Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/35

Make it so the CAPTCHA shows up when you load the edit page, not when you click "save page"

Wouldn't it be easier if the captcha loaded with the edit page? The way it is now, is just inconvenient. When you made the edit, you would click "save page" then the edit page would reload with the captcha, then you would fill in the captcha, then you would click "save page" again, and finally would it save the edit. Why not have the captcha show up when you first click "edit" in the first place? Is there any reason why it isn't? --Guysome11 19:06, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Ask the MediaWiki people. V X 21:48, 19 November 2014 (EST)

Image previews screwed up

Just went to edit New Media Rockstars and upon adding some images, found that for some reason the server hadn't composed the thumbnails properly. Unless it's overloaded I'm not sure why it would do this..? Jazzybellio4912 Previous undated comment was posted 19:45, September 25, 2014

Slander policy

What's your policy on transparent slander? The Mikemikev article contains a load of statements which don't match up to the links. That because it was written by the shamelessly lying butthurt schizophrenic Atlantid. Just curious on your policy, whether you go for accurate reports or childish transparent lies. Mikemikev8500 04:49, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

Further, should there not be an article on Atlantid (Oliver Smith)? Mikemikev8500 04:57, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

You're always welcome to start one if you feel there's a need. Just don't make it a butthurt revenge article or that shit's going to get flushed by the mods. Don't bother vandalizing your article either it'll just get undone, you'll get banned, and whatever you're angry about will just stay because we find it funny that you're so mad about it. Further, it's better to discuss any issue you have with a mod; raging about it on the article talk page will just provoke us into trying to piss you off more, and don't threaten them it will only make things worse. Many have walked the path you wish to travel, and most, if not all, have abandoned it more butthurt than when they began. Frankly it's best to leave well enough alone. Talk | Contribs 05:26, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

I'm not actually that mad. Why would you be happy if I was? Why are you so evil? I actually find it embarassing that slanderers like you exist, and don't care so much about the transparent lies on your childish website. You clowns have spent months on this shit and I just dropped by to correct some lies. I will create a factual Atlantic article. Mikemikev8500 05:46, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

If our website is so childish, why the fuck do you care? Your article wasn't even on my radar until you started raising a fuss about it. I've told you of your options to correct any blatant slander in your article, you can either give them a try or keep up what you're doing. One of those options has zero chance of achieving anything, and might actually make things worse. I'll let you suss out which one it is. Talk | Contribs 05:50, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

• Our policy is that no one cares and you're a faggot. oddguy 06:46, 1 September 2014 (EDT)

Still waiting on that lawsuit, Mike. You don't want to make me wait.  VX  • 00:07, 10 September 2014 (EDT)

New twist in the fappening

Feminazi/social media justice warrior site rantic.com could be behind it perhaps?

Clearly people who know Jack Rabbit Shit about 4chan who have been on the internet for all of 8 minutes. Jazzybellio4912

ED10

ED is turning ten in just a few months. Can someone put together something like this, maybe use the slides but make new ones for the years after ED5 using the year articles for inspiration or something? so we can feature it and make a big deal out of come december 10th?--Talk to me|Contribs 14:51, 6 September 2014 (EDT)

I really like this idea. I'm a little burnt out from writing articles at the moment but this is something I'd be interested in helping with. Wouldn't want to tackle it alone though, shit's pretty vast. If anyone wants to help shoot me a msg. Uberfukken 17:37, 14 September 2014 (EDT)

• Yes, I really want to have a big to-do for ED's 10th. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:42, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

Add to this: ED10 - Phobos 17:53, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

awesome, ty Uberfukken 21:58, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

ED's 10th bday is less than a month away.  Vermin    11:42, 17 November 2014 (EST)

I went ahead and polished it up and added a few more year collages. If someone could make a collage for this year and 2012 that would be great!--Talk to me|Contribs 09:17, 18 November 2014 (EST)

I'm not the best shooper, so the best I can do is offer ideas to anyone who is. There seems to already be a 2012 collage, CrackheadBunny. For the 2014 collage, I feel it should include photos of Ebola-chan, Zoe Quinn, GamerGate, Sue Basko, Monica Punk, a free weev, Elliot Rodger, the Jadapose, KYAnonymous, Daniel Brandt in a tin foil hat, and 8chan, as well as any other 2014 shenanigans I've forgotten atm.

Also if anyone can find out why adding the 2014 page to the timeline of events causes it to fuck up, that'd be great.  Vermin    10:08, 22 November 2014 (EST)

Bryan Silva #gratata

This dude was on Tosh.0 tonight. He is a vine star who worldstarhiphop.com found out does gay porn. It's a lot funnier if you watch the video. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:09, 10 September 2014 (EDT)

this guy, Bryan Silva (aka Max Payne) has a huge dick. thank you Mantequilla, i came. -hipcrime 02:54, 10 September 2014 (EDT)

"Max Payne" is trademarked, but I guess that wouldn't matter in porn.  VX  • 02:32, 13 September 2014 (EDT)

Shawshank 2: Electric Boogaloo

http://www.toledonewsnow.com/story/26513120/chardon-high-school-shooter-another-prisoner-escape-from-lima-prison --One With The Lulz 23:07, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

I dunno, should 100 yards even count as an escape? Wnt 13:10, 14 December 2014 (EST)

Kirsten Gillibrand

I'm not sure if her drama is internet-based enough to warrant coverage here, but I saw her spout her feminist garbage and unproven/irrelevant accusations on the Daily Show and seeing Jon Stewart suck up to her made me realize what a toolish white-knight spineless self-hating Jew he is. Do we have any erotic photographs of her, or alternatively, pictures of her massive baby gut? 01:51, 13 September 2014 (EDT)

Sounds like that would be better served by a section in The Daily Show, provided it yields sufficient lulz.  VX  • 02:30, 13 September 2014 (EDT)

• If you want to create an article for her go for it. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:41, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

did you know

this was originally intended to direct people to funny/dramatic shit from within ED by linking to new articles and news posts on the forums. lately it's being used to redirect our traffic to external news sites. when did we become free advertisers for the daily mail and huffington post? vermin 12:07, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

This has been done in the past, typically in conjuction with the stories that inspired the articles, but such a practice is beyond redundant. Every other transclusion on the Main Page either must or can promote internal content. ED can't hope to claim all lulz for itself; a few anonym.to outbound links does much to serve the visitor.  VX  • 12:33, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

and those outbound links can be found in the "external links" section of the articles, or the sources included at the bottom of the news thread on the forum. ED can have as much lulz as its supportive user base will allow it to have. lately these have almost entirely consisted of external news stories approved from the talk page for lack of finding your own from within ED's community. if you wanna keep giving other websites all our news traffic, have at it. vermin 13:11, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

• I agree 100%, it should be for ED related stuff. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:40, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

• IDK... seems like a nice place to post lulzy stuff that ain't worth an article. oddguy 16:08, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

No. That would be EDF. CobaltCat 16:11, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

I agree.Let's try to keep as much within ED as possible.But every once in awhile,there's something good that can just be linked to within an article.Perhaps we should put a notice on the suggestion page to tell those that have a suggestion to try to stick with internal links?--Boudica 16:28, 15 September 2014 (EDT)

• It was always for internal links before, I don't know when or why that stopped. Lets try to keep it ED related from now on. --Mantequilla (talk) 13:44, 22 September 2014 (EDT)

Keeping Up

Alright so oddguy did a fantastic job of getting us in the Gamer Gate game. Now its time to carry that momentum forward. We need to focus on current events more than ever to keep things relevant. I've talked with zaiger and a few things would be fantastic if we could get them going. The first and foremost is a Social Justice portal. A lot of our wonderful articles these days fall under the umbrella of nerds getting upset and warring with SJW so this should be a high priority. We need to improve the ebola article so I'll be taking that under my wing fairly soon so we can have some relevance with all this sickness related nonsense. SEO people. It's all about how many people link you. - Phobos 00:25, 7 October 2014 (EDT)

• SJW portal would be perfect (someone else will have to do it tho cuz I suck at wiki). oddguy 03:58, 7 October 2014 (EDT)

If noone else has already started,I'll start looking into making a portal.But we'll need someone for graphics--Boudica 18:33, 8 October 2014 (EDT)

Portal/Template

Thizzlehat Junction Center/Archive/35 is part of a series on Social Justice Visit the Social Justice Portal for complete coverage.

See:

• Template:Social Justice
  
• Portal:Social Justice

for necessary expansion/markup.   vermin  10:58, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

We also need our helpful editors and deeply-appreciated janitors to go in and add {{Social Justice}} to the bottom of every appropriate page included in the portal's Related Articles list, like so: [1]

*ahem* VX. :>  vermin  14:32, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

Quit being a fgt--Boudica 15:33, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

I still intend to create a feminism series template but this will do.  VX  • 16:44, 24 October 2014 (EDT)

@VX inb4 anyone begins to cry afoul of template redundancy... I went with "Social Justice" as opposed to simply "Feminism" because feminism is a form of SJ, and is therefore covered by the broader subject. It also enabled me to tie in the most traffic-worthy topic at hand, GamerGate, as there are more than just feminists involved in it.

In its current form, it's divided into 3 categories of related articles:

• GamerGate
• Social Justice Warriors (this includes feminazis and white knights of SJWs)
• Other Shills/Related Topics (for anyone else who decided to side with the anti-GamerGate/feminazi crowd)

Now we already have a template for Internet Humanitarianism, but I propose we stop adding new entries to that one and just leave it to include all the older white knight entries, and start putting all the current ones into the Social Justice portal under the Social Justice Warriors section.

Does this sound good to everyone?  vermin  10:56, 26 October 2014 (EDT)

URLs

Can someone (or someones) go through and change all the instances of .es to .se? Thanks --Mantequilla (talk) 17:38, 8 October 2014 (EDT)

The important stuff (articles and such) are more or less done now. --JuniusThaddeus 17:27, 10 October 2014 (EDT)

Very much appreciated. --Mantequilla (talk) 11:12, 20 October 2014 (EDT)

CWCki

Can someone tell the people running the CWCki to stop using Asirra for account creation? Asirra is dead, so I can't create an account and update their Encyclopedia Dramatica article. The CWCki hasn't seen a new account since early October. --JuniusThaddeus 19:51, 19 October 2014 (EDT)

• HAHAHA I had the same problem. oddguy 02:52, 20 October 2014 (EDT)

• Pretty sure we have zero pull on cwcki. Do they have an IRC or an active social media account? -Mantequilla (talk) 06:40, 20 October 2014 (EDT)

• I could probably ask someone on their forum to do something but I don't care enough. oddguy 11:12, 20 October 2014 (EDT)

I don't think CWCiki is too friendly with us. They still consider ED to have died back in April 2011. FFS Pink_Poodle is a mod there. --One With The Lulz 22:01, 23 October 2014 (EDT)

yah they banned me on the forum after one post --Likeicare 22:05, 23 October 2014 (EDT)

• Pink Poodle is an anorexic and a terrible person. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:15, 23 October 2014 (EDT)

Vox Dramatica

I nominate LmaoZedong for being one of the most prominent names on Special:NewPages since August. It's refreshing to go through that list and see articles on pranks instead of articles on people. --JuniusThaddeus 08:44, 25 October 2014 (EDT)

 VX  • 09:16, 25 October 2014 (EDT)

yesh, he makey good article. Me rikey.   vermin  12:00, 25 October 2014 (EDT)

Agreed.--Boudica 15:28, 25 October 2014 (EDT)

  Vermin  09:06, 3 November 2014 (EST)