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* [[You fail it]]
* [[You fail it]]
* [[George Bush]] is actually a reincarned nigger
* [[George Bush]] is actually a reincarned nigger
* [[/b/]] is an secret underground hacking site
* [http://hahaha.on.nimp.org HAHAHA] [[DISREGARD THAT]], [[YOU]] [[Fellatio|SUCK COCKS]]
* The [[Party Van]] is outside your house
* The [[Party Van]] is outside your house
* Teh [[internetz]] is [[serious business]]
* Teh [[internetz]] is [[serious business]]
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* You cannot divide by zero
* You cannot divide by zero
* [[Jews did WTC]]
* [[Jews did WTC]]
* Aliens came from space
* NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
* [[God hates fags]]


Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[MySpace]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].
Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and [[hack]] his [[IP]], cover his [[Facebook]] with [[CP]] and report him to the [[FBI]]. Many [[lulz]] will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a [[Delicious cake|delicious]] [[loli]] and lure [[Pedophile|him]] to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much [[frustration]] will be had by him. However, he might try to [[rape]] [[Sick fuck|you anyway]] [[A cat is fine too|to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy]].


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Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg|No shit, Sherlock.
Image:PEOPLE_DIE_IF_THEY_ARE_KILLED.jpg|No shit, [[Sherlock]].
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== Obvious Quotes ==
== Obvious Quotes ==
{{squote|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."|[[Dubya]]}}
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{{morphquote|obviousquotes|background:none; width:50%|font-weight:bold
{{squote|"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."|[[Retard|Miss Alabama]]}}
|The vast majority of our imports come from other countries.|[[Dubya]]
 
|I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.|[[Retard|Miss Alabama]]
{{squote|"Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will."|[[Republican|William Bennett]]}}
|Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will.|[[Republican|William Bennett]]
 
|Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.|Bill Maher
{{squote|"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."|Bill Maher}}
|It is my job to do my job.|[[Dubya]] again
 
|And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!
{{squote|"It is my job to do my job."|[[Dubya]] again}}
|The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!|[[German|Reineer Wolfcastle]]
 
|Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas.|[[Old Media|Washington Post]]}}
{{squote|"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."|[[Moar]] [[Dubya]]!}}
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{{squote|"The [[goggles]]! They do nothing!|[[German|Reineer Wolfcastle]]}}
 
{{squote|"Quintuplets' mom stressed: [[Sheneequa|Adwai Malual]] is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas."|[[Old Media|Washington Post]]}}


==See Also==
==See Also==

Latest revision as of 00:12, 10 September 2016

Faster than the speed of stupid.

You know how it feels.

  1. You're on an internet forum, some newfag makes a post, you elaborate on it by stating something really fucking obvious. You get a shitload of replies saying "Captain Obvious is obvious." You go cry.
  2. When someone posts something that is fucking obvious, you can't help but facepalm. And if you're a real faggot, you'll call them Captain Obvious, but ironically you are being obvious at the same time.

Old Meme Status

Capitan America edition
That's him.

Being an internet meme and an IRL meme at the same time, Captain Obvious can't help but feel glorious. The original edition of Captain Obvious (pictured right) shows him as a rip off of Superman and the KFC mascot fused together. However, some faggots, such as Uncyclopedia believe him to be a rip-off of Batman. Because he's so old it's hard to tell, but since Uncyclopedia has down syndrome, it's fucking obvious we're right.

Should you be trolled by a faggot who decides to point out you are being obvious, take it upon yourself to reach through your computer screen and bitch slap them. They deserve it. Give yourself one too for being fucking obvious.

List of Obvious things

  • Help to make this section moar lulzier by adding moar things that are obvious.*

Should you encounter a Captain Obvious, do the right thing and hack his IP, cover his Facebook with CP and report him to the FBI. Many lulz will be generated from this. Alternatively, you could pretend to be a delicious loli and lure him to your house. Once he finds out your a grown man, much frustration will be had by him. However, he might try to rape you anyway to make up for the lack of sweet 10-year-old female pussy.

Gallery

Obvious Quotes

   
“ 		 
The vast majority of our imports come from other countries.
  		„
  		 

—Dubya

   
“ 		 
I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
  		„
  		 

—Miss Alabama

   
“ 		 
Government, obviously, cannot fill a child's emotional needs. Nor can it fill his spiritual and moral needs. Government is not a father or mother. Government has never raised a child, and it never will.
  		„
  		 

—William Bennett

   
“ 		 
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
  		„
  		 

—Bill Maher

   
“ 		 
It is my job to do my job.
  		„
  		 

—Dubya again

   
“ 		 
And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.
  		„
  		 

—Moar Dubya!

   
“ 		 
The goggles! They do nothing!
  		„
  		 

—Reineer Wolfcastle

   
“ 		 
Quintuplets' mom stressed: Adwai Malual is raising five newborns with little money and her husband still overseas.
  		„
  		 

—Washington Post

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