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YouTube Red
YouTube Red is the dumbest idea ever conceived by anyone. It is a sub-par version of Netflix, where instead of watching quality content made by professionals, you get to watch YouTube retards do what they already do, but now you get to pay 10 bucks a month for it. Oh yeah, and then you can avoid ads, something that anyone with half a brain already avoids by having AdBlock installed. Enjoy paying $120 /yr for a sub-par service, dumbass. YouTube Red should also not be confused with Redtube.
Completely Original Shows
Scare PewDiePie - is a show featuring popular YT-fag Felix sit in front of a green screen, experiencing horrors from video games, such at that jump scare from Five Nights at Freddy's and that piece of paper from Slenderman. Somehow this shit is made by the creator of The Walking Dead, so expect a shitty grain filter all over in order to hide how shitty it really looks.
Sing It! - is something as unoriginal as a parody of American Idol. Remember in 2009 when that show was relevant? Go on, mention last year's winner... We'll be waiting. It will feature the Fine Bros, so it is bound to be unfunny and gay.
Lazer Team - will feature the losers at Rooster Teeth, who will be portraying a bunch of losers on an alien ship with mysterious cargo. It will feature effects that even Ed Wood would call fake and gay.
A Trip to Unicorn Island - a tour film about Lilly Singh. Yes, we don't know who she is either. It will be the gayest and dumbest shit ever.
Untitled Joey Graceffa project - a murder mystery featuring top YouTubers. It could be interesting if these faggots were killed on screen, but probably not. So avoid at all costs.
360 Project from MatPat of Game Theory - you know how fucking scientifically retarded Patrick is, right? Imagine that moron trying to explain shit to people while they are wearing an Oculus Rift.
Single by 30 - something that sounds like it was ripped directly from shows you'll do anything to avoid. Lonely people who haven't gotten married by 30. (See: Basement Dweller)
Untitled CollegeHumor project - Collegehumor.com bullshit, that will be like all other meta internet meme shows. They'll take a dark and comedic look at the absurdity of Internet culture. It will undoubtedly be about using maymays in real life, so expect to see one of the retards pretending to be Goku, complete with those ugly glasses, saying "Over 9000? There's no way that can be right" in front of a shitty green screen.
Fight of the Living Dead - Is a reality show where they trap famous YouTubers with realistic looking zombies. No this is totally not the same show as the PewDiePie one. NOT AT ALL. Zombies, so original.
I Am Tobuscus - A show that will revolve around Toby Turner, and how he sucked dicks to become an even bigger YouTube whore.
