THE NEW HOVEROUND TESTAMENT, BOOK OF CADNOCAT/CadnoCat Counters

<THE NEW HOVEROUND TESTAMENT, BOOK OF CADNOCAT

Moar TL;DR from Feb 9th

11:27 < setient> Cadnocat
11:27 < setient> Cadnocat
11:27 < djbb> was Cadnocat arrested for identity theft?
11:27 < Hoveround> fgts, im on like a 20 line screen    ATTN CASEY AND TIM STOP FINISHING 2AM STOP
IF PRESENT LIASE AT STEAKOUT STOP
11:28 < Cadnocat> it's happening shut up
11:28 < shellfish> ...
11:28 < djbb> Cadnocat did you ever get v& for the bank shit?
11:29 < Cadnocat> zionista is on my side.. that's all  i need, she is my everrything
11:29  setient> zionistacat did youa ctually watch the video
11:29 <@zionistcat> not yet
11:29 < Cadnocat> there    is none
11:29 < Cadnocat> i'll make   you a video after
11:29 < Cadnocat> i will be sure to
11:31 < Cadnocat> omg anyway  i'm going to have an aussie wanker arrested..... i hope   you budgetedted for  that
11:31 <@zionistcat> ok, Cadnocat wtf is the faggotry going on with you and Hoveround?
11:32 < Cadnocat> oh rite like you don't know now
11:32 < Cadnocat> he's going down anyway
11:32 < Cadnocat> happy honneka
11:32 <@zionistcat> Cadnocat: what i don't get is why you are making a big production in #ed of all places.
11:33 < Cadnocat> because he started this shit here
11:33 < djbb> so wait
11:33 < Cadnocat> OMG
11:33 < djbb> Cadnocat stole [[User:TheHiv|Homicide]]'s bank/idendity?
11:33 < djbb> *identity
11:33 < Cadnocat> i  am so wasted right now
11:33 < setient> Cadnocat is a jew
11:33 < Cadnocat> njo
11:33 < Cadnocat> no
11:33 < setient> Cadnocat is a poor jew
11:33 <@zionistcat> Cadnocat: srsly, you are way overdramatic about this. (lol irony)
11:33 @,- i386_ is now known as caelum
11:34 < Cadnocat> CJMORDANT  STOLE my fuckining shit ,also I  will fuck him over  before you can even
axam8ine the dwetails
11:35 @,- mode/#ed [+m] by zionistacat
11:35 @,- mode/#ed [+v Cadnocat] by zionistacat
11:35 <@zionistcat> ok, tell us your side
11:35 <@zionistcat> 4 srs
11:35 <@zionistcat> because the way it's looking right now, you are doing the same lame shit we lol at ppl for
11:36 <+Cadnocat> omg ok.... it's ok  my fist  is heavy in the    morning
11:37 <+Cadnocat> actually ok
11:37 <+Cadnocat> do I actually have to be actual?
11:37 <+Cadnocat> ok
11:37 @,- mathrick [[email protected]] has joined #ed
11:37 <@caelum> Cadnocat: tell yout side of the storey then
11:38 <+Cadnocat> well basically he ripped off my cards, and I'm  going to kill him fffor it basicalllly
11:38 @,- zionistacat changed the topic of #ed to: STFU 4 a minute. +m for srs internets bsns
11:38 <@caelum> cards?
11:38 <@caelum> What cards?
11:38 <@caelum> Internet?
11:38 @,- [[User:TheHiv|Homicide]] is now known as INTERNET_DRAMA
11:38 <+Cadnocat> visa, cretit, nationail insurance number
11:38 <+Cadnocat> i'm  lik3e i gotta kill him now
11:39 <@zionistcat> ok, now as i recall you left your wallet at his house
11:39 <+Cadnocat> h better surrender  to th
11:39 <@zionistcat> and he returned it, yes?
11:39 <+Cadnocat> no iy   smr eiyj mr
11:39 <@zionistcat> wtf?
11:39 <@caelum> Cadnocat: what were you doing there?
11:39 @,- INTERNET_DRAMA is now known as no_iy_smr_elyj_mr
11:39 <+Cadnocat> ok
11:40 <+Cadnocat> i  was fucking him up the anus
11:40 <@caelum> lols
11:40 <+Cadnocat> what ekse   did you  need to kno2?
11:40 <@caelum> he told me you had herpes
11:40 <@caelum> and he had pity sex with you
11:40 <+Cadnocat> hahaahyahah  no, a bloodtest will tell   you i have no  diseease
11:40 <@zionistcat> ok, actually, Hoveround says you were both too drunk/tired to fuck
11:41 <@caelum> he was pretty clear that you were itching
11:41 <@zionistcat> so you say you did and he says you didn't
11:41 <@caelum> and it was red and shit
11:41 <@caelum> I dont know man
11:41 <@caelum> Ive know hove for a long time
11:41 <@zionistcat> caelum: are you sure? i thought that was violetkitty
11:41 <@caelum> he wouldnt comit credit fraud
11:41 <+Cadnocat> he was too fucking tired,    plus  i wnted to fuck him
11:41 <@caelum> then you get what you pay for then
11:42 <@zionistcat> ok, so you didn't have sex.
11:42 @,- no_iy_smr_elyj_mr is now known as [[User:TheHiv|Homicide]]
11:42 <@zionistcat> at some point he asked you to leave, correct?
11:42 @,- ckeu [[email protected]] has joined #ed
11:42 @,- mode/#ed [+v ckeu] by mediacrat
11:43 <@zionistcat> Cadnocat: at some point you and Hoveround had a disagreement and he asked you to leave right?
11:43 @,- Cadnocat [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: <Juda> HOW DO I
SHOT BANANA FROM MY ASS?]

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