Project 2025

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Project 2025 or the Presidential Transition Project is a hypothetical roadmap for the future of the Jewnited States that was created by conservative spunk tank The Heritage Foundation in order to more easily masturbate to their absurd fantasies about what Donald Trump's second term as President of the Jewnited States will entail.


What Project 2025 Entails

idk some conservative bullshit

What Leftards Think Project 2025 Entails

Leftards, being as braindead and divorced from reality as they are, believe that Project 2025 will entail the following:

  • Donald Trump will personally exterminate all the black people.
  • Donald Trump will give the nuclear codes to Putin.
  • Liberals will be sent to death camps.
  • Trans genocide
  • Hitler is resurrected

Heritage Foundation Gets Hacked by Furfags

Mike Howell:
This is Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundations Oversight Project 
I'd like to chat
Would you be willing to have a call or some other means of communication

vio:
hello! unfortunately im not able to call, i can only stick to text communication. if you have another platform youd prefer, i'm open to adapting how i can.

Mike Howell:
This platform is fine
What is that you are seeking or threatening?

vio:
we want to make a message and shine light on who exactly supports the heritage foundation. we dont want anything more than that, not money and not fame. we're strongly against Project 2025 and everything the heritage foundation stands for.

Mike Howell:
That's why you hacked us?
Just for that?

vio:
yes. it should be obvious thats all we want based on our history as a hacktivist group, we dont seek money.

Mike Howell:
Ok listen to me closely
We are in the process of identifying and outting members of your group

Reputations and lives will be destroyed

Closeted Furries will be presented to the world for the degenerate perverts they are

You cannot hide
Your means are miniscule compared to mine.  You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate

vio:
none of our members will be identified or outted by your organisation built on hatred. the only ones deserving of a destroyed life are those within your organisation.
you want me to cooperate? with what, spreading misinformation and hatred? we wont turn against our own people.

Mike Howell:
Your own people turned against nature.  We will only accelerate the cycle.

vio:
nature has no defined set of rules, no authority, just like it should be. humans can do what they want and yet you choose to support an organisation to harm innocent people. why? how can you justify this to yourself, knowing youre threatening the rights and lives of other human lives? the people you hate could be anyone, your friend, your mom, your sibling.

Mike Howell:
God created nature, and nature's laws are vicious.  It is why you have to put on a perverted animal costume to satisfy your sexual deviances.  It is why you are forced to hide like a coward
You violated our rights and broke the law.  You have no standing to discuss such matters

vio:
the rights your org violates will be 10x worse than any crime ive committed. you do not follow god if you use religion as a crutch to hate people. while i hide behind a screen to fight for my rights, you hide behind religion to attack the rights of others.

Mike Howell:
Would you like to meet virtually or send an emissary to meet in person

vio:
i would like to be left alone without my rights being threatened.

Mike Howell:
Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?

vio:
such unprofessional language from an executive director, would you mind if i shared this? :3

Mike Howell: 
Please share widely.  I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.

vio:
meow :3 
(image of cat :3)

Mike Howell:
Bestiality is a weird sin. It shows you've gone a "few clicks" too far in trying to satiate your deviant appetite.

vio:
whats ur opinion on vore

Mike Howell:
My advice is that you get out of mommy's basement, iron your shirt, buy a girl a drink, and ask her out instead of googling new deviances for you to fixate on

vio:
brb im writing a post about you. would you like me to immediately post your dox publicly or tease it for a little while first? :D

Mike Howell:
whatever you prefer, i'm tied up with the fbi issuing a 2702 order on your social media.
you arent that sneaky for your line of work
(screenshot of our bitcoin wallet's transactions)

vio:
omg you learned how to look up the public history of my bitcoin address!!! good job pal im proud of you :D


What Trump Will Actually Do

  • Lower inflation.
  • Lower taxes.
  • Death camps for beaners.
  • Suck Israel's circumcised dick for 4 more years.


Project 2025
is part of a series on Politics.
Ideologies: [You are wrong!We are right!]

Alt-rightAnarchyCapitalismCentrismCommunismConservatismCyanismDemocratHippieLiberalismLibertarianismMiltopismNaziNihilismNeo-conPacifismRepublicanReconquistaSocialismStoner GuruTory

Issues: [Fuck it, Too lazy.Get it fixed!]

AbortionArab SpringBahrainBarron TrumpBirthCISPADeath penaltyDrugsEnvironmentalismGaysGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleGirlfriendsMarijuana AddictionGround Zero MosqueMarijuana AddictionMass ShootingGun controlGunsHealthcare (2) (3)• HomelessHousing CrisisHuntingIceslaveIranMarriageMiller TestMiltopiaNAUPimpin'RacismShoesTaxesTerrorismUnemploymentWarWelfare

Politicians: [Rigging Elections is funVote for me]

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Parties: [No beer? Fuck that.Hell yeah, a party!]

America's Third PartyBlack BlocDramacratic PartyHard PartyLemon PartyLiberal Party of AustraliaNorth American DONG PartyOBAMACORNSocialist Workers PartyPirate PartyZapatistas

Tactics: [Rage Quit.How do I get elect?]

2013 US Government ShutdownBlaming ChinaCaptain Nigga DefendaCloward Piven StrategyCritical race theoryCuckservativesDemockeryDoomsday ClockG20 Toronto LollercaustLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLiberal guiltMacaca#NotMySuperbowlChampsOccupy DemocratsOperation LemonpartyRaped StatisticsThe ResistanceUpworthyWunderground

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