Keegan Salisbury/Enemies

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Due to Keegan Salisbury always making enemies wherever he goes, his full list of enemies can be found here.


Way before Keegan got outed as an abuser, he's always had enemies wherever he goes.

The Person Responsible for who he is today

  • Raiden/Midori - A 22-year-old pretty cool multiracial weeb from the YTPMV/otoMAD community from Iowa and the person who exposed Keegan for his wrongdoings. Raiden took in his own hands to call out Keegan when he was exposed for abusing his ex-girlfriend, Kylie then making fun of her dead mom. If it wasn't for Midori, then Keegan would've gotten away with everything. Making Keegan's article super funny, Raiden isn't anywhere near having any sort of autism and is probably the highest-functioning person in the article.
  • Tanner Goethals - An 20-year-old boy from Great Falls, Montana who is a typical musical artist.

Ky's Hellhole

  • Garrett's Meming Crew - A group of online vigilantes and weens created by Garrett Simmers, a 20-year-old who used to be a troll in the good old days, but has since redeemed himself. Their mission? To help control the pedo infestations of any nearby communities. They are currently dealing with Keegan the fat autistic piece of shit. Originally started as a revenge plan against the Closing Logos Wiki administration for banning them back in 2017 while they were The Raiding Crew, but since Rj kept destroying the group, they had no choice but to rename it to The Meming Crew. The group is now being used to save other communities from any alleged lolcows.
  •  gary_p21115/*WaRnEr* - An edgy 16-year-old wannabe spic that was best friends with Keegan during the 2013-2014 era and also a long-time friend of his, who later turned against him after finding out of all the horrible things he's done. Used to have a hormonal crazy for Bluey much like how Keegan once had a hormonal crazy for BFDI. (NOTE: As of January 27, 2022, he is now deceased. His father pulled a Chris Benoit and won the 2022 Golden iPod.)

Other dumbfucks

  •  JaxH_ (Powerword: Jax Hahn) - A fat, 22-year-old fucktarded pedophile from Detroit who enjoys jacking off to porn of Bluey and Puppycorn from Unikitty!, both of whom are underaged while being a hypocritical SJW that virtue-signals against dumb shit like Cryptocurrency, NFTs and Vaccines on his embarrassing Twitter. He likes jacking off together with Wildcat, Nancer, and LyricWest, who all hate Keegan and told him to not answer Keegan's recruitment letter for his LOLCOW ARMY.
  •  DancingNinja07/Nancer (Powerword: Issac Wykes) - An autistic, incredibly hypocritical, and immature 17-year-old brat who does nothing but jack off together with his fellow SJWs Wildcat and LyricWest while watching shitty Channel Awesome videos and making terrible fanart. He likes randomly accusing others of pedophilia for the dumbest and smallest of reasons imaginable, while hypocritically defending pedos like Jax Hahn.
  •  RegularSpark - An unfathomably based 13-year-old boy who rightfully called Keeganigger out for his BS, only for Keegan to make yet another Mommadomma-inspired joke that they died from a ketamine overdose, or yet another one of his cringe and repetitive Beluga-level jokes.
  • Wildcat - Another retarded SJW using xe/xyr pronouns (just like Keegan) that is fuckbuddies with Nancer and Jax Hahn.
  • Glitchlov - A 20-year-old Imbecile from the dubbings community and dethroned from some Jelly Jamm community that Keegan hates, but also acts like him too. Both are wasting everyone's time.
  • Geoshea - A gross 23-year-old manchild who draws porn of children and doesn't realize that it's illegal. Keegan hates him but acts like him as well. At least Geoshea has common sense and left the internet, unlike Keeganigger.
  •  CLoggermore /  bunnypadding - Also known as Mommadomma (Powerword: Domma Larramore⚧, Deadname: Connor D. Larramore) is an absolutely pea-brained, diaper-obsessed, disgusting, sweaty, smelly, stinky, and mentally retarded tranny dreamsexual Happy Tree Friends fan fag from Jacksonville, FL which explains everything about he/she? who is very obsessed with Keegan to the point she decided to become a pedo just to own his haters. She makes some of the worst roleplays one can ever find and fills everything she says to the brim with her fucktarded diaper fetish shit obsession. Mommadomma loves wishing death on the people she hates, likes making fun of loved ones' deaths, and is in general one of the most disgusting and insufferable motherfuckers in the community. She and Keegan love to make shitty jokes about how someone died due to terminal autism running through their veins. This tranny mentioned many times she wanted to hire a hitman to kill Keegan in real life when now she's just a ween and A-log to Keegan in general. She also likes to claim that she is "in a relationship" with this fat fuck, when he's never gonna get any pussy. And to feed her disgusting fetish she runs a Just for Fans account, where she pisses in adult diapers and acts like a baby while getting these adult diapers with her monthly tug boat. This cracked-out tranny babyfur even throw's manchild tantrums like the person this article is about, Keegan! Proving to us this person needs an article themselves someday. As of lately, this dumb-founded tranny has been very fixated on the character Monika from the autistic visual novel game Doki Doki Literature Club, this whore believes to actually be their autistic waifu in real life. But this fugly thot continues to be in hot water, she's been outed as the sick fuck she is by so many Gen Zer's and former friends of hers. Apparently, even the libtard parents of this crack whore are sick of their daughters bullshit too. Goes to show, that even the family of this looney cuck is tired of their antics online and in real life.
  • Lustiverse Sanctuary - This 16+ RP/ERP server had to put up with Keegan's awful sperging about his own characters for many months up until the spergin' faggot finally got banned by the one and only "Hot off the grill" due to sexualization of minor characters.

Other victims

  • chloem20052 (Powerword: Chloe Maltaric) - A 17-year-old bisexual genderfluid "rich" country girl who Keegan used to date. Recently as of writing, her mom had to press charges against the fat fuck and issue a restraining order after he was caught harassing her Glitchlov-style and stalking her. We do not know much about her.
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