Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 27, 2024
Kamala Devi Harris, not to be confused with the late professional wrestler James "Kamala" Harris, is a totally mid 59-year-old prostitute turned Democrat politician who has served as the 49th Vice President of the United States since 2021 and is currently running for President in the 2024 election in an attempt to defeat Donald Trump. A former prosecutor, Kamala is known for being a massive hypocrite who says that people shouldn't be in prison for having weed despite the fact that she locked up thousands of mostly black Californians for marijuana possession. She is also known for frequently laughing like a hyena and having a massive pseudo-penis like Michelle Obama or a hyena.
Harris has served as Vice President and so-called "Border Czar" under Joe Biden, a senile old man that she's admitted she believes is a rapist and a racist. But hey, anything for power, amirite? When Kamala was 29, she began a relationship with Willie Brown, the married 60-year-old Mayor of San Franshitsco. Kamala would regularly suck Willie Brown's brown willy to get ahead in life and gain new career opportunities. She later dated talk show host Montel Williams. In 2014, Kamala finally decided to stop thotting around with geriatric black guys and married lawyer and professional Jew, Doug Emhoff✡.
The majority of little girls with emotionally abusive liberal mothers view Kamala Harris as a role model who serves as living proof that sucking the dick of a powerful man in politics will always get you ahead in life, even if you are an obnoxious, mentally retarded hypocrite with a third-rate pussy. Despite having the speaking prowess of an 8-year-old with ADHD, Harris actually has a chance of becoming President and getting her hands on the nuclear launch codes – which should fucking terrify you.
Luckily, as Hillary Clinton proved and we all now know: If there's one thing Donald Trump is good at, it's beating women.
... in elections we mean... and perhaps also in the face if need be.
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