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'''''Dark Souls III''''' is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make [[EA]] blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original ''[[Demon's Souls]]'', with minor tweaks, that makes every ''[[Call Of Duty]]'' sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same.
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<big>This is a repeat joke of the [[Dark Souls 2]] page, because it is the exact same game with the same problems</big></center><br />
'''''Dark Souls III''''' is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make [[EA]] blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original ''[[Demon's Souls]]'', with minor tweaks, that makes every ''[[Call of Duty]]'' sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same.


==Story==
==Story==
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==The PC version==
==PC version: Prepare To Crash Edition==
FromSoftware has promised that the game on PC will run at an amazing 60 fps. But even this they couldn't do without fucking it up, as once again, like the previous versions everything is tied to the framerate, meaning that if force your graphics card to only render the game at 30 fps, every item will have twice the durability.  
What are you, some kind of fucking retard? Of course FromSoftware doesn't know how to make a decent PC port. So they repeated the success from the second, so that the game crashes more often than you can launch it.
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==Dark Souls 3: Scholar of the Best Glitch==
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==How to defeat every single boss==
 
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==How to defeat The Giant (Exploit the stupid AI)==
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==How To Win Dark Souls 3 (Including Online)==
1. Download [http://mrantifun.net/index.php?attachments/dark-souls-3-v1-03-trainer-16-mrantifun-zip.2642/ this trainer]
2. Use one of the following
*Inf.Health
*Inf.Stamina
*Inf.FP
*Inf.Durability
*Inf.Items
*Inf.Weight
*Set VGR
*Set ATN
*Set END
*Set VIT
*Set STR
*Set DEX
*Set INT
*Set FTH
*Set Luck
*Set Souls
3. Enjoy using it online as FromSoftware didn't make any anticheat


==See also==
==See also==
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*''[[Dark Souls]]''
*''[[Dark Souls]]''
*''[[Dark Souls 2|Dark Souls II]]''
*''[[Dark Souls 2|Dark Souls II]]''
 
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Latest revision as of 15:14, 15 April 2016


This is a repeat joke of the Dark Souls 2 page, because it is the exact same game with the same problems


Dark Souls III is yet another Souls game, a franchise now being spat out in a yearly manner that would make EA blush. This game, like all the previous, is just a rehash of the original Demon's Souls, with minor tweaks, that makes every Call of Duty sequel seem like they are re-inventing the wheel. All the souls games are the fucking same.

Story

The story takes place on the exact same world as the previous games, because world building is hard. You will resurrect at bonfires.

Glitches

30 fps debacle

Idiotic fanboys of FromSoftware have been out defending Dark Souls saying that it was always going to be 60fps on the PC, because it was confirmed in a tweet.

Wonder where people could have gotten the idea that the game would only be 30 fps:

   
 
they will probably go for 30fps since that’s what they found to be the best fps (frames-per-second) to play action games.
 

 
 

—Masaaki Yamagiwa, Bloodborne lead designer

Not that any of the consoles could maintain 30 fps.

PC version: Prepare To Crash Edition

What are you, some kind of fucking retard? Of course FromSoftware doesn't know how to make a decent PC port. So they repeated the success from the second, so that the game crashes more often than you can launch it.

Dark Souls 3: Scholar of the Best Glitch

How to defeat every single boss

How to defeat The Giant (Exploit the stupid AI)

How To Win Dark Souls 3 (Including Online)

1. Download this trainer 2. Use one of the following

  • Inf.Health
  • Inf.Stamina
  • Inf.FP
  • Inf.Durability
  • Inf.Items
  • Inf.Weight
  • Set VGR
  • Set ATN
  • Set END
  • Set VIT
  • Set STR
  • Set DEX
  • Set INT
  • Set FTH
  • Set Luck
  • Set Souls

3. Enjoy using it online as FromSoftware didn't make any anticheat

See also

Souls Series

Dark Souls 3
is part of a series on
Souls Series

[BonfireBoss fight]

Core series
Demon's SoulsDark SoulsDark Souls 2Dark Souls 3
Spin-offs
Bloodborne

Dark Souls 3 is part of a series on

Gaming

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