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Attention Whore incarnate

Kristen Ariel Conner is a Gorgeous George White Knight and aspiring TikTok Star who calls everyone who disagrees with her (or trolls) a pedo.

Speaking of fanboy she has done all sorts of funny shit to defend George including claiming that George had another dead girlfriend named Lisa (SPOILER: They never dated). Kristen also lied and said she had a twin sister just so she could rage at trolls.

Kristen is a middle-aged drug using stripper midget (she's 4'8") whore that has three kids. Even though her TikTok persona is a child crusader who protects kids from abusers she allowed her kids to be beaten by her brother because she was too busy sleeping all day due to being strung out on drugs. In addition to that she never cleaned the house and it was filled with bugs and vermin. In other words she is stereotypical white trash.

The Gorgeous George Saga

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Kristen going double down with the derp.

Kristen has been involved with GG's life for several years now providing all sorts of lulz but mostly cringe from some of the nonsensical shit she says. As stated above she claimed that George dated a woman named Lisa Wallace. The reason she made this claim was because George is accused of raping a woman named Jamie Whalen. Even though they dated for a while George didn't even know her last name and in an pathetic attempt to make George seem like he wasn't a sociopath. It however backfired for several reasons because 1) She was 17 when she died which would mean George was a pedo as well a rapist. 2) She died in 2002. Years before she claimed Lisa and GG went out.

She has appeared several times on GG's show mostly just sucking his e-peen. In this episode she baws about various trolls and Gorgeous George Goons.

Kristen's "twin" sister

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"twinles sister"

In order to battle the trolls and defend GG's ego at all costs Kristen came up with what she thought was a brilliant idea...making up a twin sibling. Giving her the epic name "Krissy Conner". Because no one would question who the identity was with a name like that.

She would literally make comments not just defending GG on his videos but she later used it on her accounts defending the weird conspiracy theories she believes in. The was a similar tactic George used when defending himself back in 2007 and look at how well that worked out for him.

However she was busted when she congratulated her twin's birthday on her Facebook fanpage. This was problematic for her in several ways.

  • 1) Kristen used the same picture on her profile even going as far as saying that was her in the picture.
  • 2) The Twin's "birthday" conveniently happened when everyone was questioning if she even existed.
  • 3) She had to publicly broadcast it which you would think if you were to wish someone a happy birthday you would do it on their profile.
  • 4) She says she didn't say happy birthday which would mean it was belated even making it that much more weird.
  • 5) After much research their was no one that looked liked her that liked the page. Definitive proof she was full of shit.

Needless to say shortly after this she raged deleted her Krissy Conner account on YouTube and Kristen mysteriously never uttered her name again.

"Cancer scare" of 2018

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Shortly after spawning Kristen was told by a doctor that she has teh cancer. In her words the doctors left with no explanation. Not telling her how they diagnosed her, what tests they did, why they felt like the need to the tests in the first place, etc. If you've read this tl;dr tripe at this point you may have noticed Kristen feels the need to lie to get attention and sympathy (which is a mental illness called "Histrionic Personality Disorder". The moar you know).

Making this even more bizarre is the fact that Kristen claims she did it without the need for modern medicine. I mean she might be right. Look at how well it worked out for Steve Jobs.

Kristen's Brother (Michael Thomas Heffernan)

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Michael a self-important internet tough guy who thinks he can protect everyone but in reality doesn't give a flying toss about anyone but himself (much like his sister). He has been arrested several times for impersonating the police and has claimed he's been in multiple government agencies. Everything from the military to a EMT. All of it turned out to be bullshit.

Child Abuse

A while back a goon trolled Kristen's brother by pretending that they wanted to get in his pants which he bought like the dumb mother fucker that he is (and according to his account I wouldn't be surprised if that went on in the family).

According to him, Kristen would sleep all day (probably after a drug bender) and the three kids she has would basically run the place. They had toys, clothes and dishes everywhere. He also said that the cats had fleas and the house was infested with roaches. To no ones shock there would be clothes and dishes stacked up mile high while she was on the bong eating another box of Oreos.

While reading this you would think that the brother was concerned for the kids welfare. However he allowed the kids to use a pellet gun and one of them accidentally got hit in the eye from the recoil. Of course when Kristen heard about it not a shit was given. She is more concerned about getting high.

There was an incident over an tablet the brats were fighting over and when the brother saw what happened instead of being the good parent and telling the kids to STFU, he slapped ten shades of shit out of them. Once again when Kristen heard about it she gave zero fucks.

Stolen Valor

Since Michael is lazy like his cunt of a sister he wants respect in the derpiest way possible. He did it by getting some Marine Corps tattoos and pretending to be the po-po. While the USMC tattoos didn't get him arrested pretending to be law enforcement did. Back in 2012 he got arrested for a misdemeanor. The judge essentially gave him a slap on the wrists and told him not to do it again. So guess what he did in 2013? That's right, same shit. This time he was charged with a felony and served a year in jail.

He still gets very butthurt about the subject as you will see with the following screencaps.

Stripper

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Kristen has been a stripper and whore for years now. However when discussing it she becomes really uncomfortable about it (as if she doesn't want people to know about it or something). She denied it for the longest time until videos of her doing it on her Facebook page showed not just that she did it but was fucking proud of it. Like any good whore should be. Not just that she was so proud she actually has a stripper pole in her living room along with a bong.

When exposed recently she now claims her videos stolen by a client who liked her work. She changes her story depending on what day of the week she has her period.

As you can see from the video above the first question you may have is, "WHO IN THE FUCK WOULD PAY TO WATCH A STRING BEAN STRIP?!"

Kristen has no tits or ass. She has the grace of Steve Urkel on LSD. It kind of reminds you why Strip clubs are on the decline with trannies like her working there.

Whore

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Panama Jack as mentioned in the screencaps below...yup she fucked him too.

According to a troll he once paid to have sex with Kristen and according to him she had been whoring for quite a long time. He took Kristen to a cheap motel room and they agreed on the price which was $100. He tried to go down on her but her pussy stank like a rotting tuna barge that had been out at sea for two weeks. He said then said, "It stank so bad I couldn't do the deed". As he went out the door he threw $40 on the bed because he didn't think it wasn't that price. IMHO anyone who looks like Kristen should be giving you money to fuck. Kristen got pissed off for being "ripped-off" and started to spread rumors around Richmond that he was a pedo hoping he would give her the full $100 which of course never happened.

It should be no surprise that Kristen fucked anything that moved. Married men, guys with STD's, druggies, hobos, etc. She can suck a asteroid through a straw. Would you be surprised to hear she has had multiple abortions with all the men she fucked? Kristen would even mind fuck guys claimed she was pregnant so she would get money out of them.

Kristen's YouTube Channel (AnonGirl420Haunting)

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It's OBS so you know it's going to be epic

In addition to being an attention whore Kristen is also bat shit insane. Believing some of the most mainstream conspiracy theories like Epstein didn't kill himself to not vaccinating your kid.

If you haven't figured it out yet she is a racist republican. In spite of her affiliation to conservatism she is also a huge fan Anonymous. Those ideologies go together like the coronavirus and licking door knobs

She also does all of her videos on OBS and makes everything seem like they were edited on Windows Movie Maker.

Kristen's TikTok Channel (Hauntingmelody)

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Did you know that you are a pedo for thinking Kristen is an ugly skank?
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It's not even out yet and she's already anti-covid vaccine

This is shear AIDS (Like any other TikTok channel) but what sets it apart from the others is she is almost 400 years old but does videos that usually only teenagers do. Like dancing or trying anyway possible of hiding her true age. Literally every video is like this but trolls have fucked with her by doing video responses to her and in return she calls them pedos with zero evidence to back up her claims. She does the whole #MeToo bullshit (Even though she is a republican) and since she has two stink holes you have to believe what it says.

In this video here she accuses a Troll of not just being a pedo but an arsonist as well with literally no evidence.

Said TikTok video as previously mentioned

Gallery

DOX

Criminal/Eviction Record

Funny how a fugly stripper whore couldn't afford a house.

Address

(Considering the amount of evictions she's had take it with a grain of salt) Her current address:

11819 Smoketree Dr, North Chesterfield, VA 23236

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