] in the 2000's.


[[File:Hipcrime.jpg|thumb|left|Purpling a pony in 2012.]]
==Why Wikipedia Doesn't Appreciate Hipcrime==
[[File:JeffStryker1986.jpg|thumb|Hooking up with Jeff Stryker in 1986.]]
[[File:Wikipediahipcrime.png|380px|thumb|center|[[Jersey Shore|The situation]] in a nutshell.]]
[[File:AlisonBadmachine.jpg|thumb|Hooking up with [[Alison]] in 2009.]]


{{wpul|Badmachine}} aka '''Celebratedpooper''' aka '''hipcrime''' was a celebrated [[TOW]] editor for a 4-year span beginning in 2008, until of course he was actually noticed by staff and in typical Wiki fashion, they [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ABadmachine&type=block banned the fuck out of him]. According to his extinct user page, after much homosexuality in the 80s, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of [[drugs|change]] in the 90s. This eventually caused him to embrace his heterosexuality and grow a [[neckbeard|beard]] in the 2000s, and in the 2010s, he has taken to spray-painting ponies.
{{quote|You do things deliberately because other people find them offensive, and then pretend you don't know what happened. Drop the bullshit.
|Some asshole at [[ANI]], ''displaying a mixture of jealousy and butthurt.''}}


==Personal Life==
[[Over 9000|Countless]] times has Hipcrime led holy crusades into the kingdom of [[TOW]], inserting [[truth]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20131215002941/http://www.ipolitics.ca/2012/05/31/magnottas-name-inserted-into-homolka-wikipedia-page-multiple-times/ removing vandalism] {{archive|fwHJj}}, and defending the [[Plebian|lessers]] of Wikipedia. Although Wikipedia is the alleged [[Lie|"sum of all human knowledge"]], the majority of Wikipedians have a strong distaste for Hipcrime's perfectly-sourced information, telling him to [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rick_Santorum&diff=479599658&oldid=479578039 "go be insensitive somewhere else"].


=== Background ===
Because Hipcrime was actually enjoying his editing on Wikipedia, some humorless cunt named [[:File:Rklawton.png|Rklawton]] told him "we are here to create and edit an [[Uncyclopedia|encyclopedia]]. If you lose sight of this fact, you'll find yourself [[War|in opposition]] to those of us who haven't." But they didn't stop there, as the Wikipedians went onto [[BAWWW|whine]] about the glorious [[Fifty Hitler post|50 penis post]] that was included on Hipcrime's userpage. While [[Wikipedia is not censored]], they decided it would be best to [[Assburgers|sperg out]] about images of the male anatomy on a userpage.


[[File:Hipcrime.jpg|thumb|Badmachine in 2012]]
[[File:Hipcrime_goes_to_ED.jpg|340px|thumb|Hipcrime's debut LP, featuring the songs "I'm Not A Troll" and "Sockage."]]
Badmachine was born in Columbus, Ohio in the late 1960s. Badmachine's father, who was addicted to heroin, abandoned the family and divorced Badmachine's mother in 1971. Badmachine did well in school, but was bullied because of his effeminate manner and propensity to kiss boys. His mother was supportive of her son, and frequently had interactions with his schools due to their inability to deal with the bullying.


In the late 1970s, at about age 10, it was decided by Franklin County Children's Services that Badmachine required a male influence, and was placed in a program called "One to One", a mentoring program similar to "Big Brothers and Big Sisters". The "mentor" selected for Badmachine was a middle-aged bachelor named [redacted], who worked at [redacted] in Columbus, Ohio.
{{quote|Badmachine, you have already been pointed to the guideline under which additions of [[Cocks|sexually provocative content]] can be reverted. And yet you appear to be dead set on having the image of a [[LOL|penis on your userpage]]. Please be aware that the next time you try to add one back, I'll '''fully protect the page indefinitely.'''}}


=== Early computer experience ===
After grudgingly removing his precious penises, Badmachine retaliated by adding a [[GNAA]] userbox to his talk page. This caused even worse [[Butthurt|rectal wreckage]] in the [[aspies]] at Wikipedia because of the GNAA's recent [[Ownage|release of thousands of logs]] from Wikipedia IRC exposing their canvassing, sex chats, and general [[Faggotry|dickery]].


Badmachine's experience with computers began in the early 1980s when a sibling upgraded from a VIC-20 to a Commodore 64, and gave Badmachine a Commodore VIC-20 with a 300 baud "Vicmodem". Because [redacted] worked at [redacted], Badmachine had free access to the service, until [redacted] was fired by [redacted] after his arrest for kiddy porn, and child molestation.
{{quote|09:05 &poko: funny how [[GNAA|four little letters]] cause wikipedia to shit their drawers.}}


After [redacted] was convicted and imprisoned, Badmachine, who lived in poverty at the time, lost his [redacted] access, and for several years, his interest in computers.
===Block #2===


=== Kiddy porn star ===
{{main|Qwyrxian}}


When Badmachine was between the ages of about 11 and 14, [redacted] videotaped and photographed himself engaged in sex acts with Badmachine, and sent copies to [redacted] cousin [redacted], in [redacted]. The original videotapes and images were seized by the Franklin County Sheriff, and subsequently used in the prosecution of [redacted].
After replacing the dongs with a [[Cool story bro|boring bio]], some power-mad [[Faggot|failure]] named '''Qwyrxian''' [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Badmachine&oldid=493798604#May_2012 decided] that Hipcrime's userpage was a violation of TOW policy because there was no way to prove that his biography on it was legitimate. This reason being pulled out of his ass because of Qwyrxian's constant Hipcrime-induced rage at [[Wikipedia:Talk:Lil B|Talk:Lil B]], [[Lil B|a subject]] Qwyrxian ([[Powerword|Aaron Hahn]]) knows nothing about outside of a single [[Jewgle|Google]] search.  


=== Age of consent ===
<center><big>'''The userpage in question</big></center>


In 1986, when Badmachine turned 18, the Ohio minimum age for purchasing and consuming alcohol had not yet been changed to age 21, and Badmachine drank heavily, and was arrested for OMVI, public drunkenness, and public urination.
{{story|[[File:Hipcrime userpage 1339101515533.png|800px]]}}


== HIV and AIDS ==
He called a [[Personal army|mighty army]] of meatpuppets to aid him in the [[Ban|block]], all of which were later exposed and shut down by [[Brony|ponynigger]] forces. In a glorious turn of events, [[Win|Hipcrime was unblocked]].


On August 19, 1991, Badmachine was diagnosed HIV+, and by 1994, had developed AIDS. In 1996, HAART (highly active anti retroviral therapy) became widely available, and Badmachine, who, by this time, was very ill, began HAART treatment.
===Block #3===


=== Internet ===
{{main|Ironholds}}


In October, 1996, the same brother who gave Badmachine his first computer, supplied Badmachine with a 133 MHz 586 with 32 megabytes of RAM, Windows 95, and a MindSpring account pre-installed, which at the time included mIRC, Forte Agent, WS_FTP, and Eudora.
{{quote|[20:19] <Meepsheep> ya but your ban was hilarious|Meepsheep|a truth machine}}


Badmachine was a prolific poster on Usenet, and frequented DALnet until the early 2000s, when the web became more focused on user-generated content. Before Deja News was bought out by Google Groups, they offered Usenet users the opportunity to "nuke" (delete) posts, as long as the account requesting deletion could be confirmed, and most of his posts were deleted from the Deja News archive before its buyout by Google.
Finally, the [[IRC]] aspies had enough. [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Uhaercny|A sock]] was hastily thrown together, and a kangaroo court decided that Badmachine had a multitude of [[sockpuppets]]. [[WMF]] embarrassment and lowly employee [[Ironholds]] ([[Powerword|Oliver Keyes]]) decided enough was enough and set out to remove Hipcrime once and for all. After blocking him, Hipcrime left a reasonable unblock request that was denied by none other than [[Fluffernutter|Ironholds' girlfriend]]. '''This is seriously how Wikipedia operates.'''


=== Move to California ===
After Badmachine threatened to expose this travesty of justice, his user talk access was revoked by renowned [[Wimminz|sandwich artist]] Deskana, which led to retaliatory action, and ArbCom taking over the block.


In March, 2002, Badmachine moved to California after treatment of shingles on his feet with high doses of intravenous solumedrol left him with avascular necrosis, and limited mobility, necessitating replacement of both hips with Biomet Taperloc arthroplasties.
Unfortunately, the dicks refused to remove the ban, which promoted much [[GNAA]] flooding of Wikipedia IRC, to the point that both #wikipedia-en and #wikipedia [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=52726#p52726 were kept on +r for extended periods]. Once more, Wikipedia [[YHBT|has been trolled, and has lost]].


=== IRL Friendship, The AIDS Holocaust, and OTI friendship ===
====lol====
 
By 1998, AIDS had claimed almost all of Badmachine's IRL friends, and he turned to the Internet to make friends. Badmachine had already been surprised how angry people became over things that happened on the Internet that really don't matter, especially when viewed from the perspective of a dying man who had lost his IRL friends to AIDS. This was when Badmachine took up his current view that trolling is a necessary part of the evolution of Internet users into thicker-skinned people.
 
Badmachine made many new friends on the Internet, and some of those friends were Internet trolls. He became fast friends with people directly or indirectly associated with the Internet trolling organization GNAA.
 
=== Encyclopedia Dramatica ===
 
Due to his interest in the Internet and Internet culture, Badmachine began contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica in April, 2008 as "Celebratedpooper", "Badmachine", and finally as "Hipcrime". It was while using the user name "Hipcrime" that Badmachine got sysop at Encyclopedia Dramatica dot com, and subsequently, Encyclopedia Dramatica dot ch, and retained his sysop status after the site moved to its current Swedish domain.
 
=== Personal views on trolling ===
 
Because of Badmachine's personal views on the beneficial aspects of trolling, many have accused him of being a troll himself. Badmachine denies this, but few believe him, to his amusement. Badmachine remains particularly amused by the hypocrisy stemming from the fact that Wikmedia hosts every sort of porn imaginable, yet prevents images of penises on his user page, despite Wikipedia's claim of being uncensored. More amusing to Badmachine is that the prevention of penises is at least somewhat justifiable, but that the addition of the GNAA logo to his userpage makes Wikipedians shit their collective panties.
 
{{quote|I don't agree with the statement that he's "just here to troll". A casual glance at his contributions shows mostly productive edits. Maybe we're all being trolled and one day Badmachine will become a steward and the main page will be raining penises, but for now I think there's not much of a case even for blocking.|author=[[User:Laser brain|Laser brain]]|source=[[Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/IncidentArchive750#Community_ban_proposal_for_User:Badmachine|AN/I community ban proposal]], {{diff2|490125835|closed}} by [[User:CambridgeBayWeather|CambridgeBayWeather]] as "The dick pic is gone and the page is unprotected. The ban ain't happening and some people need to get a grip."}}
 
 
==B&==
 
Badmachine came under flak on [[TOW]] when he claimed to be an active editor of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. This caught the attention of the [[GNAA]] who defended Badmachine by exposing the Wikipedia homophobe cabal. He was valiantly defended until TOW finally had enough of his crap, and [[Ironholds]] banned him because ''fuck you that's why''. He then took his fight to [[ArbCom]] which, of course, hastily put his case with all the other legitimate concerns into [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|file 13]].
 
==Why Wikipedia doesn't appreciate hipcrime==
[[File:Wikipediahipcrime.png|thumb|right|In a nutshell]]
{{quote|You do things deliberately because other people find them offensive, and then pretend you don't know what happened. Drop the bullshit.|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Roux Some asshole on AN/I]}}
 
Countless times has hipcrime lead holy crusades into the kingdom of [[TOW]], inserting truth, [http://www.ipolitics.ca/2012/05/31/magnottas-name-inserted-into-homolka-wikipedia-page-multiple-times/ removing vandalism], and defending the lessers of Wikipedia. Although Wikipedia is the alleged "sum of all human knowledge", the majority of Wikipedians have a strong distaste for hipcrime's perfectly sourced information, telling him to "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rick_Santorum&diff=479599658&oldid=479578039 go be insensitive somewhere else]". And because hipcrime was actually enjoying his editing on Wikipedia, some humourless cunt named [[:File:Rklawton.png|Rklawton]] told him "we are here to create and edit an encyclopedia. If you lose sight of this fact, you'll find yourself in opposition to those of us who haven't". But they did not stop there, as the Wikipedians went onto whine about the glorious 50 penis post contained on hipcrime's userpage. While [[Wikipedia is not censored]], they decided it would be best to sperg out about images of the male anatomy on a userpage.
 
{{quote|Badmachine, you have already been pointed to the guideline under which additions of sexually provocative content can be reverted. And yet you appear to be dead set on having the image of a penis on your userpage. Please be aware that the next time you try to add one back, I'll fully protect the page indefinitely.}}
 
===Block #1===
{{main|Qwyrxian}}
Eventually some power-mad failure named '''Qwyrxian''' decided that hipcrime's userpage was a violation of TOW policy because there was no way to prove that his biography on it was legitimate. This reason being pulled out of his ass because of Qwyrxian's constant hipcrime-induced rage at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lil_B Talk:Lil B] ([[Lil B|a subject]] Qwyrxian aka Aaron Hahn knows nothing about). He called a mighty army of meatpuppets to aid him in the block, all of which were later exposed and shut down by gaynigger forces. In a glorious turn of events, hipcrime was unblocked.
 
===Block #2===
{{main|Ironholds}}
After embarrassing the [[WMF]] to no end, lowly employee [[Ironholds]] (Oliver Keyes) decided enough was enough and set out to remove hipcrime once and for all. After blocking him, hipcrime left a reasonable unblock request that was denied by none other than [[Ironholds#Ironholds_x_Fluffernutter|Ironhold's girlfriend]]. This is seriously how Wikipedia operates.


Unfortunately, the dicks refused to remove the ban, which promoted much [[GNAA]] flooding of Wikipedia IRC, to the point that both #wikipedia-en and #wikipedia were kept on +r for extended periods. Once more, Wikipedia has been trolled, and has lost.
====lol====
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[20:22] <+Ironholds> badmachine, I'm not in any kind of relationship with the declining sysop. Shut your pie-hole.
[20:22] <+Ironholds> badmachine, I'm not in any kind of relationship with the declining sysop. Shut your pie-hole.
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==[[Wikipedia is not censored|Deleted userpage]]==
<center><big><big>[[File:Mudkip Dancing.gif|55px]]'''The rest, of course, is history.''' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif]]</big></big></center>
{{center|{{scrollpic|Hipcrime userpage.png|900|500}}}}
 
==Fanart==
 
{{cg|Hipcrime Fanart|cg1|center|
<gallery perrow="4">
File:Hipcrime 2004.jpg|Original
File:Hipcrime_fanart_Atomic_Joe.jpg|By [[User:Atomic Joe|Atomic Joe]]
File:Hipcrime fanart LA.jpg|By LA
File:Hipcrime_fanart_THUNDERPUSSY.jpg|By [[User talk:THUNDERPUSSY|THUNDERPUSSY]]
</gallery>
|
<gallery perrow="4">
File:Hipcrime_fanart_Clerisy.jpg|By Clerisy
File:Hipcrime heaven.png|By Meepsheep
File:Sketchasketch fanart.jpg|By Sketch
File:Challenger fanart.jpg|By Challenger
File:Hipcrime fanart Pamela.jpg|By Pamela
File:Hipcat LOLDECKS.png|By [[User:Mr Jonzz|everyone's favorite Martian]]
File:Hipcrime fanart IHM 1687386475835.png|IHM
</gallery>}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
 
*'''[[User:Hipcrime|Hipcrime]]''' - His ED user page.
*[[Dongforce]]
*[[Ironholds]]
*[[Ironholds]]
*[[Qwyrxian]]
*[[Qwyrxian]]
*[[ArbCom]]
*[[ArbCom]]
*[[Barnstar]]
*[[Willy on Wheels]]
*[[The 1000 Titles of Hipcrime]]
*[[Hipcrime Appreciation Station|We love badmachine]]
*[[Hipcrime Appreciation Station|We love badmachine]]
*[[WP:You have no rights]]


==External Links==
==External Links==


*{{wptl|Badmachine}} is all that remains of his censored talk (the rest is archived at [[Wikipedia:User talk:Badmachine/Archive 1]])
*{{wptl|Badmachine}} is all that remains of his censored talk (the rest is archived at <s>[[Wikipedia:User talk:Badmachine/Archive 1]]</s> "[[delete fucking everything|blanked as a courtesy]]" by Wikipedia) but some [https://web.archive.org/web/20190114161243/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine/Archive1 parts] of his [https://web.archive.org/web/20110713050901/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Badmachine censored talk] is archived on the [[Wayback Machine]].
*{{wpul|Badmachine/gallery|His old gallery}}
*<s>{{wpul|Badmachine/gallery|His old gallery}}</s>
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Badmachine&oldid=494447554 Last edit of userpage on May 2012]
*<s>[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AList_of_banned_users&diff=502696755&oldid=501831779#Bans_of_indefinite_duration Badmachine]</s> on the [[list of banned users|list of banned losers]] {{archive|RUxgF#selection-3113.0-3145.54}}
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AList_of_banned_users&diff=502696755&oldid=501831779#Bans_of_indefinite_duration Badmachine] on the [[list of banned users|list of banned losers]]
 


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Note: this is an article about an Encyclopedia Dramatica user. For more information, please see the appropriate user page. To leave this user a message, please visit their talk page.
   
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dick after AIDS ridden dick went in and out of your holes, depositing their diseased spooge into each. one particularly sadistic man, who i recall fondly, didn't take kindly to your amateurish attempt at fellatio. "too much teeth" he said, before knocking them all out with a ball pien hammer, at which time you gave him the best bloody gumming he ever felt.
  		„
  		 

—Hipcrime, dreaming of Wikipedians

The sexiest feet

Hipcrime, aka poko and fka Badmachine, is a current ED SysOp and was a reputable TOW editor until they banned the fuck out of him. According to his extinct former user page, after much homosexuality in the 80's, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of change in the 90's, and would eventually lead to the discovery of a love for both Encyclopedia Dramatica and Lil B in the 2000's.

Why Wikipedia Doesn't Appreciate Hipcrime

The situation in a nutshell.
   
“ 		 
You do things deliberately because other people find them offensive, and then pretend you don't know what happened. Drop the bullshit.


 

„
  		 

—Some asshole at ANI, displaying a mixture of jealousy and butthurt.

Countless times has Hipcrime led holy crusades into the kingdom of TOW, inserting truth, removing vandalism (archive), and defending the lessers of Wikipedia. Although Wikipedia is the alleged "sum of all human knowledge", the majority of Wikipedians have a strong distaste for Hipcrime's perfectly-sourced information, telling him to "go be insensitive somewhere else".

Because Hipcrime was actually enjoying his editing on Wikipedia, some humorless cunt named Rklawton told him "we are here to create and edit an encyclopedia. If you lose sight of this fact, you'll find yourself in opposition to those of us who haven't." But they didn't stop there, as the Wikipedians went onto whine about the glorious 50 penis post that was included on Hipcrime's userpage. While Wikipedia is not censored, they decided it would be best to sperg out about images of the male anatomy on a userpage.

Hipcrime's debut LP, featuring the songs "I'm Not A Troll" and "Sockage."
   
“ 		 
Badmachine, you have already been pointed to the guideline under which additions of sexually provocative content can be reverted. And yet you appear to be dead set on having the image of a penis on your userpage. Please be aware that the next time you try to add one back, I'll fully protect the page indefinitely.
  		„
  		 

After grudgingly removing his precious penises, Badmachine retaliated by adding a GNAA userbox to his talk page. This caused even worse rectal wreckage in the aspies at Wikipedia because of the GNAA's recent release of thousands of logs from Wikipedia IRC exposing their canvassing, sex chats, and general dickery.

   
“ 		 
09:05 &poko: funny how four little letters cause wikipedia to shit their drawers.
  		„
  		 

Block #2

Moar info: Qwyrxian.

After replacing the dongs with a boring bio, some power-mad failure named Qwyrxian decided that Hipcrime's userpage was a violation of TOW policy because there was no way to prove that his biography on it was legitimate. This reason being pulled out of his ass because of Qwyrxian's constant Hipcrime-induced rage at Talk:Lil B, a subject Qwyrxian (Aaron Hahn) knows nothing about outside of a single Google search.

The userpage in question


He called a mighty army of meatpuppets to aid him in the block, all of which were later exposed and shut down by ponynigger forces. In a glorious turn of events, Hipcrime was unblocked.

Block #3

Moar info: Ironholds.

   
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[20:19] <Meepsheep> ya but your ban was hilarious
  		„
  		 

—Meepsheep, a truth machine

Finally, the IRC aspies had enough. A sock was hastily thrown together, and a kangaroo court decided that Badmachine had a multitude of sockpuppets. WMF embarrassment and lowly employee Ironholds (Oliver Keyes) decided enough was enough and set out to remove Hipcrime once and for all. After blocking him, Hipcrime left a reasonable unblock request that was denied by none other than Ironholds' girlfriend. This is seriously how Wikipedia operates.

After Badmachine threatened to expose this travesty of justice, his user talk access was revoked by renowned sandwich artist Deskana, which led to retaliatory action, and ArbCom taking over the block.

Unfortunately, the dicks refused to remove the ban, which promoted much GNAA flooding of Wikipedia IRC, to the point that both #wikipedia-en and #wikipedia were kept on +r for extended periods. Once more, Wikipedia has been trolled, and has lost.

lol

[20:22] <+Ironholds> badmachine, I'm not in any kind of relationship with the declining sysop. Shut your pie-hole.
[20:22] <badmachine> lol
[20:22] <+Ironholds> indeed, for the longest of times she wanted to break my neck
[20:23] <badmachine> what a thing for the community liaison to say
[20:23] <+Ironholds> I'm here in a personal role
The rest, of course, is history.

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